219 Hot and Cold Jokes

Needless to say, the golden carp still couldn't escape the fate of being eaten and disliked, and the poor man's golden carp came over for Tang Xiaoyu to catch. It seems that Tang Xiaoyu's animal fate is particularly good, no matter what animal is to Puyu's side, it is very docile, look at the golden carp that is said to have not been caught since it was put in it, it was caught after a while, and several were caught, fortunately, Tang Xiaoyu was only interested in the golden carp, and the rare silver phoenix carp was also sent back to the lake.

The huge golden carp was caught, biting the hook and jumping alive, shining golden in the faint sunlight, becoming more and more blurry. The glittering golden light even the guy from Erbao wanted to catch it and play with it, and the crystal saliva flowed down the red and tender little mouth and giggled. Obviously, the glitter attracted Erbao, a little guy with the potential of a Western dragon.

After dinner, Erbao and Puyu fell asleep, and Baozi and the little fox curled up together with silver-white fur and fiery red clumps on the soft couch in front of the window; The gray-gray light blue eyes lying by the window showed a faint green light from time to time in the dim night light, fortunately there was no one in the South Garden, otherwise it would not be frightening. The tiger skin buried its little head in front of its emerald green breast, and slept soundly.

den

"What is Uncle Zhang looking for you today?" Tang Anqing picked the wick, and it instantly brightened a lot. Tang Baiyu took Tang Anqing over and sat on his lap, Tang Anqing didn't struggle, he rested his head on Tang Baiyu's broad shoulders affectionately, and a faint fragrant breath erupted between Tang Baiyu's neck. Tang Baiyu held Tang Anqing's arm and clenched it slightly, and his cold face was extremely soft under the dim yellow light.

Tang Baiyu briefly told Uncle Zhang what he said, Tang Anqing frowned when he heard it, "Why do you want to buy good land?" There are not only 50 acres of fertile land in Zhuangzi, but also hills and orchards on the mountains. Even if you provide fruits and vegetables for Fenglai Pavilion and the two teahouses, you won't be able to use them up. Still planning to buy so much land? ”

Tang Baiyu stretched out two slender fingers to smooth Tang Anqing's frowning eyebrows, and the trimmed round fingertips dotted on the delicate skin, with a faint current, crispy and numb. "I heard Uncle Zhang say that the fertile land he wanted to buy belonged to the private property of an official, and he was anxious to get rid of it. The price will be much cheaper, and the large piece of fertile land is next to the fertile land in the Zhuangzi, and the harvest is good. And it will be connected to Zhuangzi, I heard that it is very exquisitely built. Saying that, he wrote the words 'copying the family' on the paper, and Tang Anqing instantly understood. An idea suddenly popped up in my heart, but the thought flashed by, and when I thought about it again, I couldn't think of it.

"If there's nothing wrong with the program, it's okay. What do you think about this, Ayu? Tang Anqing thought to himself that we are not short of money anyway, as long as there is no problem with the procedure, it is not a bad thing to have more real estate. It's just that I always feel that this happened too coincidentally, and the two Zhuangzi are next to each other, and it just so happened that the official was convicted and sold cheaply.

Tang Baiyu actually didn't say what Uncle Zhang said, in fact, this matter was really related to Shangjing, and this Zhuangzi official was just implicated. It is not an exaggeration to say that the fertile land and Zhuangzi are plain, and this is just a formality on the surface. However, Tang Baiyu didn't plan to tell Tang Anqing the reason, let her know about these pickled things. Hearing her ask like this, she nodded. "Those problems, Situ will solve. Maybe in a few days, you can go to the Zhuangzi to see the scenery. "Although it is a good field, it is separated by a mountain, and the distance is not close.

"Speaking of which, Brother Jin's letter should also come this month, I don't know how he is?" Tang Anqing's mind suddenly appeared that the elegant man in green clothes, with long eyebrows and long eyes, a nose like a gall, lips like painted Zhu, a face like a crown of jade, and a handsome Sven handsome, is the legendary ancient gentleman, gentle as jade. It's just that there are too many things in his eyes, and his heart is tired. He thought she didn't know about his existence, but she didn't know that she learned of his existence a moment after he entered the Zhuangzi. I think that the middle-aged uncle is the blood father of this body. Speaking of being able to accept Situ Jin so quickly, because a large part of the reason is because Situ Jin is three or four points similar to the cheap demon brother who appeared in the space, not only in appearance but also in temperament. And Situ Jin entered their family's life domineeringly, and the doting and spoiling contained in his every move moved Tang Anqing, who lacked family affection in both lives, cough cough, I have to say that those rare treasures played a little role. However, in the face of the cold 'father', she had no sense of belonging in her heart, not unwilling but not daring. The first feeling that such a person gives her is that it is too dangerous, as if your soul will be exposed under his eyes, without concealment. What's more, she is not the original Song Ni, not in soul. It's better that way...

Tang Baiyu shook Tang Anqing's fingers, his foreheads touched each other, conveying their respective temperatures, and the bright and silvery moonlight outside the window spilled in, blurring the picture of a window overlapping......

The next day

The big top cover of fat crabs caught a few big baskets, everyone in the villa has a share, just around a few excellent osmanthus trees, in the pavilion, on the hillside, full of them, there are also felt spread on the grass, in front of a small table, sitting on the ground to eat, and the various dim sum side dishes also got a few large drawers, a foot-high wine jar piled up more than a dozen jars.

The crabs on the main table are the best, as long as they are mother and child with a big umbilicus. There are not many people on the table, Tang Anqing, Tang Baiyu, Tang Xiaoyu and Erbao who can't eat meat, and a few small ones have already been arranged to eat in a few ways. plus Uncle Zhang, Mama Lin, Mama Zhao and her Mr. Bookkeeper, Zhang Hao and Zhang Feng went to Jizhou City and have not returned. Lin Rui followed a few good guys at the same table, but he was also at ease.

This crab is excellent, hold the crab to the sun and look at it, the two symmetrical black shadows in the middle are crab roe crab paste, and there are a lot of crabs on this table. Liang Niangzi's craftsmanship on the stove is really good, and at noon, she renovated a table of crab feast, in addition to the steamed crab and crab roe soup dumplings that Tang Anqing said before, there are also four kinds of crab roe lion head, crab roe tofu, hibiscus crab balls, osmanthus crab soup, and four side dishes such as snail shrimp, eyebrow fried plum rolls, mushroom cabbage sum, and chicken fat bamboo shoots.

This is the first time Tang Anqing has seen such a whole crab banquet, Tang Xiaoyu has already pulled a crab to get started, as if he can learn from himself in this line of eating, the lid is opened, and the crab roe full of lids is red and fragrant. "Yu'er, it's not good to eat too many crabs, you are only allowed to eat three, do you know if you can keep it for tomorrow or in the afternoon?" No mistakes, no word skipping. To eat crabs, you have to be accompanied by hot wine, so as not to accumulate cold in your intestines, Puyu is too young to drink alcohol, so he will not be allowed to eat more.

Tang Xiaoyu glanced at the fragrant dishes on the table and nodded reluctantly.

I don't know who proposed to come to the drum to pass the flowers, Tang Anqing also felt funny when he heard it, so he said: "It's good to beat the drum and pass the flowers, when the drum stops, whoever spends it in his hand will be punished with a glass of wine, and then tell a joke... Everyone laughs to count. Today, everyone is happy, so they will give five taels of silver to make red, and whoever tells the best joke will be whomever own. After a pause in the middle, he naturally glanced at Tang Baiyu, who was sitting next to him holding Erbao, and smiled in his heart.

As soon as he said this, everyone's enthusiasm was picked up, and a little maid erected a screen on the side, and a little maid beat the drum and took a red silk flower up.

The first round of the flower passed to a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy, Tang Anqing looked a little familiar, and asked Mama Lin next to her to know that it was Zhao Hao, the youngest son of Mama Zhao, who was a good hand at settling accounts. I saw that he first drank a glass of wine and said with a smile: "My joke is like this, saying that there is a member of the staff, his wife gave birth to a girl for him, and when he was just one year old, someone came to be a matchmaker, saying that the man was only one year older than his girl." The staff discussed with his wife and said: "Our girl is only one year old, and the other party is two years old, twice as old as our girl, and when the girl and Lu are fifteen years old and can marry, the man will be thirty years old, how can he bear to marry the girl to an old man?" "Mrs. Waiwai smiled and said, 'You are so stupid, our girl is one year old now, and she will be two years old next year, isn't she the same age as the man?' ”

As soon as the words fell, Lin Rui's sip of wine sprayed all the crabs in front of him, and the others laughed crookedly, even the stern Zhao Mama opened the corners of her mouth and showed a smile. Tang Xiaoyu squirted out the crab roe in her mouth, flowed down the corners of her mouth, and hurriedly wiped her mouth with Tang Anqing.

"Little mouse, how can you eat all the big crabs you pay me for wine?"

"Don't call me a little mouse, little Ruizi"

"Haha...... I'm laughing to death..."

The next group of flowers also passed a few times, everyone told a few jokes, but no one sprayed wine these times, everyone learned from Xiao Ruizi's experience, and when others told jokes, they definitely didn't eat or drink. The group flower was passed on several times, and finally reached Tang Baiyu's hands.

Everyone, look at me, let me look at you, Aunt Pingsuri has a cold face, although my uncle is good, but that faint look at you, you have to lift your hips and chest and clamp the chrysanthemum, how can this person laugh?

Tang Baiyu looked at the smile and cunning in the lady's eyes, drank lightly, took a bamboo shoot with chopsticks, and said, "Just tell a joke about this bamboo shoot." A man who had gone from the north to the south to attend a feast saw that there was a dish on the table that was very crispy and delicious, and he asked his neighbor what it was. The man next to me was a joker, and he said, 'This is the bamboo from my childhood.' He paused, and everyone held their mouths and didn't laugh.

Tang Baiyu continued: "This person was extremely surprised when he heard it, he never knew that bamboo was so delicious. When he got home, he bragged to his wife, who naturally didn't believe that bamboo could be eaten, so the man chopped up the mat, threw it in a pot and boiled it for half an hour, and tasted it, and said angrily: 'This bamboo also deceived me, since I was young, why can't I eat it when I am old?' ’”

poof, I don't know who laughed first, but everyone laughed together.

Tang Baiyu said in a low voice, as if whispering, "Lady, how is the joke for the husband?" ”