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A long, long time ago, there was a Niuniumi universe, and on a certain planet in this Niuniumi universe, there was a poor man named Ning Jiu who lived in the village.

This person is extremely lazy, so he is still a bachelor when he arrives.

Ning Jiu's family only has a few acres of thin fields, and every sowing season he will go to the ground to scatter a few handfuls of seeds.

Why didn't you starve to death, it's a mystery.

Although Ning Jiu was very handsome, no one wanted to marry his daughter to him.

Ning Jiu has a fairly sturdy cow, with a shiny black skin, reflecting in the sun, this cow is called a little black dog—don't ask why a cow is called a dog, that's what it is called anyway.

This cow is lazier than Ning Jiu, he doesn't do any work every day, and he has a habit of cleanliness, and he lives in a luxurious cattle pen that is cleaner than Ning Jiu's house, and when it is time to eat, he will lean over the wall to find the beautiful female catcher next door to kiss and hug, and by the way, the female catcher will be held high.

The only head catcher in this village is a woman, named Chen Qianmo, according to legend, the female head catcher has a pair of magical electric eyes, can see through all the darkness of the event, the female head catcher is not only beautiful but also has an iron rice bowl for the head catcher, there are countless people who propose marriage in ten miles and eight villages, but she can't look down on anyone.

Solve the case every day, feed the little black dog, and kiss and hug the little black dog by the way.

It is rumored in the village that the female catcher may have been in love with the lazy man Ning for a long time, otherwise why wouldn't she live somewhere else?

However, every time someone spreads this, there will be a supernatural event in the house the next day, and all the valuable things in the house will be gone, not to mention, a room full of cow hoof prints.

There is a handsome cow in the village, but whenever someone is so suspicious, the only female catcher in the village will be full of justice and resolutely deny it.

Here's what she said: "Which cow have you ever seen that would kiss and hug and hold it high, no, which cow would retaliate maliciously?" That mark is just a trick deliberately used by the thief, this head catcher has the strongest pupil power, and the writing wheel eye is open to level ten, and it does not accept refutation. ”

The villagers were forced by the authority of the female head catcher, and no one dared to pass on the cp theory of the female head catcher and Ning Jiu anymore.

In the blink of an eye, it's sowing season again.

Ning Jiu saw that everyone else in the village was busy in the fields, so he hummed a little song and prepared to go.

The little black dog, who lives in a luxurious cattle pen, is woken up by a foul song.

"I planted a seed and finally bore fruit, and today is a great day!"

The little black dog squinted domineeringly, this god horse broke the song!

"Ning Jiu! Stop! No work! The little black dog stopped Ning Jiu.

Ning Jiu's face was full of grievances, "Little black dog, you told me not to work, saying that my lazy appearance is the most charming, and I will definitely marry a daughter-in-law, but you see that I am in my thirties, and I am alone, I really can't control my feelings of labor!" ”

It turns out that this Ning Jiu is not a lazy person, on the contrary, he is very industrious and decathlon.

It's just that this little black dog is too cunning, and his clever words tricked Ning Jiu into telling him not to work in the field, saying that his lazy appearance was the most charming, and fooled Ning Jiu to repair the luxurious cowshed for the little black dog at home.

Now this cowshed is said to be a cowshed, but the facilities are no less complete than those of thousands of years later, such as flushing toilets, rubber mattresses, and "air conditioners" and "refrigerators" that can be cooled by putting ice cubes.

The little black dog lives in this luxurious cowshed, with a large gold chain and a small gold watch, and a small barbecue three times a day.

"No, I'll count on it, your marriage is almost here." The little black dog said matter-of-factly.

"But you're a cow, you don't have fingers, only hooves..."Ning Jiu said aggrievedly.

A nice female voice came from the wall, "I said he had him!" Do you dare to doubt that the only female catcher in the village who writes the tenth level of the wheel eye? ”

Don't ask why the female head catcher climbs the wall, sitting on the wall and listening to the corner of the wall, people are headhunters.

Ning Jiu believed it plainly. Reverently asked the little black dog.

"May I ask Brother Dog, where is my marriage?"

The little black dog gracefully raised its hooves and knocked on the door of Ning Jiu's head.

"The seven fairies in the sky want to go down to the earth to take a bath, and when you go to the willow tree at the entrance of the village at noon, you see a white coat stolen from it, and the big fairy who stays behind is your marriage."

Ning Jiu was puzzled, "Shouldn't it be the smallest fairy in the script?" What is the situation with the Great Fairy? ”

The little black dog knocked him on the head hard, and a hoof print with the smell of Hermes Earth Men's Perfume was pressed on Ning Jiu's head.

Dare to doubt his IQ, it's time to knock!

"What seven fairies are nonsense, the Jade Emperor is just a girl, and the remaining six are bodyguards... The kind that protects outsiders from being hurt by the princess. ”

Ning Jiu was even more dizzy, "Is the princess so violent?" ”

Okay, what about the coexistence of gentleness and virtue?

The female catcher on the wall has a good idea.

"Xiao Hei is what he says, do you dare to question the fairness of the only female head catcher in this village?"

Ning Jiu didn't dare, okay, the big fairy is the big fairy, and the older ones are also fairies.

So, Ning Jiu obediently ran to the entrance of the village to find his marriage, as soon as he walked on the front foot, the little black dog on the back foot turned into a handsome male god, holding the female catcher head and kissing and hugging and holding high.

"Good today~" pouted~

"Xiao Hei is so handsome today, Mo Da~"

Ning Jiu didn't know that his bull brother, who was more noble than a human, was actually a god in the sky.

The reason why he didn't leave to be an uncle in Ning Jiu was because he was demoted to the mortal world, and he fell in love with the pretty head next door, and lived in Ning Jiu's house nearby.

The simple Ning Jiu followed Xiao Hei's instructions to arrive at the willow tree at the entrance of the village, and looked at it-

I can't see anything.

Ning Jiu burst into tears, the fairy tales are really all lies, who said that fairies take a bath and watch it casually, everyone is good at consciously shielding with mana.

But the clothes are indeed there, hanging in a row, Hermes, Gucci, Chanel... Various limited editions.

Although Ning Jiu felt that he could exchange a lot of money by selling all of these, considering what Xiao Hei said, if he wanted to take the white coat, he could only reluctantly give up the opportunity to make a fortune, reached out and grabbed the white coat, and hid behind a tree.

The fairies in luxury clothes washed enough and flew away one by one, and the big fairy without the white coat really stayed.

Ning Jiu took a look, I'm going to go, this is too good-looking!

Looking back and smiling, her gestures are elegant, even if the corners of her eyes and eyebrows are murderous, it does not hinder her beauty.

Marry her! Marry her! Marry, her!!

The great fairy Nuno lost her white coat, so she had to marry Ning Jiu, and the two lived happily in the village.

Ningjiu ploughs the fields, Ningjiu weaves, Ningjiu cooks, and Ningjiu washes clothes.

His Nuo Nuo's wife is responsible for wearing a white coat and investigating the case with Chen Qianmo, the pretty head catcher next door, every day, and kissing me and me.

Although Ning Jiu felt that Qiao Zhutou was more like CP than himself and Nuo Nuo, he really loved his wife too much, and felt that this was also bearable.

He could endure it, but the one in the luxurious diamond-encrusted cowshed couldn't.

Xiao Hei originally wanted to sell Ning Nerd to a difficult Nuo Nuo Fairy, so that there would be fewer rumors in the village about his family's obedient and Ning Jiudi, but Mu You thought that he would become his obedient and Nuo Nuo Fairy CP!

So Xiao Hei, who couldn't bear it, took out the mysterious communicator and called Heavenly Court, in order to defend his Shuangmo CP unwaveringly, it's time to be a whistleblower dog!

The call went directly to Chen Meng, the Queen Mother of Heavenly Court West.

only said that the queen mother Chen Meng was overjoyed after receiving the call from Xiaohei.

"Nono's marriage has come to an end? Hahaha, good, good! ”

The older leftover girl Tianting also has a headache, and finally sent her daughter out, so naturally it is a great amnesty for the world!

Little Black is silent...

The queen mother's festival is not there from beginning to end.

It turned out that the true identity of this little black was really amazing, he turned out to be the son of the second master of the Jade Emperor today, and Fairy Nuo was his own sister.

"I'm asking to speak to my father." Protest!

"It doesn't exist~ Oops, the signal of the heavenly court is not good, bye!" Chen Meng cut off the phone as quickly as he could.

But this matter was finally known by the second master of the Jade Emperor.

As a senior daughter, the second master decisively sent his third son to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to go down to catch Nuo Nuo and come back.

The three princes resisted.

Not to mention that he can't beat the second brother Xiao Hei, let's just say that the eldest sister Nuo Nuo is even more terrifying, as a young man in the trash can at home, how can he be comparable to his sister palace and the belly black brother.

However, the second master kicked him in the lower realm with a cannon kick, so he could only rush hard, and the third prince stood behind the door and walked around, almost not giving his sister's door to reveal his skin.

In line with the spirit of internationalism that would rather die than die in poverty, the third prince kicked Hao Jian, the captain of the Heavenly Court's security guard.

"You grew up with my sister, you go knock on the door!"

It's not easy to be kicked by my sister!

Geng Zhi boy Hao Jian did not doubt him, obediently knocked on the door, and as soon as the door opened, Ning Jiu, who was shirtless with a black face and only wearing big pants, appeared.

"Hello, may I ask Princess Nono to be there!! Excuse me. Hao Jian retreated as fast as he could.

complained to the three princes with a bitter face.

"You can't beat it!" Why did the great god open the trumpet and run to the novice village to pretend to be a novice, is there anyone in charge? Shameless! Hao Jian roared like this in his heart, but he couldn't show it on his face yet.

When the three princes heard this, Shenma, a mere mortal can't beat it, and this security captain deducts two chicken legs!

Call in person!

On the wall, a pair of people who were leaning on each other were sitting on the wall eating melon seeds and watching the play, only to see the unlucky third man kicking the door murderously, and then being rolled back by a flying leg of Nuo Nuo.

The pretty catcher laughed, and the handsome little black peeled grapes on the side and fed her.

The third child was swept out by his own sister, and the corner of his eye swept to the wall to see the lively second brother and sister-in-law, annoyed and angry, standing a few meters away and jumping to shout to Nuo Nuo.

"Yu Yinuo, don't think that you are your sister and be afraid of you! Don't force me to make a big move! ”

"Put!" Calmly, Princess Nono's face did not change.

"The limited edition of the handmade fine scalpel from Tianting is on sale immediately! If you don't go back, you'll be sold out! Don't blame me for not telling you! The third child lowered his voice and said in a voice that only the siblings could hear.

Nuo Nuo's face really lost color, and the third child hurriedly raised his voice and shouted.

"Why don't you go back to Heaven and accept the punishment soon!" Ask the sister hall not to be demolished in front of people, people don't want to lose face!

Ning Jiu chased him out, trembling hands, "Lady~"

Nuo Nuo also stretched out his hand and trembled at him, "Official, goodbye~"

Fly, fly, fly away.

Ning Jiu howled and cried, someone's daughter-in-law~

The pair at the head of the wall jumped down, and the little black dog said to Ning Jiu.

"I'll give you an idea, you can use my cowhide to fly into the sky."

Ning Jiu hurriedly took the cowhide handed over by Xiao Hei, and flew towards the heavenly court with the big buns and steamed buns that had just come out of the pot.

Pretty catcher squinted at his male god, why is this product so kind?

But when I saw the little black dog laughing wildly, he poured urine on that cowhide, Ning Jiu's kid deserved it, hahahaha! Let him steal flowers back then, live, deserve!

Let's say that Ning Jiu chased all the way, and he was about to catch up with Nuo Nuo, but when he saw the second master with a black face appear, Ning Jiu hurriedly stepped forward.

"Father-in-law, please bow to your son-in-law!"

"I don't have a son-in-law like you who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger!"

It turns out that this Ning Jiu is not an ordinary mortal, in fact, he is a senior ancient immortal supernumerary of the Heavenly Court, usually at ease, and in the early years, he even went to the back garden of the Jade Emperor's second master to steal roses.

For this reason, he was also violently beaten by the two sons of the Jade Emperor.

Xiao Hei was kicked down because he always hindered his parents from showing affection at home, and Lai was in Ning Jiu's house to see through this stinky and shameless vest, and he wanted this stinky boy to steal his sister's collector's edition limited white coat, and it was best to let his sister's palace with full marks in force cut out Xiang.

Unfortunately, the scheme did not succeed.

These two guys actually looked at the mung bean with eye to eye.

There was a hatred of stealing flowers in the past, and a hatred of snatching my sister in the back, giving him a peeing cowhide, which was already very face-saving.

However, Ning Jiu is thick-skinned, I want to give birth to a monkey for you with a father-in-law, no, it is me and my daughter-in-law who want to give you a grandson, the second master was angry, and pulled a big hairpin full of diamonds from his wife's head, brushed and pulled it, and made a milky way.

This side is separated by his own precious daughter, and there is a stinky and shameless Ning Jiu.

Ning Jiu's sadness flows backwards, what are you doing here, father-in-law, don't you just steal a few flowers from your family, as for holding grudges for so long?

After Nuo Nuo finished snatching the scalpel, he was satisfied and wanted to look back at his stupid roe deer man, but found that Ning Jiu was already at the end of the river, and Nuo Nuo was overwhelmed with grief.

Touching his belly to the baby in the belly earnestly taught, baby, my mother has long said that being a man should be decathlon, and being a god should be even more so, you see your father, when he was young, he didn't learn the Olympiad well, he couldn't swim when he grew up, and he didn't have to chase when he was a landlubber daughter-in-law, pitiful...

Knock on the blackboard to mark the key points, the advantages of extracurricular interest specialty classes outweigh the disadvantages, and it is still possible to learn it appropriately.

Ning Jiu can actually fly over with mana, but considering that the father-in-law's family is relatively gentle except for his mother-in-law, there is a nest of grudges left, and his wife wants to use him as a negative teaching material for prenatal education that is not good to study, at this time, I am afraid that it will be very difficult in the future, but I am sad about death...

At the critical moment, he is still the head of the birdman, no, it should be said that he is the great god of the Vermilion Bird, that is, the pretty catcher head of Changmo's family, who is kind-hearted.

I got a group of magpies to help me get a bridge, and sincerely helped Ning Jiu solve problems, kind-hearted, gentle and loving, and the fee is not expensive at all, that is, a quarter of Ning Jiu's family property, what a good gem, the latest lipstick or something, the pretty head is not picky, it is so amiable.

Ning Jiu stepped on the magpie bridge to see his wife in such a grand manner, and the family was happily reunited.

But considering that the old man is too vindictive, the two brothers-in-law are not good cakes, and the younger brother-in-law is a profiteer, so Ning Jiu declared to the public that he only came to see his daughter-in-law on the seventh day of July every year, in fact, the two lived happily on the bridge, and pretended to step on the magpie bridge to get together the day before the Chinese Valentine's Day.

So, in the Niu Niu Mi universe, the story of Tanabata spread.

It is rumored that on the day of Qixi Festival, sitting under the grape trellis and eating grapes, it seems that he can still hear Ning Jiu's affectionate call-

Chen Qianmo, why do you pay back my wife! It's a big holiday, can you not occupy other people's wives and solve your uncle's case!