In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli,

Yu Yang,

A man named Teng Zijing went to Baling County;

In the second year, he will have nothing to do to rebuild Yueyang Tower.

In the third year, Fan Zhongyan, who had just been relegated to Dengzhou, wrote "The Story of Yueyang Tower".

It was in this year, 1044 A.D. (the fourth year of the Qing calendar).

The door of the Buddha is opened,

A bodhisattva sat on the body of a huge beast and went to hell.

On this day,

All the ghosts in hell looked up together and saw the scene of the fierce beast covering the sky and the sun;

On this day,

The officials under the government system regarded this scene as an after-dinner conversation, and they had no premonition that the government system, which had been running for thousands of years, would be overturned because of the arrival of this bodhisattva.

And the Di Ting, whom they call "stupid big man", will become the ear to listen to any of their actions for the next thousand years, bringing extremely oppressive terror.

On this day,

A purple-belted judge named Li had just killed a ghost king who had secretly cultivated in a small hell, and was sitting in front of the corpse of the ghost king with his robes, and he was singing on a bonfire with the remaining resentments on his body;

On this day,

A man named Dong, who is a branch of the Fujun lineage, is leading a group of his subordinates to the area where the accident occurred on Huangquan Road, chasing down a group of evil ghosts who are trying to create chaos and return to the yang.

This day, if not based on future developments, is just an ordinary day;

But looking at the development before and after,

On this day,

In fact, it was a day when hell really changed.

At the top of Mount Tai, there is a palace, if this can still be called a palace.

Courtyard like palace walls,

A lobby,

A bedroom,

A large courtyard with only one stone table and one stone bench.

A man dressed in white yawned as he reached out and rubbed the hair of the monkey beside him.

On his eyebrows, on the corners of his eyes, on his nose, and in his gaze, there is a full of "boring" and "boring".

sometimes

The starting point of life is too high,

It's not so good either.

As soon as you are born, you will have everything you should have.

Life has lost the meaning of struggle from the beginning;

Who called his ancestors too powerful, one person picked out all the thorns in hell, not to mention leaving a few for the heirs of the younger generations to use to practice;

The first few princes of the mansion do not say that they have immeasurable merits, but they can also be regarded as conscientious, and when they take over by themselves, they have nothing else to do except find a monkey to smash according to tradition.

In fact, hundreds of years later, there will be a person named Xiao Hongzi who will have a similar feeling to him. However, Xiao Hongzi focused on sleeping women and the harem, and made an indispensable contribution to the development of the TV drama industry and cultural undertakings in later generations.

Shadows are coming,

The man in white looked up at the western sky,

Sighed:

"It's huge."

The monkey next to him immediately raised his head, with an unconvinced look on his face, and prepared to reveal his true body and compare with that person.

The man in white reached out and patted the monkey's head,

Very perfunctory:

"Your biggest, your biggest."

The monkey smiled happily.

The man in white rolled his eyes,

Since I chose it,

He always has self-doubt every now and then,

For Mao, I want to choose this idiot to follow me?

Is it to highlight my own cleverness?

No

I'm certainly not that shallow!

Di Ting flew directly to the top of Mount Tai, and on his body, the Bodhisattva Buddha was full of light;

The man in white reached out and plucked his ears,

rise

Stretched.

In an instant,

From the top of Mount Tai,

Wind and rain thunder,

The majestic momentum seems to squeeze the sky out of the water;

And the majestic body of Di Ting, at this moment, is like a flat boat in the sea, rippling and shaking.

The Bodhisattva got up and fell down from his body.

It is like a saint stepping on the waves, from the other shore to the other side.

Di Ting immediately began to shrink his body, turning into the image of a young man, dressed in a black robe, and his face still had a childishness and recklessness that had not faded.

The Bodhisattva came down, and Di Ting came down with the Bodhisattva.

The man in white sat down on the stone bench,

When the Bodhisattva and the Truth Hearing fell in this small courtyard,

The man in white stretched out his hand and pointed around,

Warm and hospitable:

"Sit."

But in this courtyard, there is only a stone table, only a stone bench;

For Yu Fujun,

In the whole hell, there are very few who can be equal to him, and if there is, they will be eliminated immediately.

Therefore, in this courtyard, it is enough to leave a stone bench, and when others come, they just kneel.

The Bodhisattva did not feel that he was being despised

Naturally, I sat down cross-legged at the stone table,

Di Ting, who was behind him, glanced at the monkey beside the man in white with some displeasure, and also sat down cross-legged with the Bodhisattva.

"I'm coming."

The Bodhisattva spoke,

meantime

submit

With a little respect,

Shen Dao:

"Jizo, I've seen Lord Fujun."

The man in white glanced at the master and servant who were meditating on the ground,

Road:

"Buddhism has always talked about reincarnation, and a few years ago I heard that you tried to make a reincarnation by yourself, but it seems that there has been no follow-up.

I know that you have been watching hell and want to take it into your hands, but I am curious, when the previous prince was here, you didn't move;

When you came to me,

You've really sent someone,

And

The Buddha does not come,

It was a bodhisattva. ”

The Bodhisattva's masked face, unable to see any joy or anger, faced with the obviously provocative questioning of the man in white,

He just replied very calmly:

"A Buddha is a Buddha, I am me, a Buddha has a Buddha's business, I have my business."

"You don't want to become a Buddha?"

"After becoming a Buddha, I am still me, a Buddha is still a Buddha, and becoming a Buddha is only a stage, not an end."

"You're kind of interesting."

The man in white got up and walked up to the Bodhisattva.

Di Ting opened his eyes and stared at the man in white in front of him with a strong look of vigilance.

But the man in white suddenly stretched out his hand,

Like he just touched his own monkey and smashed it,

I touched Di Ting's head.

Di Ting was stunned for a moment, and then became angry, but the next moment, a terrifying consciousness instantly poured down, instantly crushing all his anger and courage.

Meow............

The man in white looked at the Bodhisattva while continuing to touch his head and kill Di Ting,

"No wonder you were sent here, the princes of the past dynasties, their temper is not very good, their true Buddhas themselves dare not come, they specially sent you to die, it seems that you are not good there?

However, I can see it, and I guess you don't look down on them, right? ”

The Bodhisattva was silent.

The man in white shook his head dissatisfied, and said, "Aren't you here just to speak?" ”

The Bodhisattva nodded and replied, "I'm just thinking about what to say." ”

"Do you still need to think about it?"

"Gotta think about it."

"Am I so hard to talk?"

"It's easy to talk to you, but it's hard to convince you."

The man in white waved his fingers, and the original stone bench was divided into two, he pointed to the other side, and said:

"Sit down and talk about it, actually, I'm quite a loser, really."

………………

No one can know concretely what the Bodhisattva said to the prince in those days, but they talked about it for forty-nine days in a row.

Originally, it should have been finished on the forty-seventh day,

But the prince of the house forcibly stayed with the Bodhisattva for two more days, and the two of them obviously had nothing to talk about, but they still sat face to face without anyone talking for two days.

Because Fu Jun thinks that it sounds a little more powerful if he makes up seven seven forty-nine days.

Regarding this exchange between the Bodhisattva and the prince,

The souls of Hell have come up with a more convincing version based on what happened next.

Like what

After the conversation,

The Bodhisattva walked out of the courtyard,

Standing beside the stone lion at the door,

made a big wish:

"Hell is not empty, and you will not become a Buddha."

It was as if the person who passed on this version was the stone lion.

subsequently

After the conversation,

The prince sat on a stone bench,

Caught in deep contemplation,

Finally smiled,

Opening:

"The Bodhisattva is right."

The person who passed on this version seemed to be the stone stool, clinging to the buttocks of the prince, so he heard everything.

And in fact,

After the conversation,

The Bodhisattva sat down on the body of Di Ting and chose to leave directly.

Listen to the Bodhisattva:

"Okay?"

The Bodhisattva shook his head,

"It may be good, it may not be good."

"Will we ever come back?"

"May come back, may not come back."

"This yard feels a little small." Di Ting said.

"I think I'm a little older."

This version of the truth will definitely not satisfy the curiosity of hell, not domineering, and not exciting, even if it is true, it will definitely be regarded as fake.

And on the other side,

After the conversation, the man in white drank wine and helped his monkey smash and scratch lice that didn't exist at all.

After a long, long time of caught,

The man in white stretched out his hand and knocked the monkey on the head,

Scolded:

"Everyone knows to ask questions, maybe they will become a celebrity if they are not careful.

Why can't you get a fart out here? ”

The monkey smashed very aggrieved.

The man in white shook his head and sighed, "You know, if Xiaohong was here, he would have rushed out to knock out that brain." ”

The monkey was stunned for a moment,

The fierce light on the horse,

rise

It seems that this is going to go to the Di Ting heads-up to see who is the real biggest.

"Bang dang!"

The man in white knocked the monkey on the head again,

"He's smart, so smart that I think it's a little weird."

The monkey smashed his head aggrievedly, not knowing whether to nod his head or shake his head cooperatively.

The man in white looked at the stone bench that was split in two,

Silly amused for a moment,

Road:

"If I wasn't afraid of scaring him, I wouldn't have gone out in half, and I would have taken all the hot potatoes for you."

The man in white poured another sip of wine,

Smash it, smash it, smash it,

Laughed:

"Let's see who will have the last laugh after a thousand years!"

The man in white lowered his head and looked at the monkey's "unconscious" expression.

forehead caressing,

Helpless

Explains:

"The one who has the last laugh is the one who laughs the best."

The monkey grinned,

Very exaggerated smile.

………………

In the pharmacy next door to the book house,

Under the gaze of Boss Qinghe Zhou,

The old road that was lying there with wide eyes in a daze,

Suddenly laughed out loud with "hehehehehehe",

Laughing,

It's like a retard.

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We have been blocked by the system in front of the content of eight chapters, and the dragon has been revised and released together with the editor.

When I wrote a thousand chapters before, a child shoe complained about the dragon and said: Why is the author not divided into volumes, he must write more than a thousand chapters, but fortunately, the chapter name does not count the number of words.

When the shielding chapter is modified this time, the convenient place comes out, directly 67, 127, 234, whatever, directly typed out, and it is much more convenient for the dragon and the editor to find and modify, and there is no need to find it in volumes.

This is a deliberate precaution by the dragon, and in terms of experience in this regard, the dragon is not blowing............

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