Syllable!

"Your Majesty, is this crazy!!"

"...... Be careful, this is absolutely unacceptable. ......”

"I can't say it, I can't say what he did, how can I say it later!!"

"Mother's ......"

Bang Bang ......

"Eldest sister, smashing things to vent your anger, this is not like your style. ”

The door opened, and a few wisps of new leaf fragrance immediately poured into the room with the fragrance of warm red flowers, and then fell into a very pleasing green shadow, and behind her, there was a fairy servant kneeling on the ground.

"Lord Mushen," seeing the person who came, Huaizhi Yixi, who was originally busy silencing his master, was overjoyed, and before he could do the ceremony, he asked Mu Fanshu for help, "Your Excellency, you are finally here." The servant is clumsy and clumsy, and she is really ...... Adults, let's persuade the mother!"

“...... Eldest sister. ”

After calling out this voice lightly, Mu Fanshu slowly lowered his eyes to avoid the eldest sister's eager and fiery gaze, and fell silent.

Huaizhi was shocked.

The slender jade hand that trembled and grabbed the glass cup in both ears trembled a few times, and after a while, Hua Shaowen, the queen of heaven, said with difficulty: "This matter ...... There's no room for manoeuvre, is there?"

Mu Fanshu was silent for a moment and said, "Yes." Let him go. ”

Hand up and down, crushed.

"...... Lord Mushen, what are you ......talking about, what do you mean by him, let His Majesty take a mortal as a concubine, a mortal is just a mortal, and it's still a ...... And it's another ...... And the mother has ...... Alas, what is this!

Huaizhi looked left and right, and his hands and feet were in a mess in his heart, but he still subconsciously helped Hua Shaowen to sit on the brocade by the screen, and poured tea for her back, and said: "Niangniang, you must be calm, don't be angry." Things haven't been figured out yet, and it's not worth it if you get angry first. Maybe Your Majesty has his own reasons for doing this, or maybe he has other plans, or maybe he is just interested in three quarters of an hour,......"

Hua Shaowen sneered: "Then you tell Benhou: What is his trouble? What is his plan? What is his interest for a while, how many are he still interested in? Three moments of heat, when will it end? Please Huaizhi, tell me." ”

Tell me she didn't even claim to be.

"Mother's ......"

However, apart from this sentence, Huaizhi had nothing to say. At this time, she realized how wise the two sentences of Lord Mujin's "eldest sister" and "let him go" were - the relationship between the emperor and the queen could not be changed now, and what was the use of letting others comfort her ears.

Sure enough, Hua Shaowen calmed down a little bit of resentment, then closed her eyes and said, "I want to be alone." ”

The meaning couldn't be more obvious, she couldn't listen to anyone's advice.

When Huaizhi walked out of the room step by step, he closed the door, and Mu Fanshu was already frowning quietly outside the room with two eyebrows. People in the world say, "The seven tricks are exquisite, and the fairy wood is cold and unreachable." "Could it be that the Seven Tricks are as exquisite as the Lord Wood God, and there are times when there is nothing to be done?

Huaizhi sighed: "My lord, are we really helpless?"

Mu Fanshu leaned his head back on the vermilion pillar, and said softly, "Huaizhi, go and bring Mu Fang." ”

Huaizhi: "But at this hour, I'm afraid His Royal Highness is still sleeping...... Be. ”

Huaizhi understood early this time, the adult is afraid that the mother will not be able to think about it, and he will use the little palace in the swaddling clothes to sober up the mother's mind, after all, if it is not a last resort, no mother in the world will really bear to abandon the young child. Thinking about the situation of the queen of heaven in the future, she couldn't help but say in her heart: "With such a status, such a wife, and such a child, what is he not satisfied with, what else does he have to toss for three days!"

Thinking like this, she finally couldn't help but read it out, "Your Majesty has been getting more and more nonsense recently. ”

Mu Fanshu glanced at her casually, although it was careless, but it really made Huaizhi, who had already turned half of his body and wanted to leave, his heart jump, and then instinctively turned back to Mu Fanshu and saluted in fear: "The maid is speechless." Damn it. I beg Lord Kigami to rebuke ......"

Mu Fanshu: "What are you still grinding here? Could it be that you want His Royal Highness to come over by himself?"

Huaizhi was stunned for a moment, and soon saluted again: "Yes, yes, the maid will go immediately." Not daring to linger any longer, she fled as if she had been pardoned.

Escaping to the end of the corridor, she was still in a trance of disbelief:

I said such a rebellious thing!

Lord Kigami forgave me for saying such a rebellious thing!

Lord Wood God actually forgave me for saying such a rebellious thing in front of so many immortal servants!

God, I must be dreaming!

Isn't she the most loyal ruler in heaven and on earth?

Isn't she the most intolerant of criticizing the Emperor behind her back in heaven and on earth?

Didn't she once demote the two generals guarding the South Heavenly Gate because they privately said that the Emperor of Heaven was mediocre and incompetent?

Around the corner, Huaizhi couldn't help but peek sideways.

The morning glow was in full swing, and the gold-like light lit up on the soft skirt that almost hung down to the ground, naturally plated, faintly blooming with bright stars. Red walls, green clothes, golden sunlight, doors and windows, visually such extremely bright and challenging and impactful colors appear around her at the same time, not only do not feel the natural gaudy, but make people's eyes suddenly brighten, as if these three colors should be matched like this, is the most beautiful scenery in the world.

Huaizhi unconsciously moved her eyes upward, wanting to see the face of the owner of the skirt at this moment, but before she reached her knees, she felt two hot and cold gazes slowly throwing at her, and her heart jumped again, as if someone had discovered that she had desecrated some holy relic, she hurriedly took a big step and disappeared around the corner.

However, what did Lord Wood God think motionlessly?

What do you think?

Xiang Huaizhi's sentence is right - Your Majesty has been making more and more nonsense recently.

An hour ago, on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today, this emperor wants to announce a happy event. ”

As soon as these words came out, the hall, which was filled with a bunch of cumbersome and complicated affairs, was indeed full of joy. "Dare to ask Your Majesty, where does the joy come from?" "Yes, Your Majesty, please speak quickly." "Please say it, please say it. ”

The handsome young man on the golden throne smiled, supported his jaw with one hand, and then looked at the immortal gods in the hall and said solemnly: "This emperor will accept a new concubine." ”

Wow! The hall is even more happy.

You must know that His Majesty has been the emperor for nearly two thousand years, and there are many concubines in the harem, but none of them are included by him willingly, either the beautiful gifts offered by the immortal clans when he ascended to the emperor, or the means of marriage forced by the war to win over the military regime, or his only elder, the holy aunt, is a matchmaker and pushes his "good nephew" , but there are exceptions, for example, Concubine Red Feather first pushed His Majesty down and conceived the dragon seed and then was included in the harem, for example, the Queen of Heaven was first pushed down by His Majesty who was drunk and pregnant with the dragon seed, and then was canonized due to the powerful power of the Wood Spirit God Clan. Wait a minute.

Naturally, no one dared to say these things in front of the person concerned, and now the Emperor of Heaven listened to it, "Congratulations to Your Majesty for a good match!" "Congratulations to Your Majesty for taking the beautiful woman into your arms!" "Your Majesty is benevolent, and God is a good match!"

The Emperor of Heaven nodded and took it.

Next, Si Lijun said officially: "Your Majesty, may I ask which fairy you want to accept as a concubine?"

The Emperor of Heaven was surprised and said: "Hey, haven't you heard of Xianqing, this person has nothing to do with fairies, but is a mortal." ”

The palace was silent and sighed.

The celebrant said calmly: "It's not a mortal." As long as she devotes herself to cultivation and is dedicated to goodness, it is appropriate to be a concubine when she is ranked in the immortal class one day. ”

The Emperor chuckled, "No, it's a butcher. ”

Sigh.

Si Li was stunned for a moment, and continued to say calmly: "As long as it's not a butcher, it's okay to be a butcher." When she dies, she will suffer some sins in the underworld, carefully adjust the reincarnation of several lifetimes to atone for her sins, and she can also be good again, rank in the immortal class, and then be crowned a concubine. ”

The Emperor of Heaven smiled again: "He is a man. ”

The palace was in an uproar.

Si Li stared at a pair of small eyes that had never been wider than ever, "this, this" for a long time, and there was nothing to say.

The Emperor of Heaven also smiled: "What should I do? This emperor really fell in love with that man at first sight." ”

"Your Majesty!" the white-bearded immortal Weng shouted in a trembling voice, and came out of the line to salute, "Your Royal Highness has just passed the full moon, and you still need your example and earnest teachings, you must not be willful and careless of Lunchang, Your Majesty!"

Jade Butterfly said slightly: "Your Majesty, Eldest Princess Rui, she can call your father emperor for two hundred years, how can she bear it if she suddenly changes like this?"

"Your Majesty, it's only been three years since the Queen of Heaven stayed in the Fuhua Palace!"

I don't know who roared this voice, but it doesn't matter who roars, it doesn't matter what it roars, the important thing is that the one on the throne doesn't seem to want to hear anything, and keeps shaking his head as if his ears are in water, and his attitude is very resolute.

He occasionally winked at the tangled shake on his face, but he didn't say a word more than that.

Seeing this scene, the white-bearded immortal Weng was heartbroken: "Your Majesty, Shaking Light is the seventh monarch of the Nine Dipper Star Palace, and his status is extremely noble, no matter how much you like a man, you must not beat his idea, Your Majesty!"

As if he was stuffed with a dead fly in his mouth in public, the Emperor of Heaven immediately straightened his eyes and mouth, put aside the topic of shaking light, and returned to the topic: "Immortals, don't waste your tongues. The matter of taking the butcher as a concubine, Bendi has made up his mind and will never change it. Date, choose a nearby auspicious day to complete. Let's all step aside. ”

"Your Majesty stays!" General Nande was angry and angry, and said, "Your Majesty, regardless of whether the mortal is male or female, what his appearance and virtue are, just one thing, the butcher I's hands are stained with countless blood, and the killing is very heavy, how can he go to heaven immediately......"

"Xianqing!" The Emperor of Heaven got up, raised his hand to straighten the sleeves of his robe, and said solemnly, "The love of all things has nothing to do with their origin and occupation, Xianqing looks down on the butcher like this, is it too superficial?"

Nande was even more angry: "Your Majesty's concubine, it is related to the system of the Heavenly Realm and the ethics of the Five Realms, how can it be a child's play? Your Majesty, as the co-master of the Five Realms, should set an example and guide Gangchang!"

The Emperor of Heaven understood: "Well, this emperor even understands, but he just can't do it." Therefore, Xianqing didn't need to persuade again, so the matter was settled. ”

Before the words fell, Nande suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and then stretched out his right palm, and actually conjured up a sword in his hand and pointed directly at the Heavenly Emperor: "Your Majesty, you are forcing Xiaoxian!"

"Nande......!

The immortals were suddenly in chaos, and they wanted to step forward to grab the sword, but they saw that the bright sword blade suddenly turned, straight to Nande's throat, Nande said: "Your Majesty, the little fairy admonishes with death, and the mortal butcher must not be accepted as a concubine!"

The immortals and gods suddenly fell silent, each with a ghost, some of them peeked at the emperor with their eyes, some secretly praised Nande for his heroic and brave three times, and some shook their heads and sighed to express their helplessness, and even more, they did not shy away from looking up directly at the four gods of wood, birds, insects, and beasts sitting on both sides of the emperor's throne.

The bird god took the lead in coughing lightly, got up and said in all directions: "Everyone, calculate the time, the grandson of my fourth family should wake up, and the god must go back to see it immediately." Be one step ahead. Before the words fell, he got up and flashed.

The insect god smiled behind him: "Uncle Bird, are you rushing home to ask for milk for your grandson, running so fast!? Ah, speaking of eating, Benshen suddenly feels so hungry!

Beast God...... Didn't come, the seats were empty.

So the ardent eyes of the immortals turned to the wood god.

Lord Mushen reliably did not run, and said, "Your Majesty." ”

Shocked, Nande's sword almost slipped and slit his throat, "Lord Wood God!!"

Suffering from the reprimand, Mu Fanshu didn't mind at all, and smiled kindly: "I'm sorry everyone, I've never been very good at it. But there is one thing I know in my heart, there are not a few who are good at breaking sleeves in the Five Realms, both openly and secretly, and everyone has turned a blind eye, so everyone is in charge of their own affairs, and we should not use His Majesty's identity to restrain his behavior at all, including...... Well, you get the idea. ”

Understand?

Absolutely. Lord Wood God, you are such a "wonderful person" who is loyal to the monarch and loves the monarch and protects the monarch, and none of the people present are the immortal gods who ascended on the first day, who doesn't understand!!

The Heavenly Emperor broke the deadlock coldly: "Since Mu Shenqing has said so, the immortals will also look at it." But Nande," said in a gloomy tone, "why don't you go deeper with your sword and make a real 'advice to death', maybe Bendi can also think about your advice a little,......"

"Your Majesty!" Mu Fanshu said, "I have said it. ”

Heavenly Emperor: "Okay, this emperor is wrong, don't say it." Scold. ”

"Abolish the Emperor!" Xiaoxian proposed, abolish the Emperor immediately!" Coldly, he shook the light and stood up, and shouted.

The shocked immortals complained no longer complained, the angry ones were not angry, the refuted ones did not refute, and even the "dead admonishment" Nande did not admonish, and threw away the sword in his hand with a bang, and burst out a word to the shaking light in unison, "Get out of !!"

Shaking the light and dumb, he obediently rolled out of the main hall, which made the immortals sigh and coax.

Things have come to this point, if the immortals can't count how many abacus beads there are in the stomach of the Emperor of Heaven, I'm afraid that they won't have to find a job in this ninefold heaven, jump off the degrading immortal platform as soon as possible, and find a good person to reincarnate and rebuild.

The hall was silent.

The Emperor of Heaven was extremely "angry" and said: "What did he say? Isn't it good for Emperor Ben to treat him? Isn't it good for Emperor Ben to treat the Nine Dipper Star Palace? Isn't it good for Emperor Ben to treat all the immortals present? Emperor Ben has reigned for 2,000 years, so he is worthy of it...... Belch. Worthy of it...... Belch. Worthy of the middle...... Ahem, then again, don't you really think about shaking the light?"

In unison, he said, "Don't think about it!"

Nande Yin and Yang said in a strange manner: "Your Majesty, rest assured, the mountains are edgeless, the heavens and the earth are combined, and we will never abolish the emperor." ”

Emperor: "...... Oh, that's good, that's good, that's good. Ah, where did you just go?"

Si Le Lady: "Back to Your Majesty, I said, 'Just choose a good day and an auspicious day nearby.'" ’”

The Emperor of Heaven quickly regained his seriousness: "Yes, extremely. The days are still up to the celebrants, and the emperor has only one request: the sooner the better. The next step is to get married. How is this man going to be brought to heaven? Robbery, no, this emperor is not a robber. Deception? Is it inappropriate, this emperor is not a mortal deception. Hmm, then move it with affection and reason, you must send a nether who can speak well, but you don't have to think about it, this emperor is so noble and suave, even if he knocks people out and forcibly captures them, he is not afraid that he will look down on this emperor as a mortal. Ladies and gentlemen, do you think this is the reason?"

You Xianqing have already been "robbed", "deceived", "knocked out and forcibly captured" a few big words smashed all over the stars, dare to say for a long time, in this relationship, His Majesty the Noble Emperor is currently pure wishful thinking and unrequited love.

Si Li said in a daze: "What's the matter with the Tianshu Star God?

Si Le said with a smile: "Where is the star, it is clear that the cage of Uncle Bird's pocket gray finch is not closed, and Hula is flying here." Listen, there's still a sound, well, fluttering, fluttering. ”

Nande hurriedly said: "What kind of birdsong! Didn't you see the white-bearded fairy falling to the ground convulsing and foaming at the mouth? Hold it down and don't let him flutter! Ah, go and ask the ear medicine king to come over for treatment! Oh, by the way, carry the deputy stretcher!"

Jade Butterfly: "What kind of medicine monarch please, isn't there a medicine king-like figure here?" Lord Wood God! Lord Wood God, you...... You're here...... My lord, how ?...... immortal is like him"

Mu Fanshu twisted out a piece of three-leaf tail summer from his sleeve, made it into powder, and then sprinkled it lightly on the face of the white beard, only to see that the green powder had not been stained with a star on the white beard's skin, and it had disappeared in the blink of an eye.

This is the medicine that has been used for white beard.

When the convulsions gradually stopped, Bai Xu also fell into a deep coma, and without commanding, he immediately trotted into the two immortal soldiers and carried Bai Xu out of the main hall one by one, and went straight to the Medicine Monarch's Mansion.

The immortals breathed a sigh of relief at this time.

Although Nande's "persuasion with death" is said to be as many as three or five times, but the white-bearded fairy Weng was so angry that he convulsed on the spot is really the first time in two thousand years, to be honest, there are thousands of times more outrageous things than this, for example, the carp fairy on the first day of ascension just stepped into the Lingxiao Palace, and suddenly turned around and rushed to the Xiantai and jumped down, for example, one of the sixteen optimus pillars of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall suddenly broke half of the temple and collapsed, smashing several immortals, such as the jade butterfly was suddenly born prematurely when the temple gave birth to a child and then was stillborn.

There are countless such incidents.

Naturally, these are all the actions of the Emperor of Heaven, and his purpose is self-evident - he doesn't want to be the Emperor of Heaven anymore, he always has been.

Most of the immortals in the heavenly realm don't care who sits on the throne of the Heavenly Emperor, anyway, there is a wood god, no matter how good the Heavenly Emperor is, no matter how stupid the Heavenly Emperor is, it can't be bad. It's just that I don't know what the wood god is more true, people obviously don't want to do it, but she insists on helping, no matter how the emperor of heaven tosses in the past two thousand years, she has played a round for him every time to resolve the conflict, and has repeatedly leveled a monstrous turmoil in Wulan, turning the corruption of the emperor into more decay, until today, the emperor of heaven said that "the good of broken sleeves" is still an embarrassing affair of either robbing, cheating, or knocking out the forced captivity.

As Mu Shen said to herself, she has never been very good at love, it seems that the Emperor of Heaven is pinching her weakness this time and wants to make a big fuss.

Heavenly Emperor: "What do the immortals think of this emperor?"

Jade Butterfly: "Your Majesty, the immortals are waiting for you to give an explanation." ”

Jade Butterfly loves and hates clearly, which is very different from her greedy snake husband Jun Worm God, because of the heartache of the premature birth of the treasure hall, she and the Emperor of Heaven can be said to have a deep blood feud of killing the child, and she is always looking forward to pulling him off the throne and killing him with a knife.

She's not stupid.

Regardless of whether the king kills the king or not, it will affect the mother and husband clan, which are not strong. She didn't want to live, and she couldn't ignore the lives of her relatives in both races.

Emperor: "Confess? Oh, yes, yes. Speaking of which, I am not afraid of the jokes of the immortals, Bendi thinks that this slaughter ...... Yes, he has a name, called Su Luo, Bendi thinks that Su Luo is not a matter of one day or two, alas, torment, difficult, as the days are long, the emperor can't stand it, and he will meet him one day through the dream of Zhou Gong, how can I say that there is a poem? First, it is better not to meet, so you can not fall in love. Second, it's better not to know each other, so that you don't love each other. Third, the best ...... Best...... Ahem, Shang Shui, what's the best for the third?

Shang Shui, the personal attendant of the Emperor of Heaven, said: "Back to Your Majesty, the third ......"

Jade Butterfly interrupted him and said, "Your Majesty, what the immortals want is not this explanation. ”

Emperor: "Oh?"

Oh what, oh, forcing General Nande to die, so angry that the white-bearded fairy fell to the ground and twitched and foamed, isn't this enough to give an explanation? But the best explanation is "Bendi is not making trouble", "Bendi is not accepting the butcher as a concubine, okay?" and so on.

However......

Heavenly Emperor: "This Emperor doesn't think it's ......"

Mu Fanshu smiled: "Your Majesty, I don't know which immortal official you arranged to meet Concubine Su Luo in the lower realm?"

Immortals: "Ga, Lord Wood God!!"

Not to mention whether the Emperor of Heaven has true feelings for Su Luo or is used for drama, just accepting a butcher as a male concubine is enough for the saliva of the Five Realms to wipe out the Emperor's chastity and virtue, and there will never be a day of return. But Lord Mujin actually responded?

Is it a plan for a plan?

Could it be that the sound is attacking the west?

Could it be that he borrowed a donkey from the slope...... No, no, no, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is definitely not a donkey!

That's definitely not what I said!!

Heavenly Emperor Mu said: "Which one...... Immortal officials have not yet been arranged. ”

Mu Fanshu: "Since it is a male concubine, the greeter must avoid suspicion, it is for the female fairy, what does Your Majesty think of Si Le?"

It's an unlucky errand. Si Le hurriedly said, "Trees...... Cough, Lord Wood God, Xiaoxian has a humble identity and lacks ability,......"

The Heavenly Emperor suddenly smiled and said, "Excellent. ”

Mu Fanshu: "So when?"

Heavenly Emperor: "The sooner the better." ”

Immortals: "......"