Text Volume 1_Chapter 272 Cool to death

Chapter 272 is cool

Luo Ze said again: "Not to mention the impact of coffee on people, people with a bad heart may go down to see Marx with a cup of coffee, and people with nervous breakdowns may become completely mentally ill after a few cups of coffee." These are actually small things, and the most important point is that recently a batch of coffee beans from the toilet in Brazil has entered the Chinese market......"

"Gross!" Yan Mo Nan was drinking coffee elegantly, and suddenly heard the coffee beans being produced from the toilet, and he suddenly felt sick to his stomach.

Luo Ze said: "It's best not to drink milk casually, now there are too many mad cow diseases, and after drinking mad cow milk, people will not go crazy, but their faces will be spotted." ”

Li Manqing was so frightened that her hands shook and she knocked over a glass of milk.

Gu Bing quietly gave Luo Ze a thumbs up, it was really bloodless! This is a soldier who surrenders without a fight! With a three-inch tongue that is not rotten, and the nonsense is clear, look, what did Yan Menan and his wife look like? Cool, haha!

Tang Qianyu and Yan Mofeng calmly drank boiled water.

Gu Bing drank a glass of black things, and he deliberately smacked his mouth, so he couldn't do it.

Li Manqing saw that Yan Monan's face was too dark, and wanted to help him find a place to make him feel better, she pointed to Gu Bing's black thing and asked, "This is so dark, it shouldn't be something to drink, right?" ”

Luo Ze raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "This is black tea, which has various effects such as reducing the three highs, nourishing the skin, refreshing the mind, moistening the lungs and intestines, losing weight, and reducing fire." ”

"Alarmist, sensational." Yan Monan spit out eight words in a cold voice.

Gu Bing quit: "Who's the crowd?" My second brother is just talking to me, and some people are eavesdropping on others, which is too shameless. ”

"You!" Yan Monan wants to go crazy.

Li Manqing immediately grabbed his sleeve and leaned into his ear to lower his voice: "Tianyong International." ”

Yan Mo Nan suppressed the anger and snorted coldly.

Gu Bing touched the cup in his hand with Luo Ze's cup, and deliberately said loudly: "Cheers!" ”

After more than an hour of flying, meals were served.

The first class cabin can be ordered, and the service of the flight attendant is better.

Yan Monan was angry with Gu Bing, and he didn't want Yan Mofeng to order first, as soon as he saw the flight attendant coming, he immediately asked for the menu.

Gu Bing took the lead: "Beauty, we have four steaks, two are medium-rare, and two are medium-rare." ”

"Okay, I'll write it down!" The flight attendant smiled very beautifully and cutely.

After speaking, he defiantly glanced at Yan Monan with the eyes of a fool, as if to say: Isn't it stupid? Do you have to order a menu? When you get the menu, you must order first?

Yan Monan felt aggrieved to death, so angry that he stuffed the menu to the flight attendant: "Don't want it." ”

"Haha!" Gu Bing laughed.

Yan Mo Nan's eyes slashed at him, Gu Bing deliberately didn't look at Yan Mo Nan, but talked to Luo Ze: "Second brother, I thought of a particularly funny joke. Once upon a time, there was a person named Shuang, one day he died, and his family cried and shouted, ahhh Isn't it funny? Is it so cool? ”

"It's cool!" Roze said.

Yan Monan: "......"

He silently scolded in his heart: Damn, damn!

More than half an hour later.

The flight attendant intimately sent four steaks, and Gu Bing greeted: "One seven-point for me, one seven-point for my second brother, this is my second brother, and two eight-points for my eldest brother and sister-in-law, this is my eldest brother and sister-in-law." ”

"Okay." The flight attendant responded with a smile, because he felt that Gu Bing was humble and handsome, and the flight attendant's smile was much more sincere.

"Beauty, leave a call!" Gu Bing teased.

"I'm working!" The flight attendant laughed.

"I'll look for you in a moment, thank you for the steak, I'll dine first." Gu Bing said with a smile.

"Okay."

Gu Bing picked up the steak and sniffed: "The steak you sent over is extraordinarily fragrant!" ”

The flight attendant's face turned red: "Everyone's is the same." ”

"Okay, you get busy with work first, and I'll look for you later."

"Okay, if you need anything, please do not hesitate to ask."

"Thank you!" Gu Bing smiled politely.

Yan Monan is ashamed of Gu Bing's behavior, what he doesn't know is that the purpose of Gu Bing and the stewardess talking so much is to deliberately hold the steak in his hand, so that the taste of the steak will spread to Yan Monan's side, and deliberately arouse his appetite.

The flight attendant left, Gu Bing ate the steak, he took a cut and cut it slowly and leisurely, humming and singing while cutting: "Let's also dance and dance, and the doll and the bear dance and dance, they are dancing in a circle and dancing and dancing ......and dancing and cutting and chopping

Yan Monan was really going crazy to be tossed by Gu Bing, and he scolded with a calm face: "Shouldn't you have a sense of public morality?" You're not alone in this first-class area, are you? ”

Li Manqing pulled Yan Monan, his lips moved, and he silently said the words "Tianyong International" to him.

Yan Monan shook off Li Manqing's hand and said that he couldn't bear it any longer. He shouted, "Flight attendant! ”

The stewardess who delivered the steak just now immediately walked over, folded her hands on her chest and asked politely with a smile: "Hello sir, what do you need?" ”

"It's too noisy in here." Yan Monan said dissatisfied.

"Excuse me, what is it that is disturbing you?" The stewardess listened with her ears pricked up, but she didn't think there was anything noisy.

She thought that it should be the sound of the machine during the flight of the plane that disturbed the passengers, and she immediately smiled and apologized: "Sorry, there is no way to avoid the noise of the chassis running, but we have professional earplugs, do you need them?" ”

Yan Monan was even more angry, he felt like a bomb now, a little.

He didn't even like the stewardess with him, and said angrily: "It's not the chassis, it's a man-made man-made noise, and the voice he sang just now was too noisy." ”

Yan Monan pointed at Gu Bing.

Gu Bing looked at the flight attendant and shrugged helplessly.

"You just sang?" The flight attendant asked.

Gu Bing raised his eyebrows: "Uh-huh!" ”

The flight attendant smiled softly and said, "You have been complained, please pay attention to your volume next time you sing again, okay?" ”

"My singing voice is quiet, is it really noisy? Listen, the doll and the bear dance and dance and dance, and dance, ......and dance,

"Poof." The flight attendant couldn't help but laugh.

Realizing that she was wrong with this, she immediately reached out to cover her mouth.

Yan Monan glared at the stewardess and Gu Bing with a pair of eyes, he really couldn't see anything pleasing to the eye now.

The flight attendant looked at Yan Monan and said helplessly: "Sir, this volume is about less than forty decibels, it does not constitute a manic sound, and it is not nighttime, nor is it a lunch break, everyone has their own way of life and space, I can't prohibit a person from speaking or making a sound." Are you in a bad mood that that's why you're ......?"

Yan Monan interrupted the flight attendant angrily: "I'm not in a bad mood. ”