After waiting for a while, Tang Yi finally came back, pushed the door and walked in, and glanced at the four people sitting at the table. I didn't let out a single fart, so I pouted my ass and walked to my room on the second floor.

Old Man Tang looked at his son's virtue, he was angry, shook his head, picked up the chopsticks without saying a word, picked up a large piece of sauce elbow, and ate it in a big gulp, eating with a mouth full of oil.

Zhang Hua looked at Tang Yi like this, sneered with disdain, and was equally silent.

This guy can't help but take people too seriously, and this is too fucking for you.

Tang Junnan saw Tang Yi go up the spiral staircase, the anger in his heart rose up, picked up a glass of wine on the table, and raised his neck, "Goo dong goo dong!" After draining the wine in the glass, he put the wine glass down, "Rub!" He stood up as soon as he saw that he was about to start the mode of scolding, but he changed his mode, and said to Tang Yi with a smile on his face: "Second brother, everyone is waiting for you, come, eat some together." ”

"I won't eat it." Tang Yi didn't look back, said lightly, and continued to walk upstairs.

Such a sincere invitation was refused, Tang Junnan stood there in a daze and didn't know what to say, Zhang Hua pulled his arm and motioned for him to sit down, so he had to sit down stupidly.

A reunion dinner is about to be yellow, Tang Xiaoru's heart is horizontal, thinking that it is time for her to perform.

At this time, she suddenly imagined such a picture in her mind.

The scene is the dinosaur era of the Cretaceous Period, in a jungle filled with gunpowder, Tang Laozi, Zhang Hua, and Tang Junnan are wearing armor and are fighting against a Tyrannosaurus rex about one zhang high, Tang Lao is holding a pair of meteor hammers, Zhang Hua is holding a sharp sword, Tang Junnan is holding a snake spear, and the three of them keep greeting the Tyrannosaurus rex.

The Tyrannosaurus rex was very arrogant, and the attack of the three people on the opposite side, it roared and screamed, sometimes raising its claws to resist, and sometimes sweeping the three with its long tail, and it was about to be defeated, but when it opened its bloody mouth, it spewed out a stream of flames. The flames simultaneously flipped the three of them to the ground in a wave of air, and all three of them were seriously injured at the same time.

At this time, Tang Xiaoru, who was wearing a loli suit, ran over, hurriedly squatted down, helped up the seriously injured Tang Yuenian, let him lean in his arms, looked at him and said eagerly: "Dad, how are you?" ”

Tang Yuenian gasped and said, "Don't ...... Leave me alone, quick, deal with it. ”

Tang Xiaoru nodded, put down Tang Yuenian, stood up, and gritted her teeth to look at the very arrogant Tyrannosaurus Rex. Then she tapped her footsteps, "Whoosh! Suddenly, his body flew into the air, and after stopping, he said, change. Immediately, a suit of armor was attached to her body, and at the same time, a long sword was conjured in her hand, and then, with a twist of her body, she held a sharp sword, and the whole person shot at the Tyrannosaurus Rex like a cannonball.

The illusion ends.

Tang Xiaoru stood up, chased Tang Yi like a gust of wind, ran up the spiral staircase, overtook Tang Yi, and then stopped him with open arms, glared at him with big eyes and said, "Brother, everyone is waiting for you to eat together, what are you going to make trouble?" ”

Tang Yi stopped, looked up at Tang Xiaoru and said lightly: "I'm not in the mood to eat." ”

Tang Xiaoru enlightened and said: "As the saying goes, people are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic. It turns out that you don't understand this truth. ”

Tang Yi said sullenly: "I'm sleepy and want to sleep." ”

Tang Xiaoru said: "What? I want to sleep and I'm embarrassed to say such words, do you know what everyone has paid for this reunion dinner, when our dad learned that he wanted to eat a reunion dinner together, he laughed so much that even tears flowed out, my mother began to prepare in the morning, in order to buy fresh vegetables, she went to the supermarket early in the morning to line up, when fresh vegetables went on sale and rushed to buy, in order to grab carrots, she almost did it with an aunt. In order to make a hearty meal, my mother personally cooked it can be said that she did her best, and tried to make the meal more fragrant and delicious, our father, not idle, she had never been in the kitchen, helped her mother, while picking vegetables and humming a little song in her mouth, so that the maids who cooked seemed to be unemployed, and they didn't know what they should do, and our brother, there was an important meeting tonight. When he heard that he was going to have a reunion dinner, he didn't say a word and directly postponed the meeting. You know, my brother has always put work very seriously. I don't have to say anything about it. When my mom called me, my boyfriend had already prepared a candlelight dinner, and we were about to have a romantic get-together. So, what is everything we do for, it is to eat, in fact, eating is not the most important thing, the important thing is that you have been wandering for so long, our family can finally be reunited, sit together and talk to each other, contact and affection, what's the matter. Do you just watch everyone's efforts go down the drain and let all our efforts turn to ashes, so that you are satisfied? Well? With that, she tilted her head and looked at Tang Yi with expectant eyes.

Tang Yi looked at her in a daze for a while, didn't say anything more, turned around and walked downstairs.

Seeing this, Tang Xiaoru immediately bloomed a flower on her face, stepped up and pedaled, walked a few steps, and after catching up with Tang Yi, she grabbed his arm, put her head tightly on Tang Yi's shoulder, her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and she said happily: "I knew that with my three-inch incorruptible tongue, you would definitely be defeated." ”

The two went downstairs, Tang Xiaoru let go of Tang Yi, trotted a few steps forward, and stood still at the table, like a welcoming lady, she cleared her throat, gestured with her hand to make an inviting gesture, and said with a smile: "Now we solemnly invite our second son to the table." ”

Tang Yi walked to the table and sat down, Tang Xiao hurriedly sat down, and said, "Okay, everyone is here." I'm so hungry that I can't find the north, so I'll start first. Saying that, I picked up the chopsticks and started eating, I originally looked like a very cute girl, but I didn't dare to compliment the food.

Then, everyone picked up their chopsticks and started.

Just now, Tang Xiaoru said that eating is not the most important thing, the most important thing is to talk about your heart. But looking at the current situation, everyone is either gobbling up, or chewing slowly, no one says a word, there is a word called cold field, and this field at this time is really called a word - cold.

After a while, Tang Junnan put down his chopsticks, picked up his wine glass, looked at Tang Yi, and said, "Come, second brother, let's go one." ”

Tang Yi picked up the wine glass, raised his head, and said with an uninhibited attitude: "First of all, thank you very much for the eldest brother to be able to hold the wine glass and drink with me, I feel an extraordinary honor, but there are elders present, as a junior, don't respect the elders first, is it a little mentally retarded?" As he spoke, he turned sideways, turned the finger to his father, and smiled: "Come, Dad, I respect you." ”

Tang Yuenian was immersed in eating happily, listening to the words, he raised his head suddenly, stopped chewing, his mouth was full of food, and he looked at Tang Yi with a stunned expression, not to mention, that look is quite cute.

Seeing this, Zhang Hua on the side hurriedly said: "Drinking alcohol is not good for your health, it is easy to cause kidney deficiency, no, your father quit drinking last year." ”

Tang Yi: "Oh! He smiled, and said, "Mom, let me quit, there is a saying, he is good, and I am good." ”

As soon as the words fell, Tang Junnan said, "Poof! With a bang, a mouthful of rice that had just been eaten in his mouth squirted out.

Tang Xiaoru hurriedly turned sideways, stretched out his hand and pulled Tang Yi's sleeve, and said a little unhappily: "Brother, is it unseemly for you to say such things to your elders?" ”

Tang Yi patted Tang Xiaoru's head: "Little mother hasn't said anything yet, you let out a fart first, how could a little mother be such a high-minded and generous and selfless person, how could she make a big deal for such a sentence." As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Zhang Hua, and said with a playful expression on his face: "Mom, do you think I am very reasonable?" ”

In the face of this kind of harsh words full of gunpowder, our "little mother" cultivation is still very high, she took an empty cup on the table without urgency or anger, poured half a glass of red wine, and said to Tang Yi with a smile: "Yi'er can take the initiative to respect the elders wine, this filial piety is still very commendable, your father can't drink it, I'll drink this cup for him, come, let's go one." ”

Hearing this, Tang Yuenian, Tang Junnan, and Tang Xiaoru all turned their eyes to Zhang Hua.

Tang Yi was suddenly startled and said: "Wow, my little mother wants to drink with me, this price makes me so flattered that I have to go to heaven and earth, it's rare that you have this good intention, come, kill it." With that, he tilted his neck with most of the red wine in the glass.

Zhang Hua originally thought that he would not finish this glass of wine at one time, after all, he had never drunk too much. Seeing that Tang Yi actually did it with her with a challenging attitude, how could she lose her value in front of an ignorant junior, so she didn't say a word, and raised her neck, "Goo Dong Goo Dong!" He drank the wine in his cup in a few sips.

"That's a good amount of wine, but I don't seem to have enough to drink, how about we drink another one?" Tang Yi poured himself a glass again and lifted it.

"Okay. Today I will lay down my life to accompany the gentleman. Zhang Hua picked up the wine bottle and wanted to pour it into the cup, but Tang Junnan next to him grabbed her hand and said a little worriedly: "Mom, that's enough." ”

"Enough birds, don't stop me." Zhang Hua broke free of Tang Junnan's hand, picked up the wine glass and wanted to drink again.

"Dad, hurry up and persuade Mom." Seeing that he couldn't persuade his mother, Tang Junnan cast a look at Tang Yuenian for help.

Master Tang has always understood his wife's temperament, and once he wants to do something, he will definitely do it to the end, so he simply said, "Take it easy, don't drink too much." With that, he lowered his head and began to eat again.

"Here, do it,"

Tang Yi and Zhang Hua clinked their glasses, drained the second glass of wine, followed by the third glass, and after a few glasses, both of them were a little dizzy and didn't know what year it was.