I boiled a bowl of instant noodles with an egg of the kind.

If I weren't a sane person, this pot of noodles would have been crushed by me and then cooked, but fortunately I'm not, this noodle is still boiled whole.

I just washed the instant noodle bowl I ate last night and cleared the garbage on the table at home, so I knocked on the opposite door with something hot.

I wanted to bring it to him and let him take it back to his room to eat, but after this person took the bowl, he went around me directly, went to my room, and sat swaggering at the table in my room and ate it.

It's the result of an infuriating itchy tooth root.

I want to beat him, but with my small body, I definitely can't beat it, I can't bang people, I can't blow away, think about it, wait, I'll let the dog bite you!

There is a wolf demon in my house, you wait for me, I will shout it out, scare you to death!

As a result, when I found the balcony and went up, Xiaobai was nowhere to be seen.

It's really strange, when I went to the bedroom with Mina, he was obviously still there, why did he sleep and the wolf was gone? When did you go out, why didn't you say hello, or did you go to the bedroom to sleep again?

I found the bedroom from the balcony again, there was only Mina alone in the bedroom, the bed was solid, Xiaobai couldn't hide it, looked around, and didn't see him.

"What are you looking for?"

The noodle eater asked me with a smile.

He eats very slowly, chewing slowly, not to mention, the noodles are still eaten one by one, and I am in a hurry to see it.

"Can you eat faster?"

I'm really convinced, what am I going to do when Mina wakes up and sees him sitting here. How do I explain it?

"I don't like to eat this!"

He simply pushed the bowl and looked at me with his arms folded.

"That's all there is!"

I can't bear to want to reply to him, if I like to eat or not, if I don't eat and pull down, I am really polite enough to answer these four words.

"I want to eat porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork!"

This person not only wants to eat, but also requires the preserved eggs to be cut into very small pieces, the lean meat to be cut into thin strips, the porridge should not be too viscous, not too clear soup, and the color should be just right.

My brow twitched, do you think I'm selling porridge here?

What kind of porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork, why don't you eat the full banquet of the Manchu and Han people?

"I don't have porridge, no preserved eggs, no meat, and I can't cook it!"

Heheda, I'm cooking a bowl of noodles with you, some of them are good to eat, and you still ask me?

"I have it at home!"

This man showed his white teeth, and laughed with a panic, like a wild monster that eats people and does not spit out bones.

"You're not going to let me cook at your house, are you?"

Something like that happened yesterday, you don't think I'm going to step into your room half a step, do you?

"I can bring it and cook it for you!"

I don't know how to refute what I said.

"Don't, my rice cooker is broken!"

In fact, the rice cooker has not been used for more than a year, and the last time I opened it, I found that the rice steamed more than a year ago had grown hair and mold, and finally dried and cracked on the top.

I won't use this pot, and I can't wash it anyway.

"I have!"

You have it again, why do you have everything in your house? Everything, why are you coming to me?

"What the hell are you trying to do?"

I'm going to be tempered by him, you said that you took advantage of everything, why are you embarrassed, and you are cheeky to come to me?

"I want to eat what you cooked!"

He replied as a matter of course, as if I had lived for so many years and was born to cook for him.

"Why don't you like to eat takeout?"

How good is takeout, as long as you give money, what do you want to eat?

"I love what you cook!"

He was still holding his arms, leaning back in a chair, tilting his head leisurely and pulling at me.

"We've only known each other for a long time!"

The first time we met last night, you liked the food I cooked? Aren't you afraid that I will poison you?

"You can't help but see it, don't you?"

His cheekiness is really invincible.

"Can't help it?"

When you hear these four words, I am very angry, you are embarrassed to tell me that you can't help it, you scumbag, you are a king who took advantage of the fire to rob, you are still embarrassed to come to me and bully me?

"It's okay to fall in love at first sight!"

He put his arm on the table, propped his chin up, and looked at me with a grin.

"Yesterday you took the initiative to find me, and you said you liked me!"

It's as if I did it, and I'm the most shameless person.

"I like a lot of people, besides, if I drink too much, can I believe what I say?"

Do you believe this? I tell you, even if there is a pig living opposite, I dare to go over and say that I like you, and kiss without hesitation,

It's just that the pig won't be like you, and it won't let people go.

"Believe, why not."

He nodded, looking very serious.

"What do you believe?"

Everyone is an adult, what is pretending to be simple at this time?

"Because I like you!"

The love words twisted out, and when they spoke, they were still blushing and panting, and they were flattering at me, as if it were real.

"You like me?"

What a joke, how do you like me? Because I threw myself into my arms last night?

"Like, love at first sight, goodbye love, three sights!"

He blinked, and he almost gave me two flying kisses.

"Do you know how I'm feeling right now?"

I grabbed the armrest of the chair in front of me, if I had enough strength, the chair would have been crushed by me, and the stick in my hand would not hesitate to knock on his head.

You scumbag, you dare to come to the door and confuse me with clever words?

"But I know how I feel!"

He shook his head very self-knowingly, pointed to his chest, and said very sensitively:

"Here, it's all you!"

"Gross-"

I was about to be vomited by him, and I turned around to roll my eyes and calm down, but I happened to meet Mina with a curious look.

At this moment, she was standing at the door of the bedroom, the door was ajar, and she also leaned out half of her body and pricked one ear to listen.

I was listening energetically, and all of a sudden, there was no sound, so I turned my face and looked at me.

Looking at each other, both of them were startled and took a step back, Mina slammed the door shut, and I immediately crouched down, lifted the cushion from the chair, put it on my head, closed my eyes, and pretended not to see anything.

"You're getting cuter!"

The culprit snorted and laughed, looking like he was underbeaten.

"It's all your fault!"

I glared back at him, I didn't know how long Mina had been standing, how many words had been heard, how I was going to explain it, how should I explain it, so that it wouldn't be embarrassing and believable?

"I reminded you!"

He also acted as if it was none of my business, and said that as soon as he saw Mina, he sat upright and faced the guests in my house with the best posture.

"You reminded a hammer!"

At that moment, who would pay attention to your sitting posture, you are so indebted, don't say it, who knows?