Chapter Twenty-Six: Children Are Difficult (Part II)
"Big brother??" The little monkey has extremely pointed ears and catches the key words at once.
When it comes to this eldest brother, Alin naturally can't hide his pride: "My eldest brother is your eldest uncle and Niangniang's eldest brother." He is so powerful, he pulls out mountains and rivers, and he can lift a five-hundred-pound stone pier with one hand! It can open a ten-stone bow, and it is effortless to pierce Yang in 100 steps! ”
Although there are several idioms in the little monkey that they don't know much, it is certain that they are very powerful and hateful people, and the little monkey can't help but have stars in his eyes: "Then I want my uncle to play with me!" ”
Poof, Alin stumbled and fell among the flowers.
The little monkey twisted his buttocks, stepped forward, looked at the little uncle who fell to the ground and refused to get up, and continued to be cute and coquettish: "Little uncle, I want my uncle!" ”
The little monkey tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said, "Can't the eldest uncle come?" ”
Alin nodded hurriedly: "He is on duty in the infantry barracks, where does he have time to mess around with you?" ”
The little monkey stepped forward with short legs, took two steps forward, pulled Alin's horseshoe sleeves and said coquettishly: "He can't come, then you take me to play with him!" ”
"My eighteenth generation ancestors are !!" Alin looked up to the sky and roared, eager to dig a pit and sell himself, and said in his heart: I really want to draw by myself, what kind of big brother do I mention!
Alin cried with a sad face, "Don't make a fuss?!" You are the prince's elder brother, without the emperor's nod, where can you go out of the palace at will?! ”
The little monkey pursed his mouth, looking dissatisfied.
"Don't worry, when you grow up and open a mansion, you can go wherever you want when the time comes!" Alin hurriedly coaxed.
As soon as he coaxed a few words, Wei Zhu trotted over, and said to the little monkey who was only three pieces of tofu in height, and said politely with a smile: "Sixth elder brother, why are you here." It's easy to find a minion! The emperor has just finished approving the excerpt, pass it to you! ”
The little monkey craned his neck and said, "I'm tired of playing, you hug me!" ”
Wei Zhu looked at the meaty figure of the sixth elder brother, and then looked at the distance from here to Chunhui Palace. His heart was bitter for a while, and his eyes rolled around, but he saw Ussuri Alin lying in the flowers, covered in sweat, so he smiled and said, "Ussuri guard, are you okay?" Don't bother the two masters, but you took the sixth elder brother away in the afternoon, please take it back again. ”
Ah Lin's eyes were dizzy, and he saw the burning clouds in the sky, so he got up and said, "I'm sorry." When the hour comes, it's time for me to leave the palace! Grandpa Wei, the sixth elder brother will be handed over to you, let's see you later-" After speaking, swish. Then there was no one.
Angry that Wei Zhu could only stare dryly, the little monkey saw that the little uncle had run away, and he was unhappy, so he pointed at Wei Zhu, who had a very strong posture as a master, and ordered: "You carry me back!" ”
In the Chunhui Palace, Xuan Ye finished dealing with the backlog of government affairs. is leisurely tasting the new tribute summer tea in Hangzhou, compared with the fresh and fragrant spring tea, the summer tea is green in color, mellow in taste, and has a faint bitter taste, which is also chic.
Authentic tea is fascinating. A little eunuch bowed in and kowtowed, saying that Wei Zhu had come back with the sixth elder brother on his back. Sure enough, before I saw him, I heard Yinzuo's unique giggles, as well as Wei Zhu's tired and breathless voice.
Shaoqing, a child with meat balls and flour balls entered Xuan Ye's line of sight. Immediately, there was a pop, and Wei Zhu was already lying on the ground. Xuan Ye's heart tightened, and he hurriedly got up, but saw Yinzuo stepping on the top flower feather on Wei Zhu's head intact and rushing over, the rice cake was sticking to his legs, twisting his ass and being coquettish.
"Slave, slave to the emperor, please say goodbye-" Wei Zhu crouched on the scarlet carpet, picked up the top that rolled off the side with both hands, buckled it to his head, raised his neck and said weakly.
Xuan Ye couldn't help laughing, "You don't need such a big gift as the five-body body, right?" ”
Wei Zhu smiled, full of flattery: "Bow to the Lord of Long Live Lord, it's not a big gift!" ”
Xuan Ye grabbed his son, rested it on his knees, and said, "If you are fat like this, it's no wonder that you, a minion, can't carry it!" ”
Xuan Ye laughed happily, pinched his son's fat face and said, "Not fat? If you don't believe it, you have a lot of fat all over your body, what else is left but fat?! ”
The little monkey stretched out his hand and touched his chin, huh~~ It's really fat!! Woo woo ~ ~
Xuan Ye saw the little meat ball's eyes full of liquid, and was thinking about whether it was time to comfort him, so he pouted: "Amma, people will eat less in the future~~"
Xuan Ye patted his son's soft and elastic little face and said, "How did you learn such a bad habit from your mother?" It's a blessing to be able to eat, don't lose weight at every turn! On weekdays, I have to persuade you more Eniang! Got it?! ”
The little monkey was a little dizzy, "But E-Niang said that it doesn't look good when you're fat!" ”
"What a fallacy!!" Xuan Ye scoffed.
The Qing Dynasty is not the Song and Ming dynasties, but it is not thin for beauty, this era is similar to the Han and Tang Dynasties, it is to be plump and beautiful, pay attention to the face plate like a full moon, pay attention to the full forehead, round chin, that is good-looking! As for those who are weak and supportive of the wind...... It's really cute, but it's a pity that it's too enchanting and not dignified enough, such as Wei's and the like. Xuan Ye prides himself on being a wise man, and he will never admit that the latter is more beautiful than the former.
At this time, the little monkey stretched out his lotus-like arm, wrapped it around his Amma's waist, pinched it left and right with his soft little hands, and then said, "Ama is not fat...... It's all hard meat, and so is my uncle, why don't you all have fat? ”
"Uh......" This really stumped Xuan Ye, so he had to say: "Children are like you, isn't that Baotai also chubby?" ”
When the little monkey heard this, he nodded his chin busily, and then wrinkled his face and said, "But Brother Baotai is not as fat as me, and the sixth and seventh sisters are not as fat as me!" Woo woo woo~~" said, rubbing his head in Xuan Ye's arms, begging for comfort~~~
Xuan Ye's head is big now, why didn't he find out that his son was so difficult before?!
"Amma, should I really lose weight? Woo woo, but people don't want to go hungry!! Tears were already rolling in his eyes, "People like to eat bowls of meat!" I love apple gummies! I really like to eat milk corners! I like to eat Sixi meatballs! I like to eat hibiscus eggs! ——”
This skewer of food is really called Xuanye Black Line, this little rabbit cub, does he actually eat so many things every day? And it's either sweet or greasy! No wonder he looks fatter than his previous brothers! The fourth elder brother Yinzhen, who is two years older than him, weighs only like this, right?
"Gollum~~" After the little monkey shouted a string of favorite delicacies, the little belly began to call.
"Gollum!!" Scream louder!
"Wow! Amma, the little monkey is so hungry! I want to eat a bowl of meat!! The little monkey hated the feeling of being hungry, and though he reached out and touched it, there was still a thick lump of meat.
The bowl of meat in the mouth of the little monkey is plum cabbage button meat, the main ingredient is pork belly, boiled first and then fried, and soy sauce and rock sugar are added to taste, which is greasy and sweet. Because after it is done, it is served in a bowl, so it is called a bowl of meat by the little monkey. As for plum vegetables, it is a pickled dish in Meizhou and Huizhou, sent to Beijing as a tribute dish, because of the golden color, fragrant, sweet and refreshing, not cold, not dry, not wet, not hot, so it is often used as an ingredient to make dishes such as plum cabbage button meat, plum cabbage steamed beef, plum cabbage steamed fresh fish. Plum cabbage and pork are one of the imperial dishes, but Xuan Ye doesn't like this kind of food that is too greasy, so he never has it on the table.
This little monkey was clamoring to eat, and Xuan Ye's head was swollen when he was yelled, so he had to ask Wei Zhu to order the dining room to hurry up. As an imperial father, can he still make his son stutter? The plum cabbage and meat are not a rare mountain and sea delicacy! Can't eat if you want to?
"Why haven't you done it yet?" After only a quarter of an hour, the little monkey purred on its stomach, and naturally had very poor patience. It's also because he played crazy today, and his stomach naturally got hungry very quickly, and his stomach was empty before he could eat.
Xuan Ye had a headache...... A string of children in front of him, which one is not well-behaved and clever in front of him? Even the prince is in order, and in terms of coaxing children, Xuan Ye is still at the primary level of what he wants to give.
Wei Zhu was clever, and hurriedly went to fetch the ready-made dim sum that was set aside in the dining room, and brought it up respectfully: "Brother Mo is in a hurry, it will take at least half an hour for the plum cabbage to come out of the pot!" Eat some snacks to cushion your hunger! ”
When the little monkey looked at the four plates of dim sum on the plate, his eyes immediately lit up, because they were all his favorite foods, the milk corner was full of plates, the apple fudge was stacked into a hill, and the lotus rolls and canary cakes were all delicious snacks!!
With something to eat, the little monkey is naturally no longer noisy, grabbing the corner of the milk in one hand and gnawing on it, and stuffing two apple gummies in the other hand to his mouth, eating it so happily!
Xuan Ye watched from the side, but frowned secretly, and said in his heart: Yinqi, who was raised under the knees of the Queen Mother, is already very well-behaved, but Yinzuo, who is almost the same age, still looks like a wild child, it seems that it is time for someone to teach him the rules! And this is eaten, and I actually grabbed it directly with my hands!! Although it is okay to eat dim sum, it is okay to eat it with your hands, but you can't start it with both hands at the same time and stuff it in your mouth! Look, those cheeks are bulging! It's so ...... It's so cola!! The corners of Xuan Ye's lips couldn't help but rise, just that's it, the left and right are still small, just teach slowly.
"Eat slowly, and don't be afraid of choking!" Xuan Ye couldn't help but remind, it's just an ordinary snack, but is it so delicious? Thinking like this, Xuan Ye couldn't help but speak.
"Uhhh The little monkey's neck stiffened, his cheeks stopped stirring, and in an instant his little white face turned red - he choked! RP
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