"Dead? Who died? This suona blows so ugly! ”

In the darkness of nothingness, bursts of music suddenly sounded in Li Xuanwei's ears.

He recognized the sound of music as for the use of white things.

He couldn't help but think of a slip of the tongue.

As soon as the suona sounded, my parents raised it in vain.

Cover with a white cloth and prepare to serve.

Wait a minute!

Am I not in the midst of a catastrophe?

I seem to have failed to swallow the thunder.

, it's me dead!

Which good man is doing white things for me?

It's not right, my consciousness is still there, did I escape the thunder tribulation out of my body?

Grass, what the hell is going on, the old man wants to see with his own eyes!

With this thought, he couldn't help but open his eyes and sit up hard.

There was a thud, and something fell to the ground.

"Damn, what the hell, it hurts my head!"

Li Xuanwei couldn't help but reach out and rub his head, muttering in his heart.

The drums stopped, the flutes stopped, and the suona stopped.

Suddenly, he felt like the whole world was quiet.

"Huh?"

Li Xuanwei looked up.

I saw those who folded ingots, played music, and kowtowed...... They all froze in place.

"Fraud...... Cheat...... Corpse ......! ”

The fake monk in his robe and knocking on the wooden fish widened his eyes and shouted in horror.

"Ah......h

In the next second, everyone screamed.

The one who reacted the fastest was the fake monk, who didn't even have time to clean up the guy who was eating by himself, so he turned around and ran.

When the others saw it, they all ran out.

"Master, don't go, master, hurry up and help take a look at the town!"

In the midst of the chaos, someone shouted.

"Don't call me master, I'm not a master, go to the west and invite the Buddha......"

I only hear his voice, but I don't see his people.

After a while, the mourning hall, which was still lively and lively, suddenly became deserted.

"I'm actually crossing over a dead man, or an old man?"

Li Xuanwei looked at himself, and then at the black-and-white photo next to him, a little speechless.

Others are either sons and brothers with a big family, no matter how bad they are, they are also handsome guys, and they have become an old immortal?

No, it's dead.

What a thing this is, it's really outrageous!

Forget it, it's not bad to be able to borrow a corpse to resurrect a soul.

Although the cultivation is no longer good, fortunately, there is still a chance to start over, which is better than ashes.

As long as the cultivation goes up, it is not a dream to reshape the physical body, and his handsome, dignified, and handsome appearance can naturally come back.

Thinking of this, Li Xuanwei couldn't help but take a deep breath.

Well?

What a rich aura!

It's much better than the end of the Dharma era he lived in his previous life!

Li Xuanwei couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick his lips, looking greedy.

Such a strong aura is simply too conducive to his cultivation!

"Husband, what should I do?"

"How do I know? I've never seen this before! ”

"Looking at grandpa like this, it seems that he is sucking the essence of heaven and earth aura, sun and moon, and it looks like the corpse has become very powerful! Will he ever know us? ”

"I can see that I can invite a high monk!"

"Dad, grandpa, this is a corpse, a zombie! Buddhism doesn't work, you have to use Taoism. Have you ever seen a movie? There's a Taoist who specializes in catching zombies! ”

"Xin'er, your whole family is the Awakened One, your awakening ability is not fire control, or burn your grandfather directly!"

"Yes, sister. Dad is right, far water can't quench the thirst of the near, it's too late to invite someone now, hurry up and burn it! Otherwise, it will be difficult to wait for grandpa to become a sperm, and I am afraid that it will bring disaster to the world and even affect our whole family! ”

"Not really, right? Grandpa is very poor like that......"

Just as Li Xuanwei was feeling the beauty of the new world, outside the gate, four people were secretly looking at him, chattering and discussing.

Li Xuanwei came back to his senses and looked at the four people, who were his son, daughter-in-law, grandson and granddaughter.

Except for the granddaughter, who is slightly cute, the other three are ordinary passers-by.

"Oops, the old man is watching us, he has found us!"

"Husband, what should we do?!"

"Grandpa is going to eat people, run!"

……

Listening to the words of a few people, Li Xuanwei said angrily: "Get in for me!" ”

"Grandpa is really a sperm, a talking zombie!"

The dark-skinned grandson shouted.

Li Xuanwei couldn't help but scold: "Stinky boy, you have become a sperm, you are a zombie!" The old man is okay, let me in, a little slippery! ”

Reborn into an old man, although he is living another life, he is not in a very good mood at the moment.

Damn, it's a!

Hearing this, the family of four all looked at each other, a little scared and a little suspicious.

"Grandpa, are you really okay?"

It was the little granddaughter who walked in first, blinking her big cute eyes and asking curiously.

"Dad, are you dead or alive, or alive?"

The others followed.

Li Xuanwei replied: "The old man just wandered out of the world, who would have thought that you, the unscrupulous descendants, would give me a funeral when I died!" ”

"Huh?"

The four of them were stunned when they heard this.

"Help me up, I can fight again!" Li Xuanwei said.

No one moved.

I guess it's because I'm afraid.

There was no way, Li Xuanwei could only stand up from the coffin by himself.

This body is out of oil and the lamp is dry.

He had just woken up from the corpse, and he was still too weak.

After sighing in his heart, he said: "Come, play a song, the old man will listen to the sky and borrow it for another five hundred years!" ”

Since you can be born again,

Why borrow 500 years?

Not to mention 500 years, 1,000 years or 10,000 years!

This time, he wants to open the gate of heaven, break the thunder tribulation, fly to the immortal realm, and live forever!

Just when Li Xuanwei was full of pride and looking forward to a better future,

An untimely voice interrupted his fantasies.

"Borrow another 500 years from heaven? Dad, there's no such song. ”

"Didn't you?"

"Can't find it."

"Who's the hero?"

"I can't seem to find it."

"What about a laugh in the sea?"

"Not either."

"What about Liu Huan's starting all over again?"

"Still not."

"This can be had!"

"Dad, this is really not there!"

Li Xuan frowned slightly: "......"

Well, in a different world, none of this seems to be normal.

The grandson next to him couldn't help but say: "Dad, grandpa seems to have something wrong in his head, I haven't heard what he said at all." Also, who is Liu Huan? ”

The daughter-in-law complained: "Husband, if our father really didn't die, it is estimated that he faked his death and caused brain problems and insanity." ”

"By the way, what's your name, and what's my name?"

Li Xuanwei looked at the four of them and asked.

“……”

After hearing this, the four of them were directly stupid.

Sun Tzu: "This question is so difficult! ”

Daughter-in-law: "Look, I said I had a problem with my brain." ”

Son: "Dad, it's okay, don't worry. As long as you are alive, I will definitely raise you and never send you to a mental hospital! ”

Granddaughter: "Dad, it's not mental illness, I think grandpa has Alzheimer's." ”

“……”

Li Xuanwei was a little depressed, he felt that he had been injured internally and wanted to vomit blood.

Mentally ill? Senile dementia? Brain problems?

I have been a generation of people who have been disbanded and cultivated, how can I have been so insulted, it is too special and too deceitful!