Chapter 194: A bizarre ID photo

Although Lele and their group added a beautiful female student, the initial joy could not last for half a day, and it was covered by dark clouds! As for the reason, because the number of new trainees is "eight million"! And "eight million" started to be quite a normal tone, I don't know why, as long as the man talking to her on the other side was a man, the voice made people's scalp tingle and shiver! So their original centaurs usually didn't pay much attention to the "eight million", who couldn't stand her kind of talk that made people rub their arms constantly.

Although they usually chat to hurt people, everyone has been ridiculed. But they speak normally! On the understanding of "blind date handsome guy":

"People are rich and noble, we are poor peasants. There is a class dispute between the two sides! It's better to refuse to come and go! so as not to affect people's internal unity and intensify the class struggle. ”

Because Lele had nothing to do, and the things at home couldn't help, Liang Liang sent her to practice early every day. Sometimes she wants to sleep lazily, but she will be dug up by Liang Liang.

Fortunately, Lele's coach is also a hard-working master, and he goes to work earlier than other coaches every day. He also likes Lele, a hard-working student, so even if Lele occasionally makes mistakes, he is reluctant to scold her.

However, what Lele thinks is: because the coach came out of the army, he is very serious in his work. And their coaches don't smoke or drink either! Seeing the students who follow other coaches to learn to drive, because their coaches are addicted to tobacco and alcohol, those students often buy cigarettes to honor the coach, and the cigarettes they buy can't be cheap, and they can only buy the more expensive ones. I also often invite the coach to eat and drink.

The students in the Lele group are much more relaxed! At most, their coaches eat their breakfast, occasionally chat happily, go to eat fast food together, and are generally very happy as friends, and spend much less money than other groups of students. Naturally, I was much happier than other students!

Another advantage is that Lele's coach doesn't play cards either! Of course, the playing of cards here is not a boring way to pass the time, but a game of money. If a student fights a coach, you can't win the coach's money, right? If you can't win, of course you're going to lose! Is it okay not to fight? OK. If the coach tells you to play, can you not fight? Hit, that's a must!

In the same training field, on a rainy day, Lele and they saw a young coach with all young female students! "Mobile Tire Repair" ran to their coach and said:

"Liu Jiao, the young coach is so happy! It's all beautiful students! ”

What kind of person is Liu Jiao, how can he be given a small "mobile tire"? He smiled and said to the "mobile tire repair":

"That's right, my son is in high school, and I'm a bad old man. However, if you don't want to learn from me, and you want to get into the beauty pile, I'll help you talk to that coach and let you turn around? ”

"Mobile tire repair" also reacted quickly, and immediately laughed at himself:

"I want to turn around, that's the coach's punching bag, people are reluctant to scold the beauty, plus I'm stupid, I want to really turn around, isn't it a bloody dog scolded every day? That's too much pressure! I'm still more suitable to teach you how to drive with Liu! ”

"Shhhh You know you're stupid? Lele is a little girl, who came later than you, and now she has learned decently, and she can go to the exam at the end of this month! Look at a few of you, how long have you been studying? Give me some effort, and strive to give me all the exams this month, so as to save me ...... "Rare, usually not verbose Liu Jiao, rare to read in pieces."

Lele and they all pretended not to hear, and a group of people got into the car together and went upside down!

Originally, Lele thought that getting in the car, and not being able to hear Liu Jiao's broken thoughts was a kind of happiness. Who knows that when you get in the car, it's not just the eardrums that need to go through a more severe test! "Sister Roaring" herself is a little silly, but she loves to give blind commands, stepping on the force, braking, gas pedal, and shifting, she herself often confuses and doesn't say anything, and gives others instructions in the wrong direction! This is not that Lele feels too uncomfortable, the most uncomfortable thing is the voice of "Roaring Sister"! The car bumped very abnormally, so Lele was made pale by their abnormal car practice, wanted to vomit, and tinnitus, and the motion sickness Lele did not dare to continue to sit in the car with them, so as soon as their car stopped Lele quickly opened the door and ran out of the car!

"Lele, you just arrived at me, why did you go down? I'd like to ask you to teach me! When the car stopped, Lele had just opened the door and got out of the car, and "Sister Roar" shouted right behind her.

"Sister, I'm motion sickness, it's okay for you to ask them!" After Lele said weakly, he ran to rest under the canopy!

Lele just sat down, breathed a sigh of relief, and exhaled a few breaths of fresh air, finally not so uncomfortable!

The coach who was also sitting on the canopy watching them practice asked Lele:

"Lele, why aren't you watching them in the car?"

"Coach, sitting in the car, not only is my ears uncomfortable, but the car is also bumpy, and I get motion sickness!" Lele complained.

Liu Jiao's face was black, of course he also knew that he was a very blessed student, and her voice was really proportional to her weight! But he still said happily:

"When she gets out of the car, you can get in the car again and teach those people some skills!"

"Liu Jiao, why don't you teach it yourself?" Lele asked suspiciously.

"I can read lips, and every time I don't get closer, they shout, 'The coach is coming!'" It's like shouting, 'The wolf is coming.'" Am I that scary? Liu Jiao asked helplessly.

"Haha...... It's not that Liu teaches you to be terrible, it's that they are too stupid, they always can't learn well, and they are afraid of being scolded by you, so they say so! Don't be careful! Lele listened to Liu Jiao's words and explained with laughter.

After "Sister Roaring" got out of the car, Lele went to practice a few times. Sitting in the car did not get down, usually, the coach also let her help watch.

Although there are only a few of them, some people make jokes every day. Of course, the most jokes are the "five palm-long sisters"! When her ID card was still in Liu Jiao's time, she thought that her ID card was missing, so she quickly ran to the public security organ to reapply for one. also added money to let the family do it for her faster!

On this day, Liu Jiao brought their ID cards and returned them to them, and the "five slap elder sisters" said:

"Coach, I thought my ID card was missing, so I went to get a replacement one and returned it to ......"

The "five palm-long sisters" told everyone about her reapplying for her ID card, and also took out her new ID card to show everyone. In the end, she also said to Lele happily and proudly:

"I'll tell you! When I went to apply for an ID card that day, a man also went to get an ID card and take a photo, but the man put a lot of gel on his hair, and then combed it all up to make his hair stand up. As a result, when taking pictures, because the hair was too bright and reflective, it couldn't shine. was ordered to wash his hair before he could take pictures! The man was muttering, 'I woke up early in the morning to make my hair more special, so I came to take a picture,' or something, that's really funny! ”

Everyone listened to her words, and all of them were full of black lines! What is Talent? That's talent! It's still a super talent!

Lele and they seriously doubt that these "five slap elder sisters" are really competent at work?

"Sister Siyu, what are you doing in the unit?" Sister Zeng asked suspiciously.

"I didn't do anything, I just ran errands every day." Sister Siyu said seriously.

"That's it! We got it! Everyone said in unison in understanding.

It's good that I'm just running errands, so as not to make a mistake! Everyone can't help but think: With the realistic spirit of thinking about my sister, it's okay to do some practical work, right? If you don't stay in the lab and do experiments, maybe it's suitable for her!

Regarding the identity photo of Sister Siyu, Lele remembers that the photos of his previous life were taken a little unrealistically.

ID photos are relatively strict! Just leak all your facial features! It's just that the skills of those photographers at this time are not good, and most of the people who take pictures are different from me! But they are all black and white photos, and in Lele's opinion, there is not much difference.

Lele's ID photo is not like herself, even if she takes it to the bank to open an account, people take her ID card and look at her for a long time, and then ask suspiciously:

"Is this your ID?"

Lele is also very depressed! Who made that photographer's technique so good? Where I sit, he can shine a picture of himself like someone else! Lele felt that the photographer was really sorry for her parents, otherwise she wouldn't have photographed her so differently from herself!

However, Lele remembers that when the second-generation ID card began to be processed, the requirements were even stricter! Because it is a color photo, there are also requirements for the clothes to be worn. Lele remembers the time when the seniors had to replace all their ID cards with second-generation ID cards. As soon as the unit received the notice from the issuing authority, the leaders of their units were very active, and as soon as they were notified, the leaders led everyone to collectively go to the issuing authority to take pictures and change their ID cards!

She still remembers that when a female colleague went to take pictures because she had dyed her hair, they said that her hair was not up to standard, and asked her to dye it back to black before taking pictures. And they have to wear the black clothes they have prepared there, and everyone has to comb their hair neatly and meticulously before they can take pictures! They were very depressed! But then I saw that everyone was wearing and taking photos like this, so I took them all like this.

It's just that after the ID card comes out, the effect of the photo on the ID card makes people feel very surprised, and the photo is too TMD bizarre! The black-and-white photos at least look like some of myself, and this color photo is directly genetically mutated!

At that time, Lele needed to handle things with her ID card, and she was basically questioned by others that her ID card was not her own! What made her even more depressed was that she had to have her ID card for 20 years before she could replace it! It's just that she hasn't waited for her ID card to be replaced, and she has already said goodbye in her past life! (To be continued)