Ninety-five men are cute when they move

Ninety-five men are cute when they move

The most painful thing for me in the concert team was listening to Cantonese. I really don't understand it, I'd rather listen to those foreigners speak a foreign language than listen to Cantonese. I'm not sensitive to language, and I've been in Haidu for so long, and I've just been able to understand the local dialect and let me learn Cantonese, unless I am asked to live in Hong Kong and Guangdong for a year, I'm afraid there is no other way.

And happily, I won a chance for Lin Yushi to dance for the Heavenly King. During the rehearsal, Yao Zengzhe was very satisfied with Lin Yushi's performance. In fact, I didn't even know that the stone dance was so good, the more I thought about it, the more our stone was a star material, I really couldn't bury him, otherwise it would be too tyrannical.

The concert was held at Haidu Stadium, and 80,000 tickets were already sold out, and it is said that many fans came from all over the country to watch Andy. Some didn't even buy tickets, but they didn't want to return immediately, but waited outside the stadium and the hotel where Andy Lau stayed, hoping to see a glimpse of their idols. In comparison, I'm a fan. The idol's face was placed in front of me to fiddle with, but I didn't feel excited at all, and I didn't even bother to ask him for an autographed photo.

The construction of the stage was an eye-opener for me, with two large screens 10 meters high, elevators, fountains, artificial lakes, and fireworks. One person can sing on such a stage, and 80,000 people scream wildly, which is enough for this life. I strongly hope that one day in the future, I can also hold such a concert for Lin Yushi.

The guests at the concert were also a highlight, with a number of artists coming to cheer up, and although not all of them were on stage, the appearance in the VIP seats had already made fans crazy. There are many people from Hong Kong, among whom Anita Mui, the ever-changing diva wants to sing on the same stage with Andy Lau. As a reborn, I know that this red-faced diva is about to fall, and it is a great blessing to be able to witness her style in person when I am reborn this time.

Liu Xijie and Tang Yanfei Hollywood prepare to attend the Oscars. Cheng Song will sing at the concert. Feng Xia came with him, and the two were like a couple. So when I saw them, I didn't go to say hello, and leaned into the corner, maybe because I was covering a thick mask that was too eye-catching, I heard Feng Xia say to Cheng Song pretentiously: "Ah Cheng, do you say that a sparrow can become a phoenix?" ”

I didn't listen to Cheng Song's answer, I already had the answer to this question in my heart, how can a sparrow be transformed without the gene of a phoenix? Besides, the phoenix is just a thing of legend. I admit that I will always be a sparrow, but I am a sparrow capable of supporting itself.

When applying makeup to Andy Lau. He asked curiously why I was wearing a mask.

I said, "I've got a cold, flu, it's very serious, don't infect you." ”

He laughed, "I'm in great health, great, I'm a cow." "After that, he gave me a muscle pose.

I laughed, and in the future he did have an album called "The Whims of a Cow", and there was a song called "I Am a Cow". There are really a lot of people who compare themselves with cows, and this man is indeed very good, and he can hide it from the outside world for more than 20 years after marrying a daughter-in-law. I have always sighed that Zhu Liqian is a great wife, and if a wife is like this, a man can't think about it if he is not excellent.

This man's face is very stylish, carved, moldable, remarkable, no wonder it will fascinate thousands of people, Ju said that he is very satisfied with his hooked nose, and it also makes fans crazy, but I don't have much interest in his nose, I think it is not as handsome as Lin Yushi's straight nose. He is very cooperative with my work, there is no star frame, let him laugh, he laughs. Let him stare and he will stare at him, good boy.

After painting the makeup, he was very satisfied and said: "No wonder Director Yao recommended you so much, it is really extraordinary, and I found that it is very comfortable to make you put on makeup, like a massage." ”

I bowed slightly and smiled: "Mr. Liu has won the award, if there is any deficiency, even if you point it out, I will try my best to correct it." ”

"Hey, good, if I have the chance, I will work with you."

"I'm looking forward to it."

The concert started with the crazy screams of the fans, and I couldn't stand the screams all the time, and when I heard the constant screams of the women, I got goosebumps all over my body, and with the screams of the men, I would collapse. But when I was actually there, I found myself contagious with this sensational scene, and although I didn't shout along, I danced to the music just as well. Yes, music is the most contagious thing, formless, colorless and tasteless, but its power is immeasurably powerful.

The most passionate moment is three energetic dances in a row, the handsome guy of the king, nearly forty years old, is still full of vitality, and the audience dances along. I saw that the bloated aunts were all twisting their buttocks and were very engaged. And Lin Yushi appeared among these backup dancers, and I saw that he danced so well and handsomely. I reverie that today he is a supporting character, and one day he will be the protagonist, the brightest and brightest protagonist.

Everyone on the stage was a handsome guy with a good figure, dancing and singing, which caused the girls in the audience to scream. Men are born to be athletic animals, and men are more cute when they move.

I spend more of my time in the background, checking my makeup every time I change my outfit. I wore a sportswear, and in order to catch up with the program schedule, I had to go up and down (because sometimes I had to complete the costume change while walking) and take care of the appearance of the king. Fortunately, I was born in the hometown of martial arts, although I have not learned kung fu routines, but the basic skills are still played, after rebirth, I have time to run after work in the afternoon, and my physical fitness is okay.

In between hours, I will follow Yao Zengzhe and watch him work. I found that the stage director is different from the film director, the film director is mainly responsible for the things in the shot, and the stage director is in addition to the shot. You have to be responsible for the effect of the whole stage, so that the audience in different positions can see the beautiful pattern.

The stage effect of this song "If You Are My Legend" is beautiful, and after changing the shape, the stage performance has been re-set in order to match the shape. Andy Lau is dressed in a white fluttering ancient costume fairy, floats down to the world by elevator, and transforms into modern clothes when the song reaches the climax, the classic white shirt and black trousers, is the prince charming in the girl's heart.

Due to the too beautiful stage effect and shape, and the too handsome king, the two staff members in charge of the elevator work in the backstage only reveled in Andy Lau's performance and forgot to control it. almost hung Andy Lau in the air and couldn't come down, Yao Zengzhe was so angry that he almost kicked their butts.

And the styling design of this song has been fixed as the classic shape of Andy Lau's previous concerts, and it has become a mountain that is difficult to surpass.

When he returned to the backstage to change his clothes, Andy Lau, who was still tired and out of breath, said: "Miss Xue, I will definitely cooperate with you in the future." ”

Anita Mui said, "Why didn't Andy ask Miss Xue to be your full-time makeup artist?" ”

Andy Lau immediately asked me, "Would Miss Xue be willing to work with me?" ”

Of course I don't want to, even if you are very handsome and charming and very famous, but I am still willing to stay and work by the side of the party cold night, I like the way he is a leader, I like to be the makeup artist of his films, I like to watch his meticulous work, I like the soft eyes when he looks at me with his pure eyes, I like his wise and witty language, and I like the tone in which he sometimes makes fun of me...... In short, unless I am caught up in the cold night, I will always work for him.

But such a superstar, it is absolutely impossible to say anything, I smiled: "If Mr. Liu is too busy, when necessary, I am willing to serve." "In other words, when you can be busy, you can be busy.

Mei Tianhou smiled when she heard this: "Andy still has to come on, it turns out that there are girls who are not your fans." ”

I smiled and said, "Ms. Mei, I like your song very much, can I take a picture with you?" ”

"Of course, let's do it together."

The photographer took a photo of me and the two big stars, and I knew it would be a precious memento, and I wish this big sister in the music industry good luck!

After the concert, the fans were reluctant to leave, and we, the backstage staff, still had a lot to take care of, Lin Yushi stayed with me, and when he helped me drag the makeup case outside, we met Cheng Song and Feng Xia. Feng Xia looked at Lin Yushi with very vicious eyes, she looked at me with this kind of eyes, I didn't care, but she looked at him like this. I was angry because I felt that Lin Yushi was brought by me, and I had a responsibility to maintain his dignity.

"Yo, they all say that vixens have a great ability to hook up with men, and I only saw it today. How can a man like the smell of little vixens so much? Feng Xia glanced at me arrogantly and sharply.

I couldn't stand her eyes on Lin Yushi for a long time, this was a provocation from her own to find the door, don't blame me.

I sneezed deliberately and said, "Yes, yes, the smell of fox spirit is very sassy, no wonder such an expensive perfume is still Chanel's, it was originally used to hide the smell!" As I spoke, I fanned the air in front of my face with my hand, and it smelled terrible.

I had a cold, and of course I couldn't smell any perfume, but based on my previous understanding, this arrogant Miss Feng didn't use Chanel perfume, and I happened to be caught and ashamed at this time.

The surrounding staff laughed "whoops", including the reporters on duty.

Feng Xia's face immediately turned red and blue, she had been humiliated by this kind of humiliation, and she was enraged at the moment, and she couldn't care about her cultivation, so she scolded: "Boy, who do you say is the fox spirit?" ”

I took a step back, grabbed the railing behind me, twisted my nose and said, "It's getting more and more sassy, especially when she talks to you, well-it seems that there is not only a sassy smell, but also bad breath, it's disgusting!" ”

She was irritated by me like a mad dog, and she scolded and threw herself at me: "×××××, tear your mouth apart, ××× seduce men......"

Her scolding is really ugly, I, a girl who grew up in the countryside, have never heard such ugly words, but she still grew up in a big family, so the family education is worrying.

When you provoke a mad dog, you have to think about how to prevent yourself from being bitten. Of course, I thought about my own anti-bite technique, when she attacked, I grabbed the railing with both hands, a backflip, my foot just hooked the upper railing, and my hand grabbed it, and it reached the railing above Feng Xia's head, this height, she couldn't jump up.

She threw herself into the air, her feet crooked, the slender heel was of good quality, not broken, but she gnawed on the ground with one mouth and kissed the cement floor. The weather was still so cold, so she put on a skirt, and she didn't wear woolen pants inside, this time the skirt turned up, white thighs, red underwear, let everyone see. Although Cheng Song tried his best to pull, he didn't pull it.

Although our agile Lin Yushi can save her, but the stone is my firm and unswerving iron brother, who I want to see, will he stop it?

Our dear journalists, the shutter is pressed very well. When Cheng Song lifted Feng Xia up from the ground, it was like a pig's face that had just arched over the dung. I wonder what effect will be when this face appears in the newspaper tomorrow?

"It hurts, my foot ......"

It was a pure windfall, and I twisted my foot to let her be at home for two days.