Chapter 12: The Test of Going Out of the Mountain
When Tang Buxiu and Tang Jiaren returned to the Tang Gate, a glimmer of light bloomed in the sky, like a giant beast opening its eyes and overlooking the world.
Tang Buxiu and Tang Jiaren stood on a big head, standing with their hands in their hands, overlooking the quiet Tang Gate, and slowly illuminated by the morning light.
Tang Buxiu said: "Yesterday was your birthday, and I haven't given you a gift yet." ”
Tang Jiaren said secretly: Here we go again. Every year after his birthday, he would come to this sentence, and then the next thing was "let's talk about it next year".
No, Tang Buxiu actually looked at Tang Jiaren and asked, "What do you want?" ”
Hey? That's not right! Tang Limen actually wanted to give her a gift? Tang Jiaren wouldn't answer, and suddenly felt that this kind of thing was a little stretched.
The morning sun dyed Tang Buxiu's eyes golden brown, which looked very clear, but they were terrifyingly heavy. He was like a beast, licking his sharp fingers while gently patting Tang Jiaren's waist with his furry tail, asking her what she wanted.
This feeling is really weird.
Tang Jiaren stumbled and said, "If you want anything, you can ...... Just give what? ”
Tang Buxiu nodded.
If something goes wrong, there must be a demon! Tang Jiaren licked her lips and said politely: "Forget it this year, this birthday is over." Next year...... Next year, you prepare early, and I like whatever you give. ”
After staring at Tang Jiaren twice, Tang Buxiu retracted his gaze, looked at the Tang Gate with smoke coming out, yawned, and said lazily: "It's okay." ”
Tang Jiaren sighed and said: It's too insincere.
Tang Bu walked down the mountain, followed by Tang Jiaren.
Tang Buxiu suddenly stopped, turned his head to look at Tang Jiaren, and asked, "Want to go out and eat all the food in the world?" ”
Tang Jiaren didn't answer, but the act of swallowing saliva had betrayed her strong desire.
Tang Buxiu lowered his eyes, turned his head, and continued walking.
Tang Jiaren caught up with Tang Buxiu, pulled his sleeve and said, "Xiuxiu and I will go out for a walk together." The elder said that there is no woman you like here, and the Tang Sect is still counting on you to inherit the lineage. ”
Tang Buxiu pulled back his sleeve and walked to his room, only two words floated down in the air: "Don't go." ”
Tang Jiaren looked at Tang Buxiu's back and muttered: Why do you think Xiuxiu is unhappy?
The Great Elder suddenly appeared beside Tang Jiaren, looked at Tang Buxiu's back with her, raised the egg in his hand, and said, "A man is like this egg, only by peeling off his coat can he know if it contains fresh eggs or rotten eggs?" Is it a single yolk egg or a double yolk egg? ”
Tang Jiaren snatched the egg from Elder Tang's hand and ran over with a smile.
The Great Elder hurriedly said, "Hey, hey! Stop! ”
Tang Jiaren opened the door of Tang Buxiu's room, walked in, looked at the person who was lying on the bed with his back to her, and then walked to her room while peeling the eggs, lifted the curtain, lay on the bed, and fell asleep.
Tang Jiaren is not honest when she sleeps, not only likes to hum, but also poses in all kinds of unbelievable poses. The most important thing is that even so, she slept soundly and couldn't wake up easily.
Tang Buxiu opened his eyes and bit down on the pillow.
Outside the door, the Great Elder lingered at the door and refused to leave.
Tang Buxiu yawned, closed his eyes, hooked the corners of his lips, and said secretly: Someone is more anxious than me. Scold......
Tang Jiaren and Tang Buxiu slept until three o'clock in the morning.
The two of them sat up leisurely with the head of the chicken nest on their heads.
Tang Jiaren lifted the curtain, walked into Tang Buxiu's room, followed behind Tang Buxiu, yawned into the courtyard, and went straight to the kitchen.
The Great Elder, Second Elder, and Third Elder lined up in a row and blocked the kitchen door.
In the kitchen, on the stove, in a large iron pot, slices of fatty pork belly are stewed, and the smell is tempting.
Tang Jiaren was like a little black bear, sniffing her small nose, and she was about to break in when she reached the door of the kitchen.
The Great Elder said with a straight face: "Beauty, today's send-off meal, you need to defeat me and the three elders before you can eat it in your mouth." ”
Tang Jiaren swallowed her saliva and wailed, "Do you want to be so inhuman?!" ”
The three elders nodded in unison.
Tang Jiaren looked at Tang Buxiu, leaned in, and said sticky: "Xiuxiu, how about we join forces?" You take the lead, I'll take the lead. ”
Tang Buxiu rolled up his sleeves, stood in front of the three elders menacingly, and said, "Let me in and eat first, you just stop the mushrooms, you can't distinguish between right and wrong." ”
Tang Jiaren's eyes widened and he shouted, "You can't let him in!" When you let him in, there's no meat! ”
Tang Buxiu turned around, glared at Tang Jiaren, and said, "It's unfilial piety!" ”
Not to be outdone, Tang Jiaren raised her chin and said, "I don't respect my teacher!" ”
With that, the two of them attacked the three elders at the same time. That tacit understanding is impressive.
However, the three elders' understanding of the two of them was accumulated with lessons learned one by one. The three elders immediately put on a posture and blocked the small kitchen door into an iron wall.
Tang Buxiu suddenly withdrew his hand and said, "Yes, children's play, as an endless ancestor, I can't mess around with you." If you pass this level, I will let you out of the mountain. "The implication is that if you can't pass this level, just squat honestly in the Tang Gate.
Tang Jiaren directly hugged Tang Buxiu's thighs and cried: "As a woman, focusing on filial piety, the three elders raised me with hard work, how can I do anything to them?" ”
Tang Buzhi glared and said, "Bitter? It's me who suffers so hard! He first tapped his chest with his hand, and then pointed at Tang Jiaren's forehead, "You have no conscience!" He sighed lightly, "Forget it, as a teacher, I can't bear you to go out and suffer, so you can stay and continue to eat and drink." ”
Tang Jiaren immediately straightened up and looked at the three elders with fierce eyes. After staring at it for a long time, he lowered his shoulders and lowered his eyes: "It's not bad here." Raising his eyes to look at the three elders, "I really want to go out to travel, and my heart is full of reluctance." I don't know what it's like outside, and I don't know if I can come back to fulfill my filial piety in my lifetime. Taking a deep breath, "I'm not leaving." ”
The hearts of the three elders were moved. Just as Tang Jiaren is reluctant to give up, how can they be reluctant to Tang Jiaren? The Great Elder walked towards Tang Jiaren and said softly: "I still have to go out for a walk, it's important to broaden my horizons, I can't sit and eat and wait for death with us bad old men." ”
Tang Jiaren bit her lip and remained silent.
The second elder and the third elder really felt sorry for Tang Jiaren, and immediately walked towards her.
Tang Jiadao: "You don't need to say it. I can't bear you, and I can't bear to rest. Let's go, eat. "Pull the second elder with one hand, pull the third elder with the other, and drag them into the kitchen together.
After the two were dragged into the kitchen by her, they realized that something was wrong.
Tang Jiaren had already picked up the spoon and put the pork belly in his mouth.
The Great Elder was the first to come back to his senses, shouted, and said, "Stop her!" ”
The second elder and the third elder made a move at the same time, but it was already too late.