Chapter 51: Five Joyful Gods
"Two people, one million, not only do it, but also two prices." Looking at the two people on the couch, I raised a finger with a blank face.
Since I didn't give a good face at the beginning, I naturally can't give it now. So after the two of them explained their intentions again, and pretended to be silent for a long time, I directly quoted a fixed price.
"Uh, little brother, did you misunderstand?" Wang Zhiqiang, who was full of energy, was slightly stunned and said with a smile: "I think, I don't need it, you just have to help this big brother solve the problem." ”
"You'll need it, I don't want to do it again later, in order to avoid trouble, it's easier to solve it all at once."
Looking at him coldly, I thought about it and said, "One million, refuse to bargain." If you really feel that you don't need it, it's fine, but if you come back afterwards, you won't be accepted. ”
"So, the little brother is very confident in himself?" Wang Zhiqiang's eyes narrowed slightly.
I withdrew my gaze and ignored it, and looked directly at the old pervert who was smiling a little unnaturally: "Let's talk about your specific situation and specific needs first. ”
The old pervert seems to be really thin-skinned, and when he sees me so direct, he is suddenly a little embarrassed and speechless.
"Alas, I said my good sister...... Big brother, you have all come to this place, what else is there to be embarrassed about, what is there to rest assured, take out your momentum in bed, believe in the professional ethics of the little brother, he will keep it secret for you. looked like a coward, so that Wang Zhiqiang couldn't help but laugh and joke.
My brow twitched slightly, but I was caught up in the words he swallowed back, and I didn't care about what was said later.
Sister? Brother-in-law?
It seems that nine times out of ten it is really the brother-in-law of the beast Wang Zhiqiang: Huang Hongjun.
"Okay, it's okay if you're embarrassed to say more, I'll ask, just answer simply." Putting away my thoughts, I said lightly.
The old pervert suddenly had a grateful and understanding expression on his face.
"Do you have a habit of taking medicines? Before coming to me, did you find anyone else, and what methods did you use to help you solve it? ”
The old pervert was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said: "If you have medicine, it has been useful for some, and other people have indeed found it, but the solutions provided by those people are not ideal, so it is not said." ”
"That'll do." I nodded expressionlessly, and then asked, "Then what effect do you want?" Is it better to be able to get back into the work, or is it better to be more powerful?
Asking directly, the old pervert suddenly became even more embarrassed, and scratched his head very shyly: "So, the little brother really has a way?" ”
Resisting the desire to vomit, I said lightly: "Since you have contacted my Uncle Luo, or he introduced you, then about painting spirituality, I think you have already understood something, I won't talk nonsense, I just tell you: not only is there a way, but the effect is also very good." ”
"How good?" The two asked in unison.
Not only was the old pervert excited when he heard this, but even Wang Zhiqiang, who had already made it clear that he didn't have this need, was also aroused by me.
Before finally confirming the identity of the old pervert, Wang Zhiqiang is my main target, and I must let him follow suit, otherwise it will not make much sense.
"It's better than you can imagine." At this time, seeing that he finally came to a little interested, I couldn't help but show a shallow smile.
This smile seemed a little evil, and in the eyes of the two of them, it was full of mystery, and they were immediately shocked.
Without giving them time to buffer, I took a light breath and continued to smile lightly: "I don't know if you have heard of the "Wutong Joy God"? ”
The two of them raised their eyebrows slightly at the same time, and then shook their heads.
I looked at them and explained: "This five-way god was originally a kind of spirit, active by nature, powerful, existed since ancient times, there was a long time to stir up trouble everywhere, for the four directions, the people were tossed by it so miserable, unable to deal with it, had to build a temple, as a god worshipped. But this did not really solve the problem, because although people continued to sacrifice, the sacrifices offered could not satisfy it at all, and they would still often go out to harm people, and eventually cause the wrath of the heavenly court, and the divine punishment would be subdued, and after accepting the transformation, they would become immortals and become gods. ”
Speaking of this, I deliberately stopped, and waited for the two of them to look at me with curiosity on their faces for a long time before asking, "Do you know how these five gods harm the people?" ”
This question, the two of them suddenly understood a little.
Still not giving them a buffer time, I nodded again and said, "Yes, lewd wives and daughters everywhere." What needs to be told here is that these five gods are not as hideous, fierce and vicious as people usually think of as spirits, and they will be harmed when they see beautiful women, but they will become beautiful and handsome men and seduce them, so the women who are harmed by it will not only lose their bodies, but also fall in love with it and be haunted by their dreams, which is the main reason why it is hated. It is said that after being caught in the heavenly court, even the fairies in the sky were moved and pleaded for it, otherwise it would not only not be punished by heaven, but would be canonized as a god. ”
"So these five gods are not only extremely capable in that aspect, but also extremely handsome."
Speaking of which, I stopped and let them make up for themselves. Now that he has passed through Luo Wenxin, he probably knows the magic of painting spirituality, and it is definitely not difficult to think of what this means.
Sure enough, after frowning and making up for a while, the expressions of the two began to become excited.
Wang Zhiqiang, who did not have this need, became very interested, and the old pervert whose temples had turned white was even more excited that the corners of his mouth twitched.
After a long time, the old pervert who was so excited that his hands and feet trembled slightly took a deep breath, and his voice became a little hoarse.
"Little brother...... What do you mean......"
Before he finished speaking, I nodded lightly and said: "That's right, if you use the art of drawing spirits to attract the spirit of these five gods to the human body and fuse, not only will that ability be reborn, but it will also be easy to capture the hearts of women, and after a period of time, the spirit of the person will also change, in short, it will become handsome." ”
"What about the side effects?" Wang Zhiqiang frowned and asked, obviously not completely losing his mind like the old pervert.
After staring at him expressionlessly for a while, I sneered, "The side effect is that you will die!" ”
Wang Zhiqiang's face changed suddenly, and the joy on the face of the old pervert instantly froze.
"What? Scared? ”
Seeing that they had been completely shocked, I sneered again: "If you don't touch these five joyful gods, you don't have to die?" ”
Wang Zhiqiang was the first to understand: "You mean ......"
"It is to reduce the life expectancy, and if you control it properly, you can reduce the life expectancy by one or two years at the least, and at most by three or five years." I nodded again, expressionless.
The expressions of the two suddenly relaxed, and they laughed wryly.
Looking at them, I gradually revealed the evil smile I had before.