Chapter 156: The Fox Says the Thief
At that time, the Dingfeng Pig was still resisting Uncle Bao Dan, and of course it was unwilling to be subject to a Ji Lao's head.
However, the shit worm is dead, and the Dingfeng pig is summoned by the shit bug, because of the death of the summoner, the plant with the pig's head, it is also free. But the time of freedom was too short, and the Dingfeng Pig was controlled by Uncle Bao Dan.
Bang bang bang.
The head of the Wind Pig slammed into the ground, and the scene was comical for a while.
"Enough!" Uncle Bao Dan said angrily, "The old man is not a devil, why do you have to embarrass me, you want to die, the old man will fulfill you now!"
With a snort, one of the pig's heads of the Dingfeng Pig suddenly burst out with a bloody arrow, and then, the pig's head was also split into two, obviously split. Each pig's head is equivalent to the fruit and leaves of the Dingfeng pig.
When one pig's head was split, the other pig's heads calmed down, and they stopped their foolish behavior of hitting the earth with their heads, because the gains outweighed the losses.
Burst!
A golden mist burst open and shone on the largest pig's head, "Whoa!" The plant, all of its heads screaming, was obviously in unbearable pain, so it screamed.
"It's punishment. Uncle Bao Dan said, "If you are disobedient again, I will melt your master's head, and see how arrogant you are." This largest pig's head, it is actually where your spiritual source is, even if all the pig's heads are destroyed, it can still live, because it is a seed, and it will inherit everything from the previous Wind Pig. Uncle Bao Dan sneered, it was not threatening the plant, but seriously explaining it to it.
Almost instantly, all the pigs' heads quieted down, and they fell to the ground obediently, sticking their pig ears to the ground to show their submission, and they were all willing to obey Uncle Baodan's dispatch.
Hahaha. Uncle Bao Dan laughed, and then, the golden mist swallowed the largest pig head of the Dingfeng Pig, poof! Blood and water gushed out, dozens of feet high, and the resentment was monstrous, but Uncle Bao Dan ignored it at all. There was a buzz, and the broken neck shook endlessly, and a new head grew, replacing the original pig's head.
It's just that the newly grown head of the Dingfeng Pig is a little strange, it is not a pig's head, but a human head. Uncle Baodan's head.
"I have eaten your seed and succeeded in replacing it, and from now on, I will kill whoever disobeys, without exception, Pig King, you can hear clearly. Uncle Bao Dan's voice was endlessly coercive and deterrent, and the pigs' heads with their ears close to the ground nodded their heads, and from a human point of view, they were kowtowing to show their hearts.
"The old man finally did a good thing. Uncle Bao Dan said secretly, "Thanks to the shit worm, if it weren't for it, how could I have such luck, but unfortunately, the shit worm was killed by Shourou Fairy." Damn Shourou Fairy, he's a pseudo-mother, how can he become a Ji Lao now, it's strange. "Uncle Bao Dan has been in the underground pool for many years, especially in the area of Muye City, and he knows a lot about the various forces on the opposite side.
Not only Muye City, but also the entire Alki Food Mountain and the nearby city, everyone knows that Shourouxian is a super pseudo-girl.
But the person who appeared outside the city of Muye was Ji Lao, Da Ji Lao, there is no doubt about this, because the base qi emitted by Shou Rou Xian is too amazing, if it is fake, the price it will cost is unimaginable, no one will be bored enough to do such a thing, especially a big man like Shou Rou Xian, his vision and status are by no means comparable to the patriarch of an ordinary big family.
Call!
A breeze blew towards all the heads of the Dingfeng Pig, including Uncle Bao Dan's head.
There was a mysterious fluctuation in the wind, which suddenly penetrated into Uncle Bao Dan's head, and when he landed, Uncle Bao Dan's eyes bloomed with two blazing rays of luck, like the scorching sun, which distorted the surrounding space, and the heat wave danced, and the flames burst out more than a thousand feet high.
"What's going on!"
"It's amazingly hot, but why aren't we cooked?"
"Grass. ”
"You want to be a pig's head, we don't want to, pay attention to what you say, it makes us very unhappy. ”
"Uncle Bao Dan has become a little strange, everyone better be careful, because it eats the seeds, which is equivalent to controlling us, and he only needs one thought, and we can be roasted. ”
The pigheads are all communicating with each other, of course, if you do such a thing, you have to hide it from Uncle Baodan, otherwise it will make him unhappy, and then cause trouble, and the gains outweigh the losses.
On the other side, Uncle Bao Dan's head almost exploded, because the vast luck burst out in his sea of knowledge. "This, what kind of ...... is this," Uncle Bao Dan said in astonishment, "How does the old man feel that he is middle-aged, but he is favored by fate." ”
Delusion, is it an illusion? Uncle Bao Dan was puzzled.
Then, a voice rang out, "Old thing, don't doubt it, it's me." The sound of the shit insect was like a ghost, floating in the sea of Uncle Baodan's knowledge, so that the vast luck was dispersed.
"Shit worm, you're not dead. Uncle Bao Dan was shocked, "Why did you find the old man?" Now, the old man doesn't want to have anything to do with you. ”
"Yes. The shit insect said disdainfully, "Uncle Bao Dan, you can't even take your body back, you can only hide in the plants, don't you feel ashamed." I offered to help you, and you should be grateful. We work together to the mutual benefit. I'm going to kill the Mandate of Heaven cicada and get the Mandate of Heaven. ”
"The person who destroyed your body is a longevity meat fairy, why don't you go to him for revenge, but instead go to the scourge of the Heavenly Destiny Cicada. Besides, the Destiny Cicada has been collected by the copper beetle and has fallen into the copper plate, which has become a ball. Uncle Bao Dan said indifferently, they are all an exchange of ideas, and others have no way of knowing what they are talking about.
"Not bad. "I should go and kill the Shourou Fairy, but before absolute strength, any conspiracy is useless." I can't kill the Shourou Fairy now, he can crush me with just a few fingers. ”
"That's why you picked the one that is easy to bully, Destiny Cicada, no, it's now Destiny Ball. Uncle Bao Dan said, "Although you have dismissed your luck, the old man still feels that he has benefited a lot." As long as I can completely refine them, I will defy the heavens and obtain the ancient inheritance, and I will be able to take back the coffin, and take the headless body of the old man. ”
"Don't you think it's strange, old thing, because the coffin is gone!"
Suddenly, the shit worm said indifferently, "It seems that you were stupid by the realm lord, and you didn't even care about the coffin that was most important to you." Hmph, you care more about your life than your body, ugly, your heart is speechless. ”
"Just laugh at the old man. Uncle Bao Dan said, "How good can you be, abandoned by the Heavenly Destiny Cicada, and destroyed by the Shou Meat Fairy, only the remaining will remains, and you still came to me to show off." Do you have anything to be proud of. ”
Sarcasm with each other.
Uncle Bao Dan and Shit Worm are both losers, but they think that the other party is more pitiful, and they have a natural sense of superiority.
Because they are the same kind, they hate each other.
When!when!when!when!when...... The sound of dense metal slamming sounded, and the pig's heads, whose ears were close to the ground, their heads were originally extremely strong, but they were smashed out of the bloody holes, the brains were spilled, the skulls were shattered, and the aroma of pig's head meat wafted out.
It was a nugget of gold, and countless nuggets of gold blasted the head of the Dingfeng Pig into flesh and blood, shattering the bones and spilling the brains.
"This man is still useful to us. Qian Daoren said suddenly.
Call!
Dingfeng Pig, involuntarily, flew towards the Qian Dao people. And Wang Daoren stood aside, sneering, as if he was watching a joke. Uncle Bao Dan ignored the shit worm anymore, but roared angrily, "Woman, what are you doing relative to the old man's new body!"
"What we want to do. Qian Daoren said strangely, "Can you manage it?" ”
Between the words, Qian Daoren split out with a palm, and when he landed, the golden light burst out, the vast thousands of miles, a thing floated out, and immediately the dark clouds rolled out, wailing all over the field. It was a black coffin, and that black coffin reappeared. It turned out that it was taken away by the Qian Dao people.
Wang Daoren grinned and said, "Uncle Bao Dan, now you understand what we want to do." ”
Because the Golden Building did not have a head-on conflict with the Wang Dao people and the Qian Dao people, and even deliberately avoided them, this made the two female Daoists angry.
"Ah!" Uncle Bao Dan exclaimed, "How can it be in your hands, you are a woman!"
"What's wrong with women. Qian Daoren snorted, "I used to be a man, but now I have become a woman, so I know the mood and beauty of women." ”
With a buzz, the black coffin shook suddenly, and black smoke rose everywhere, covering the dark clouds and golden light, and swept towards Uncle Bao Dan.
"Your headless body is inside, Uncle Bao Dan, why do you want to dodge. Wang Daoren teased, "You are too useless, you will not accept the great creation that gives you a great creation." It's so wasteful, I look down on you even more. ”
"Uncle Bao Dan, why do you want to avoid it. "You've gained most of my luck, and no one can hurt you." "The shit worm looks like he's swearing, but Uncle Bao Dan won't believe a word, because the pig heads of the Dingfeng Pig are dying, so it's lucky, a liar.
"You probably don't believe me. "Perhaps, I should show some sincerity." ”
Phew!
A heavy force of luck emanated from Uncle Baodan's skull, turned into a raging wave, and surged towards the black coffin. With a bang, the black smoke in the air was washed away by the wild waves, and the black coffin also stopped in place.
"Look, that's my sincerity. "Shit worm said.
"Not enough!" Uncle Bao Dan immediately said, "Are you playing old man, shit worm, you garbage worm." The old man will refine your remaining will and make you quiet forever. ”
Crash!
On the sea of Uncle Bao Dan's knowledge, a fairy mountain rises, which is one of Uncle Bao Dan's last supports.
The fairy mountain rises, the auspicious ten thousand roads, the cranes fly, and the spirit ape roars. And the remaining will of the shit worm immediately dispersed, like a ball of black ink, escaping above the sea of Uncle Bao Dan. "Old thing, I have the heart to help you, why are you bothered with me. The shit worm was horrified.
"Since you have the heart to help the old man, let the old man eat you. Suddenly, Uncle Bao Dan shouted.
With a loud bang, the fairy mountain crashed into the ink-like will. In an instant, the shit worm screamed, and what little will it had left seemed to be broken, and it ran in all directions.
"Sure enough, you've exhausted your qi. Uncle Bao Dan smiled, "Now you are a fortune boy to me, how can the old man be embarrassed to refuse, after all, he is so thick-skinned." ”
Above the fairy mountain, the white crane flew out, and the crane's claws suddenly grabbed a ball of ink. "Don't, don't hurt me. "The ink screamed, it was part of the will of the shit worm. "I'll give you a benefit, a great benefit, so that you can not be controlled by Uncle Bao Dan. ”
With a pop, the ink was scattered by the crane, turning into a puff of black smoke, and there was no sound in it.
"Huh. Uncle Bao Dan said disdainfully, "Your luck is about to be devoured by me, as for your remaining will, it is a cancer, and it is even more scum, and the old man doesn't need it." ”
Bang!
The immortal mountain shook in the air, spreading dozens of rays of brilliance, like a divine rainbow, sweeping out. Scattered hundreds of balls of ink, woo woo, in the ink, screams sounded, all shit worms were roaring, but everything was useless, it chose the wrong person, as Uncle Bao Dan said, it picked the wrong object at the beginning, Uncle Bao Dan is not a persimmon that is easy to handle.
After destroying the remaining will of the shit worm, Uncle Bao Dan's face took on a new look, as if it had been coated with gold dust, like the golden Buddha head in the temple. At the same time, the pig's head that was blown up by the Dingfeng Pig also grew in an instant, and those pig's heads were also golden, but the color was not as bright as Uncle Baodan's head.
"Is this the power of shit worm's luck, hahaha. Uncle Bao Dan laughed.
With a bang, a golden pig's head suddenly shot out, knocking the black coffin hundreds of feet away. Click, click, and the golden pig's head exploded.
"That's it. Uncle Bao Dan said happily, "The old man can shake off the black coffin with a pig's head from the Dingfeng Pig." ”
Perhaps this body is stronger and more interesting than the old man imagined.
"Then, don't want the headless body that the old man left in the black coffin?" Weirdly, Uncle Bao Dan had a strange thought.
With this thought, the gold dust on Uncle Baodan's face and hair fell, as if it was scattered by the terrifying energy. "No, the old man is still affected by the black coffin!"
Black.
After the gold dust was peeled off, Uncle Baodan's face was full of black lines, and at the same time, the pig's heads of Dingfeng Pig also turned into black pig heads, but their eyes were blue, which was really weird.
At this time, Qian Daoren sneered: "You don't have to think about it, because there are no living or dead things in the coffin, they have all become powder." Including your body, it's a shame that you're going to die here too. ”
With a snort, Qian Daoren's fingers burst out with a golden light and hit the black coffin.
Bang!
The black coffin was finally opened, and the coffin mouth was facing Uncle Baodan. "For your own sake, I didn't lie to you. Qian Daoren said again.
"No, it's not. Uncle Bao Dan said angrily, "The old man doesn't want such an ending, slut, what have you done to my body, return it to the old man's body." ”
In the black coffin, it was deserted and there was nothing. Before, the murderous creatures and wicked people sealed inside were all dead.
Anger, uneasiness, panic, despair, and many thoughts surged up, making Uncle Bao Dan's head about to explode, and at this time, in Uncle Bao Dan's sea of consciousness, a ball of ink not much bigger than a fist manifested and turned into an ugly bug, its appearance is clearly a miniature version of the shit worm. It's also the will of the shit worm, and it's the only small mass left.
"Hugh should panic. "You still have a chance, although you are disrespectful to me, but I can't die without help." ”
Because Uncle Bao Dan didn't respond to the shit worm, it also made a claim, gathered all the power of luck on the sea of knowledge, and slapped it into Uncle Bao Dan's spiritual platform. Boom! The Lingtai shook, the sea of knowledge boiled, and the shit worm laughed, "You will be grateful for my grace of recreation." After saying that, the worm was about to attach it and break into the altar.
Bang!
A cloud of green light poured out, overturning the shit worm, "How can the old man be grateful to you." ”