The days of telling martial arts novels every day have passed in a blink of an eye, and time has entered autumn.

At first, men came to cheer just to beg for kisses, but now men have become crazy fans of martial arts novels, and they can't stop.

I was unexpectedly hot!

When brushing the dung bucket, the man next to him grabbed the dung bucket and asked while offering courtesy: "Miss Li, Xiao Zhao is so beautiful, more beautiful than Zhao Min, why does Zhang Wuji not like Xiao Zhao and Zhao Min?" ”

Answer: Who can say clearly about feelings? This thing is Wang Ba's pair of mung beans, and I like it when I look at it.

The man was speechless when he heard this description...... Emotional men are all kings, and women are mung beans?

When washing clothes, the man next to him grabbed the big basin and sighed while offering courtesy: "Is the dragon slaying knife or the heavenly sword expensive?" What's so powerful in there? ”

Answer: Of course, the dragon slaying knife is expensive, and the dragon slaying knife is heavier than the Yitian sword! Of course, the heavier the scrap iron, the more valuable it is! As for what exactly is hidden inside, the mystery will be revealed later.

The man scratched his ears and cheeks and continued to ask: "Is that Zhang Wuji powerful, or is our sect leader powerful?" ”

"......" I was speechless, "It's all powerful, how powerful our sect leader is, how powerful Zhang Wuji is." ”

Even when I went to the toilet, someone asked outside the door: "Miss Li, Miss Mei Niang!" I have many, many more questions.................."

Even when I went to the latrine, there were people in the thatched house next door who were farting while humming the theme song of "Dragon Slayer Knife Leaning on the Sky Sword" that I sang to them when I got up, "Stepping on a thousand mountains, the sky is high and the sea is wide...... Watch the wind turn and the clouds surge, poof...... Slaying the dragon leaning on the sky and slashing the clear sky for a second, poof...... The world needs to go through the wind and snow, puff ......"

Damn, hungry gods,

The artistic conception was all destroyed by those few loud farts!!!!

I didn't expect Yu Tianjue to start indulging me recently.

He doesn't care who I wave with anyone.

And the little white leather boots he gave me, which I wear on my feet every day, I can't put down.

Martial arts novels have not only made me famous, but they have also brought money. Just when everyone was like being poisoned, I started to collect tips, listened to a two-penny game, and then the price increased, and the price increased again!

So far!

My destitute life has finally begun to have an income!

The mood is starting to improve, and the mood is good on the days when you have money!

Look at the flowers more colorful (in fact, they are almost grateful),

Look at the trees are greener (in fact, they have already begun to turn yellow),

Look at the handsome guy is more handsome (you can see it when you look at it on weekdays and want to vomit),

Look at the house is more beautiful (even the thatched house can smell the fragrance).

It's all psychological.

This is the last day of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", and after reluctantly finishing the finale, everyone sighed with emotion, and still couldn't help themselves in the storyline.

I'm also emotionally excited, of course I'm not excited about this, I'm excited that all the paid performances of the entire Heaven and Dragon Slayer have earned me dozens of taels of silver, and I want to cry excitedly.

Sister, I finally have money to buy, buy, buy!

I clutched the money bag on my chest, and my chest was surging!

Damn it, how much sweat this money cost me! I swollen more!

How many fragrant kisses were sent out in exchange!

It's not easy to start from scratch!

In the end, I and I took out 20 large wine jars, raised a glass and drank in the training ground, and sang about the wine.

However, the person who invited me was not me, it was Ren Yao.

I relied on Ren Yao's sponsorship to get here.

I don't know why, I just want to drink today, maybe I'm too happy to make money, maybe I'm too happy to be rewarded for my efforts, maybe I'm too happy to be recognized for my efforts. I really want to reward myself in time and encourage myself.

said arrogantly: "Brothers, the story of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" is over, if you don't dislike it, I'll sing you an ending song and draw a happy ending!" ”

"Good!"

The crowd responded enthusiastically.

Ren Xiaoyao shook the peach blossom fan as usual, looking at me drunk with a smile, his eyes revealing the first approval in so many days, and sincerely full of anticipation.

As soon as my voice cleared, I began to sing leisurely:

My sword, where to go, love and hate, it's hard to love.

My knife cuts through the sky, right and wrong, I don't understand.

I'm drunk, hazy, grudges and resentments, illusory or empty.

I woke up, a spring dream, life and death, everything was empty.

Come in a hurry, go in a hurry, hate to meet.

Love is also in a hurry, hate is in a hurry, everything is in a hurry.

Laugh wildly, sigh, be happy, mourn, who lives and dies with me?

"Good! Yes, yes! ”

Everyone was in high spirits, deeply attracted by this song, and praised each other, firstly they felt fresh, but secondly, they were impressed by the text.

"I've never heard such a good song!"

"Mei Niang is really talented!"

"She's the most talented woman I've ever met!"

Convincing, yes, why shouldn't I?

I laughed hahahahaha, laughed indulgently, and when I was drunk, I just couldn't control my laughter. My brain was dizzy, my nerves were excited, my blood was rushing, my emotions were high.

I cried, tears poured into my heart, sorrow and joy, and the sky teased.

I laugh, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, heaven and earth, wind and clouds.

I'm drunk, hazy, grudges and resentments, illusory or empty.

I woke up, a spring dream, life and death, everything was empty.

Come in a hurry, go in a hurry, hate to meet.

Love is also in a hurry, hate is in a hurry, everything is in a hurry.

Laugh wildly, sigh, be happy, mourn, who lives and dies with me?

But why is it that when the joy is at its extreme, the sorrow rolls out like the sea? I sang songs, drank wine, and laughed a lot of tears in front of my friends.

Oh yes I drank too much and got on the head with alcohol.

The world is a double shadow,

But my mind was never clearer.

Qin Moyao!

How lonely you are! What a forced smile! How pitiful?

You came to this strange world alone, helpless, helpless! Since you came into this world, you have been frustrated, even a hundred times more difficult than modern life, and after going through so much, you have realized that in modern life, God has loved you very much, but you don't know how to be content and happy.

Now the real suffering comes, you have to face the setbacks by yourself, you have to bear the fear by yourself, you endure loneliness alone, and you deal with helplessness alone.

Method in my madness

endure humiliation and steal life,

I forsake my dignity, but I don't give up my freedom.

Who can make me dependent, who can care about me, who can understand me......

I yelled at the sky, "God, can you tell me what is right and what is wrong?" What is Qing and what is 濯? What is madness and what is wakefulness? What is a grudge and what is a grudge? What is love and what is hate? What is sadness and what is joy? In fact, it's all bullshit from the Riba people under the wind and snow! ”

And then keep singing my song!

Throwing away the wine glass, I picked up the wine jug on the ground and poured it into myself, it's better to vent today, get drunk and dream to death, don't care if he goes crazy after drinking, doesn't care what he should say or not, get drunk first!

Goo dong goo dong, the small half jar of wine blinked to my stomach, the hot heartburn, burning the stomach, all the internal organs seemed to be on fire, and I was so painful that I was entangled.

The arm was suddenly pulled away by someone, and an empty wine jug in his hand was taken away.

It was Ren Xiaoyao, Ren Xiaoyao's palm shook in front of my eyes, and said with a smile: "Girl, you are already drunk." ”

"I'm not drunk, I'm sober! I'm smart! ”

"Do you like to cry when you're drunk?"

I felt my tongue start to knot: "Are you blind? Whichever eye sees me crying, and if it doesn't see me, it's almost laughing to death! ”

I didn't know, I thought I was laughing, but I was crying.

Until Ren Yaoyao's fingers wiped a lot of wet things on my face, I was still struggling to quibble: "If there are tears, you are crying, you are stupid?" My tears came out of laughter, and when I drank too much wine and had nowhere to excrete, they flowed out of my eyes! ”