In the face of the beauty's stinky tofu remarks, Tang Buxiu said: "The deity has the highest martial arts, grab it!" ”

Tang Jiaren smashed a small wine jar over and scolded: "I'm not a thing!" You can't grab it! ”

Tang Buxiu rolled his eyes at the beauty, lay on the table softly, but swayed back to his body, and said, "Ha! Scarewright? I want to smash you unconscious as a teacher, you are still tender...... Woo...... ”

Tang Jiaren's second wine jar was picked up and smashed on Tang Buxiu's head again.

Tang Buxiu shook his head and said, "To tell you the truth, for the teacher, I am not afraid of smashing!" Hahahaha...... Hahaha...... ”

Tang Jiaren hugged Tang Buxiu's head, slammed on the stone table, and made a clang.

Tang Buxiu raised his head, rubbed his forehead and said, "Mushroom, what are you going to make trouble about?" ”

Tang Jia slurred his mouth and said vaguely: "I just want to know, how can I make you unconscious!" ”

Tang Buxiu pointed to his mouth and said, "Kiss it, and you will faint." ”

Tang Jiaren went to kiss, but was stopped by the ram Diao Diao, shouting: "Don't believe it, he, him, him...... He's a liar. ”

Tang Jiaren looked at the ram Diao, and then looked at Tang Buxiu, her eyes full of confusion.

Tang Buxiu laughed and said, "The person who can make the teacher dizzy, who else is there besides mushrooms today?!" Come, and let the teacher teach you how to smash people to get unconscious. "Grabbed the wine jar and smashed it down on his head, and the person fell down directly.

The ram smacked his tongue and said, "Sick!" ”

Tang Jiaren sighed deeply: "This is the depth of love, and it is ruthless!" Stretched out his hand and touched Tang Buxiu's head, "Xiuxiu is amazing, he didn't bleed his head like this." "Look at the ram.

The ram Diao Diao immediately protected his head and said, "You have to do it...... Why? Don't smash me! Listen to it...... Do you hear that? I'm not in good health, and when I smash it, I'll die...... He's dead! ”

Tang Jiaren weighed the wine jar in his hand and said, "Xiu Xiu drank too much, you can help me take a look." ”

Ram Diao Diao immediately glared and said, "I'm ...... I'm a miracle doctor, not a little guy. How can you not be soft when you smash him?! Now let's let let...... Let me show him, and I'll be ...... I won't show it to him! ”

Tang Jiaren frowned and said, "How do you know that I am not soft-hearted?" If I hadn't been soft-hearted, would I have been able to hit a few times in a row without a heavy hand? He sniffed, "I really feel sorry for Xiuxiu." ”

The ram raised his eyebrows and asked, "What about the liar?!" ”

Tang Jiaren nodded honestly and said, "Lie to you." A wine jar smashed over, directly beating the ram Diao Diao backwards and falling to the ground. She said earnestly: "You must have medical ethics!" You can't be a beast for my sake! Turning his eyes, he looked at Qiu Yuebai.

Qiu Yuebai said: "You want to bully a person who can't walk? ”

Tang Jiaren smiled: "How can it? Come, let's drink! ”

Qiu Yuebai was once again grateful to Tang Jiaren for the knife in the back, which made him feel guilty, and he didn't directly smash him unconscious with a wine jar like he did to Tang Buxiu and Ram Diao. There must be a demon when things go wrong, and he needs to be sober.

After the two drank for a while, Tang Jiaren asked, "Do you want to shhhhhh ”

Qiu Yue Bai shook his head.

Tang Jiaren looked up at the sky that had already darkened, and said, "It's not good to pee your pants." ”

Qiu Yuebai lowered her eyes slightly and said, "You help me go." ”

Tang Jiaren instantly exploded, glared and said, "How can I help you go?!" ”

Qiu Yuebai's gaze became soft and lingering, and said, "Why can't you?" ”

Tang Jiaren's face turned red again.

Qiu Yuebai continued: "That night in the lake...... Woo...... ”

Tang Jiaren pounced and covered Qiu Yuebai's mouth, dead! She said fiercely: "Don't say it! Don't say it! ”

Qiu Yuebai didn't struggle, just looked at Tang Jiaren.

Tang Jiaren suddenly felt that she was quite aggrieved, so she simply threw her hand, picked up the wine jar, and said with red eyes: "You bully me!" They all bullied me! said that he didn't want me, and he came to swear again; designed mine, but shouted that love is not long; He wants to kill me all day long, but he doesn't care about sacrificing his life. I tell you, you are not allowed to say anything about the affairs in the lake, I will do good deeds without leaving a name. Dare to go around and kill you! ”

Qiu Yuebai felt that she couldn't cry or laugh.

Tang Jiaren continued: "You all treat me as stupid? I can't tell the difference, huh? I tell you, my heart is like a mirror! Who's to me what, I'm clear! He smiled mysteriously, "Do you know which mirror it is?" It's the diorama you hide in your sleeve. It's shining. You take it out and show it to me. ”

Qiu Yuebai was still a little worried about her, but it could be seen that she was drunk and still thinking about the mirror, and she suddenly felt funny.

Tang Jiaren saw that Qiu Yuebai didn't talk, so she leaned sideways and pulled his sleeve.

Qiu Yuebai grabbed the beauty's little hand with her slender fingers and said, "Put me here, there is always something that can make you worry about it." ”

Tang Jiaren's nose was sour, and she said, "What do you mean by this?!" Of course, I'm also worried about people! ”

Qiu Yuebai smiled lightly and said, "Beauty, you have too many people to worry about." I can't chase you like I used to, and you'll forget me sooner or later. ”

Tang Jiaren raised her neck and said categorically: "No!" ”

Qiu Yuebai stared at the beautiful woman's eyes and said, "Your oath, can I still believe it?" ”

Tang Jiaren's eyes were hot, and she finally shed tears, and said: "I don't like too many changes, but everything is changing." One today, one tomorrow. I regret going out of the mountain. I should have been in the mountains with Xiu Xiu, so that there would not be so many people in my heart, and the noisy people would be divided into high and low, and I would be uncomfortable. ”

Qiu Yuebai clenched Tang Jiaren's hand, lowered her eyelids, and said, "Regret going out of the mountain?" Regret meeting me? ”

Tang Jiaren nodded and said, "Yes!" Otherwise, I wouldn't be so embarrassed. I just want to live that happy life, and I don't want to have a bad meal! Belch...... ”

Tang Jiaren just has a kind of ability, a few words can make people half dead, and one word can save people.

Qiu Yuebai said: "I know you are in a dilemma. Do you know the joy and sorrow of my heart? Last night, you promised me to hold hands for a hundred years, and in less than five hours, you and Tang will not stop talking to me. Beauty, is your 100 years just a snap of your fingers? ”

Qiu Yuebai's words were heart-wrenching, so that the beauty couldn't argue for herself, however, this stuffy thing actually muttered: "A hundred years of fingers? I'll give you a hundred years first. As soon as he raised his hand, he flicked it on Qiu Yuebai's forehead.

Qiu Yuebai was played, but he was also happy. He smiled and said slightly coquettish words in a light tone, "It hurts a little." ”

Tang Jiaren stretched out her hand and rubbed him, and said, "You can steal the fun!" This is a finger, not a jar of wine. ”

Qiu Yuebai stared at the beauty and said, "Beauty, don't you know that your answer has been revealed?" ”

Tang Jiaren was startled, and hurriedly retracted the hand that was rubbing Qiu Yuebai's forehead, and said, "No!" Where was it revealed?! I didn't even figure it out myself. Don't fool me. ”

Qiu Yuebai just smiled and didn't say anything.

Tang Jiaren became more and more panicked, directly picked up the wine jar, poured half of the jar of wine, and then looked at the starry sky and smiled stupidly, and said: "How smart I am, I can't tell what is going on, don't try to fool me." Hehe...... She ran her hair down with her hand, feeling a little strange, and pulled hard, and actually tore off a small section of branches and leaves, she grinned in pain, and threw it on the table, "People attract bees and butterflies, how can I recruit this thing." You see, is this a bug? It hurts. After speaking vaguely, he closed his eyes and passed out on the table.

Qiu Yuebai picked up the small section of branches and leaves that seemed to be newborn, and her eyes sank.

Tang Buxiu sat up, rubbed the back of his head with his eyes closed, and said, "Hiss...... I'm really willing to do it. ”

Qiu Yuebai grabbed the branches and leaves in his palm and said, "The victory and defeat have been divided, so I won't leave the door master behind." ”

Tang Buxiu smiled and said, "Qiu Yuebai, you really don't know about mushrooms. Do you think that when she puts a heavy hand on the deity, she is abandoning the deity? Tell you the truth...... She's a little conscienceless! If you hadn't been crippled by her, red flowers would have bloomed on your head. Shaking his head, "I'm dizzy." "I secretly said in my heart: If the mushroom doesn't want to rest, what joy is it to live, and why is there to be afraid of death? Don't be forced to be a teacher.

The ram Diao rubbed his forehead and sat up from the ground, looked straight at Qiu Yuebai, and asked, "In the lake, what's wrong?" ”

Qiu Yuebai hooked the corners of her lips and said, "If the beauty doesn't let me say it, how can I do that disgusting thing for her?" "After looking at a tree," this matter is also thanks to the help of the War Palace Master. That bag of charm-medicine is very powerful. With that, he raised his finger.

Wangdong walked out of the darkness, pushed Qiu Yuebai, and walked into the house.

Zhan Cangqiong walked out from behind the tree, leaned on the trunk, and said seemingly indifferently: "No thanks." This palace is just curious, how can such a waste person be stubborn?! ”

Qiu Yuebai turned a deaf ear to the provocation of the battle against the sky.

Wangdong pushed Qiu Yuebai into the house and closed the door, blocking all the eyes of those who wanted to eat people behind him.

The ram Diao Diao came back to his senses, went straight to a frenzy, jumped high, and was about to rush over.

Tang Buxiu said: "Although your poison is powerful, but because of the good thoughts in your heart, you can't preemptively strike." Before you get close, he will be subdued. Why? ”

The ram stood still, trembling with anger, and said angrily: "That paralyzed man, unexpectedly...... Unexpectedly...... He couldn't go on with the rest of the words.

Tang Buxiu looked at the battle sky and said in a deep voice: "The battle palace master has made great contributions. ”

Zhan Cangqiong sneered and said disdainfully: "It's hard for you." As soon as he turned around and left, he was left with a deep scratch on the tree.

The ram Diao Diao pointed at the back of the battle firmament and scolded: "Fool! Very foolish! Sticks! He turned around and threw himself to Tang Jiaren's side, picked her up, and cried so much that he was heartbroken.

The corners of Tang Buxiu's mouth twitched, and he said, "Don't howl." The deity didn't say anything, what are you howling? ”

The ram Diao Diao glared at Tang with red eyes and said, "You are all ...... All bully the beauty! Dangdangdang...... When I don't know?! It's all bastards! Bastard! ”

Tang Buxiu was laughed at angrily. He said: "The deity and the mushroom are in love, how can they become bastards?!" ”

The ram slapped the table and said angrily: "Last time, the beautiful woman was ...... Bullied by flower thieves, she she she ...... She's not right like that! At that time, she always secretly ...... Peeking at Qiu Yuebai, I'm ...... I thought it was the bastard. Now it seems, it's you! That's right! ”

Ram Diao in a word.

Tang Buxiu couldn't refute it, and he didn't want to refute it, he squinted in the direction of Qiu Yuebai and said, "That's right, I'm that bastard." ”

In the white room, the solid wood table was broken in half.

The stone table outside the house had turned to powder.

The ram Diao Diao picked up the beauty, pulled her hair and took a look, only to feel a pain in his chest, and almost pouted. He stubbornly picked up the beauty, sent her back to the room, pointed at Tang Jiaren and scolded her for a while, took off her shoes, covered the quilt, and then walked out of the room leisurely, closed the door, sat at the door, closed her eyes and fell asleep. There were tears on his face.

Tang Buxiu pinched the wine glass and hooked the corners of his lips. His mushrooms, naturally, are his.