The white tiger trembled with anger, but there was nothing he could do about him. \\。 QВ5, cǒm// The gods are all taboo about his sea hook, no one dares to make the first move, the scene is frozen there for a while, no one speaks, no one moves.

Teng Snake took the opportunity to touch the wound on his back, and the tip of Fang Su's knife pierced, although the stab was not deep, but it was also very painful, he was dyed with blood on his hand, and he couldn't help but be angry, and scolded: "A thief who doesn't have long eyes!" Dare to prick you! It's the other way around! ”

Di Su was burned all over the body, lying on the ground and humming, but fortunately it was not fatal, and when he heard Teng Snake scolding him, he couldn't care about any respectful rules for a while, and said: "A beast that doesn't have long eyes!" It's so hot that Lao Tzu is blistering! The rules of the heavenly realm are not worth bullshit in your eyes! ”

Teng Snake said angrily: "What kind of bullshit rules will you and Lao Tzu drag on!" Why didn't you think of the rules when you cut people! ”

"You can see with wide dog eyes! Is Lao Tzu going to cut you? It was obviously ordered by the White Emperor! ”

Di Su showed no weakness, and roared louder than him.

The more they scolded, the more they became more and more vigorous, and they quarreled fiercely. Wuzhiqi wanted to laugh when he heard it, and with a bang, he stuck the Cehai hook upside down on the ground, sat down, took out a pear in his arms, and took out a pear, and took a big bite, eating so comfortably. Everyone looked at him blankly, and Teng Snake and the two forgot to quarrel.

"Huh?" Wu Zhiqi wiped the juice from his mouth, looked up innocently, and said, "Keep going!" Leave me alone! Eat pears only. ”

The sweet aroma of pears spread, and to these celestial immortals, it was more enticing than any taste, because they had never eaten human food. Suzaku stared at the snow-white pear meat in a daze, without blinking his eyes, and Kakujuku covered his mouth. To prevent saliva from flowing out, even the most dignified white tiger can't take his eyes off it.

Wuzhiqi only gnawed the pear until he could no longer gnaw on the small kernel, and then threw it out satisfied. Touched his mouth. When he raised his eyes and saw that everyone was looking at him, he wondered, "What." Haven't seen a pear before? No way! The heavenly realm is so barren! ”

Teng Snake coughed and whispered, "Yes... It's just that... It doesn't taste at all. ”

He grabbed Wuzhiqi and cheekily asked him for fruit to eat: "Is there anything else?" Share me one! ”

Wu Zhiqi was helplessly entangled by him, and pulled out a wrapped cloth from his arms, and many fruits fell out of his bones. But it's peaches, plums, apricots... No one could have imagined that he actually had so many fruits in his arms, and they were all stunned. Teng Snake grabbed a peach and nibbled it, and the Suzaku on the side was not coveted, and muttered, "You... You two, will you eat all of it? ”

Wuzhi Qi sighed, glanced at those greedy immortals, and said with a smile: "Naturally, you can't finish eating." Why do the noble and holy immortals also ask me, a sinner, to eat of the fruit? ”

Suzaku was robbed by him, a little annoyed. Turned his face and never spoke again. Baihu also felt that it was unsightly for a group of people to stare at the place where people were eating, so he brushed his hair and planned to sit aside for a nap. Adjust your posture that was not very graceful due to the fight just now.

Suddenly there was a sound of wind behind her ears, and she hurriedly raised her hand to scoop it up—but it was two big bright red peaches. Looking back in astonishment. Wuzhi Qi grinned at her, revealing a mouth full of white teeth: "Please." Sister White Tiger. ”

I don't want to—she was tempted to refuse coldly, to maintain her usual elegant image, but the snake next to her ate it too deliciously, and the sweet aroma of the fruit was simply something she had never enjoyed. No wonder before they went down to earth, the White Emperor had to tell them not to be greedy for mortal food, everyone thought that the food in the mortal world had miasma and the immortal power was damaged, but they were afraid that they would not be able to resist such temptation.

Appetite, both men and women, are temptations experienced by mortals. The desire of men and women is nothing, but this appetite is not as obvious as the defense of men and women, and they are inadvertently tempted, but it is more terrible than the desire of men and women.

In front of everyone, the white tiger couldn't help but tear off a piece of the peach skin, and the sweet juice suddenly flowed into her hand, and the taste was simply unable to resist the unprecedented temptation. She took a slow bite, only to feel the sweetness and fragrance, and couldn't bear it anymore, and stuffed the whole peach in her mouth—of course, the result was choking.

Seeing that her face was colorless and in a hurry, Suzaku quickly slapped her the back, and a whole peach that had only been bitten fell from her mouth to the ground with a pop, and the white tiger's face turned red, and after a while it became miserable again, this time she was embarrassed and lost, and she froze there and didn't dare to move.

Wuzhiqi sighed and said, "You're not a snake, how can you swallow it raw?" What do you do with teeth? ”

The white tiger was silent, shoved another peach into Suzaku's hand, turned his face and sat far away, never to come back again. Suzaku was flattered and so busy that he was reluctant to tear the skin, so he ate the peaches in three or two bites.

Seeing that he was eating sweetly, Wuzhi Qi couldn't help laughing, shook the wrapper, and the fruit bones rolled to the ground, saying, "Come!" Fight is fighting, eat fruit and eat fruit! One person, Lao Tzu is very generous, right? ”

Everyone hesitated for a moment, and when they saw that Teng Snake was eating sweetly, and Suzaku was also endlessly aftertasted, they finally hugged and divided the fruit. Wu Zhiqi smiled: "Poor and pitiful! Even these most ordinary fruits can be eaten sweetly, and if you eat mortal food, don't you even swallow your tongue? Kakusu said strangely while nibbling on apricots: "What kind of food is there in the mortal world?" ”

This happened to be asked in the heart of the earth, and he immediately said all the delicacies he had eaten in the past few years, one would be the light and sweet seafood, and the other would be the exquisite and delicious stewed soup.

"But in this mortal world, the best thing is wine. It's not at all the same grade as the tasteless white water here! You have been immortals for so long, if you don't even know the taste of fine wine, you have lived in vain! ”

Teng Snake said foaming at the mouth, in the exclamation of everyone, the atmosphere of the fight had long disappeared without a trace, the fairies and monsters traitor Qingliu sat together, reverie about the food in the mortal world, eager to sneak to the lower realm immediately to taste the wonderful taste of dreams.

Wu Zhiqi continued to dig in his sleeve, and actually pulled out a small wine jar for him. As soon as the seal was removed, the intoxicating fragrance immediately dispersed with the wind, and in an instant. Everyone's eyes were on it.

He lifted the jar and said with a smile: "Take the thirst quenching ground on the road." The best daughter red, who wants to taste it? ”

Teng Snake was the first to pounce and was kicked away by him: "Get out!" It's not much, but it's not your share! ”

Wu Zhiqi threw the wine jar to Suzaku and continued to smile: "Taste a Suzaku and hesitantly pick it up." I raised my head and took a small sip, only to feel that a flame had been poured into my mouth, and my face changed drastically, almost spurting out. He stiffened his neck and swallowed hard, and was about to scold them for deceiving, but who knew that there seemed to be soft cotton hidden in the fire, and it melted away one after another, and a mellow and hot feeling instantly hit his brain, such a taste. I haven't seen it in my life, but it's really amazing.

He exclaimed, "Good thing! Then he threw the wine jar to the white tiger who was sitting far away, "You taste it!" ”

The white tiger had a big ugly appearance before. I wanted to leave quietly while everyone was not paying attention, but Suzaku handed her the wine jar. She had to tilt her head and take a sip. It doesn't taste bad. She couldn't help but smile, her color was more beautiful than spring flowers. Raising Hao's wrist, he threw the wine jar to the lying on the ground and couldn't move, and said, "Here you go!" ”

The jar of wine was taken by these immortals one by one, and it was quickly drunk, and Teng Snake easily waited for each of them to take a sip, then reached out and grabbed it, and raised his neck to get rid of all the last wine, who knew that after the jar was turned over, not even a drop of wine flowed down, and it was all drunk by them.

He threw the jar away in frustration and said, "You has no conscience! Good things never think of others! ”

Wu Zhiqi touched his chin, smiled very weirdly, and said in a low voice: "When you look back, you will know that Lao Tzu is the best person in the world." ”

When the fruit was eaten and the wine was drunk, the gods blushed and burped, and continued to trouble them. Kakujuku stammered, "None... Wuzhiqi, we eat your stuff and drink... Your wine, don't... I thought that was it! Come on, let's move on... Fight for 300 rounds! ”

Teng Snake frowned and said: "The mouth of eating people is short, the hands of people are short, you are full of food and drink, you are embarrassed to say this!" ”

Kakujuku glared, "It's the same thing... It's all the same! Not to be confused! At most, I'll go up first, and I'll just have a wheel battle! He jumped up, flipped his palms, and grabbed Wu Zhiqi's shoulder.

Wu Zhiqi smiled at the corner of his mouth, and he didn't move, as if he had given up resistance and captured it with them. There was a burst of ecstasy, changing the beat to poking, the five fingers together, flashing a metallic cold light, at a glance, it was an extremely sharp weapon, and it poked straight into his heart. Halfway through the poke, his eyes suddenly blurred and murmured, "Strange... My head is dizzy! ”

Before he finished speaking, he heard a "poof", and he had already fallen to the ground and fainted.

The gods were all shocked, and they jumped up one after another, followed by like dumplings, and the popping sound was endless, and after a while, a piece fell down, leaving only Wuzhi Qi and Teng Snake sitting there.

"Huh? What's going on? Teng Snake was surprised and delighted, and kicked Jiaosu with his foot, and he was kicked over, his cheeks were red, and he was full of wine, and he slept very sweetly. Most of the fallen immortals were drunk and didn't know what kind of dreams they were having.

Wuzhiqi stood up slowly, scooped up the swarthy and inconspicuous little wine jar, wiped it clean and stuffed it into his sleeve, and said leisurely: "This jar is called Bacchus, put a jar of clear water into it, and after an hour, it will automatically become the most mellow and strongest wine in the world, and it will be drunk for three days after a small sip, and then I filled a jar of water in the Chishui River, which will become a fine wine." But they are immortals, but they are afraid that they will wake up faster, so I also added some medicine powder to ensure that they sleep for three days and three nights. ”

Seeing that he didn't need to do anything, Teng Snake let these tricky guys fall to the ground, scratched his ears and cheeks with joy, and said repeatedly: "Why didn't you take out this kind of good thing earlier!" Where did you find it? ”

Wu Zhiqi hugged his arms and was triumphant, "Lao Tzu has a lot of treasures!" Do you think there's only one sea hook? When I met the mermaids in the South China Sea, I made a bet with them, and they lost, and they paid me for it. Good things, naturally have to be saved until the end, if I don't put some fancy things out to confuse the eye, how can they obediently drink the best wine in the world? ”

He kicked Suzaku over, looked at him drunk, and smiled: "Lao Tzu still has important things to do, but I don't have time to serve you stinky immortals." The Emperor of Heaven was uneasy and kind, so he hoped that Lao Tzu would kill him, but Lao Tzu would not let him agree! Just don't kill anyone, see what he can do to me. ”

Teng Snake will really admire him from the bottom of his heart. It is said that Wuzhi Qi is very capable, it turns out that his ability is not only in the fight, but also in the brain. His eyes were simply sparkling when he looked at him, and he felt that there was no mistake in deciding to fight with him thousands of years ago, and he was extremely wise and far-sighted.

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