Chapter 23: Superb off-topic skills
Yan Yuesu put the meat slices into the pot, and Xuan Linxi took the chopsticks to fish in the pot.
"Wait a minute, the fish tofu is not cooked yet, you eat this." Yan Yuesu took a lotus root slice and put it on the plate of Xuanlinxi. "Beware of burning!"
It's good to eat hot pot, Xuan Linxi likes to eat hot pot the most, every time she just eats, and the senior brother is responsible for shabu shabu and vegetables.
Yan Yuesu looked at her like a hungry pig pounced, and smiled gently, "How is it at home?" ”
"It's still like that, I can't open the pot, and the master has to go out to help the world and help the poor!" Xuan Linxi complained, "I usually don't even want to eat a spicy hot!" ”
Yan Yuesu smiled, her eyebrows and eyes became more and more warm, attracting the eyes of the sisters at the next table to cast glances.
Xuan Linxi glared back one by one, haven't these women seen handsome guys?
"Do you plan to stay in England in the future?" Xuan Linxi asked.
Yan Yuesu was silent for a moment, as if he was thinking seriously.
"If I stay, will you come?" Xuan Linxi saw that Yan Yue's eyes flashed with some expectations.
"I'm ......" was thinking about it, and the waiter's sister was carrying a pot of soup, and the heat spread, blurring her vision......
With a "bang", the inkstone fell to the ground, and Lin Xi witnessed the process of it being cut in half.
Jiang Lou rushed over when he heard the sound, and saw Lin Xi who fell on the bookcase, the pen, ink and paper that was messed up, and the imperial inkstone that was "broken bones" on the ground, and was speechless in shock for a while.
He stepped forward to help Lin Xi up, and asked with concern, "Girl, are you okay?" ”
"It's fine." Lin Xi rubbed his elbows.
Jiang Lou turned his gaze to the Duan Yan on the ground, "Could this be the treasure inkstone that the Lord is usually reluctant to take out?" Then Jiang Lou wanted to make an official introduction: "The one who ends the inkstone, the king of the inkstone - warm as jade, the eyes are high and alive, the distribution is like an image, the grinding is silent, the water storage is not consumed, the ink is not damaged, and this is still the work of Mr. Lou Beech." ”
Lin Xi received Jiang Lou's sympathetic gaze, and then heard Baili Jinluo say an astronomical amount......
Lin Xi shuddered, broke out in a cold sweat, was frightened by this nightmare, and saw a circle of people standing next to the bed.
"Miss, are you alright?" She wiped her sweat with a handkerchief.
"You're scared us to death!" Although Qingling complained, her eyes were full of concern.
There is no hot pot, there is no hot pot.
Lin Xi fell down in a daze, pulling up the quilt to cover his face.
Suddenly, a carp stood up and shouted, "Go, go!" Bring me men's clothes! ”
I was stunned, but I did it anyway.
Lin Xi got out of bed, put on his shoes, and unceremoniously blasted the three little girls out.
"Yue'er, you must save me!" Lin Xi pounced on him with an arrow, and Yuesheng almost couldn't parry.
"Xiaoqian, don't worry, sit down and talk slowly." Yuesheng held her up.
The third floor overlooks the downstairs, and in addition to the wings, the action of the hall can be seen at a glance.
Lin Xi leaned against the railing, and downstairs was still singing and dancing, and his colorful sleeves were swaggering. Who sings ** flowers across the river? The smoke is light and the moon is long.
"I smashed an inkstone."
Yuesheng gasped.
"It's still carved by Lou Zel."
Yuesheng gasped twice.
Lin Xi glanced at her with disdain, "I am now in huge debt, and if I want to repay the money, I have to have a job......"
Yuesheng's eyes were shining, and she grabbed Bai and said, "I know, I know!" I'll make you the No. 1 Oiran in the capital! ”
Lin Xi waved his hand, "Oiran or something is not suitable for me, is there any physical conditioning work?" ”
"Nope." The health of the members of the Red Silk Pavilion is responsible for their own person, and no one else is allowed to interfere.
"I have a youth bleaching pill here......"
"Okay, bring me a hundred!"
Lin Xi sighed: "If you are breaking the bank to help me, then you don't have to." ”
"You are my good friend, how can a friend stand by and watch when he is in trouble?" Yuesheng turned around and turned her back to the dogs and horses.
It's ridiculous to say that a man who has fallen into the water wants to pull another person who has fallen into the water.
"Humph! I will definitely be rich in the future! Lin Xi often imagines the future like this, deceiving himself.
Yuesheng does know how to get rich quick - kill people, take things, accept commissions from a certain organization, and pay handsomely after the deed.
"Or ......"
Yuesheng hesitated, but looking at her clear and pure eyes, Yuesheng couldn't bear her to be contaminated in the dark, so she pretended to be relaxed and said, "You should still be an Oiran!" ”
Lin Xi pinched her flower-like face, and said in a northeastern-style Taiwanese accent: "Dwarf oil~You're out of here~"
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Jiang Lou watched the maid clean up the remains of Duan Yan, and felt that his heart was bleeding, the master was burning money!
If you don't like it and don't want it, bury it, why embarrass a girl and ruin the heavens?
I think so, but the lord is great in the hearts of his subordinates, and Jiang Lou still thinks that it makes sense for the master to do this.
Bai Li Jin sat in front of the bookcase and flipped through the scroll in his hand, not glancing at the broken gold on the ground.
What do you want it to do with something dirty? He had long wanted to get rid of this inkstone.
Jiang Lou peeled off the slippery film on the floor tiles and threw it into the maid's trash box.
At this moment, Lin Xi still didn't know that someone had successfully tricked her into a trap by using a beautiful man's trick.
And Baili Jin borrowed Lin Xi's hand to destroy the inkstone, first, to get rid of what he hated, second, to pass on the crisis, and thirdly, to tie up Lin Xi!
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Lin Xi threw a flying claw at the roof, and then climbed with difficulty - he ate too much at Yuesheng, and it was hard to climb the roof!
She struggled to climb up, and saw Baili Jinluo's right leg curled up, and her right arm on her knee, she was really graceful, and the jade tree was in the wind, but couldn't she be pulled?
Afraid of the dust on his body, Lin Xi found a comfortable position to sit down, and when he saw Bai Lijin lying under the white jade silk, he was speechless about his cleanliness.
"Give me a year and I'll try my best to make money, how about it?" Lin Xi got straight to the point.
The moonlight poured down softly, circulating in this world, the young man's figure was a little unreal in this moonlight, as if feathered, the night wind lifted his headband, only the ice and snow in his eyes did not melt for a long time.
"Make a deal." His voice was extremely clear.
Lin Xi thought for a moment, and his tone was resolute: "You can't promise each other with your body!" ”
Bai Lijin glanced at her expressionlessly, this is a caring look for the mentally retarded.
"Well, in exchange for what?" Lin Xi looked serious.
"Gonzo."
Lin Xi was not happy, "What is 'Strange Stories', I am science!" Science! She solemnly declared.
However, she gladly accepted this proposal, after all, she didn't have to lose money.
"Every day after that." Baili Jinluo added.
"Yes, I'm about to take over Jiang Lou to give you treatment." Lin Xi held his chin.
Baili Jin fell stiff for a moment, it seems that he has taken a lot of trouble - to strengthen communication with his subordinates in the future!
"My name is Xuan Linxi, I don't know the name of Gongzi?"
Because he promised that he would not have a deep friendship if he only cured diseases and detoxified, the two of them were in contact with each other in an unknown situation.
Thin lips spit out two words: "Luo Bai." ”
Lin Xi nodded to remember, and then began to talk about it, which was usually Lin Xi's monologue.
The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, Lin Yingying understands this, and Baili Jinluo sometimes makes people can't take their eyes off, so Lin Xi tries his best to talk to the moon all the time, so as not to be confused by beauty.
When it comes to the direct rays of the sun, Lin Xi thought about the temple of Ramses II, and then insisted on bringing the topic to Egypt: "I once read Zhang Weiwei's "Journey in Search of Past Lives", which contains a description of Egypt, which I still remember: 'The sun rises on the horizon, and the earth is far and empty in the morning mist. The Nile, which brought eternal life to Egypt, sparkled in the golden morning sun, its dark green ripples and its banks were lined with triangular papyrus with stalks and necks spreading into umbrellas. Then Lin Xi digressed again: "I especially want to become a travelogue writer, if I can, I hope I can work with ...... in the future Eat everywhere you go! Carrying wine in a light boat, reading thousands of miles of mountains and rivers...... Ah, on Egypt! ”
said that it was about Egypt, but Lin Xi digressed to the point and ran extremely superbly.
When it comes to the ebb and flow of the Nile, she can't help but mention the Aswan Dam, and then can't help but analyze the pros and cons of building the reservoir.
When it comes to the pyramids, which stand for thousands of years, she has to explore how they were built, and by the way, she questions the time when the Sphinx was built, which brings to prehistoric civilizations and extraterrestrial civilizations.
Talking about the Eye of Horus, she showed the standard rotten girl smile, and enthusiastically told Baili Jinluo the story of this talisman, which involved kinship marriage, and Lin Xi crossed over to ancient Japan, and told the secret of genes by the way.
Talking about the female pharaoh Hasepsut, who did not let her eyebrows and wear men's clothes to guide the country, Lin Xi had to complain about Nanzhao's current social phenomenon of male superiority and inferiority.
As a man, Baili Jinluo must stand up and refute for the majority of male compatriots: "This is order, ethics. ”
"Don't use your morality to kidnap us, why do you allow you three wives and four concubines, and don't allow us to raise little white faces?" Lin Xi went back, "If I get rich, I'll go and raise a group of beautiful men!" ”
Baili Jin was silent disdainfully, not wanting to argue with him.
Lin Xi put away his expression and smiled, "One day, as I said, women will also go out to work, marry freely, and men will generally take on the task of eating." ”
It's like the senior brother is the head of the family, and as soon as he leaves the kitchen, he will be followed by the martyrdom explosion - in fact, it was blown up by Xuan Linxi.
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