Chapter 50: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die
"And then?"
Su Yan took another sip of tea, and then gently patted his sore legs, Xiao Erbai saw it, and quickly got off the stool smartly, squatted next to Su Yan's legs and pinched Su Yan's legs.
"Uncle Junior, how is your strength?"
Su Yan suddenly showed an expression of appreciation and enjoyment.
"I just talked about it, where is that?"
"The sky was shot into a big hole!" Xiao Erbai hurriedly said.
"Well, the sky was shot into a big hole, so the rain in the sky flowed down the big hole, and for a while, the whole earth was flooded, so there was a god named Nuwa turned into a colorful stone, blocked the hole, and sacrificed himself."
When Xiao Erbai heard this, he was immediately in awe, no wonder it rained in the sky, if there was really such a hole, wouldn't it drown many people, this god called Nuwa was so great.
Su Yan shrugged his nose, and there began to be a burst of aroma from the kitchen, and his stomach rumbled at the right time.
"Soon, the world became peaceful, but at this time, there was another sick father god who was idle to chase the only remaining sun, to see where it rose and where it fell, and in the end, of course, he didn't catch up, he was tired to death, and after the death of his father, his whole body turned into stone, and finally turned into two mountains and blocked the door of a man named Yugong."
Xiao Erbai was dumbfounded when he heard it, the immortal would turn into a mountain after he died, but this foolish man was so pitiful, how could he come to his door.
"Yu Gong suddenly stopped, directly rolled up his sleeves and began to move the mountain, finally, finally moved the mountain in front of the house, and threw the excess soil into the sea, coincidentally, the sea rose, and finally drowned the goddess Jingwei, Jingwei turned into a bird after his death, in order to retaliate, he launched a great flood, so Dayu began to control the water, but the water was too big, and Ma Liang drowned, okay, my story is finished, and the rice is almost cooked." Su Yan finally finished telling his story in the live broadcast room and under the eyes of Xiao Erbai, whose eyes were full of stars.
In the live broadcast room, Su Yan refreshed his cognition again and again, wanted to scold, and felt that it was really like such a thing, so he complained twice, and another wave of rewards floated by.
Xiao Erbai also listened to it with relish, he really had a good world view, much better than what the senior brothers said, but how did he drown Ma Liang in the end.
Xiao Erbai seemed to want to express something, but he couldn't say anything, Su Yan smiled: "Is it like a reincarnation, or a circle, and in the blink of an eye, it came back to the starting point." ”
"Mm-hmm, that's what it means." Xiao Erbai's eyes suddenly lit up, and his face was red in the sunset.
Su Yan touched his little head: "You have also listened to the story, Uncle Xiao tested you with a question, by listening to this story, what do you understand?" ”
Xiao Erbai pursed his lips, frowned, scratched his head, and finally thought of an answer: "There are good and bad immortals, like that Nuwa is a good immortal, and Jingwei is a bad immortal." ”
"Wrong, this story tells us that if you don't die, you won't die!" Su Yan dropped such a sentence and hurriedly rushed to the back kitchen, leaving a little kid messy in the wind.
"It's just rice, wild vegetables, meat, at least some bacon!" When Su Yan entered the dining table, there was only a large pot of steaming rice and a plate of wild vegetables, and he couldn't help but be a little angry.
"It's not that the Taoist priest doesn't eat meat, even if he doesn't give it to me, it's time for dinner soon, at least let Erbai eat some, other children are really a critical time to grow their bodies."
The two young Taoist priests looked at each other, and their faces were a little embarrassed: "Don't hide it from Uncle Xiao, these are the few rations in the view, and in a few days, Master will be ready to take us down the mountain to make fate." ”
Su Yan hurriedly took two mouthfuls of rice, choked and rolled his eyes, and one of them quickly scooped some water with a gourd to let Su Yan swallow it smoothly.
"Look, just this dry rice, do you want to murder your life-saving benefactor, do you think that there is suddenly such a little uncle, there is no hope of promotion, choke me to death early and then usurp the throne!" Su Yan ate rice again as he spoke, picked up wild vegetables, and swallowed it with a painful face.
Didn't you say that everything you eat when you're hungry is fragrant, how do you feel so angry?
The two young Taoist priests instantly darkened their faces.
"Are you Taoist temples so poor, don't you have any money?" Su Yan ate rice in his mouth and said vaguely.
"Uncle Hui, there has been no money for several years, this, the Taoist temple is a bit high, ordinary people can't come up, so the master took us around to do things to earn some money to make a living, some time ago in a compound in Pingyang City, I could have earned a lot of money, but in the end the master said that he had encountered something ominous, and quickly took us away, and only took a little bit of money."
"Something ominous? Then you are really unlucky, no, aren't you Taoist priests, since you have met that sneaky, why don't you use the Tiangang Beidou Array, Zhuxian Array, Seven Star Array and the like. Su Yan asked.
The two looked at each other, and couldn't help blushing a little, the master didn't teach them this, and they hadn't heard of these formations, did Taoism have these, could it have been lost?
Su Yan ate three bowls of rice in a row, and then he had a long burp, and then found a small stick to use as a toothpick.
Xiao Erbai walked in at this moment, still a little difficult to understand what Su Yan said that if he didn't die, he wouldn't die, watching him scratch his head, Su Yan's whole body relaxed.
"Don't understand?"
Xiao Erbai nodded.
"That's it, I'll tell you a new one, it's still the previous story, Kuafu is chasing the sun like this, chasing and chasing thirsty, just lying on the edge of the lake to drink, it just so happened that Hou Yi came to pick up water, and was about to put the bucket, the water level suddenly dropped, and soon saw the bottom, so he changed another river, and the same is true, the last look, only to find that it was Kuafu who was drinking water day by day, that is called a gas."
Hou Yi didn't say a word, threw down the bucket, took out a curved bow, and shot down the sun that Kuafu was about to chase, and scolded while shooting: "Kuafu, I X your mother!" ”
The sun is gone, and he was scolded, Kuafu's father was directly angry, and his huge body fell down and crushed Hou Yi to death at once, and finally turned into two mountains and blocked in front of Yugong's door. ”
"Oh!" Xiao Erbai showed a look of sudden realization, and Su Yan nodded with a smile: "The son can be taught!" ”
After eating and drinking, Su Yan picked his teeth, pretended that he had just eaten meat, and went to see Brother Zhou Qing, who had taken his own pill at the moment, his face was much better, and he had already slept, so Su Yan didn't bother anymore, and then came out to enjoy this peaceful moment.
Xiao Hei didn't know where to run, he really wanted to have a donkey meat fire.
Su Yan squatted in front of the Taoist temple and watched the sunset sink down the mountain, and then, a person with a medicine basket on his back gradually walked up from the bottom of the mountain road humming a little song......