Chapter 423: Shen Lei was killed in seconds!
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Seeing the notepad in Granny Jin's hand, Shen Lei suddenly touched a laugh.
But he felt that it was rude, so he tried to hold back and not let himself laugh.
But I couldn't hold it back, and the expression on my face was almost unbearable.
"Hum hey hey ......"
His throat rolled and he let out a muffled snort, Shen Lei hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth, lowered his eyes, his cheeks on both sides were already bulging, and he still tried his best to hold back the mood of wanting to laugh.
"Boy, you can laugh if you want, and your mother-in-law didn't stop you." Seeing him like this, Granny Jin immediately frowned.
"Haha, hahaha!"
After getting permission, Shen Lei finally couldn't help it, covered his stomach and laughed loudly, he even squatted down, and laughed while waving his hand: "No, no, let me laugh for a while." ”
After laughing for a long time, Shen Lei's emotions were released, and he sat on the ground, leaning his back against the rock wall, trying to calm down.
"Boy, you're smiling so happily, it's my mother-in-law's notepad, what's the problem?" Granny Kim's eyes narrowed.
Shen Lei sighed, "Kill someone, and then write down the other party's name in the notebook, this kind of behavior may be a unique hobby of Granny Jin." It's a bit rude, but to be honest, in my opinion, it's really funny. ”
"Where's the fun?" Granny Kim then asked.
"Kill people, kill people, and write down other people's names, Granny Jin You may think that your approach is very individual, but I just feel disgusting." Shen Lei pouted.
"That's why you're laughing so much?" Granny Kim was puzzled.
"Yes, it's like an 80-year-old woman holding a magic wand and saying 'Sailor Moon, transform' in a delicate tone, the contrast is too great." Shen Lei shook his head and said.
"You're pretty good at describing it." Granny Kim's face turned cold.
"It's a bit inappropriate." Shen Lei said.
"No, no, no, mother-in-law, I suddenly feel good!" Granny Jin glanced at Hao Mei beside her, and said with a smile: "Mother-in-law, if I take her body, at her age, she can be regarded as a beautiful girl, but it is not against the peace." ”
"Brother Shen Lei, save me!" Hao Mei was about to cry, and hurriedly asked Shen Lei for help.
"Don't worry, I won't let her hurt you." Shen Lei shook his head and said.
"Boy, although you are average-looking, have no characteristics, and have no shortcomings, you are also a functioning male ......"
Speaking of this, Granny Jin's gaze fell on Shen Lei's crotch and licked her lips, "If you are willing to cooperate with your mother-in-law, or even help your mother-in-law, and take this little girl's body, after the matter is completed, your mother-in-law will never let you suffer, you can play with it as much as you want, how?" ”
Hao Mei was even more frightened, and hurriedly put his hands in front of his chest to make a defensive gesture.
She was worried that Shen Lei would be tempted, and then joined forces with Granny Jin, and then she would really call the heavens and the earth to be ineffective.
"You're a lot older, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to make such a joke." Shen Lei said expressionlessly.
"The age of my mother-in-law's body, although she is old, as long as she replaces this little girl's body, won't she be young immediately? Such a beautiful girl, you usually can't play if you want to, but now you are allowed to play for free, and you kid is not happy? Granny Kim glared.
"Is it true that when people get old, they become shameless? Or are some people born stinky and shameless? Shen Lei asked curiously.
"Boy, who are you scolding so decently?" Granny Kim was immediately displeased.
"Whoever is shameless, I will scold." Shen Lei pouted.
"It seems that my mother-in-law, you will not agree to my proposal." Granny Jin said lightly.
"Just because you're shameless alone doesn't mean everyone is shameless." Shen Lei spread his hands and said.
"We don't have to talk, do we?" Granny Kim's gaze swept towards him.
Shen Lei didn't answer in a hurry, but first took out a cigarette from his pocket, put it in his mouth, lowered his head to protect the flames, and said while lighting a cigarette: "If you can give up Hao Mei, mother-in-law, and be willing to return to your hometown of Xiangxi Ancient City, and promise that from now on, you will no longer harm others, I can continue to talk with you, and you can talk for as long as you want." ”
"If I don't change my body as soon as possible, my mother-in-law's lifespan will only last for a year at most." Granny Kim said coldly.
"Life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky, life is a journey, and you should have a long rest at the end of the station, which is not necessarily a good thing, why should my mother-in-law cling to eternal life?" Shen Lei persuaded.
"But I want to be persistent, so what?" Granny Kim snorted coldly.
After being silent for a while, Shen Lei slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, "If the words are not speculative, then we won't have to talk about it." ”
"Boy, for the sake of your kind persuasion, mother-in-law, I can be extra gracious, if I don't kill you tonight, you can go down the mountain the same way." Granny Kim said.
"I'm going to take her." Shen Lei pointed at Hao Mei.
"It's impossible." Granny Kim shook her head.
"That's only one fight." Shen Lei was a little helpless.
Hearing this, Granny Jin grinned, showing a cruel look, "It's you who is looking for death yourself, remember not to meddle in your next life." ”
"You're no match for me." Shen Lei said slowly.
Call!
Before Shen Lei's words fell, Granny Jin had already arrived in front of him, suddenly stretched out her hand, grabbed his neck, lifted him up, and pressed him against the wall.
Flutter!
The crutches in his other hand swung out at the same time, piercing directly into Shen Lei's heart, and also penetrating the hard rock wall behind him, nailing him directly to it!
Blood overflowed from the corners of Shen Lei's mouth, he hung his head weakly, the cigarette in his mouth was still curling, but the person had stopped breathing.
There was no chance to react at all, and he was killed directly!
"Brother Shen Lei! Brother Shen Lei! Seeing the scene of Shen Lei being killed, Hao Mei showed an unbelievable look, she felt that her heart had also stopped, and the emotions of self-blame and remorse were repeatedly intertwined in her heart.
Hearing Hao Mei's cry, Granny Jin turned around and smiled: "Girl, don't cry, it's okay, it's your turn soon, when the two of you meet on Huangquan Road, you happen to have a companion." ”
"You, you don't have to die well! You will be punished! Hao Mei trembled.
"Mother-in-law, it doesn't matter to you whether I suffer retribution or not, and you can't see it anyway." Granny Jin grinned, "This kid Shen Lei is also dead, let's see who will save you." ”
"This kid also deserves to die, with this bit of strength, he dares to brag in front of his mother-in-law, and what does his mother-in-law not say is his opponent, but now? Who was the man who died nailed to the rock wall? Granny Kim sneered disdainfully.
Hao Mei closed his eyes in despair, Shen Lei was his only hope to be rescued, and now that Shen Lei was dead, she couldn't be Granny Jin's opponent, so she could only wait for death.
"Who said I was dead, really." At this moment, Shen Lei's voice sounded from the entrance of the cave.
"Brother Shen Lei!" Hao Mei showed a look of surprise, and hurriedly turned his head to look at the entrance of the cave, only to see that his heart was pierced by crutches, and Shen Lei, who was nailed to the rock wall, was still smoking leisurely, slowly exhaling smoke.
"You, you ......" Not only Hao Mei was dumbfounded, but even Granny Jin was stunned.
How can a person with a pierced heart still be alive?
"Oops, it hurts." At this time, Shen Lei took a breath of cold air and complained.