Chapter 135. Hit it off
Su Huan looked at Chu Yunfei with a crying and laughing expression, and then said angrily: "How can I guess it's you?" How many people in the world can catch me? After all, there are not many people in the whole capital who can find me. Ye Huan is one, because he has a dog nose, as long as it is someone he has seen, even if he escapes to the ends of the earth, he can find out again, and no matter how clever his disguise technique is, he can't deceive him. But he definitely won't come to me for trouble. The one who likes to tease me so much, and likes to be nosy, is of course Chu Gongzi. And you, all you can say, are no longer human! ”
"Huh? Are you scolding me? Chu Yunfei glared at Su Huan helplessly.
"Haha...... You're not a human, you're half a god! I never thought that there could be a strange person like you in this world, obviously like other people in the world, but with a pair of eyes, two ears, a nose, and a mouth, nothing more than others, at most a little more handsome than me, why do you have such unexpected ability? If you didn't have the ability to be a prophet of the unknown, how could you catch me every time? And every time you get the stolen goods? Is there something special about you that can help you? Su Huan had a bright smile on his face, and he didn't look ready to run away.
Who doesn't like to be touted, especially by someone who is as strong as themselves? Chu Yunfei smiled bitterly and pinched the jade plaque and looked at it twice, and said lightly: "Everyone knows that your kung fu is first-class, but I didn't expect that your kung fu is so powerful, I'm afraid that if you continue to praise it like this, Chang'e in the sky will be deceived by you." It is rumored that since the last defeat, you plan to wash your hands of gold, I thought you would live your own life in peace, but why did you steal this jade pendant? ”
"Hey, hey, Chu Yunfei, Chu Daxia! Look at you as a handsome person, how can you speak so unpleasantly? Where am I stealing, is it 'stealing'? Sven, don't always say such rude words. And I declare that this time I am definitely not 'plagiarizing', just borrowing. I'm just borrowing it for a day or two, and I'll return it again. What kind of gold basin to wash hands, that's what only rich people can do, if I really have a basin made of gold to wash my hands, where can I still use it to mix in the rivers and lakes? Su Huan stretched out his hand and prepared to snatch back the jade pendant from Chu Yunfei's hand.
For a person like Su Huan, stealing may have become a pleasure in life for him, or a harmless joke, after all, the targets he targets are those who are unkind to the rich, and what's even more wonderful is that if the things he likes are just ordinary people's homes, he will return them inexplicably every time. Because of this, although officials and thieves are opposing forces, Chu Yunfei has a little sympathy for Su Huan. He shone the jade in his hand at the sun, and an exaggerated smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Oh, you are also a rare strange person in the world, you said that you borrowed it, so have you ever said hello to the owner of the thing?" And...... Your eyesight is not as clever as rumored by the outside world, and such an inferior piece of jade is also worthy of your own action? ”
"What? Isn't this the best mutton fat white jade? How can it be worth tens of thousands of taels of silver? How could it be ......" Su Huan took the piece of jade from Chu Yunfei's hand with a look of disbelief, and with just one glance, he couldn't help but scream: "Oh my God, I'm also a person who often walks by the river, but I didn't expect to get my shoes wet this time." When did it become popular to wear this kind of fake in Beijing? It looks like it's mutton fat white jade, and I thought I had picked up a treasure. Unexpectedly, this is an ordinary Tianshan jade, which is definitely not mutton fat white, this color is white with gray, and it is the most worthless. I thought it was a rich man, but I didn't think that this thing was just used for window dressing. ”
"It's still early, why don't I invite you to Fanlou for a meal? Just enough to return this piece of jade to its original owner. Chu Yunfei grabbed Su Huan's hand without saying anything.
Su Huan frowned helplessly, and said with a wicked smile: "Now I'm really a little worried about why I wasn't born as a woman." Legend has it that as long as a woman is caught by Chu Gongzi, she will never let go easily. Oops......"
Chu Yunfei's body deviated slightly, and Su Huan, who pretended to be weak and boneless, restrained his body at the moment when his body was about to fall. Is he clearly cheating? Chu Yunfei grabbed his shoulder helplessly, and said lightly: "Okay, I'm also glad that you are not a woman, otherwise, I wouldn't have time to escape." Let's hurry up. ”
Everything is in the imagination, Fan Lou has already made a fuss, and the person who inadvertently lowered his head and found that his jade pendant was suddenly missing a piece screamed, shouting that his jade pendant was missing and wanted to be searched. Naturally, there are rich people who come and go here, and who wants to be insulted like this? For a while, the upstairs was very lively, and there were even people on the side who kept fanning the flames.
See how you end? Chu Yunfei had a good look on his face, it was naturally impossible to search his body, but I am afraid that he would not be able to sit still here. He knew that Su Huan was a food-lover, if he didn't have this mouthful, would he be willing?
Su Huan winked at him, stepped to the window and said loudly: "Oh, it's really seeing, how can a good horse grow two heads?" ”
"Where? Where? "The people who were still watching the excitement upstairs crowded to the window, and no one wanted to miss this rare human wonder. For a while, the bejeweled son who had lost his jade pendant was squeezed aside by the crowd.
At such a moment of lightning and thunder, Su Huan's figure almost flashed to the young man's side, and before the person was still annoyed by the sudden excitement, the jade pendant had already hung back on his waist again. All of this was almost done in the blink of an eye, and even Chu Yunfei didn't see clearly how Su Huan did it.
When everyone came back to their senses, the young man wanted to open his mouth to continue to say something, but his hand casually touched his jade pendant: "Huh? How...... Still here? Didn't you lose it? ”
"And, do you know how to count? Didn't you lose it and still shouting here? Are you afraid that others will not know that you have money? There was a burst of laughter from the crowd.
"The next time you go out, don't dress yourself up like a monkey, don't think that wearing all your belongings on your body is a person with status." Of course, Su Huan did not miss this opportunity to make a fuss on the side.
And that person's face became more and more ugly, and he finally fled in the laughter of everyone!