Volume II: The Space of the Main God. Museums Chapter 47: Collections
Geng Feng took an opportunity for little Catherine to go out, took all the guns and ammunition out of the box and put them in the space bag. Originally, when it was packed in the box, it took up most of the room, and after unpacking some unnecessary packaging, everything probably took up four or five cubic meters of space. That's about the space of two double-door refrigerators.
Anyway, after the things are put into the mouth of the space, if you don't dig it out, it is basically solidified in a fixed position. So you don't have to worry about them colliding with each other and breaking down.
When little Catherine returned home and looked at a large pile of empty boxes, she was also stunned. Such a large number of things, say no, they are gone. The key is that Geng Feng is alone, and the time is only a few hours. The most exaggerated thing is that when I checked the monitoring myself, I didn't find that there were people entering and exiting the villa at all, which seemed too mysterious.
On the day when the two made an appointment, Geng Feng came to a designated room in a dilapidated building as agreed. Taking out the key from under the carpet at the door, Geng Feng opened the door and went in to see that Big Catherine was already waiting there.
At this time, she was sitting on a broken sofa, with a file bag at hand. Seeing Geng Feng come in, Big Catherine handed the document bag to Geng Feng.
Geng Feng opened the file bag and took a look at it twice, and found that there were four documents inside, two temporary appraisal reports for the wild collections, and two temporary entrusted collection certificates for the collections.
Seeing that Geng Feng took out four contracts, Big Catherine took out a pen, looked at Geng Feng and blinked and said, "Come on, tell me about your wine jug." I'll help you fill out these two forms as soon as possible, and then we'll get down to business. ”
The discovery of the infinity wine jug was discovered, and Geng Feng just smiled indifferently. Come to think of it, if C is really what she said, she is a field staff member of some museum. And with so many years of experience in dealing with messy things, she must have noticed something was wrong with it when she took her first sip of elven elixir.
Geng Feng took out the wine jug and took a sip, stretched out the endless wine jug in front of Big Catherine and asked, "Do you want it?" I'll give you some more? This jug produces one liter of that fine wine every once in a while. ”
Before Geng Feng could finish speaking, Big Catherine, while taking the wine jug and giving herself a big sip, answered: "Do you remember the second glass, I quietly intercepted a part." After a cursory test of the wine, we tentatively believe that the wine is not harmful to humans. There's a mysterious substance in it, and because it decomposes so quickly, we haven't been able to know exactly what it's made of, and we haven't been able to experiment with it in detail. However, judging from my short-term feelings, it should have the effect of refreshing the mind, and it should also have certain benefits for the body. ”
Geng Feng took the wine jug returned by Catherine, nodded and replied: "Well, refresh your mind, clear away heat and detoxify, strengthen your body, and also treat injuries, nourish yin and kidneys." Overall, from what I've experienced during this time, there is no harm. Of course, it's wine after all. If you drink too much and go to drive, you can't complain about others, after all, you don't drink a car, and you don't drink a car. ”
"Hmm...... Why don't I remember how poor you used to be? Okay, don't make a fuss, the form has been filled out, and this certificate is for you. Any field worker who sees someone in possession of an item in the field without a certificate will be forced to take it back. This flask of yours is tentatively designated SUS-359, and we will examine it in detail when you report to the headquarters later. If it is officially designated as SU-230, I will help you replace this certificate of yours with an official one. I will send the certificate and one of the certificates of possession to Headquarters immediately. ”
"Uh...... What do the two numbers mean? Explain it to me! "There was something about the certificate and the shelter in the field, and Geng Feng could probably guess what it meant through a few words from each other. However, the two numbers proposed by Catherine Geng Feng are not clear.
Big Catherine replied directly without selling it: "SUS-359 means that the collection that is preliminarily recognized as safe and useful will also be supervised because it is preliminarily recognized, and 359 represents the 359th item; In the same way, SU-230 means the No. 230 collection, which is officially recognized as useful for the safe period. ”
"Then according to this line of thought, there should be various levels such as light danger, moderate danger, high danger, extinction, uselessness, etc. Do I believe that all collections are safe and usable? ”
"You're probably right, as for the specific classification of collections, the catalogue of collections that can be known within the authority, and so on. When you go to the headquarters to report, a thick tome will be sent to you, and you can memorize it slowly! ”
"That sounds terrible, I'm quitting now, is it too late?"
"In that case, I'll let you see here like the man in black, brainwash you, and send you away." Big Catherine made a gesture of wearing sunglasses and holding a brainwashing pen.
Geng Feng pretended to be very scared and said, "Don't don't, I was wrong!" You'd better forget it! Who knows if you're skilled or not? What if you shake your hand and wash me into an idiot, I won't be able to live the next life? ”
"Haha, when did you become so funny? I remember that you used to be quite a serious person, and I always saw you frowning as if you were always planning something. By the way, when you join the company in the future, according to the collection you hold. Can we just give you a code name and call it a pastor? ”
Geng Feng's mood instantly fell: "Alas, let's talk about it then." By the way, you probably have a collection on you, right? The music box from last time, your 'iron box phone', and that bottle of perfume should all be collectibles, right? ”
"That's right, it's all collections." Big Catherine replied as she took out the three things and laid them out on the table.
Big Catherine picked up the iron box mobile phone first and said: "Mr. Tesla only made a total of nine such communication devices back then, and then I don't know what happened, these nine communication devices became a collection. The current tests are on Earth, where they can talk to each other. Tests outside of the Earth's confines, we haven't done it yet. At present, there are still eight such communication devices left, and one of them was dismantled by the guys from the research department to study the principle, but it was not studied, and it was so bad that it failed after being installed. ”
Catherine the Great put down the communicator and picked up the perfume: "This is the perfume of a certain male opera singer in Europe back then." He originally dressed up as a woman to sing operas, and everyone thought she was a big beauty, plus he did sing very well, so many people went to watch his performance. But one day after he was found to be a man, his performance was no longer interested. So one day he committed suicide after painting beautiful makeup. The last bottle of perfume he used became a collection, and the girl who used red would become the appearance of an imaginary man, and the boy who used green would become the image of a girl in his imagination. If you have used a perfume, it will change back to the original with another color. Since the discovery of this piece of perfume, it has been used until now, and no significant reduction in the perfume has been found, and no side effects have been found by the user from the use of this bottle of perfume. Therefore, although this collection is more cumbersome to use, it can be regarded as one of the more practical ones in the SU-class collection. ”
Big Catherine, who put the perfume and communicator in her bag, finally picked up the flat music box and said: "As for the age of this thing, it is very recent, after all, you can tell from its production style that it is a modern product." Actually, we found out that it was only a few years ago, and that was a sad story. At that time, I was still a newcomer, and my seniors took me on that mission. Although there was nothing dangerous about that recovery, it was one of the most memorable ones for me. Alas, that lady was too impressed. That's a ...... Belch...... How so? ”
Big Catherine scratched her ears and cheeks, as if she had organized her words for a moment before replying, "Let me tell you so." Thankfully, the lady was just talking, and neither her husband nor daughter were violent. Otherwise, she would have been killed by her family for her chattering, snarky mouth. ”
Geng Feng was stunned for a moment: "Uh...... Is that an exaggeration? ”
Big Catherine nodded solemnly and said, "I don't think my words are exaggerated in the slightest, and they are even relatively light. That lady was the most talkative person I've ever met. As long as her husband or daughter is by her side, her sarcastic and vicious words can continue. Her husband is a craftsman, and once he made two music boxes for himself and his daughter as Christmas gifts, and at Christmas, the father and daughter made a wish that they would never hear the annoying nagging sound again, so the two collections were inexplicably born. We have not yet found a definite pattern in the creation of the collection, and this is one of the more dramatic ones. ”
Geng Feng was a little stunned, this special meow still has this kind of operation?
"That'...... Why didn't that kid divorce this woman? After that, Geng Feng asked the question in his heart.
"Oh, yes. The lady's family was still very powerful in the local area, and the poor gentleman was forcibly arrested and married. At the time of the wedding, he was carried into the church by the lady in a state of tying up flowers. By the way, the lady is 148.9 kilograms. ”
"Huh?"
"He once sued for divorce, attempted! Although his wife didn't do anything in the end, the speed and viciousness of the verbal attacks doubled every day. "Big Catherine, the more she speaks, the more she has a smiling expression.
"Poof, haha...... Ahem. Forgive me for laughing unkindly, but I really didn't hold back. Although I think it's bad to laugh at this gentleman's experience, I can't help it. ”
"Haha, okay. I couldn't hold back my laughter at the time, and I laughed even more than you! Eventually, we made observations and assessments, and we also consulted the gentleman and his daughter. After everything was sorted out, we helped the gentleman with the divorce formalities, got him everything new in another state far away, and helped him start a new and comfortable life. And the reward is ......" Speaking of which, Big Catherine, shook the music box in her hand.
(To be continued)