Text Chapter 7, Xiangyu
Hu Zixu ran while covering his chin, realizing that it was all the armor on his body that was to blame, he ran to a back corner and hurriedly took off the armor and threw it away. Now he was no different from a boy in the city, jumping out of his room and flickering and flying in the alley.
The alley is not like the roof, there are many things to dodge, and the five martial arts masters chased after them, and suddenly lost the trace of Hu Zixu, and looked around. Their soldiers were much lower than theirs, so naturally they wouldn't rush to this area immediately.
Let's say that Hu Zixu flashed around, and when he saw a second-floor window hidden, he jumped on the windowsill and opened a window and got in.
He covered his chin and sighed, he was afraid of the pain, and closed the window. When he turned around, there was an "ah" sound almost at the same time, and a woman came back from a bath in the bathroom in the attic, holding a bath towel, and was pushing open the door and entering. The two of them met each other. Hu Zixu hurriedly turned his eyes away, and turned around to jump out of the window, but he found that he had plugged in the latch when he closed the window just now, and he couldn't escape for a while. He turned his head to the window, not daring to look back. The woman took two quick steps and pulled the quilt off the bed and wrapped it around her. Then he turned and ran out, shouting, "Catch the thief!"
This is okay, Hu Zixu hurriedly jumped up a few steps and covered her mouth from behind. This is a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, with a slender figure and a beautiful fairy. Hu Zixu covered her mouth, only to feel a body fragrance directly flowing into his heart and spleen, and he couldn't help but feel a flutter. But Hu Zixu is not a disciple, even if he hugs this girl, he keeps his sense of proportion.
"Don't scream!" Hu Zixu deliberately lowered his voice to make himself look vicious, and gritted his teeth and said, "Be careful that I kill you!"
Accidentally a tooth was misaligned, and it hurt so much that tears almost fell out.
The girl was really too frightened to make a sound, but a voice sounded downstairs: "Yanyan, what's wrong?"
There was a sound of going up the stairs.
This man is probably the girl's father.
Hu Zixu hurriedly said in a low voice: "Let him not come up!" He pulled out the knife from his waist and pressed it against the girl's waist, letting go of the hand covering her mouth.
The girl hurriedly cried out, "Daddy, don't come up! I'm taking a bath, it's a cat." “
The footsteps hesitated, but did not turn down. "You kid hasn't been a timid person since he was a child, and you wouldn't scream like that with a cat...... Your body has been washed by your father since you were a child, do you have anything to avoid from your father......"
Footsteps sounded upwards again.
Hu Zixu was in a hurry, could this old man come up and hack him to death? This father and daughter have no grudge against themselves, and he Hu Zixu never kills innocents indiscriminately.
But the girl was more anxious than Hu Zixu, and shouted, "Daddy, come up, I'm really in the bath......"
She was frightened by the realism of Hu Zixu's pretence, and she was afraid that her father would encounter something unexpected when he came up.
Hu Zixu didn't want to kill this old man, if he didn't kill him, he would shout and make noise, and the officers and soldiers themselves might be killed. What should I do? The beard came down with a sweaty brush.
Inadvertently, he saw the bathroom where the girl had just taken a bath, next to her boudoir, and he flashed into the bathroom with the girl and bolted the door.
The old man with a tendon stepped upstairs and shouted in the corridor: "Yanyan ......"
Hu Zixu stabbed the girl with a knife, because the knife is a spirit soldier, the sharpness is abnormal, Hu Zixu did not use it for a long time, did not fully master the performance, the tip of the knife sneered and pierced the quilt, fortunately Hu Zixu reacted quickly and hurriedly braked, and the tip of the knife and the girl's flesh were only separated by a layer of cloth. Hu Zixu was so frightened that cold sweat brushed down his spine and he hurt a girl who was like a flower and jade, and he was going to be punished by God.
The girl hurriedly said behind the door: "Dad, I'm really taking a bath!"
The old man relieved his doubts and turned and went downstairs.
In the bathroom, Hu Zixu put the knife back into the sheath and apologized to the girl: "Girl, I'm sorry, I was in a panic and offended, please forgive me!"
The girl was confused by the sudden 180-degree turn of the beard, she pulled the quilt tighter, and said, "What do you want to do...... Dry...... What are you ...... doing?"
The bathroom door was closed, the light was dark, she thought that Hu Zixu was going to plot against her, and she was so scared that she trembled all over, and she probably didn't even hear what Hu Zixu said clearly.
Hu Zixu had no choice but to repeat what he had just said: "I offended the girl just now, please forgive me." “
The body let you touch it, and now she apologizes again, the girl is so angry that her little face is red, which one is this singing? Do you want to win my heart? This guy is so dirty, and in shame, she suddenly raised her little hand and slapped it on the face of the beard.
I don't know why, Hu Zixu, who has the power of the four beasts, was beaten under this girl's slap, and the man's strength was lost, and he almost sat in the wooden basin that the girl used to take a bath just now.
The girl pointed at him and said, "What are you sneaking into my room for, what are you trying to steal?" She thinks that since she is not a robber who kills people and sells goods, she must be a thief who is as timid as a mouse. If she doesn't appear fierce at this time, she will be passive. The girl is a smart person, and she thinks that she can't beat Hu Zixu, so she must first suppress him in momentum.
In the girl's incessant abuse, Hu Zixu felt that he was at a loss, and he couldn't escape from the bathroom immediately, but the girl blocked the door. He smells of rats in a steamer.
He looked at the other person's body, and felt a lot of guilt. Hu Zixu is not a lewd villain, if the girl offers compensation and ends it with material, he is willing to give her everything on his body at the moment. As long as she calms her anger, it is said that if a person sits on the toilet and scolds, then someone must be unlucky at some point.
Hu Zixu hoped to be kind to her.
Although the three-star spirit soldier is on the waist, just pulling out the knife light and shaking it at her, the girl may hide in the corner of the bathroom and pull the quilt and dare not move, but then the beard Zixu can't do it, he is born a person who will not use barbaric methods against any woman. He respects women, and as long as women don't hurt him, he is subconsciously willing to keep any woman behind him.
Hu Zixu said to the girl: "You have scolded enough, and you are angry, can you let me out?" This bathroom is a toilet when he is not bathing, and the place where Hu Zixu is blocked is by the toilet, and he is so smoked that he almost faints. It's strange to see this alone, he actually endured the girl's abuse here for so long, and only then did he ask the girl to let him go.
Hu Zixu looks weak, frosted eggplant-like, if the girl does not raise his noble hand, he may jump out of the toilet and commit suicide, just a simple picture. He has killed people and seen blood, but under the girl's tongue and sword, he only has the ability to parry and has no power to fight back.
The girl scolded and was in a somewhat happy mood, thinking that it was impossible to cook Hu Zixu to eat, so she pulled the latch of the door, and Hu Zixu opened the door to go out, and suddenly there was a noisy voice from downstairs with the wind: "Do you see a strange young man, such a tall man, big eyes? “
The officers and soldiers have chased here.
Hu Zixu was startled and hurriedly bolted the door again.
"You!" The girl was very angry when she saw that Hu Zixu had bolted the door again.
Hu Zixu had to reveal his identity at this time, and said: "I am a fugitive pursued by the officers and soldiers, and now the officers and soldiers have arrived downstairs and want to search this building." “
The girl was also shocked when she heard this, and hurriedly ordered, "Go to my bedroom and bring my clothes." “
How could Hu Zixu not obey the call, opened the door, went out in a flash, and came back in a flash, and he handed her the girl's clothes. The "second tube" on the girl's pile of clothes almost suffocated her beard.
"Turn your head away, don't turn back!" The girl commanded again.
Hu Zixu had no choice but to turn his nose to the toilet again, he was about to go crazy, and a hernia immediately rushed to the heart of his head like a sharp sword.
The moment the girl changed her clothes, it really seemed like a century.
"Alright. At last the girl said, and she put on her clothes.
Hu Zixu hurriedly turned around and said, "Where can I hide?" The girl didn't care what she looked like when she put on her clothes.
Loud footsteps on the stairs could already be heard.
Hu Zixu was a little flustered, but the girl was surprisingly calm at this time, and she pointed to the suspended ceiling on the toilet. Hu Zixu immediately understood, he stood on tiptoe and touched the top plate, one piece was loose, and he removed it to reveal a hole. He reached out and grabbed the girl and threw it, and the girl was cleverly thrown into the hole, and the beard Zixu followed like a lightning bolt into the hole, and then covered the board. There's very little space in it, just enough for two people to stay together in a cramped way.
Officers and soldiers soon crowded the attic, knocking and poking in and out, rummaging through boxes and cabinets. Some soldiers also entered the bathroom, which was too small for anyone to hide, so they left. Then the officers and soldiers went downstairs one after another, and no one paid attention to the roof of the bathroom, and Hu Zixu and the girl escaped the disaster.
After the officers and soldiers left, Hu Zixu and the girl came down from the ceiling, and saw the girl staring at him with vicious eyes, knowing that the girl was powerless, but Hu Zixu shouted for no reason: "Don't kill me!"
He was indeed unheroic in front of a beautiful girl.