Chapter 52: Leisure
Here, after Kangxi dealt with the matter of Prince Zasak, he came to visit Yinzhen and Wanru. I asked how the two of them were doing, and they felt better, and finally asked in detail what the situation was like at the time, comforted the two of them, and then left.
Kangxi went out and went to see yesterday's tiger corpse, looked at the wound carefully, and ordered someone to investigate the matter thoroughly, but after checking for a long time, there was still no clue at all, even if Kangxi was worried in his heart, but there was no way at all, so it was recorded in the later "Qing Historical Manuscript Shizong Benji": "Shizong Shao, with the Holy Ancestor outside the fortress, encountered a tiger, and was saved by a stranger, from difficulty." ”
Of course, this is all an afterthought, Yinzhen and Wanru are here, today is really lively. After Kangxi left, the prince, the eldest brother, the eldest brother, and the third elder brother came over to visit the two of them together.
Yinzhen's four brothers were talking and chatting on the side, and Wanru accompanied Dafujin. Wanru is the kind of person who can't communicate, in her last life, she chatted with others on the Internet, and after saying hello, if the other party didn't have anything to say, she was also unsociable, so the next thing was generally cold, because Wanru didn't know what to say next, said hello, and then what?
Often, there is no then.
Now this is the case, after Da Fu Jin greeted his body, Wanru and Da Fu Jin were cold here. Wanru and Da Fu Jin are not familiar with each other, Da Fu Jin is not a long-sleeved dancer, and the two of them can't be like ordinary people's concubines, saying something about the East and the West, in this case, they don't know what to say, so the two of them fell silent, drinking tea while listening to the chatting of a few brothers over there.
It's just that a few brothers are young now, and the relationship is good, and a few people got together and talked for a while, so Wanru and Dafujin kept drinking tea, and after these people left, Wanru didn't wait for Yinzhen to avoid going out and hid behind the screen to release water.
Yin Zhen was a little disgusted: "Look at you like that, how can you look like a prince Fujin." Yinzhen was speechless.
"Can I be blamed for this? Who let the master and a few brothers talk all the time, and it made me hold back until now. Wanru finished solving the matter of the reincarnation of grains, and said while washing her hands.
"Who made you drink so much tea?" Yin Zhen saw it just now, the tea Wan drank cup after cup like a cow drink, and drank so much water by himself, can he blame others.
"My sister-in-law and I are not familiar with each other, so I have nothing to say, so I have to drink tea." Wanru said dissatisfied, her tone a little rushed.
"Yo, you still have a little temper, don't you?"
"Who let the master lie to me, didn't you say that you would be fine if you slept well? Why is it that my body is more sore than yesterday after I slept in the night? Speaking of this, Wanru is angry, when she woke up this morning, she was still in Yinzhen's arms, her body was already uncomfortable, and she was detained overnight, so it's no wonder if she doesn't feel more sore.
So from the morning when only she and Yinzhen were left, Wanru's bun face was bulging and stinky.
Speaking of this, Yin Zhen coughed a few times involuntarily, he was very sleepy last night, and he forgot for a while that he was often sore when he first started practicing riding and archery, but at that time, Tong Jiashi rubbed it for him personally, and last night he forgot his personal experience in a daze, so he casually coaxed Wanru a few words, and now Wanru accuses him, he really doesn't know what to say.
"Okay, yes, I said it wrong yesterday, but I didn't say it right." Yinzhen admits his mistakes, between husband and wife, it's not a big deal, and it's nothing if he admits it.
"But I'm still very uncomfortable." Wanru looked at Yinzhen and said with a pout.
"Why don't you let Juxue Meixue press it for you?" Yin Zhen proposed.
"Forget it, I can actually live with it." I used to endure it, and it wasn't a big deal. In this life, I am used to pretending to be a child, Wanru will unconsciously reveal the expression of a child, involuntarily follow the child's pattern, and Yinzhen is used to life, and unconsciously wants to be hypocritical, which makes Yinzhen feel distressed.
"Then you're going to suffer like this?"
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that I just want to be coquettish with my grandfather, so that my grandfather feels distressed." Wanru still didn't blush when she said this, and her tone was extremely natural.
Yin Zhen was still a little involuntary: "You have a lot of eyes." As he spoke, he nodded Wanru's forehead, and Wanru smirked.
After the busy morning, only Tong Jiashi came over in the afternoon, and after Tong Jiashi left, the two of them were completely idle, but both of them were uncomfortable, so they nested in the tent and didn't go anywhere. Thirsty, Wanru took a sip of the milk on the table, and suddenly remembered the heavy jokes she had seen in her previous life, Wanru said, "Master, can I ask you a question?" ”
Yin Zhen replied without raising his head: "What's the problem?" ”
"You say, the first man in the world to know that milk can be drunk, what did he do to cows?"
When Yin Zhen heard Wanru's question, he raised his head, thought about it seriously, and said, "The first person in the world who knows that milk can drink should be a hungry person." ”
"There was nothing to eat, and when I was hungry, I saw that the calf was drinking the cow's milk, so I also milked some milk and drank it." After speaking, Yinzhen closed the book in his hand with some sighs, and said to Wanru: "I hope that after the Qing Dynasty, everyone will have clothes to wear, a house to live in, and food to eat." May I have a good breeze and good weather, and the country and the people are safe. ”
And Wanru, who listened to Yinzhen's reply, was already messy in the wind with a bowl of milk at this time, and she couldn't find the words to describe her mood at this time.
Think back to the first time I saw this joke, five words: imagination knows no limits. Looking at everyone's comments, they are all evil tacit.
Originally, Wanru asked this question, just to see how Yinzhen, an ancient man full of orthodox thoughts, would answer, and wanted to see Yinzhen's jokes, but instead of seeing Yinzhen's jokes, she was embarrassed by Yinzhen.
The generation gap, this is the generation gap.
Seeing that Wanru began to be in a daze again, Yinzhen's voice raised a little: "What are you thinking about?" ”
Wanru hurriedly replied: "No, I'm thinking that my master is a good person, I really married a good man." ”
"Hmm, what do you mean by that?"
"Ye thinks, I'm just a casual question, I can think of the people, you have the people in your heart, and you are always worried about whether the people are warmly dressed, well-fed, and have the world in mind, isn't such a person a good person?" Wanru patted Yinzhen's ass.
"What you said is an exaggeration, you don't think about the people all the time" Yinzhen corrected Wanru's statement, and then asked, "Then what was your original answer?" ”
"No, I just didn't know before I asked you." The answer in my heart, if you say it, you will destroy me directly, Wanru muttered in a low voice.
"Don't ask these weird questions again"
"Oh," Wanru responded. So Yinzhen continued to read, Wanru was idle for a while, it was really boring, and finally came to the grassland and could only nest in the tent, so he couldn't help but speak: "Master, let me tell you a joke." ”
"What joke do you know?" Yin Zhen opened his mouth a little disappreciatively, Wanru stayed with him all day, and he knew everything Wanru.
"It's a joke I thought of myself, I just thought of it when I talked about milk."
"Yo, I can still improvise, it's really grown, oh, let's hear it." Yinzhen continued to flip through the book in his hand.
"Well, there are two cows, grazing in two meadows, and who is not next to the other, and after eating for a while, one of the cows suddenly says to the other, 'What does the grass smell like over there?' It turned out that the cow was tired of eating this piece of grass and wanted to change the land.
At this point, another cow replied: 'Strawberry flavor'
When the questioning cow heard this, he quickly ran over and tasted it, but it still smelled of grass, so the cow angrily asked the other one: 'Obviously there is no taste, how can you say that it is strawberry flavored!' ’
The other end said innocently, "I'm a tasteless grass." ’”
Wanru gestured with her hand as she spoke, and laughed out loud after speaking, and after laughing, looking at Yinzhen's inexplicable expression, Wanru said, "Master, isn't it funny?" Seeing that Yinzhen still had a confused expression, Wanru emphasized: "Strawberry flavor, grass tasteless, grass tasteless." ”
"Oh~" Yinzhen suddenly realized. Then look at the smile without a little grace: "It's really that funny? ”
"Hungry, isn't it funny?" Why does she think it's funny?
Seeing that Chang Wanru had an inexplicable expression on her face, Yinzhen shook her head, "Master, let's still read, you continue to eat melon seeds." ”
Wanru: "。。。。。。 ”
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