; Many years later, Xiaohan's daughter-in-law once told me the story of teapots and teacups.

The woman said that it is best to match a teapot with only one teacup, and if there is too much, it will be messed up. And there are so many goods in the teapot, more than a dozen teacups are matched, and the water can't be poured out.

This woman has always been intelligent, and the words she said were also one set after another, and I was still wondering how she could pull the teapot and the teacup according to her literary literacy. Lying in bed in the dead of night and thinking about it, it seems to have some truth. Looking at it now, this woman is a little bit right. The root of all the troubles is that there are too many teacups.

My uncle's teapot was forced to match the teacup of the Su family, and I thought badly, on the wedding night, would this teapot pour something for the teacup?

Sure enough, my aunt was willing to pour it. Men, just that bit of virtue, who doesn't want to give them a hug. What's more, the girl from the Su family is also like a flower, how can my uncle be able to hold it.

I heard that on my uncle's wedding night, my aunt played the piano all night, and she was so sad that she wanted to shed tears. It's really time to shed tears, just imagine, the man who fell under your skirt suddenly entered the cave room with another woman, if you don't cry, who will cry?

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It stands to reason that my uncle has been in the cave room. Nothing should happen between these two men either. My aunt is also that ambitious woman, plus the Du family's poetry family, how can a girl be a concubine?

Who knows my good uncle. I am not satisfied with marrying a daughter-in-law, but I still miss my aunt.

A person who is silent wants to do something has a much greater probability of success than someone who chatters all day long. Uncle remained silent, step by step, steadily, thought of countless methods, and moved countless brains. In the end, the old witch finally agreed to admit my aunt into the palace.

A holy decree entered the door of the Du family, and the Du family was saddened to death. Although my grandfather was the emperor's teacher, he could resist and disobey this matter. He couldn't do it. And so, on an auspicious day of the zodiac, my aunt was carried into the palace wearing the most beautiful clothes in the world. This one goes. My aunt never returned to Du's house.

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I later took over the flag from my grandfather. entered the palace as a doctor. Only then did I know that in the palace, it was really not something that ordinary people could stay in. If you don't have three heads and six arms, and you have eighteen abilities, you won't be able to gain a foothold in it. It is a miracle that my aunt was able to live so long and give birth to two princes safely.

When my aunt entered the palace, I was most happy to see my uncle, who had coveted fat for so long. I can finally eat it in my mouth, and that taste. It has to be! This ** is a little carried away.

The palace is the most important place to explore the rain and dew, and the common people are born. Uncle's throne was raised by the old witch with one hand, the old witch, I said a long time ago, I like to play yin the most. On the surface, he was kind to his aunt, but secretly he made all kinds of small movements. How could my aunt be her opponent?

In addition, there is a queen Su who makes a stumbling block on the side, and my aunt's life in the palace is like walking on a thin line. Fortunately, my uncle was really a little infatuated, and he was impenetrable, and he often went to the palace of Queen Su to sprinkle rain and dew, and finally lived a good life for a few years.

This continued until my aunt was sixteen. At that time, Queen Su gave birth to the eldest son of the emperor, Prince Han, and my aunt gave birth to the second son of the emperor, King Jing. As soon as my aunt became pregnant again, this false equilibrium could no longer be maintained.

It is not easy for the people in the palace to live; If you want to die, it's too easy. Not long after my aunt gave birth to sixteen, she died. Many years later, I learned that my aunt had died at the hands of those two women.

As for the methods used, I don't bother to talk about it. In the words of Xiaohan's daughter-in-law, women, don't do that porcelain work if you don't have that gold and steel diamond. Just because my aunt reads well doesn't mean she's scheming. The palace is a place of cannibalism, how can it survive without ideas?

In the world, only mothers are good, and children without mothers are roots. My aunt left two children, and the second brother was older and was taken by my uncle with me, so it was nothing serious. Sixteen years old is younger, and he is skinny, so he has become a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh for some people. One can imagine how difficult it is for this big fart child to live in the palace.

Eat and drink to prevent poisoning; Sleeping and walking, you have to guard against the black hand stretched out in the dark, this kind of day, I feel cold sweat when I think about it, how can he smile on his face? If it weren't for the second brother's protection again and again, this kid would have reunited with his mother a long time ago.

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That's how it happened.

On the sixteenth birthday, I secretly invited the two of us to the palace as guests. I discussed with Xiao Hanyi, and felt that I didn't go, and I couldn't stand the friendship between brothers, so I wore the clothes I was proud of on weekdays, dressed up decently and sneaked into the palace.

The palace is a place that is rare to visit, and there is always something new. What's more, a few of us are not honest people, we like to walk around, yo-yo or something, so we accidentally collided with Queen Su who was enjoying the flowers in the imperial garden.

Afterwards, I often wondered, Queen Su didn't visit the Imperial Garden in the morning and didn't visit the Imperial Garden in the evening, could it be that she was waiting to come here? As it turns out, this possibility is extremely high, because our whereabouts have long been known by some people. This is also the reason why the second brother later devoted himself to letting Xiao Han train the secret guard.

For this Queen Su, I have a little bit of a desire to complain. This person, he looks very beautiful, but his eyes are very small, you say that you are all mothers, why do you have to worry about our children? If you care, you can take care of it, but you have to sue the old witch.

The old witch saw that there was actually this kid from the Du family here (talking about the master), and she was very happy.

Why? It turned out that after my aunt died, my uncle didn't go to Queen Su's palace, and even if he went, he just sat and drank tea. Queen Su was in her thirties like a wolf, and she had not been moistened by rain and dew for a long time, her endocrine was out of balance, and she entered menopause ahead of schedule.

(Please don't question why I can say these technical terms, just imagine that I even know such a thing as a caesarean section, what is one or two technical terms?) ）

Therefore, there is only one way to coax a woman to be docile like a kitten, and that is to crush her under your body. The uncle didn't press Queen Su under him, so the second brother and sixteen were trampled under the feet of Queen Su.

At this point, I think my uncle is not good enough. You said that as soon as the lights go out, the women under you are all the same, what is there to pick? Like my master, I later rose and fell in the flowers, and I used such a trick.

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Queen Su, who entered menopause ahead of schedule, often dropped eye drops in the old witch's ears when she had nothing to do, so that as soon as the old witch heard the word Du family, her heart was itching.

However, because my grandfather has gone to the mountain to practice, my father is just a poor teacher, and the Du family, under the leadership of my grandfather and father, shrank their heads into their necks to live, so the old witch and Ben can't find an excuse to clean up.

Master, I was so unlucky to hit the muzzle of the gun.

When the old witch saw me, her eyes lit up, it was a trivial matter, and she insisted on setting it off in a monstrous wave.

Xiao Han is gone, he is my cousin, he has protected me since he was a child, how can he let that old witch succeed? Xiao Han doesn't do it, and Sixteen doesn't do it, he is the boss of our family.

The three little children are doing it against the old witch like this. Things are out of control.

My good uncle heard the news, and a good word on the left and a good word on the right was useless. Seeing his cowardice, my heart was on fire. is such a good emperor, he deserves to be such a wretch, he can't even deal with a woman, it's really embarrassing to say it.

At this time, the second brother threw off his robe and knelt on the ground, claiming that he was willing to replace the three younger brothers.

The old witch sneered, and immediately ordered someone to put the second brother on the board, bring a whip soaked in water, and mercilessly say the auspicious number of forty whips in front of the emperor, concubines, and princes.

No one knows what an important presence that scene is in our memory. The second brother will be fourteen years old at that time, and he is only a teenager, and his body is still very weak, let alone forty, even twenty lashes, he can't bear it.

Tears blurred our eyes, and I cried so hard that I couldn't stop crying. Xiao Han and Sixteen were better, only crying silently.

Men's tears are shed only for three kinds of people. One is a relative, the other is a lover, and the other is a brother. Master, in my life, I have shed the most fucking tears for my brother.

Many years later, Xiaohan's daughter-in-law once asked him, why are you three leather monkeys so afraid when you see your second brother?

Xiao Han's answer I think is a bit general, if she asks me, I will definitely answer her like this: Master, I was so scared that I only had to pee my pants, and the second brother didn't snort and survived, is there anyone more terrible than him in this world? With a terrible man, only to be his brother, and never to be his enemy.

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This birthday is unforgettable for all of us.

Sixteen has always been obedient to his brother, needless to say, after this incident, he was even more impressed. Xiao Han is a righteous person, others are righteous towards him, and he is just as righteous as others.

As for me, to be honest, I also forced Liangshan, why, because I didn't have a choice. Who made me surnamed Du, the Du family and those two princes are closely related, and life and death coexist.

Thinking about it later, it was precisely because of these forty whips that we had an idea that several of us had an idea, which started from the heart of the foot, and then went through the four meridians and eight veins, the five internal organs and six internal organs, and finally reached the heart. (To be continued......)

ps: Pull a ticket for a new book every day, don't say more, so collect it, and watch it again when you're fattened! (Miss Jiang Si.) /0/602/)--

( Miss Jiang Si )