Chapter 56: Be careful of being struck by lightning when you go out
Seeing that he was a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, Yan Chuyao was so angry that his nose was smoking, and his tone of voice became worse and worse: "I've seen someone with thick skin, but I've never seen someone with thick skin to such a state." Bah, it's an insult to say that you are thick-skinned, it should be shameless, shameless to make people doubt life. ”
Looking at Yan Chuyao's puffing cheeks, he bent his lips and smiled, and his bottomless eyes suddenly became bright: "Thank you, I am happy to accept your compliment." I can make you doubt life, that's what I'm capable of, and I believe I'm definitely the first. ”
Since she can't be the first person she likes, then be the first person to make her doubt life.
The "first" in her life, he always wants to get the most.
Yan Chuyao did not show weakness, and then replied, in a mean tone, "You're welcome, a cheeky person like you, be careful when you go out, you will be struck by lightning." ”
After speaking, she subconsciously looked out the window, praying in her heart that it would be good to have a thunderstorm on a dry day.
Facing Yan Chuyao's poisonous tongue and curse, Xiao Han suddenly leaned back on the chair, his arms around his chest, looking like an old god was there, and his tone of voice became lazy, "Thank you for reminding me, in order to avoid being killed by lightning when I go out, I think I should not go out today." I've been here all the time, just right to be with you. ”
Yan Chuyao was even more angry, glared at Xiao Han deadly, and said angrily: "I'm sorry, you better go, because I don't like to stay with a pig." ”
Xiao Han spread his hands with a very helpless expression: "I'm sorry, it's a pity that pigs just like to stay with pigs, because staying with the pigs he likes will make him feel extremely happy." ”
In order to get closer to her, he didn't mind calling himself a pig, and indirectly confessed to Yan Chuyao, he was secretly happy that it was too late.
Yan Chuyao pointed at Xiao Han with her finger, her puffed face was full of anger, "I'm not a pig!" ”
Xiao Han brushed her fingers away, and her tone was calm and unhurried, "Have you ever seen that pig admit that he is a pig?" ”
Yan Chuyao shook her head, she really hadn't seen it.
Because pigs can't speak, how can they admit it?
After coming back to his senses, Yan Chuyao suddenly realized, and directly fried his hair at Xiao Han: "You are a pig, a stinky pig, a dead pig, a pig, a nasty pig!" ”
Facing Yan Chuyao's anger, Xiao Han frowned slightly, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Yan Chuyao with some playfulness, "Why do you like to compete with pigs so much?" I don't know why you hate pigs so much, do pigs have a grudge against you? ”
Yan Chuyao: "Because the pig I said is you, and it was you who made me prejudiced against the pig species." ”
Xiao Han spread his hands: "I'm sorry, from the perspective of zoology, the two of us belong to the same species." ”
If he is a pig, then she is a sow.
After a war of words, Yan Chuyao twisted her head and stopped talking first.
The lowest person is invincible.
She has thoroughly understood it today.
The victory and defeat have been decided, and Yan Chuyao regrets not driving Xiao Han away earlier.
After settling down, her eyes rolled, and she changed back to her original calm appearance, deliberately yawned, and then forced out a stiff smile, looking at Xiao Han with a smile, "This gentleman, I'm sorry, I'm sleepy." The girl is going to sleep, it's not good for you to stay here as a big man, can you go? ”