Volume I: The New World and the Discovery of Manuscripts Chapter 131: Sessions of the United Nations General Assembly
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Wang Qianyuan couldn't help laughing out loud, and scolded fiercely: "This grandson's driver's license should be revoked, he is brainless and unworthy of driving." These news can make Wang Qianyuan feel very good, he doesn't care about what happened on Mammoth Star, anyway, it's 1 million light years away from here. What he thought was that Professor Zhou and they didn't have any dragons, and now only he Wang Qianyuan's Xingtu Company could still create dragons in all human beings, which would make a lot of money.
Wang Qianyuan calculated an account in his heart: There are 30 billion people in the whole human world, and only he has 30 dragon eggs, and there are 29 left after eating one, so how much is each dragon egg worth?
This account made Wang Qianyuan excited. He found that the place where his spaceship was parked was not far from the inscription wall built by the company, so he went to play. The poem painted by Xiaomei's mother and Chang'e and the inscription is still there, Wang Qianyuan picked up the pen and inscribed two sentences next to the sentence "Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir, the blue sea and the blue sky and the night heart": "There will be a time when the wind and waves will be long, and the clouds will sail into the sea." Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can I be a Penghao person!"
After Wang Qianyuan finished the poem, he was in a good mood, and suddenly took out the phone and asked Jeff if he was on the moon and wanted to play a game together. He doesn't have such a deep prejudice against Jeff as Du Jianguo, he thinks that he can have fun with Jeff, and to some extent, playing with Jeff is more fun than playing with Du Jianguo.
Jeff said that he could come to Saturn if he wanted to, or make an appointment when he came to the moon in a few days.
Wang Qianyuan said: "Don't move, I'll come to you, I'll be there in two hours." ”
When Wang Qianyuan arrived on Mars, he found Jeff sitting in the living room watching TV in a pair of big pants, and when he saw Wang Qianyuan coming, he threw a bottle of beer to him, and said, "Come on, let's watch it for a while, the earth is having a meeting." It turned out that he was watching the live broadcast of the United Nations General Assembly.
Every time I met with Jeff before, Jeff was either a golf shirt or a suit and leather shoes, and this was the first time Wang Qianyuan saw Jeff dressed so casually, so he quipped: "What's the matter? You are such a big boss and the earth will not ask you to go to a meeting, don't do business with the earth when you go back." ”
Jeff smiled and said, "If I don't do business with the earth, then I won't have anything to eat, if you're not in a hurry, watch TV together for a while and then go to play." ”
Wang Qianyuan said while drinking beer: "I'm not in a hurry, but what's so good about this meeting? Have you seen the "Chang'e and Artemis" filmed by our company? If you haven't seen it, you can watch it, I think it's very well made. ”
Jeff laughed: "That movie is so famous, how can I not see it." Let's not rush to watch a movie first, watch the meeting, understand the spirit, it is good for business. ”
Wang Qianyuan said: "Speaking of doing business, I have a business of at least 30 billion yuan now, I don't know if you are interested." ”
Jeff said: "What kind of business? If you invest 100, 2 million, it's okay, but too much. I was planning to build a golf course project on Mammoth Star, but I just won the land and was about to build a planet, and the tens of millions of pre-investment were all lost. I don't know if the planet was eaten by a dragon or not. ”
Wang Qianyuan said: "My business is related to this dragon. I've gotten a few dragons and I'm going to auction them off. If you're interested in helping me raise the price, don't hesitate. ”
Jeff's eyes moved, and he said, "There's no rush on this matter, let's see how this meeting goes." ”
It's really not interesting to watch it alone, but it's not the same with Jeff. Mostly everyone who came to the meeting, Jeff said that he knew: this is the director of which planet, who has played at my place, and his skills are average. That's General So-and-So, it's a member of mine, and he's addicted to bad skills, but he's very bold.
From Jeff's mouth, Wang Qianyuan heard a lot of gossip, who had trade dealings with whom, who was greedy for money, who had people outside, etc., but the common feature was that the playing skills were not very good. Listening to it, Wang Qianyuan suspected that Jeff knew so many secrets, and sooner or later he would be killed.
Wang Qianyuan searched around the screen, and finally found a person he knew, pointed to the screen and said, "Do you know this person?"
Jeff looked at it and said, "I don't really know this person, it doesn't seem to be very important." ”
Wang Qianyuan said: "No, this person is very important, he is a scientist, his name is Zhou Haoyu, and he found the dragon meat in me. I know him very well and often eat together. ”
Zhou Haoyu was very uncomfortable sitting in the conference room, he hated meetings the most, especially this kind of meeting where no one knew him and didn't know what the topic was. Zhou Haoyu glanced at the people he knew, and found that many scientists had come, including Miyamoto Nobunaga and Park Seungxun, as well as their leader, the genius scientist and Nobel Prize winner in physiology, Sanjay Chamar. Zhou Haoyu stared at Sanjay for a long time, the reason why this person won the Nobel Prize was because he invented a special drug for the treatment of rabies, extracted a special enzyme from animal feces, and reduced the fatality rate of rabies from 100% to 0.
Zhou Haoyu thought: There are not many patients with rabies, and in order to treat this disease, Sanjay has to study how many kinds of animal feces. If he could win the prize, wouldn't he deserve the Nobel Prize for discovering extraterrestrial creatures? He looked around for Napoléon's location, and saw Napoléon's and Charles' two people sitting in the back row, looking expressionless. Looking for Yuri again, he found Yuri sitting in the front row, also watching him. Yuri shook the thermos cup in his hand at Zhou Haoyu, and squeezed his eyes again, so Zhou Haoyu knew that Yuri's thermos cup was filled with vodka, and quickly turned his eyes to the side, for fear that others would know that he knew Yuri.
In fact, when Yuri first came to the institute, he didn't like to drink alcohol at all, and I don't know where I saw that ancient Russians liked to drink vodka. In order to conform to this setting that Russians love to drink vodka, he really began to learn to drink vodka, overcame all kinds of difficulties and finally learned, and then drank it and became addicted.
Just as he was thinking, the Secretary-General of the United Nations took the stage and announced the opening of the meeting. The UN secretary general has a super hard name to pronounce, called Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas (Ebony Wen Wenwei, Enye Tun Wen Wen, Wen Mu Wen Ossas), and I don't know what the people who named him think, everyone usually calls him Ebony.
"We're here today to discuss our newly discovered extraterrestrial life," Ebony said. I'm sure you've all seen the footage, it's a very large creature with great power. The human world needs to deal with this extraterrestrial creature. Next, I would like to invite scientists to introduce the basic situation of this organism to us, and first of all, I would like to invite Professor Zhou Haoyu of the United Nations Institute of Biological Research to speak. ”
Zhou Haoyu didn't expect that the Secretary-General of the United Nations would call his name on such an important occasion, as if he was the first to be called to the podium by a teacher to answer questions when he was studying. He had no choice but to squeeze to the rostrum, took the microphone and said, "Temporarily invited me, and I didn't make any preparations." Let me tell you a little bit about how I found this creature. I had just retired and had nowhere to spend my time, so I signed up for a tour ......"
Off-screen, Wang Qianyuan said excitedly: "It's our tour group! Why didn't Professor Zhou mention the name of the tour group? Let me tell you that no one really recognized this person as a scientist at that time.
Jeff took a sip of his beer and said, "yes, I can't see it." Let's read on. ”
Zhou Haoyu explained his discovery process, and finally made a summary speech: "I think the discovery of extraterrestrial life can be said to be the greatest discovery in the history of human civilization. The significance of this discovery is far greater than Columbus's discovery of the so-called New World, and even more than the first time humans learned to use fire. I would like to thank my parents, my teachers, and my colleagues for making such a profound discovery in human history......"
Wang Qianyuan and Jeff laughed: "This guy is taking the speech as a Nobel Prize ceremony, right?"
After Zhou Haoyu introduced, Charles and Napoléon Zhao, the two introduced various parameters of interstellar dinosaurs, including size, weight, etc., and then talked about their respective papers and research results, such as the two different methods used when starting cloning, and the impact of temperature control on hatching. Clones from ostrich eggs are Kevin and Jennifer, crocodile-like reptiles, Jennifer doesn't eat coriander, but Kevin eats everything, and it was only with 3D printed oocytes that he hatched the star dragon. Then he introduces the digestive system of this interstellar dragon and why it needs to bite a planet. The content introduced by the two is still very dry, but the process is boring. Wang Qianyuan in front of the TV recorded it in a small notebook while listening, especially the part of temperature control that was very helpful to him, and he was going to send it to Liu Qilin after a while, so that he could find a way to hatch.
On the United Nations side, Charles and Napoléon Zhao introduced Yuri, who still understands feelings very well, and came up and said: "Vasily is my friend and my child." It's big, but it has a great personality, and now it's gone, and I miss it. As he spoke, he shed tears. Secretary General Ebony smelled a smell of alcohol on Yuri when he was 5 meters away from him, and when he saw Yuri crying while talking, he looked like he had drunk too much, so he had to personally step forward and help Yuri to his seat before starting the next topic.
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The name "United Nations" Wang Xijia felt both strange and familiar, and remembered that someone had predicted that the United Nations would disappear before the crossing, but apparently it did not.
It seems that this meeting is to discuss the first real discovery of extraterrestrial life in human history.
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