Although Emperor Wangdi was ruthless to these women, their fate was tightly tied to him, if he collapsed, the big guys would have to be nuns, no matter how bad he was, they would have to pray every day that he would live forever. No matter how hard life is in the palace, it is better than being a nun, and there is always some hope.

Lan Xi quickly thought of a serious question: "Sister, the emperor is more than ten years older than me, if he goes first, will I lose my hair and become a nun?" I don't want to shave my head and be a little nun, the emperor must live forever! ”

Huo Panpan sighed and shook his head: "Sister! Our sisters closed the door and said a word about the nine clans, which emperor is not short-lived? Wine and wealth all day long, no matter how good your body is, it is empty! Sister I'm fine, one year older than the emperor, maybe I went before him, but my sister is like a flower, maybe the emperor will leave you alone with a kick of his legs, and the old nuns in the Thanksgiving Temple are all out of the palace, doing evil things while chanting Buddha, perverted! And there is no moon silver anymore, and it is impossible to help the family if you want to. ”

Lan Xi couldn't help but tremble, and said extremely reverently: "I will ask the Buddha to bless the emperor every morning and evening in the future, long live the emperor, long live, long live!" ”

"Hey, what long live long live long live, it's all a lie! If my sister doesn't want to be a nun, it is only right that she is promoted to the fifth grade or above! ”

Lan Xi said pitifully: "The first time I went to bed, I made the emperor unhappy, and I also disappointed the queen's mother, it's good to eat better, how dare you want to rise to more than five grades?" Why do you think I'm so unlucky? ”

Huo Panpan looked at Lan Xi for a while, and said seriously: "The difficulties are only temporary, and I can't tell what makes my sister different, I just think you have a very special temperament, and in the end, it is not your young beauty that impresses the emperor, but your temperament, I believe that as long as you have a coincidence, you will definitely favor the harem!" ”

Lan Xi pretended to be innocent and happy, but secretly admired Huo Panpan's eyes in his heart, and suddenly saw that he was different from the women in the palace.

Huo Panpan was afraid that she would be ill, so he persuaded her to go to the church to take a break, so he got up and said goodbye, and smiled before leaving: "Sister, wash your face and go to sleep again!" ”

Lan Xi remembered that he was dusty, and quickly washed his face in the mirror, narcissistically thinking that he was a soul from another world, who had gone to school and worked, walked through the streets and alleys, had a one-night stand between teachers and students, went to the mountains to fight tigers, and went to the countryside to catch loaches, what world has not seen? How can these frogs at the bottom of the well in the palace be compared, of course, the temperament is different!

Wait for the next meeting, we must let him engrave himself deeply and deeply in his heart, even if he turns into ashes, he can't forget it, and then summon luck every night, and never give up until he dies, until he is old, he will fall in love with her face devastated by the years.

And yourself, you can take the opportunity to drag, by the way, make a request, not to mention anything else, the reward and promotion of gold, silver and jewelry are inevitable, and it is not very simple to be promoted to more than five grades?

I daydreamed for a while, and I was in a good mood, so I didn't hold a grudge against the little frog for hiding her identity, so I hid myself and wanted to see what she said.

To her surprise, this time it was the little frog who dragged it, and he sent a vicious QQ emoji, leaving a sentence coldly: "Threaten to not go online at every turn, are you too dragged or too naïve?" I really don't look down on your behavior, bye-bye, never see each other again! ”

Lan Xi laughed, hated her teeth so much, and swore to ignore him, and browsed the web for a while, it was really boring, but fortunately, Xiao Tao invited her out for lunch.

Faced with four dishes and one soup that were worse than before, Lan Xi, who was hungry, couldn't wait to overturn the table, and Xiao Tao was so frightened that she knelt down: "The master is angry, those servants are willing to spend silver to order food when they see you during your illness, thinking that you have money and don't want to spend it, so the food is getting worse, they just want to force you to spend money to improve your food!" And they said that the Queen Mother advocated thrift and thrift in the palace, and in order to respond to her old man's call, the food expenses should be reduced! ”

"But I've been squeezed out of a penny! Even if you shrink, you can't starve to death, those high-ranking concubines wear one less piece of jewelry and come out! ”

Lan Xi roared, threw down the little peach and entered the house, angry to the heart, evil to the guts, all the anger to the little frog who said that she was dragging it.

"What am I pulling? Do I have you to drag? You're bored when you eat enough every day, I can't even eat enough for two days when I'm sick, I look down on me when I'm sick, my jewelry is replaced with fake, I have to be held accountable for eating a fish, I'm penniless and I owe a lot of debt, and I'm going to be angry with you when I go online? What a palace, it's hell on earth! A full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry, what right do you have to blame others? Bye! Never see each other until you die! ”

Angrily went offline, Fang felt that he had caused a big disaster, and he was suddenly frightened, and he actually told everyone everything in a fit of anger? It's said that impulsiveness is the devil, why can't you control it? I just hope that the little frog is not a traitor to seek glory.

I couldn't swallow the rice anymore, and Xiao Tao begged bitterly: "Let's change clothes and eat a little, although the vegetables are difficult to swallow, but the rice and mustard and shredded meat soup are not bad, so the master will eat the rice!" ”

Lan Xi thought dejectedly, maybe this was the last meal she had in this world, even if she died, she couldn't be a starving ghost, and shook her head when she saw the meal: "Isn't the mustard soup with shredded pork and shabu water and leftover mustard in the morning?" Can you drink it? Forget it, there are still a few bags of milk, so I'll eat rice and drink milk! ”

After finishing a bowl of dry and hard white rice and drinking a bag of milk that was about to expire in great pain, Lan Xi calmed down a little, and quickly came up with a solution that was not a solution, that is, to send a message to the little frog desperately, so that he could see a large number of messages as soon as he went online, maybe he couldn't notice that sentence, and he forgot it in a few days.

She quickly got on the shelf, felt so bad that she had no self-esteem, just swore to ignore the little frog again, and now she will come up to please others, so she should use her self-esteem to buy a lesson.

-----That little frog, I'm joking with you, how can I really be angry with you?

-----I'm really sick, and I'm on a drip, and I haven't been able to go online at all these days, so I just happened to come up to see you!

-----Don't be like this, people are sick, treat patients gently, tolerant and considerate!"

But the little frog still didn't reply, Lan Xi simply didn't care, anyway, she just wanted him to ignore that sentence.

-----Otherwise, I'll tell you a joke and you won't be angry. Once upon a time, a man went to the dentist, but the dentist pulled out the tooth and fell into his throat, and the dentist said oh no, go to the otolaryngology! He went to the otolaryngology department for an examination, and the doctor said that it was bad and the teeth ran into the stomach, so go to the internal medicine department! As soon as the internist checked it, he said that it was bad, the bad tooth ran into the intestines, and he went to the proctology department! As a result, the proctologist said oh no, oh no, you have a tooth on your anus, go to the dentist to pull it out!

But there was still no response, Lan Xi searched his stomach and remembered a joke again, and hurriedly passed it on:

----- a certain planet, a certain country, and a certain dynasty, the emperor is bored, so he sends a text message to his new favorite: Take off and wash it quickly! Who knows, I inadvertently pressed the mass send. As a result, the queen replied: The emperor's enthusiasm is as good as when he was young, and he will arrive soon! The concubine who fell out of favor replied: The concubine knows that the emperor is only temporarily deceived by the little slut, and the favorite in her heart is still me! The concubine replied: Emperor, you haven't been in contact for a few years, you are still so anxious, be patient! The female courtier replied: I hate it, people are working, see you in the lounge behind the imperial study after work! New favorite: The emperor is so brave, you still don't let go of the concubines begging for mercy last night!

The green frog at the bottom of the well finally replied: Actually, I've seen all these jokes, don't you just want to swipe the screen? Save it! I've seen that sentence!

Lan Xi was suddenly gloomy, she actually saw her intentions? She actually knows all the jokes in her previous life! I didn't know what to say.

Fortunately, the little frog quickly replied: "It's safe, although I have seen it, but I will not harm you, don't worry!" I've got something to do, see you tomorrow! ”

Lan Xi let out a sigh of relief, and a heart finally fell back into his stomach.

I accidentally saw the floating advertisement on the table: "The Queen Mother advocates, because of the climate, the harvest in many places this year is not good, and the people in some places are living in difficulty. ”

Her heart moved, as if she saw some hope.

The queen mother is the biggest master in the harem, she offended the other three, but she didn't offend her, why can't she hug her thighs? Others can use chicken feathers as arrows, why can't she actively respond to the call? Maybe she will get the favor of her old man, and a good day will fall from the sky! If she can rise to the fifth grade, no matter whether Emperor Wangdi collapses or not, she doesn't have to become a nun!

------ next chapter title: Hugging the Queen Mother's thighs

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