The slightest coolness enters his body,

swollen,

With a slight tearing pain,

It's a little dry at first, but slowly it's smooth,

And after the cold, it is replaced by a warm and moist one.

Boss Zhou has only borrowed the corpse of "Xu Le" to return his soul in his life, and he has not been forcibly put on by others, as for the one in his body, it is an internal contradiction among the people.

Every time he came out, it was Boss Zhou who deliberately delegated power, and the nature was also different.

This time, the land lord took the initiative to forcibly get on his body, and Boss Zhou opened the door of convenience anyway.

You're going to come in, aren't you?

All right

Come on in.

You brought it on yourself,

Don't blame me.

Zhou Ze wanted to develop the good-neighborly, friendly, and cooperative relations between the local Yin Division and the Heavenly Court in Tongcheng.

Peaceful development for all,

You are the lord of your land, enjoy your incense, I am my ghost, catch my ghost and do my performance.

Now

Since you don't treat me as a cadre,

Then I don't need to be polite to you.

Zhou salted fish lice are not afraid of biting, and he has collected a few Northeast immortals, and he can't release them now, and he has done a lot of things to die in the past.

As usual, it does not prevent him from drinking coffee in the morning, reading the newspaper and basking in the sun.

"Hehe, you're from the government."

Zhou Ze pointed at Zhang Yanfeng and said.

Zhang Yanfeng was stunned for a moment,

At this time, Zhou Ze's words carried an old and narrow timbre, which was not Zhou Ze's voice at all.

"Yes, he is, master, what do you want, just mention it, let's talk, there's nothing that can't be discussed, right?

You have to believe in politics...... government, everything can be resolved through dialogue and communication. ”

Lao Dao saw that Zhang Yanfeng was a little at a loss, and immediately performed on stage in person.

"Your rune paper...... There is a problem. ”

Zhou Ze looked at Lao Dao and said.

"Hey, there's a problem, there's a problem."

Lao Dao nodded and bowed,

He didn't know where Zhou Ze's confidence was.

Now it's just the boss who is on the road,

It's still important to be wronged first and save your own life.

"Your ............"

Zhou Ze shook his head,

still looked at Zhang Yanfeng and said, "You are a local head catcher, right?" ”

"............" Zhang Yanfeng.

"The temple of the old body collapsed, so it ............"

At this time,

Zhou Ze's voice changed suddenly,

"You're ............ What are you ............ doing?"

"............" old way.

"............" Zhang Yanfeng.

Next

entered the incredible link where Lao Dao and Zhang Yanfeng, the two melon-eating people, were stunned.

I don't understand,

I thought that Boss Zhou was idle and bored to show off his ventriloquism here,

In the article "Ventriloquism" by Lin Sihuan in the Qing Dynasty, he once used the words "Suddenly stroke the ruler, and the group is overwhelmed." Remove the screen and look at it, just one person, one table, one chair, one fan, and one ruler. "As a boisterous ending.

"Why is there another one in this?"

The land lord is a little confused,

What's going on?

"I............ What about you? ”

This is the voice of the One,

With a deep sense of dissatisfaction and impatience.

He was questioning Zhou Ze.

"You...... What kind of miscellaneous things, dare to speak wildly in front of this god!

This god is here, and with this physical use, you dare to be presumptuous! ”

"What's going on?" Zhang Yanfeng looked at Lao Dao.

Lao Dao tasted a little, reached out and secretly pulled Zhang Yanfeng's sleeve behind him, signaling him to slowly retreat with him.

Next

It's the gods fighting,

We mortals,

It's better to retreat first.

"What............ Tattered............ All inside............ Collar? ”

This is the question of the One,

He dwelt well in it,

questioned Zhou Ze why all cats and dogs were brought inside,

Where does this put him?

"Presumptuous!"

The land lord scolded.

however

The next moment,

Zhou Ze's body began to slowly dry up,

A cyan luster began to slowly rise from under the flesh, with an intoxicating subtlety.

meantime

Zhou Ze's body began to become a little rickety,

His arms drooped naturally, swaying gently at the knees, his long nails almost touching the ground, scraping against the mud below.

In the depths of those eyes, the black luster was like the depression before the arrival of a thunderstorm, which was intensifying;

Fangs at the corners of the mouth,

Slowly bulging out,

Like a demon's gaze;

"You ............ again Say it again? ”

Zhou Ze stretched out his hand and pointed at himself.

"Uh............ You............ Who are you!!!

, who the hell are you!! ”

Lord Earth began to scream.

"Give it to me............ Die! ”

Zhou Ze stretched out his hand and grabbed a little in front of his eyebrows, and the touch between his nails made a sonorous sound of metal colliding.

Then

A blue-green luster was forcibly pulled out from the center of Zhou Ze's eyebrows.

"Who the hell are you, who are you!"

Zhou Ze was silent,

Keep pumping him out.

"This god is a land, canonized by the heavenly court, educated and nurtured a people, how dare you disrespect me!

You can't be disrespectful to me,

Please,

Don't be disrespectful to me,

Please don't do this to me! ”

The cyan light was slowly pulled out.

Zhou Ze's black eyes looked at him,

mouth

It's like a little saliva secretion,

Slowly dripping down the tall fangs.

It's gluttonous.

"Lord of the Land............ Delicious............"

"............" land.

"Wow!"

A golden light suddenly burst out and hit Zhou Ze's forehead directly.

Zhou Ze's body shook slightly, and then turned motionless, as if he had been immobilized by a spell.

A wooden plaque appeared on Zhou Ze's head, small, narrow, and shabby, which meant that the locals had long been unable to make ends meet with his incense.

It's no wonder that this land lord has such a bad temper,

Forget that the incense is getting less and less,

There were even a few turtle sons who wanted to dig up his grave,

It's a hell of a person!

So he couldn't wait to come up with it, even if it was a bad rule, he also wanted to rebuild his temple, he actually didn't have no incense, and there were really a lot of land temples built all over the city, but they were all obscene shrines, and the incense there didn't know where to fly for a long time.

A few years ago, there were still little-known local temple gods such as Lady Bai in Tsing Yi and him grabbing incense, which made the life of this authentic land lord even more difficult.

Because of this, he is not afraid of taboos.

But who knows,

Carelessly,

actually stepped on a thunder directly!

The cyan aperture took the opportunity to escape the control of Zhou Ze's nails, floating in mid-air, and looked at Zhou Ze coldly:

"This is its own temple card, suppressing all evil, no matter what you are, unless you are reincarnated after winning the hook, you can still be suppressed to death!

With this merit of yours, this god will also regain a merit, and the debt of these years can also be made up! ”

The land lord thought to himself.

Distance

Lao Dao, who was "secretly observing", took off the talisman paper on his forehead with some nervousness,

Always ready to fight.

Zhang Yanfeng was a little unsure so, he didn't even know if he should take out the gun at this time.

"Don't be afraid, Poor Dao protects you, Poor Dao was ............ in Huaguo Mountain five hundred years ago"

As he spoke, Lao Dao found that he was paralyzed under excessive nervousness, and immediately stopped talking.

however

At this moment,

The wooden plaque on Zhou Ze's forehead made an extremely crisp sound:

"Smack!"

Wooden plaque cracking,

Began to crack in all directions.

Zhou Ze, who was originally motionless, stretched out his hand and slapped the sawdust on his forehead away,

He looked at the green light that the earth lord turned into with a very strange gaze,

"You're ...... Nice......"

The land lord is a little flustered,

Even if his plaque is a little weak because of the shortage of incense over the years, it is not so ineffective.

Then

Zhou Ze's next sentence,

made the land lord even more panicked directly.

"Actually............ Recognize............ Finish............ I ............"

"Whoosh!"

At this moment,

The Lord of the Land instantly turned into a beam of light,

Ran into the ground ahead,

He hid in his own grave. shivering;

The outside world is terrible,

He didn't dare to come out again.

Zhou Ze continued to knead the position of his eyebrows,

frankly

It hurts a little,

In particular, the power of merit and belief above made him feel a little disgusting.

However, he didn't blame Zhou Ze for waking him up in this place, and even at this time, he felt that it was a very correct choice for Zhou Ze to wake him up.

The lord of the land, nourished by the incense of a party, is barely a false god's existence,

flavor

It should be good.

He took a few steps forward, reached out to dig through the soil layer of the ground, dug several times in a row, and with some impatience, slowly straightened up again.

"What is he doing?"

Zhang Yanfeng asked Lao Dao.

Lao Dao seemed to see through everything, and hummed: "It's really special, lazy." ”

Then

Zhou Ze's gaze swept to Lao Dao's side.

"Your loyal veteran is !!"

Lao Dao immediately jumped out, without saying a word, squatted directly in front of Zhou Ze and began to help Zhou Ze dig the ground.

He knew what Zhou Ze was going to do, and he also knew what he should do at this time.

Do you ask the old way to be bitter?

Not bitter!

Mom,

Although I have served two ghost bosses before,

But the two ghost bosses before combined are not as thick as a single hair on the thigh in front of them!

Lao Dao even thought,

Old Boss,

Give me a bite,

Let me be a high-level zombie!

It's the same IQ as the warbler, but it's better to be hard!

It's a pity,

Zhou Ze directly stretched out his hand and swept it,

Lao Dao only felt a strong attack,

The whole person flew out upside down, landed on the ground, rolled around a few times, and gnawed on a mouthful of mud in his mouth.

Good grievance,

You don't bite me,

And hit me.

"It's too slow............"

Zhou Ze said in a deep voice.

"I'll call you an excavator?" Lao Dao continued to ask flatteringly, and at the same time took out his mobile phone.

Zhou Ze didn't answer,

Instead, the hands are slowly stretched out,

The mouth also began to open,

From his throat,

There was a hissing roar,

With a terrible sense of depression and suffocation.

Lao Dao and Zhang Yanfeng had to cover their ears, but despite this, they still felt that their bodies were shaking and their nostrils were about to bleed.

meanwhile

The two corpses that were made into sculptures in the two trees opened their eyes together,

The bark begins to detach,

Followed by

The whole tree is starting to shake,

In the end,

I can only hear it

"Click",

The two trees broke together.

The two walking corpses swayed and slowly walked in front of Zhou Ze, opening their mouths and roaring together.

"When you were alive............ Because............ Dig him up and die............ So............ Died............ I let you ............ Go on............ Dig! ”

The two walking dead immediately rushed out,

With his own arms, he began to dig like crazy,

It's so fast,

It's unimaginable.