087 Hit by mistake (update + PK ticket 2400 plus update)
From touching the palace to the present, Lin Su has made a total painting on the wall of the palace, stole the token of the captain of the palace guard, knocked out a magician's future prospective son-in-law, and took the magician's waist card by the way. [Full text reading]
But she felt that she couldn't just evaluate it from the negative side, at least she wasn't completely devoid of good deeds, for example, she helped the palace beautify the environment, helped the owner of the stolen token earn the possibility of saving her 20 years of struggle, and helped the magician kick out a future son-in-law with a character problem...... The one who can bite a kind and tolerant person like her is definitely not a good person, even if he doesn't know that she is not "him", but this cannot be a reason for the other party to exonerate......
After Lin Shu stole chickens and dogs, beckoned cats and birds all the way into the palace, he was finally noticed after a few hours, but he was not caught.
The main focus is on the fact that there are too many stolen tokens during this time period. When the people who lost the tokens ran to apply one by one, the royal magician who went through the destruction procedures could naturally sense that something was wrong. So he urgently mobilized the magic signal to search, and after such an investigation, except for the initial Reddell token application for destruction, all the other people's tokens were turned out from some corners, grass, flower beds and other places.
The old magician immediately went on a rampage, of course he knew what that meant, and it at least meant that someone had infiltrated the palace...... And the most annoying thing is that when the old magician was in a big inspection, he was ignorant and found that there was actually his own side in the lost token, and the most annoying thing was that this side was actually turned out of the trash can...... Elf King's panties! Is this discrimination?!
The bad guys are so arrogant, it's just a provocation by Hongguoguo.
The royal palace quickly entered a state of total martial law, and of course this martial law was only in secret.
On the surface, the wind is calm, but secretly the vigilance is raised. Everyone knew something was happening, but they didn't say it...... This is similar to the news broadcast in China on the earth, which must publicize and express the news that the leaders are well, healthy, eat and sleep well, etc., so as not to cause panic......
"Mom, is it true that the knight captain said just now that someone broke into the palace?!" Alfeld sat on the bed with his little quilt in his arms, and asked with a hint of curiosity in his clear blue eyes.
"Yes, but these things are not for you to worry about." The queen leaned down and gave Alfeld a gentle kiss on the forehead: "Don't worry, my little prince, my mother will not let you have any more accidents." ”
"Then what if something happens to me. Will you come to me?! ”
"Yes." The queen comforted the little prince very firmly and lovingly, but her child was still frightened by what happened last time.
The little prince was not happy when he heard this answer, but sighed in frustration: "Mom, you are lying to me again." "Answering so quickly, to put it in crisp terms, is completely brainless......
"......" The queen's hand stroking the little prince's soft blonde hair stiffened. After a silence, he was speechless: "It's the one who taught you again?!" ”
The little prince blinked: "Is this question important?!" ”
The queen sighed: "Indeed, the question is no longer important. "The important thing is that I have to be careful to isolate the little girl in the future, so that the other party does not have the opportunity to get close to my son again...... Of course. For the other party to save her son, she will still be willing to give the other party a certain amount of compensation and gratitude, as long as she does not appear in front of little Yafeyd......
The queen was thinking about it, and the little prince next to her suddenly surprised: "Crisp!! ”
Then "poof". Before the queen could come to her senses, something had happened, and the little prince had already jumped out of bed like an arrow. A little girl who didn't know when she appeared by the window, her head was rubbed around: "Crispy crisp!" I miss you so much~"
The ...... queen silently spat out blood, took a deep breath and forced a smile: "Alfeld, look at what you look like now." ”
"It's just, I've forgotten everything I taught you?! When you see someone appearing in a weird way, whether I am your mother or your mother, you have to confirm your identity first, you are good, you rush to pounce on yourself, and you will not be wronged if you die next time! Lin Shu was also angry, and he had managed to pull out some cleverness for this little ghost for a few months. As soon as he returned to the palace, he turned into potatoes again.
"I was wrong...... the little prince looked at Lin Su with tears in his eyes.
The queen gritted her teeth: "Child, what did you teach Alfed?!" ”
"Teach him the necessary precautions." Lin Shu pushed the little potatoes on his body away, stood up, patted his clothes, and smiled and owed: "This is Her Royal Highness the Queen." Sure enough, it is radiant, noble, elegant, beautiful, and ......"
"Crisp, you're lying again." The little prince puffed up accusations in a small voice. After living together for a few months, he was very familiar with this girl, and when he looked at the thief in the other party's eyes, he knew that she must not be telling the truth.
The words "......" caused the two ladies in the room to be silent.
Child, everyone knows that this is in the void, but if you don't expose it like you, sometimes you have to pretend to be stupid, so that there are steps on both sides, only face, harmony, and ......
Lin Shu sighed and patted the little prince's head: "Little ghost, you are really glad that you have returned home." "With this kind of low-level mistake he is making now, if he is still a guardian for a while, he must have doomed the other party to a tragic situation where he will have no food for the next three days.
"Ahem!" The queen coughed dryly twice, and only after attracting the attention of the two children did she ask with a reserved bow: "Child, can I ask how you entered the palace?!" ”
"What you want to ask is if that series of thefts has something to do with me, right?!" Lin Shu's consciousness was relatively high, so he directly pointed to the theme and nodded briskly: "Indeed, I stole those tokens." ”
The queen began to have a headache: "You...... In fact, if you want to enter the palace, you can ask the guards directly for us to meet you......"
"First of all, I don't think the guards will necessarily take a little girl's words seriously, because the news of the little prince's disappearance is blocked, and not everyone knows what happened in the middle, so naturally you can't explain the origin of my person. Naturally, my application for an interview with an ordinary little girl may not be approved...... No matter how amiable you are, in the eyes of those people, I'm afraid I'm just an innocent idiot little girl who worships the royal family and wants to see her idol with her own eyes. Lin Shu sighed and continued:
"Secondly. Even if the guards do report and you see me, I don't think it's too likely that I'll see the little one...... If I'm not mistaken, you'd wish I never appeared in front of your son again?! ”
That's right! The queen smirked: "You think too much child, how could I do this." ”
"Well, even if you don't, there's one of the most important reasons." Lin Su didn't care about spreading his hands: "Actually, I don't want to appear in front of the royal family in public." ”
"Why?!"
“…… Your Highness, I don't think you should think of everyone as stupid. Haven't you ever doubted the truth about what happened to the prince in the first place?! ”
"......" The queen looked at her innocent little prince quietly, and then turned her gaze back to the little devil in front of her: "Good boy, this is not something you should worry about. ”
"I've heard your son say that. The nobles of this empire can legally keep mistresses or mistresses, including kings?! Lin Shu snapped his fingers and called the pure little prince: "Little one, guess who framed you is?!" ”
"Don't ......" the queen tried to stop, she didn't want her children to be exposed to these shady things. But she was still a step too slow, and she could only speak at a glance. The pure little prince has already begun to chatter excitedly:
"The only people at my father's side are the Queen Mother, Lady Wimby, and Lady Lily, and Mrs. Winby is equivalent to the second princess and enjoys the title of duke. Lady Lily is the third princess and only holds the title of marquis...... But the eldest prince was born to Lady Lily, and until I was a minor, the eldest prince would be the first in line to the throne of the empire. And when I reach adulthood, I will become the first heir according to my status...... So from the point of view of interests. I think Lady Lily is more suspicious. ”
"......" The queen spat blood and looked at Lin Su with a black face: "What exactly did you instill in my child?!" "No, it's not her pure and lovely little Alphaed.
"You're right." Lin Su ignored the queen, pulled the little potato to first express his affirmation, and then summarized the omissions: "But no one can guarantee that Lady Lily will definitely be the last beneficiary, you are just the first obstacle, after you disappear, the first to benefit is the eldest prince." But what if all this was arranged by Mrs. Wimpy?! Before succeeding to the throne, the eldest prince may also have an accident, or accidentally spread something that affects his reputation...... For example. Suppose someone jumps out when the eldest prince takes over and brings up your story to induce public opinion. At that time, who will accept such a man who kills his brother to seek the throne as King of Tobiro?! ”
"This ......" the little prince began to bite his fingers: "If you say so, it is also possible for Mrs. Wimby?!" ”
"If you want to look at it from the royal family. These two ladies and the two princes were the most suspicious. Or maybe the enemy country is deliberately trying to disturb the stability of Tobiro?! Lin Shu patted the little prince: "You analyzed it very well." But I'm still the same sentence, no matter what. You can't let your guard down in the face of anyone. ”
The queen didn't want to hear it anymore. This analysis is correct, but she doesn't think it's for her son to know: "You haven't said why you don't want to show up public?!" ”
"Quite simply, I don't want to get into trouble." Lin Su was helpless: "Although outsiders don't know, it's easy for your own people to guess the reason why I will be looked at differently by you." Especially your son...... Innocent?! Based on the action he pounced on just now, I don't think the chance of keeping his identity secret will exceed one percent. Although I don't think it's a 10% chance that you'll let me see him......"
That's a good reason...... The queen had a black face, and the little prince instantly felt as if he had been abandoned: "Crisp, don't you want me?!" ”
"Well, I'll talk about it when you're out of trouble." Lin Su skipped this topic and took out the Mokobi pie and lemon candy sponsored by Lawrence: "I'm going to see you today, and I'll have a birthday by the way." ”
"It's your birthday today?!" The little prince was surprised, and he was at a loss and spun around on the ground: "What to do, I don't know, and I haven't prepared...... Do you want to call the kitchen to make a luxurious meal right away?! There are also flowers, and cakes, and blessing stones, and ...... That's right! Gift gift! ”
Lin Shu was depressed and grabbed the little ghost who wanted to rush out: "Don't be so troublesome, I don't know what day my birthday is, so I just find a day to celebrate." ”
The calendar of this world is completely different from that of Earth, and even if she wanted to celebrate it as before, she didn't know which day it should be. Anyway, I remember that it should be late autumn and early winter...... But forget it, it's not the same day anyway, and it's not much different from a day or two and a March or April......
"Are you an orphan?!" The queen glanced at the little girl with pity, thought about it and sighed: "That's right, if there is the protection of parents, how can ordinary children know so much." ”
"Almost, when are you going to pay your bill?" Lin Su danced a knife flower to cut the snack, and without raising his head, he stuffed a piece into the prince's mouth, and then asked himself.
"Pay the bill?!" The topic jumped too fast and too suddenly, and the queen was very uncomfortable.
"That's right. The cost of saving your son, and the cost of caring for him for a few months...... You also know that the CPI index of the imperial capital is too high, and life is not easy. Lin Shu sighed.
She didn't understand anything, but she could at least hear that people were showing favor and wanted to pay for themselves. The little cub ...... "Even if we're royal." But that doesn't mean we can use the money in the palace at will...... Well, I only have 100,000 gold coins now......"
"Your son's life is only worth 100,000?!" Lin Shu smiled: "It's not that I'm blackmailing, but I alone detoxify him is more than 100,000." ”
"Queen Mother...... "The little prince chewed violently on his cheeks. Quickly swallowed the snack in his mouth and looked at the queen.
The queen wanted to sigh, her son was lost once and it was for nothing: "Then what do you want?!" ”
"In this way, 100,000 is a down payment, and then the rest of the installments will be paid...... Think about it. Before I became an adult, you could just give me three or four thousand a month. ”
“…… Child. Maybe you don't understand the amount of these gold coins. You must know that the monthly living expenses of an ordinary family are only hundreds of gold coins. ”
"I probably learned about the price on the way here, but in fact, I want to use this money to open a small shop," Lin Shu sighed helplessly: "And let me remind you again, the quality of life of the people in the imperial capital really has nothing to do with me, and whether you are willing to pay or not only depends on the value ......of your son in your mind." ”
"Mom~" The little prince began to be coquettish.
The queen also sighed: "Well, I will send you the money in a moment." You use it slowly, but it's better for children to go to bed early...... I had a bad appetite and left first. ”
The queen's heart was dripping with blood when she exited the room, and her son was really raised for nothing......
In the relationship of grabbing food, the little prince first expressed his feelings of missing Lin Shu very much. then strongly condemned Lin Su's indifference in not taking the initiative to contact him for nearly two months, and then coquettishly rolled around and played a scoundrel, strongly asking Lin Shu to accompany him to the Imperial Capital Light Academy...... He's of school age. In the past, he played with him in the jungle, but after he came back, he was locked up in the palace for more than a month and asked the Xi clan to help lift the curse. A childlike heart that has been released into the wild has long been unable to hold back, and now it is desperate to breathe fresh air outside.
For a few things stated by the little prince, Lin Su first euphemistically expressed that she did not continue to be a nanny for the other party, and secondly, she questioned the education level of this world, and she was still very busy, as she just said, she has a plan to open a store for the time being, although there will definitely be a lot of inconvenience for a small child's body to do this kind of thing, but no matter how inconvenient it is, it is better than going to the academy to learn 1+1=2.
When the person sent by the queen to deliver the money finally entered the room, the conversation had already broken up, and the maid who came in only saw the little prince sulking and touching his little belly, squatting by the wall and growing mushrooms very skillfully, and the little girl sitting on the big bed smiled and waved at her very politely: "Send money?!" ”
"Uh, yes." The queen's personal maid was stunned to respond, and then came back to her senses and quickly saluted, and handed the space bag in her hand respectfully: "Her Royal Highness the queen sent me to ask by the way, do you want to stay in the palace or ...... today?"
"I wanted to stay overnight, but it seems that the host doesn't seem to welcome me very much." Lin Shu threw the money bag into his bracelet, and was very satisfied to see that the amount of coins displayed in the bracelet had skyrocketed by 100,000 gold, and then he spread his hands: "So don't bother, I'll leave now." ”
"Alright then, I'll ......," the maid nodded, and just as she was about to speak, the little prince by the wall, who heard this, had quickly turned around and jumped onto the bed. silently hugged Lin Shu's neck and refused to let go.
"Uh......" the corner of the maid's mouth twitched, what is the situation?! The little prince of his own family is robbing the people's daughter?!
"Uh......" Lin Su, who had a koala hanging on his body, was also embarrassed: "It seems that he is willing to keep me again, why don't you trouble you to bring me a bed quilt and come in?!" ”
“…… Yes, I honor your commandment. The maid was speechless for a long time, and finally bowed down.
The new quilt was delivered quickly, and the queen originally wanted to arrange a guest room directly for the other party, but after listening to the maid's return, she was helpless. It seems that there is a long way to go to separate little Alfeld from the little girl, and this is not a goal that can be achieved in a day or two......
After washing up in the small bathroom attached to the bedroom, the two children nestled on the bed with a quilt and lay quietly in the dark for a while. Lin Shu was about to fall asleep, when the little prince's muffled voice came from his ears: "Su, am I easy to drag down the people around me?!" ”
"Sort of."
“…… Is that why you don't want to accompany me to school?! ”
"Hmm." In fact, there are many other reasons, such as that she really doesn't want to learn 1+1=2 or something again. For this kind of childish thing that he has already mastered to lose his tuition in vain, what a stupid thing to do! Of course, going to school is not completely unhelpful, for example, you can learn about the environment. For example, you can build your own social circle, such as ......
How can you hurt a child like this! The little prince was hit by Lin Su's too honest answer, and rolled around on the bed twice depressedly, and paused after tossing for a while. Then it was wrapped like a silkworm chrysalis and slowly arched back in the direction of Lin Shu, and finally squeezed together again. The little prince continued to hum after a moment of satisfaction: "Su, the Xi people left after relieving me of the spell, why are they not willing to stay?" ”
"People have someone's home, and they also want to go back to accompany their relatives......" Lin Shu was so sleepy that he wanted to beat people: "Dead ghost, do you sleep or not." "Squeeze her face again, don't you see that she is about to fall under the bed.
"The demons are also gone, and the villain who took the lead was still smiling badly before leaving, saying that I was too tender and not fun." The little prince continued to complain.
“…… There will always be a time when you will be old. ”
The little prince doesn't need Lin Shu to answer too much, he just needs people to take care of him. All children are willing to whisper under the covers. No matter how noble the child is, the same.
As if receiving encouragement from Lin Su's response, the little prince began a series of crackles: "Su, I don't think it's fun to come back." It's still the most enjoyable time to live in the jungle, and you can meet a lot of people there. And blablabla...... But if I don't come back, I will also miss my father and mother and my uncle and my puppy and blablabla...... But the head chef of the palace is really bad, his dishes are not as good as those you make, and he has a very fierce wife blablabla...... And blablabla......"
An hour later, Lin Shu got up with a dull gaze, and the little prince who was still surging with red light next to him was stunned, and temporarily interrupted the continuous river and said with concern: "Su, do you want to go to the toilet?!" ”
“…… Go back and find a street sleeper. ”
As soon as he climbed away, a heavy object flew behind him, and he pressed Lin Shu to the bed with a chirp, and there was a little grievance behind him: "Don't go, you promised to accompany me~"
"Xiaobai!" Lin Shu couldn't bear it anymore, and with a summon, the little white tiger flew out of the space bracelet, and the little prince became louder with a whin.
Relieved and got up, Lin Shu moved his hands and feet, and his face was not good, staring at the little prince who was struggling under the tiger's mouth: "It's okay if you want me to stay today, but you are not allowed to talk again, you are not allowed to rub beside me, and you are not allowed to ......."
Lin Shu finally understood what it meant that education experts repeatedly emphasized that children should not be pampered and indulged, it was obvious that children were the most faceless creatures in the world, they could ignore any cold eyes, as long as they were given a little sunshine, people could be very bright people to go crazy. At best, this is called not remembering grudges, and saying that it is unpleasant is called remembering to eat and not remembering.
I just gave this little one a little bit of a good face, and people immediately began to stalk each other. Do you really think that this is his territory and you have to listen to him?!
"Then you accompany me to school in the light of the imperial capital?!" The little prince was silent under a bunch of restrictions, and after thinking for a while, he made a quid pro quo.
"Phew!" Lin Shu gave a clear answer to this request.
The little prince thought about it again and threatened: "Then I will tell the queen mother not to give you the rest of the money." ”
Lin Shu despised it: "The reputation of the royal family is something that you can degrade with a single word?!" "This number is too low, and it's not completely impossible to get her to go to school, if that's what the other party is for...... But at the very least, you have to have the motivation to go to school.
"Crispy ......"
"It's useless to call uncle, sleep." As soon as the quilt was wrapped, Lin Shu ignored the little prince and fell asleep, anyway, there was a vigil for Xiaobai, and he was not honest enough to take him out for a spin......
The next day, Lin Shu abandoned the teary-eyed little prince and returned to the Assassins' Guild to find his cheap brother, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Lawrence spinning around like a headless fly.
"What's the matter?!" Lin Shu walked over and asked curiously. She remembered that she said that she wouldn't go back yesterday, this person shouldn't be in a hurry because she was missing, right?!
So what big task is there again?! Or is someone coming to the Assassins' Guild to play on the field?!
As soon as Lawrence saw Lin Su appear, his eyes suddenly lit up and he rushed forward excitedly: "You're finally back!" ”
“…… Looking for me?! "It turned out that it was really because of myself.
"I contacted you many times in the mirror yesterday, why didn't I respond?!"
"Hmm...... It seems to be broken. Lin Shu mourned, in the heroic struggle between the little prince and the little white tiger, there were really not a few things that were damaged in the bedroom last night, and he only broke the mirror.
"Don't talk about this, you come with me." As soon as Lawrence pulled Lin Su up, he rushed to the third floor of the union, leaving a bunch of curious glances in the hall and ignoring them.
"What the hell is going on?!" Lin Su was a little big: "Take your time, don't worry, I haven't had time to eat yet." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a loaf of bread was stuffed in his mouth, and Lawrence eagerly explained: "Did you steal several tokens yesterday and sneak into the palace?!" ”
"That's right." Lin Su took a bite of bread and nodded as he ran.
"That's right!" Lawrence laughed and cried: "That patron of ours is here again, and the other party thinks that the man who infiltrated the palace is an assassin sent by our guild......"
"Huh?!"
"It seems that this customer has entrusted more than one of our unions, but everyone else has been arrested, and we are the only ones who have not acted...... Because the task was not undone, the other party mistakenly thought that we only started yesterday. Although there is no news of the successful assassination of the prince, he seems to think that our strength is superior to that of the other guilds...... The proof is that we can at least infiltrate the palace. Lawrence sighed: "So he's here again today, with infinite expectations, hoping that we will succeed in assassinating the little prince 'next time'." ”
"Uh...... "It turns out that I also helped to do the publicity?! (To be continued)