Chapter 513: Fake Crazy Really Stupid Words
Back to Dongfeng Ke, Tang Jiaren was like a mouse, looking at Qiu Yuebai's room with thief eyebrows, seeing that it was pitch black, he thought he was asleep, so he secretly sighed, waved goodbye to Tang Buxiu and Ram Diao, and was about to drill into his own house.
Tang Buxiu suddenly spoke: "Mushrooms." ”
Tang Jiaren looked back at Tang Buxiu.
Tang Buxiu didn't speak, just reached out and touched her head and smiled at her.
The beautiful woman felt a little pain in her scalp, but she didn't care. Because, her heart became sad. She looked at Tang Buxiu and said in a low voice, "Hugh...... ”
Tang Buxiu bowed his head slightly and said, "Sleep." ”
Tang Jiaren reluctantly glanced at Tang Buxiu, turned around, and walked past the ram Diao Diao.
The ram Diao Diao suddenly raised his legs, and it was a kick according to Tang Jiaren's calf!
Tang Jiaren was in pain, snorted, covered her calf, and jumped on one leg.
The ram Diao Diao glared at the beauty coldly, flicked his sleeves, and went back to the house.
Tang Buxiu patted the beautiful woman on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Mushroom, the teacher once asked you to practice martial arts well, at least, in today's embarrassment, you can use martial arts to subdue people." You have asked, how do men get along with three wives and four concubines in their backyard? The teacher is now telling you that the way of the world and the etiquette are all on the side of men. If a woman resists, there is no place for her in this world. In the same way, if a woman is strong, a man is just an accessory. Those who disobey discipline will be beaten until they obey! ”
Tang Jiaren felt as if she had seen a window shining with bright stars.
Tang Buxiu continued: "Of course, the kind of woman that the teacher said is definitely not you. ”
Tang Jiaren was not convinced, and subconsciously asked: "Why not me?" ”
Tang Buxiu hooked the corners of his lips and said, "You can't even beat the ram Diao." I'm afraid that once you get up to eat more and occupy more, you will be gnawed to the point that there are no bones left. ”
Tang Jiaren shook, immediately pulled Tang Buxiu's sleeve, offered a sweet mouth, and said, "Hugh will protect me!" ”
Tang Buxiu smiled like a spring breeze and said, "I heard that the bone soup is very delicious. Rest assured, the teacher won't let you go wild. ”
Tang Jiaren shuddered, but was stunned to squeeze out a bright spring smile, and said, "I know that it is best to rest." Yawned, "Sleep." "I slipped back into the house, closed the door and bolted, and the action was done in one go. Leaned on the door and listened to the movement, but didn't see Tang Buxiu chasing after him, so he exhaled, turned around, and touched the bed.
Hiss...... I actually touched a leg!
Tang Jiaren withdrew her hand and said, "I am a serious person." It's not good for you to do this. ”
In the darkness, a voice full of banter sounded, "Mother is a serious person? I really didn't see it. ”
Tang Jia said: "The black light is blind, what can you see clearly?!" Go back to bed! ”
Zhan Cangqiong sat up from the bed and said, "Where did my mother go just now?" ”
Tang Jiaren replied fiercely: "You can also take care of your mother's affairs?!" Go to sleep! ”
Zhan Cangqiong suddenly rushed forward, hugged Tang Jiaren, and said, "Mother, I don't dare to sleep alone!" ”
Tang Jiaren was furious in her heart, and said secretly: I lost the backer before, and I was afraid of you, but now that the backer is back, you dare to pretend to be crazy and stupid, so you will keep going crazy!
Tang Jiaren slapped it down and said angrily: "I dare not sleep when I am so old?!" Will you marry a daughter-in-law in the future?! Can you still pass on the family to our family?! You unfilial son! The old lady will kill you today! Every time he scolded, he slapped it hard, and the battle sky was dizzy and angry.
Zhan Cang stood up straight, grabbed the beautiful woman's hand, and shouted, "Stop! ”
Tang Jiaren glared and said, "You yelled at me? You're yelling at you? You are so unfilial, my mother wants to find uncles to beat you! ”
In the darkness, the eyes of the war sky are faint like wolves.
Tang Jiaren shrunk her neck, straightened up again, and said fiercely: "Stare at me?!" Who gave you the guts?! "Retract your hand vigorously.
Zhan Cangqiong stared at the beauty, and said quietly: "After my mother has a dependence, I don't care about my son, and I don't have a little patience." What did my son do wrong, and he was abandoned by his mother?! ”
Tang Jiaren always felt that Zhan Cangqiong was pretending to be crazy and playing herself, which showed that he was so serious, and she was a little unsure. After thinking about it, she replied, "That's not what I said. Stretched out his finger and pointed to his stomach, and compared the height of Zhan Cang, "Zhan Cangqiong, do you really think I am your mother?" Don't you have a little bit of a trick on me? ”
Zhan Cangqiong took a deep breath, held back his anger and asked, "You are my mother, what is there to question?" Can't I even tell who my mother is?! ”
"Hiss......" The beautiful woman gasped, and she was really shocked. Listening to the meaning of Zhan Cang's words, he actually decided that she was a mother.
Zhan Cangqiong continued: "When I was four years old, you abandoned me for a man. My father said you jumped off a cliff and died, but I didn't believe it. I'm sure you'll come back to see me. After so many years, I finally believe that you are really not in the world, otherwise how can you be so ruthless and not see your own child? In the boning prison, I practiced and went crazy, and you stayed by my side and helped me escape from the cell. If it weren't for my mother's return, who would treat me like this? ”
Tang Jiaren was dumbfounded, and said after a while: "Don't you think I'm young?" ”
Zhan Cangqiong smiled: "My father once left a picture scroll, in which the person and the mother look like him. Presumably, the mother has a skill. ”
Tang Jiaren was really surprised this time. She never expected that she would look similar to the mother of the battle sky.
The beautiful woman asked, "What about the painting?" Show me. ”
Zhan Cang said: "In the War Demon Palace." If my mother wants to see it, go back with me. ”
The beauty said: "I'm not in a hurry to go back now, I have a chance in the future, I must see that painting." ”
Zhan Cang said: "How can there be no chance?" The War Demon Palace is our home, and we always have to go back. If it weren't for the search for his mother, he wouldn't have stayed here. How long will my mother be outside? ”
Tang Jiaren originally thought that Zhan Cangqiong was pretending to be crazy and stupid, but now it seems that madness may not be, stupidity is certain. Among them, there must be the credit of her two pokes. After getting along for a while, she really didn't think that Zhan Cangqiong was so ruthless. People in the rivers and lakes like to shout nonsense and arrange names for people everywhere. Hugh Xiu is such a lazy person, they can all say that he kills people without blinking, and the battle sky may just pose a little scary, they will say that he is the devil. Come to think of it, he was wronged enough.
Tang Jia's heart softened, and said, "My mother can't go back recently, and she has something very important to do." ”
Zhan Cang said: "If my mother has anything to deal with, leave it to my son." To plunder a few wonderful men...... ”
Tang Jiaren's eyes lit up instantly.
Zhan Cangqiong continued: "My son disagrees. ”
Tang Jiaren stretched out his hand and patted Zhan Tian's chest, and said, "Aren't you demon sects like to snatch beauties for fun?" Why do you start to look ahead now? ”
Zhan Cangqiong reminded: "It's our Demon Sect, not your Demon Sect. It's easy for our demon sect to rob beauties, but it's a little troublesome to rob beautiful men. After all, children don't like beautiful men. ”
Tang Jia said: "If your mother likes it, do you have the confidence to win a few uncles and rob people back?" ”
Zhan Cangqiong said: "If the few people who live here know the mother's plan, they must lie down and admit it as soon as they make a move." ”
Tang Jiaren was overjoyed: "Then try it." ”
Zhan Cang said: "The War Demon Palace is magnificent, and I don't want to be demolished." ”
Tang Jiaren sighed heavily and said, "You are like this, you really don't look like the Demon Sect Master. ”
Zhan Cangqiong asked, "How can you be like the Demon Sect Master?" ”
Tang Jiaren replied: "At the very least, you have to do nonsense." Whoever your mother has a crush on, you will plunder your mother. If he doesn't follow his mother's wishes, you will smoke him! Mother deceives men and you bully women, so that the name of the War Demon Palace spreads to all places, so that everyone who mentions the War Demon Palace is so scared that they have to pee twice! ”
Zhan Cang said: "Mother's ambition is ambitious. ”
Tang Jiaren sat on the bed, sighed heavily, and said: "Originally, my mother was also a simple mother, but now this situation is really not ruthless, unbreakable, and unbroken." Ay...... Mother is too kind to do evil. You said that you had a bad reputation for nothing, but you didn't do that kind of gnashing of teeth. Hating iron does not make steel, glaring at the sky.
Zhan Cangqiong also sat on the edge of the bed and said, "If my mother thinks that her son is not evil enough, why don't you go into battle in person?" ”
Tang Jiaren immediately waved his hand and said, "No." I still want to have a face. ”
The corners of Zhan Cangqiong's mouth twitched, and he said secretly: I really didn't see it.
Tang Jiaren took out the Night Pearl from her cuffs, played with it in her hand for a while, and said, "Originally, I was looking forward to tomorrow." Because every tomorrow means eating more, fresher, and tastier food. "Pout," I don't look forward to it so much today. ”
Zhan Cang said: "Why should my mother be trapped here, the great mountains and rivers can go around." Today, I heard from my subordinates that it is rumored that the owner of Qianqiong Building has a fruit the size of a fingernail in his hand, which is particularly attractive. If you have the opportunity, your mother may be able to taste it. ”
Tang Jiaren's eyes flashed darkly, but she said: "Entangled in mundane things, where can I go?" Besides, the fruit with big nails is worth looking for? Stop telling jokes. ”
Zhan Cangqiong hooked the corners of his lips and said, "It's the same." Where is my mother willing to leave here now? ”
Tang Jiaren smiled at the battle sky.
Zhan Cangqiong stood up and said, took out an object from his waist, handed it to the beauty, and said: "This pair of darts is the sharpest, so keep it for self-defense." ”
Tang Jiaren reached out to take it, "I originally had a good dagger...... Hiss...... ”
Just like the battle sky, darts are indeed sharp. As soon as the beautiful woman touched the dart, she was stabbed in the finger.
Zhan Cangqiong immediately took out a handkerchief, wiped the blood on the fingers of the beauty, and said, "It's careless." ”
Tang Jia said: "Who am I provoking with this finger?" In this moment, he was cut twice. ”
Zhan Cangqiong asked, "Who cut it?" ”
Tang Jiaren replied: "Meng Tianqing." He scratched my other hand and bleed. ”
Zhan Cangqiong said: "Mother, be careful. ”
Tang Jiaren shook his hand and said, "You have to be more careful." ”
Zhan Cangqiong tore off the handkerchief from the beauty's hand, put some golden medicine on it, and said, "Mother, rest for a while." Glancing out the window, "It's getting dawn." ”
Tang Jiaren kicked off her shoes, lay down directly on the bed, and said, "Well, I slept." ”
Zhan Cangqiong walked to the door, stood still, looked back at Tang Jiaren, and said, "My mother may not know that during the day, there was a woman named Qinghe who came to look for the owner of the endless door and was arranged to stay. ”
Tang Jiaren pulled the quilt over her body and closed her eyes.