The sentences on the phone are very ordinary, and every word is very normal.

It's also common to put it together, but it's scary if the sender is Huo Zizhao.

"How do you date girls in general?"

"What do you want to do with this thing," Fu Chen's face was loveless: "How long has it stopped!" Lao Zuo, you call me back, just say that I was hit by a car and lay in the hospital, my hands and feet are broken, no, I have lost consciousness and may become vegetative at any time! ”

Jiang Ruliu snickered on the side.

Zuo Yu glanced at him, took the phone and started editing.

"Hey, what are you beeping when you call him," Fu Chen stretched his neck anxiously, and saw that he had clicked send, took back his phone and looked at it a few times, and suddenly became angry.

"Okay, Lao Zuo, I only saw who my true friend was at a critical time, I know that you have always been jealous that I am more handsome than you and popular with women, this is the result of my own efforts, okay? You actually hold a grudge because of this, and come to me at this time? ”

Take a look at his answer: Eat, go shopping, and watch movies.

Fu Chen pinched his mobile phone, only feeling frightened.

With such a simple and unpretentious answer, Huo Motou will definitely not be satisfied, and it is okay if he is not satisfied, he must have bad intentions when he suddenly asks about this.

For example, eating, there is a lot of knowledge, dead rats and live insects, feeding some mustard and some laxatives or something, the rhythm of the dead in minutes.

Shopping is even more blind, that is, the torture that women invented to punish men.

And watching movies, the theater is dark, all the horrible things happen in that environment, okay?

Fu Chen wanted to die.

"Idiot." Zuo Yu shook his head disdainfully, he definitely didn't know this kind of stupidity.

When Huo Zizhao was talking just now, he could pass the test with such a blind answer, that guy was obviously in a situation, and only Fu Fool couldn't see it.

You can't blame him, he was abused too hard by someone.

Zuo Yu was more curious about who was so unlucky to be taken by Huo Zizhao.

Just think about it and look forward to it.

The more Fu Chen thought about it, the worse it became, and he quickly dialed the phone: "Boss, I didn't reply to the message just now, it was Lao Zuo who stole my mobile phone, and I didn't say anything." ”

I don't know what was said on the other side of the phone, Fu Chen was submissive, Jiang Ruliu couldn't look at it, snatched his mobile phone, and turned on the hands-free by the way.

"Xiaozhao, why do you ask him about dating, Fu Er will only ask someone to go to room K in the hotel, how can he understand this kind of taste, it's right for you to ask me......"

Although Fu Chen was dissatisfied in his heart, someone stood up for him, so he obediently shrank aside to minimize his sense of existence.

Jiang Ruliu smiled evilly.

"It's okay to watch a movie, it's best to be a horror movie, the more terrifying the better, the kind that scares people to death as soon as they appear, and the girl is so scared that she shrinks into your arms as soon as she opens."

Fu Chen shuddered, boy, do you know if you are looking for death by yourself.

"When are you going to see it, why don't you let Fu Er open a charter for you......?"

For Mao to pull him again, Fu Chen glared angrily: "It doesn't exist, I just checked it, the recent horror movies are all down, and the cliff can't be arranged." ”

Zuo Yu leisurely took a sip of the wine in his mouth and said into his mobile phone: "Isn't the playground of the old five families just repaired?" It's best to take the girls to play. ”

"That's a good idea," Jiang Ruliu agreed: "I heard that they have the world's tallest roller coaster there, and when they run down, the girl is scared of the deer, ah, and the haunted house, immersive, the cliff is more exciting than watching a horror movie, Xiao Zhaozhao, I feel my conscience and assure you, after you go on this date, the girl cliff is dead to you." ”

Fu Chen couldn't listen to it at all, and anesthetized himself cup after cup.

Stupid humans, do you know how miserable they will die?

Jiang Ruliu cut off the phone with a smile and high-fived each other with Zuo Yu.

Perfect.

And it's obvious.

They didn't refute a girl.

Ha ha.

It's exciting to think about it, people in love really have zero IQ.