The emperor sat on a wide chair, dignified: "It turned out to be Zimo, why did you have time to come to see me today?" ”

Ling Zimo smiled and raised his head: "I just want to see the good things in your storehouse!" ”

The emperor didn't hold back, and squirted out all the tea in his mouth.

He touched the handkerchief to wipe it, and scolded angrily: "Stinky boy, you can't say it differently, but you have to say it so bluntly?" ”

This made him very embarrassed!

If he doesn't give it, it will seem that he has a small belly, and if he does, it seems that he is afraid of being blackmailed by her.

Ling Zimo took out the folding fan in his collar and slapped it at him a few times: "Actually, it's nothing, I just accidentally got into trouble, and I plan to go out to avoid the limelight and see the next world by the way...... Look, it's not hard for me to go out once, you should be a send-off gift! ”

"A send-off gift? It's almost ...... to send the plague god gift."

The emperor took out a handkerchief to wipe the corners of his mouth and the back of his hand, and sneered: "Besides, if you don't go out, you won't take out the good things in my library?" ”

Ling Zimo sneered: "That, isn't it that you have a lot of good things, so that the little ones are greedy!" ”

"You dig a lot of my stuff every day, every year...... Now I can't dig it anymore, so I went to find Liu San's stubble? ”

Thinking that the Queen Mother came to the Hongzheng Hall and recited the scriptures for a long time, the emperor suddenly felt pain in his brain: "You provoked someone, got into trouble, patted your ass and left, you old man...... And me, I have to help you wipe your ass and clean up the aftermath! ”

"Your Majesty is wise and powerful, intimidating the world! Where is the need to be afraid of Liufu's soft-footed shrimp? ”

After Ling Zimo finished patting his ass, he said cheekily: "Actually, I usually don't cause trouble." That Liu San leper, just by the way, by the way! ”

Her eyes lit up, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

When the emperor heard this, he immediately became angry: "What a ...... by the way"

People often say that Lao Tzu is a scoundrel.

Liu Laoshangshu has been a ruffian for a lifetime.

It was his son's turn, Liu Shilang, who was a complete scoundrel.

That Liu scoundrel's. As soon as he heard about his son's fraudulent money. He didn't do anything that day, so he took the money bag and shook it in front of Prime Minister Ling for a whole day.

"By the way, I pit hundreds of thousands of taels of silver......"

Thinking of this, it was going to be regarded as a joke in the court, and the emperor looked at it, only feeling a toothache: "If you stop by next time, do you plan to tear down everyone's Shangshu Mansion?" ”

Ling Zimo replied seriously: "It costs money to demolish the house, and I won't do this kind of loss-making business!" ”

The emperor was laughed at again: "If you take a money bag and shake it in front of others, won't the silver automatically come to the door?" ”

Ling Zimo shook his head: "What's the use of just taking silver and dangling it in front of others?" You have to write an IOU, and the party who owes the money needs to press the fingerprint! Only then is the evidence conclusive, and there is no way to deny it! ”

Ling Zimo still didn't believe it.

That Liu Shangshu is a blind beep.

Because, he could not get the antique father to write an IOU, let alone draw a pledge for him.

That's it, just taking a money bag and hanging around, how many people won't admit it!

The emperor couldn't listen to it anymore, and slapped the table angrily: "Nonsense, you still have conclusive evidence... Is that how the word is used? ”

Ling Zimo blinked innocently: "......"

She didn't mess around, there was no evidence, would the Liu family give out the money?

While speaking, Wang Gonggong came in with Yu Ruyi.

Warm colors, beautiful shapes. Ling Zimo's eyes widened suddenly: "Is this for me?" Is it for me? ”