Chapter 4 It's Good to Be a Mentally Ill!
"Captain, there's nothing wrong with the old man, right?"
After going out and getting into the car, Cheyenne asked curiously.
I thought it was really a deceitful corpse, and she was very excited to come to subdue the demons.
As a result, after a long time, it turned out that he woke up from fake death, which is really outrageous!
Liu Qingteng frowned and replied: "Judging from the examination, there is nothing wrong with the physical condition, but I always feel that something is strange, and there is an indescribable feeling." ”
"Then why don't you take it back and investigate it more closely?" Xia An'an hurriedly said.
Liu Qingteng said: "Forget it, maybe I'm suspicious." Zhang Zhe, driving. ”
"Yes, Captain."
Not long after Liu Qingteng and his party left, Li Xuanwei also followed Li Jun and others back to the city.
"This world is basically the same......
Along the way, Li Xuanwei sat in the car and looked at the scenery and vehicles along the way, and found that this world was similar to the world in his previous life.
Many of the vehicles on the road were the same as he remembered.
It seems that there are some things that are not available in this world, but the overall situation is very similar.
You can cultivate immortals, and it is not surprising that there are parallel worlds, Li Xuanwei said in his heart.
Twenty minutes later, the car slowly drove into a community - Xingzhou Flower Garden.
The community is ordinary, nothing special.
The Li family is not wealthy, Li Jun and Wang Huifen are both ordinary white-collar workers, and their family conditions are well-off.
There are three bedrooms in the house, with Li Jun and his wife living in the master bedroom, and the two children's rooms are slightly smaller.
Originally, Li Jun planned to let Li Xuanwei temporarily live in Li Zheng's room, so that Li Zheng and Li Xin could temporarily live together, anyway, Li Xin was still young, so there was no need to be too taboo.
However, Li Xuanwei refused, and chose to build a bed to sleep in the study.
Although he acted domineering in his previous life and was always very shameless, he also disdained to occupy children's bedrooms.
Anyway, he planned to stay here for a few days, and then go back to the house in the countryside after a while.
There are few people, the environment is good, and the key areas are vast, which is very conducive to his cultivation and free movement.
Living here, I have to deal with this family every day, and it's too inconvenient to do things.
"Grandpa, when will you get the computer?"
In the study, Li Zheng helped make the bed, but saw Li Xuanwei sitting in front of the computer desk, already skillfully operating, and couldn't help but be very puzzled.
"Taught by the Jade Emperor." Li Xuanwei didn't bother to explain, and prevaricated casually.
The corners of Li Zheng's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he didn't know how to complain.
He walked to the side and followed the topic: "Do the gods also play with computers?" ”
"That's a must." Li Xuanwei said as he crackled on the keyboard, "Immortals are no different from mortals, they all have seven emotions and six desires, and they all love to play." ”
He's the best at it.
He hadn't seen it anyway, and he believed that no one else had seen it either.
"Grandpa, have you seen any other immortals?"
At this time, the little granddaughter Li Xin also ran in.
"Yes, that's a lot." Li Xuanwei replied.
Li Xin: "Have you seen the Great Sage?" Isn't the Great Sage powerful? ”
Li Xuanwei: "It's not amazing, it's just a stupid monkey." ”
Li Xin: "What about Erlang God?" Isn't it handsome? ”
Li Xuanwei: "What's so handsome about the three eyes, deformed, ugly." ”
Li Xin: "What about Nezha?" Isn't it three heads and six arms? ”
Li Xuanwei: "What's the matter, a little kid, it's still a woman!" ”
Li Xin pouted and said, "Hmph, grandpa, you will talk nonsense, that's not what is written in the book." Forget it, I won't hit you, you can take care of your illness. ”
"Grandpa, don't worry, we won't dislike you." Li Zheng also said on the side.
A smile appeared at the corner of Li Xuanwei's mouth, and he didn't quarrel with the two children again.
You tease me, and I tease you!
Anyway, just tease each other, just have fun.
Since the family now thinks that he has a problem with his brain, he doesn't mind playing this character to the end.
In this way, any abnormal behavior he does can be "perfectly explained" by the fact that he has a problem with his brain.
It's good to be mentally ill!
"Grandpa, why are you still searching for cultivation materials?" Li Zheng looked at the content displayed on the computer screen and couldn't help but say, "You don't really want to cultivate, do you?" ”
"Can't you?" Li Xuan replied without raising his head.
He didn't want to learn the ways of cultivation in this world, he just wanted to understand the specific situation.
In his opinion, the cultivation system of this world is simply infloding, and he must still follow his own path of cultivating immortals.
Li Zheng said: "You are so old, just save it." This kind of thing is not suitable for you, you can't run anymore! ”
Li Xuanwei said: "My name is Lao Ji Fufang, and I have ambitions of thousands of miles. When you are old and strong, do you understand the sword? When I succeed in cultivation, when the time comes, let's compare? ”
With the age when he lived for more than a hundred years in his previous life, he can indeed be regarded as an old man when he is placed here.
Not to mention being a grandfather, he is qualified to be a grandfather.
Of course, his appearance in his previous life was not an old man, but a super-old handsome guy!
"Cheng, then I'll wait." Li Zheng sneered, he felt that it was impossible to have such a day, "You look slowly, my sister and I won't bother you." ”
Li Jun, who was busy in the living room, watched the brother and sister come out of the study, and hurriedly asked, "How is it, what is your grandfather doing?" ”
Li Xin stuck out his cute tongue and complained: "I see that grandpa is very sick. ”
Li Zheng spread his hands and nodded helplessly: "Paranoia, mental illness is undoubted." I'm still checking the information, and it seems that I really want to cultivate. ”
"Let him go, he won't be able to cultivate anything famous anyway." After Li Jun heard this, he said helplessly.
In the study, Li Xuanwei was still checking some information about this world, and finally had a further understanding of this new world.