Chapter 8: Embarrassment (II)
Bai Mo looked at Ye Ci, who lowered his head and went to eat, and couldn't help but be a little funny. She doesn't think that everyone in her family is a cave man on the top of the mountain who is closed to the extreme, is she really so self-deceptive that she thinks everyone doesn't know about such a big thing yesterday? Looking at her relieved expression, I really can't help but want to pierce her fantasies.
Zuo Xiaolan looked at Ye Nantian's words, and when they came to their lips, they changed again. , I couldn't help but curl the corners of my mouth, this guy is getting more and more bold, this kind of thing, twenty years ago, he definitely didn't care about asking it, and now he can't ask it.? She thought about it and looked at Bai Mo again, only to see this guy sitting there calmly eating chaos, with a calm expression on his face, looking like a dog, but I was afraid that I didn't know what I was thinking in my heart. Looking at Tan Polang, his head was lower than Ye Ci, and he was eating Kun Xuan in a big gulp, as if the person who made the forum incident was not Ye Ci but him.
Zuo Xiaolan glanced at the people at the table, and smiled secretly in her heart, these guys don't look at each of them as if they are fine, in fact, they may be about to boil in their hearts. Bai Mo, that little fox, as long as Ye Nantian didn't speak, he would never take the initiative to say this thing to provoke Ye Ci, and Tan Polang didn't say anything, looking at the way he didn't look up, it was impossible to expect him to talk about this topic first. As for Ye Nantian, the courage that he finally mustered up, it is estimated that it will not be easy to speak again in the case of the interruption just now. And the leaf word... She knew best about the daughter she gave birth to.
It looks very calm, but I'm afraid that my heart is already boiling and burning, and it is difficult to sit still.
After looking at the past, in the end, Oak still has to count on himself to say this kind of thing.
It's just that this time to say it needs to be found again.
"Combat power? Which aspect? Is it strength or intelligence or spirit or agility? Bai Mo pretended to be very interested in Ye Nantian's recipes, and talked very actively.
"It's strength, but it doesn't seem to add much, only thirty points." Ye Nantian seemed to be diverted by this question, and then began to talk about his recipe rhetorically.
"Thirty points is not much, but it's okay, you can add half an hour and it won't be offset with the buff of the [Medicine] product, which is very good." Bai Mo also answered Ye Nantian's question seriously. For a moment, it seemed that the two of them had really shifted their attention to the recipe, but only they knew what was going on in their hearts.
Tan Polang also felt that it didn't seem good to keep his head buried in his head and eat, so he discussed with the two of them: "Godfather, do you have any better recipes?" ”
"Recently, I have bought several pictures at the auction house, and I have tried several new dishes myself, but there are not many recipes for Kai Zhanli, but there are some strange things. For example, the day before yesterday, I made a couple's lung film, and it actually added intimacy. Ye Nantian laughed: "By the way, what's the use of intimacy?" ”
"Well, it's to deepen the goodwill between strange men and women, you can do some intimate things..."Zen Polang replied casually, but he didn't feel that his mouth was too fast until he answered, and he wanted to bite his tongue down.
"What intimate thing?" Zuo Xiaolan didn't wait for Zen Polang's words to fall, so she continued to ask as she spoke, she blinked her eyes, showing that she didn't seem to understand, but the smugness in her eyes betrayed her heart: "What things refer to intimate things?" ”
Bai Mo looked at Zuo Xiaolan's expression of pretending to be innocent and pure, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Auntie, in fact, you can pretend to be more innocent, you can also pretend to be more pure, why don't you just pretend to be fifteen years old? Your daughters are now ready to get married, aren't you afraid of thunder and thunder if you pretend to be like this?
"I'm underage, I don't know." Tan Polang immediately picked himself up, and after coming into contact with Zuo Xiaolan's murderous gaze, he said with a flushed face: "However, I think, for example, kiss, hug and so on......"
Tan Polang couldn't go on, and stuffed Kunxuan into his mouth with a big gulp, let's stuff himself with something, this is simply a lot of mistakes.
Zuo Xiaolan glanced at Ye Ci, her head was already so low that she couldn't lower it anymore. So he turned his head and asked Bai Mo: "Bai Mo, is it just a kiss and a hug?" ”
Bai Mo didn't expect that his aunt would temporarily turn the spearhead to face him, and suddenly he hurriedly asked his ally Ye Nantian for help, but Ye Nantian now turned his head to drink water very unjustly. made Bai Mo stunned in embarrassment.
Zuo Xiaolan narrowed her eyes: "Bai Mo, if you are telling me at your age that you don't know anything, it will be too fake." ”
Bai Mo's face was about to cramp, he looked at Zuo Xiaolan's eyes, and actually wanted to roar, auntie, start pretending to be good first! Is it good for you!! Don't push everything on me!! However, Bai Mo didn't have the courage to say such a thing in this situation. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva in a weak heart, and then looked around for a long time before saying, "Of course, there is something else." "What else?"
"Kiss somewhere else, hug someother place" Bai Mo couldn't say anymore, he was like sitting on pins and needles now. Although he is his age, he knows everything, but knowing and speaking out calmly in front of his family are two directions that are incompatible!
"For example? Where is the pro? Where to hold? Zuo Xiaolan obviously didn't intend to let Bai Mo go, she vowed to figure out these problems under the shameless banner that I am a newcomer and I am afraid of anyone, and chased after Bai Mo, making Bai Mo so embarrassed.
Bai Mo's face turned a little red, this is too embarrassing, isn't it......
And Zuo Xiaolan looked at Bai Mo while staring closely at Ye Ci's performance with her residual eyes, only to see that her hands were a little shaky, and her ears were slightly red, if she hadn't kept her head down all the time, she would probably be able to see a face like a monkey's ass. Zuo Xiaolan seemed quite satisfied with such a performance.
Bai Mo felt that his liver was trembling, he looked at Ye Nantian with a weak heart, and saw that Ye Nantian's face was not much better. Although he was still very open-minded about these things, he still felt embarrassed to say such a meaningful question in front of his three children in this situation.
"Huh?" Bai Mo's delay in answering made Zuo Xiaolan very dissatisfied, she snorted and warned Bai Mo to cooperate, which made Bai Mo's liver tremble even more.
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in a voice almost the size of a mosquito: "For example, kissing the mouth, for example, hugging there and there..." ”
It's so hypocritical, it's just too hypocritical!
Regarding Bai Mo's performance, everyone gave the most contemptuous attitude. However, Bai Mo decided not to be a decent man and gentleman at this moment, so let him continue to be hypocritical like this
People are good.
Zuo Xiaolan had already gotten the "answer" she wanted, so she was no longer embarrassed for Bai Mo, and then generously turned her head to look at Ye Ci sitting beside her and smiled: "Little words, have you ever been kissed?" ”
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Ye Ci, who had been trying hard to turn herself into nothingness, immediately felt a chill down her spine after hearing her mother's name, and before she could swallow the kun nap in her mouth, she had already heard her mother's shocking question blurted out. All kinds of entanglements in her heart, all kinds of helplessness, all kinds of grass and mud horses immediately pushed out all the kun in her mouth!
It's just that he took pity on Tan Polang, who was sitting opposite Ye Ci, he was sprayed with wontons by Ye Ci in vain, and he was stunned for a moment, if it wasn't for Ye Nantian hurriedly wiping the towel for him, it is estimated that he would not have come back to his senses.
Ye Ci not only squirted out the nap in his mouth, but he was even choked by his mother's question and coughed violently, unable to say a word for a long time.
Zuo Xiaolan hurriedly made a motherly gesture, patted Ye Ci's back, and said with a smile: "Oh, you said you, how old are you, what are you doing so quickly, and no one is robbing you, right?" Look at it, how do you eat it when you break the waves, and make a table so dirty."
She smiled hesitantly: "Such a big girl, why do you squirt when you hear a kiss?" What a big deal! Who hasn't been young, who hasn't been kissed, I'm just asking casually, if you don't have it, say no, don't be so moved, you see, you see...
Ye Ci was already coughing and couldn't speak, but now he was so squeezed by his mother that he couldn't even sit still.
She thought sadly in her heart, absolutely, all these people in the family know about the photo, this, this, this is too sad......
"Oh, okay, okay, don't cough, even if you are kissed, it's nothing, in fact, girls have to have a few more boyfriends before they get married, you have to find a suitable one, whether it's xìng or psychological, of course, physiological suitability is also very important, size, size, very important..."Zuo Xiaolan continued to chatter while patting Ye Ci on the back.
And the consequence of this sentence is that almost everyone is choked. Ye Ci stood up with even more difficulty, looked at Zuo Xiaolan sincerely, and almost cried and said, "Mom, I'm full, and I'm going to hang up, so I won't help you wash the dishes" and then ran away resolutely.
Then it was Bai Mo who ran, then Tan Polang, and then Ye Nantian until the end, he stood up, stared at Zuo Xiaolan for a while, and suddenly said: "Wife, you haven't tried others before me, so are you still satisfied with my size?" ”
This time, it was Zuo Xiaolan's turn to be choked! .