The cafeteria aunt jumped up and kicked the bald uncle "Male No Buddha". Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Go to Nima's bald head, and dare to be arrogant in front of the aunt. ”

The leader of the South Road Uncle, the male Buddha was furious, "Canteen aunt, so daring!"

burst into cheers, the male Buddha wants to tell the canteen aunt with practical actions, your uncle is your uncle, but not dough, you can pinch it if you want to, and you can grab it if you want to.

"Drink!"

The right palm of the Buddha raised and slapped the iron leg of the cafeteria aunt steeply.

Bang!

The uncle's palm hit the aunt's strong right leg. The two of them retreated, and the cafeteria aunt shouted, "Old boy, it's not bad." It's worth your aunt's shot. ”

Not to be outdone, the male Buddha said, "Old woman, you seem to be fat, but you are not fat, but real meat! Good fellow, how did you get out of it? Do you dance square dance every day? If you have time, I will also study your routines." ”

The canteen aunt fluttered down, swept her left arm back, whew, the strong wind was blowing, blowing away a few bald uncles who came up behind her, they were all subordinates of the male Buddha Wumida Buddha, seeing the leader being torn apart, he was angry, and he stepped forward to tear the canteen aunt.

How do you know, the cafeteria aunt not only has good kung fu on her legs, but also has a very strong offensive in her hands. Fit, Auntie's seemingly insipid palm, in the eyes of outsiders, she just made a move to wave her arms backwards, wrong! Auntie's action was natural, and it was done in one go, Bi Ji Dou Qi and the entire right arm, suddenly released, turned into a strong wind, and knocked a group of uncles away.

Plop, plop, plop. One by one, the bald uncle fell to the ground and screamed bad luck. "I was beaten by my aunt when I went out!"

"The passing year is not good, and I also have a day when I am beaten. ”

"Ya, you bald // donkey, you look like you don't owe a beating. What's wrong with our leader cafeteria aunt beating you!"

Boom, boom!

The ground trembled, the dust burst out, and the supporters of the cafeteria aunt stepped forward, with a lofty spirit, and the women did not let the eyebrows be shaved, and they wanted to compete with the uncle.

"Hahahaha, happy! ”

"I have to compare with them, so that they know that there is still an uncle in Shengjing. Although the uncles are low-key, they are not as exposed as them, but we are pure masters, how can we be suppressed by them. ”

"You Uncle Nanlu caused a fork, solve it yourself, don't pull us in. I'm the uncle of Donglu, and I have nothing to do with you. ”

An uncle on the East Road sneered. He folded his arms in front of him, with a look of disdain, looking down on the masters of the South Road. A group of elderly bear children, still bald, are they as bad as their hair?

"Our uncle on the West Road is taking the elegant route, the literary route. It's like a vulgar uncle, open your mouth and close your mouth to greet other people's mothers. ”

On the west road, an uncle walked out, he looked elegant, dressed in a blue robe, black-soled boots, and talked extraordinary, at first glance, he was an old rogue // hooligan!

"The grass is sour. I hate Uncle Xilu the most. A group of old men who can pretend. ”

The uncle of the North Road was not happy, and the subordinates of the "North Nose" stood up and loudly scolded the uncles of the West Road.

The leader of the West Road Uncle is the director of the Yuguo School Park, a university scholar, with a high level of education, and has cultivated a group of outstanding young people to deliver fresh blood to the Tang Lap Kingdom.

And the director of the fish pot school is a middle-aged man.,When he took over the position of the leader of the West Road masters,It's also selfish.。 As his middle-aged man, he will become an uncle, and he will definitely lead the way and become a fresh meat-like existence among them, middle-aged fresh meat.

"It's the other way around, it's the other way around! The masters of the West Road dare to point fingers at us, and those old boys have taken the wrong medicine?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid they'll do something. Everyone's treasure knife is not old yet, show it and compare!"

"Hey, it's not good, in broad daylight, in the sun, it's really hurtful to make an open announcement, showing our rolling pin. What's more, the aunts are also ......"

"You indecent thing, what are you thinking. I just said that was a metaphor, and I don't understand the metaphor! It's not that I said, you really have to learn how to chew words from the rotten Confucians on the West Road. ”

The uncles on the North Road complained to each other, babbling, but that was only a superficial phenomenon, and the relationship between everyone was very iron. How could it hurt the harmony because of a few words of dispute on the corners of the mouth.

The old god of the painting world and his confidante "Little Mouse Sister" came in a hurry, and the momentum was also very loud, especially the old man, who wanted to enlarge the move, but he was in trouble, and he was stopped before the extreme move was issued.

Dare to raise the bar with the old god is naturally also a god, and it is the super god of the writer world, Rooney.

Lu Dashen pedaled the boots of the Sun and the Heavens, rose in the wind, his hands rose and fell, and he slapped a magnificent palm like a mountain, and the sun and air were dry day and day, and the old gods of the painting world were pressed down.

After all, the old god in the painting world is old, and although the god position is still there, the godhead is unstable. Sister Rooney plotted for her sister Mu Jiji, killed the old god, stripped the other party's godhead, broke into Mu Jiji's body, recast the godhead, stabilized the godhead, and maybe could be promoted.

"Lu Ritian!"

The old god of the painting world roared.

Junior, you're too arrogant. Let the old man give you two lessons, so that you know what is old and spicy, and what is the essence. The old god of the painting world pointed down three times, two fingers to the sky, and knotted the neon horse print.

The neon horse seal is also called the "big grass neon horse print".

The grass neon horse is a magical contract beast, and another kind of divine beast is a distant relative, looking at the grass neon horse is larger and more intense.

"Come out, my contract beast, Big Grass Neon Horse!" the old god of the painting world sneered.

The mark has been made, and the neon gushes out, dancing towards the sky. Even Rooney, the supergod of the writer's world, has to be cautious. Lu Dashen shook off his cloak, brushed and brushed, and the light of the great god exploded, swept downward, and swept the neon spraying from the bottom up.

Lu Dashen didn't want to face the big grass neon horse. It is rumored that the contract beast is very difficult to entangle.

"Hahahaha!"

The grass horse looked up to the sky and laughed, its head already drilled out, looking down. "Old thing, you're not dead. Tell me to do something. ”

“――”

The old god of the painting world choked on the spot.

(muffled), you called the old thing, called the master.

The big grass neon horse used another force, jumped out, and when it landed, the auspicious rui was full of purple mist, and a hundred flowers appeared on the ground, and the big grass and the horse toe was high, brushing, and the eyes burst out of two divine lights, sweeping towards the centaur girls.

"Oh Terfk!" said Da Kusa Ni Ma.

There are a lot of horse girls!

Happiness comes so suddenly, can you immediately live a dry (muffled) life that is too late to be (muffled)?

Ignoring its master, the big grass neon horse swooped down and rushed into the ranks of centaur girls. There are so many centaurs, just take a few of them away and do that indescribable thing.

The old god in the painting world was dumbfounded, "Grass, I'm also old and confused, I forgot that the discipline value of the big grass neon horse is low...... Also, it likes centaur girls the most, especially strong centaur girls. ”

"Big Grass Neon Horse!"

Rise!

Sister Rooney hurried away, blocking in front of the big grass neon horse, because the centaur girl in her photo was Xiaolongbao girl and Yang Guoguo's classmate. Forget about the sheep fruit, the big grass neon horse took a fancy to it and grabbed it directly. But the xiaolongbao girl can't, she is the favorite object of Lu Dashen.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Columns of water rushed up and sprayed at the big grass and neon horses. It was the contract beast of the old locust, the "withered old locust", who made a move.

"Withered Old Locust" was instructed by the old locust to secretly protect Yang Guoguo's classmate, so as not to let people hurt her life.

"Come out!"

The big grass neon horse sneered.

Its front hooves were raised high, then swept down. Whoop, whoop, whoop. One rainbow light swirled down, slashing towards the "withered old locust" hidden in the dark.

Those who get in the way, just sweep it away.

The big grass neon horse didn't want to go home.

Bang bang bang bang The withered old locust appeared, its tail swayed, and the gray mist spread, covering a radius of hundreds of meters, covering it and the figure of the big grass neon horse and the great god Lu.

A god, a grass and a horse, and a locust, disappeared in front of everyone.

"Mujiji, go die. ”

The old god of the painting world said cruelly.

He suddenly appeared behind Mu Jiji, made a mark in his left hand, turned a knife in his right hand, and slashed at Mu Jiji's side neck. The old god not only wants to slaughter the little god, but also to extract her godhead and shatter her godhead.

Meow!

King Meow rushed diagonally, and with a bang, he hit the old god of the painting world and relieved Mu Jiji's siege. King Woo Meow loves the Lord very much, but it's not necessary. Because......

Lu Dashen has a back move, how could she put her sister in danger.

Killing my sister and "I really want to die" sister, the two great gods of the painting world came together to kill them, and they didn't care about their colleagues.

"Enough!"

Another big god mouse sister in the painting world spoke. She and the old gods of the painting world came one after the other.

Little Sister Rat opened her arms and stopped her sister who killed her sister and "I really want to die" sister.

"I don't know what you're doing. Little Sister Rat said.

"Of course. Kill my sister replied.

The killing machine is unabated, and the anger is regenerated. "Not only are we going to kill the old god, but we will also kill you!" the killing sister sneered.

"You shouldn't be there. ”

"I really want to die," my sister lamented.

It's a game, everything is a bureau, attracting the old gods, making painful moves, taking their godhead, splitting their gods, and ruining their reputation.

Squeak, squeak! The contract beast of the little mouse girl couldn't stop screaming. The left ear of the white-eared rat was cut off, and blood sprayed wildly, spilling it all over the ground. "You're in the way. "Shangguan is domineering.

The leader of the East Road Uncle, the master of the Shangguan Mansion, and the Shangguan Ba!

The old man pinched most of the left ear of the white-eared mouse with his left hand, and it was he who released his knife qi to cut off the left ear of the white-eared mouse, and took it and grabbed it in his hand.

Shangguan Ba's right hand was spread out, and he grabbed the neck of the white-eared rat steeply, clicking, and shattering its neck bone. "A hairball like you, being held by a beauty every day, makes people jealous. ”

Whew, Shangguan Ba shook his left shoulder, released a ball of fighting energy, swallowed the corpse of the white-eared rat, and eroded it.

"Are you Xiaohong's friend?" Shangguan Ba said suddenly as he passed by Mu Jiji's side.

"Yes. ”

Mujiji replied.

"Yes. Shangguan Ba walked over.

"Lord of Shangguan Mansion!" said the old god of the painting world angrily.

He suddenly felt bad.

Something seems to have gone wrong!

Shangguan Ba glanced at his sister who killed his sister and "really wanted to die" sister, and the two great gods in the painting world broke out in a cold sweat for no reason, but they didn't dare to do anything to the little sister again.

"You, you killed my ......"

The little sister of the rat eats.

"You said that mouse?" Shangguan Ba said depressedly.

He's been hating rats lately, especially his grandson Shangguan Jin, who has a rat tattooed on his belly, as if he was called Pikachu.

"Little Sister Mouse, the old man has taken a fancy to you. You should feel honored to return to Shangguan Mansion with the old man, after all, there are many more sons and daughters, and there are also a large number of granddaughters and grandchildren. Shangguan Ba said directly.

“――”

Little Sister Rat was also speechless.

Who are these people, old man, why don't you die?

The old god of the painting world is even more angry that his liver hurts, because the little sister of the mouse is not only his confidante, but also his goddess!

"Shangguan Ba, the soul of the old immortal is faint!" said the old god of the painting world. "How dare you treat Little Rat like that. ”

"Why don't I dare?" Shangguan Ba said strangely. "Which one are you, what are you calling here, are you also interested in Little Sister Mouse?"

"Ah!" exclaimed the old god of painting, but he didn't know how to answer. Of course, he is interested in the little sister of the mouse, and wants to be sleepy with her!

Shyness is a disease, and it is very serious, if you love her, you will say it, if you don't say it, how will others know.

The old god of the painting world was angry in the face of the old man who snatched his love, and he lost his mind because he made a fool of himself in front of the goddess. "Shangguan Ba, stay away from Little Sister Mouse!"

The old man refused. Shangguan Ba replied.

"What do you know, the old man is going to get closer to the little mouse sister tonight. ”

"Die!"

The old gods of the painting world couldn't bear it anymore. Shangguan Ba's words were like a stinger, piercing into the heart of the old god in the painting world, and only by killing Shangguan Ba could the stinger be pulled out.

"Hmph, men don't have a good thing!" said Aunt Xitear unhappily. Before, Shangguan Ba was very infatuated with Aunt Xi, but when the little mouse sister came, the old man immediately changed his goal and pursued Shu Xiaomei instead.

"Xi Tear, are you tempted by Shangguan Ba?" said Aunt Qingxinwan, the leader of Aunt Nanlu, sneered.

Aunt Qingxinmaru looks down on Aunt Xitear and hates Little Sister Rat because they look younger than her. Obviously they are all aunts, aunts should look like aunts!

"Since ancient times, evil has prevailed over good. "The locust old man said evilly. "Fallacy. ”

The locust old demon's right palm slowly raised, and there was a cold and electric whirlwind in the palm of his palm. "Who will judge whether it is evil or not?"

"Don't hide anymore, the old body knows you're coming. "The locust is old and evil.

"Hahaha, locust old evil, I really can't hide it from you. "An old centaur jumped out.

"It's him!"

"How did he show up!"

"What's the matter, the old monsters in the Centaur Girl Realm have appeared one after another, is there something big going to happen?"

"Silence. Don't say a few words in front ......of him, because in the era he lived in, there was only the world of people and horses!

So what, times have changed, and he is old. ”

The centaur girls whispered and stepped back, not daring to approach the new centaur old man. When he's a star, he's the adversary.

"The little girls are so noisy. The old centaur laughed. "My temper is much better, and in the past, I would have put you first (silenced) and then (silenced). ”

The old centaur and the locust old demon live in the same era, and they are both friends and enemies!. )