Chapter 625: A Good Show
Tang Jiaren felt that she was quite extreme.
Extremely powerful, extremely unlucky, extremely lucky, extremely sad......
She devised a good play, using a fake Lotus Sacred Fruit to lure snooping and greedy people. was going to rely on the power of one person to pit a sum of silver taels, and then live a chic life, not wanting to take a break in time, so that her combat effectiveness rose rapidly, and she directly changed the plan and played a big game. thought it was a foolproof ending, but something still went wrong.
In the Bairao Pavilion, behind a relatively rough screen, the mist rose up, caressing Tang Jiaren's seductive skin, and refused to leave.
Tang Jiaren didn't have time to play with these things, so after rubbing her face with water, she stood up, grabbed a large soft cloth and wiped her body casually, then put on the woman's dress and walked out slowly from behind the screen.
The gray hair had returned to its original state, like fine brocade draped at his side. As she walked, she wiped her hair with a soft cloth, as if she were in her own home, not to mention how casual.
Her eyebrows are picturesque, even if she doesn't draw her eyebrows, she is also delicate and beautiful, and in a slight turn, there is an endless flow of beauty. Her red lips were like ripe cherries, revealing seductive color and tenderness; Her figure is graceful, with a slender waist, round and straight chest, and two long legs hidden between the red skirt, looming.
Tang Jiaren pulled the embroidered shoes to the bed, crossed the unconscious fireworks woman, grabbed the quilt from the bed, threw it on the ground, and then threw the fireworks woman into the quilt, kicked lightly with her foot, and directly kicked the person under the bed along with the quilt.
Tang Jiaren sat on the bed, crossed her legs, and properly occupied the magpie's nest. She grabbed a palm-sized bronze mirror from the pillow, took a picture of her face, and let out a soft sigh: "Hey...... You, you, can never be counted as incomplete. He pursed his lips and smiled, raised his eyebrows in the mirror, and said, "However, people who are smarter than you are not as beautiful as you; Someone more glamorous than you...... Not yet born. Well, Pretty Woman, you win! He threw away the bronze mirror, grabbed a stack of silver tickets from under his pillow, held it in his hand and shook it, trembling and shaking, and his eyes narrowed into a crooked crescent moon with joy.
Her window was gently pushed open, and an earthy monkey slipped in through the window, quietly and silently jumped onto Tang Jiaren's bed, pulled the big cloth bag from the bedside, pouted her ass, got into it with her whole body, took out a handful of melon seeds, sat on the bed and began to swallow.
Tang Jiaren tilted her head to look at it and burst out laughing. She poked the monkey's head with her index finger and laughed quietly, "You are much better than Hugh, you can always find me." ”
The monkey spits out the skin of the melon seeds, which is considered a reply.
Tang Jiaren also grabbed a handful of melon seeds from his big cloth pocket, and said while snorting: "The so-called wise man has a thousand thoughts, and there must be a mistake." Monkey, you say that Hugh Xiu is such a smart person, how can he be a road idiot? Only by waiting for him here can we have a reunion day, right? Ay...... ”
The monkey ate the melon seeds very fast, and in the blink of an eye, the melon seeds in his little hand were gone. He stretched out his little hand, grabbed some melon seeds from Tang Jiaren's palm, and continued to swallow.
The long night was long, Tang Jiaren had no intention of sleeping, waiting for Tang Buxiu to return to Babalou to find herself, while chatting with the monkey to pass the time. She said: "I didn't see it before the break, this was a very comprehensive plan, but the disadvantage was that the income and pay were not equal." I worked hard to attract so many people, but I could only meet with you inside and out, collect some entrance fees, and then take advantage of the chaos to take out the stack of silver tickets with the highest price, and have to leave after the * explodes. It's embarrassing enough to think about that scene. After Xiu Xiu came, I was full of confidence and decided to do a big deal, so that I could be worthy of the vigorous cooperation of you and me, but something went wrong, no one is perfect, nothing is complete, and the moon does not dare to grow round with a bang...... ”
In Tang Jiaren's memories, the matter of selling the Lotus Holy Fruit has revealed new content, and it has been put together into a relatively complete story.
In the days when Tang Jiaren became an old woman, she went to tease the monkey who was performing when she had nothing to do. She found that the monkey was very intelligent, and liked to be around her and eat the melon seeds in her big cloth pocket.
Monkey is definitely one of the few like-minded people in Tang Jiaren.
In Tang Jiaren's money-squeezing plan, a helper is needed. It's just that this helper is hard to find. You need to be loyal, but you also need to be flexible and ready to run at any time.
After a period of observation, Tang Jiaren decided to take the monkey as a junior brother, so he went over to tease it if he had nothing to do, fed some melon seeds, and cultivated feelings. Occasionally, she would instruct the monkeys to make movements. Others only think she is idle and bored, but they don't know that she is cultivating a tacit understanding with monkeys.
Squeeze the money...... Oh, no, it was the night of chivalry, Tang Jiaren ran out of the juggler's window, lured the monkey, gave a few melon seeds, put them into a big wooden box, and carried them into the Baba Building in front of everyone.
He moved quickly, threw the monkey directly into the back room, closed the door, and left a bag of fragrant melon seeds for it, and then assembled the table, inserted it into the crack in the ground that had already existed, and put down the night pearl covered with a layer of black cloth, and then turned back to the door, blocking the eyes of everyone prying eyes.
In the process of shouting, Tang Bu kept avoiding everyone's gaze and fanned the cabinet door with his true qi, making a clanging sound that made it sound like someone was assembling something. Then, he used his true qi to shake off the black cloth that blocked the night pearl, making it appear that someone was in the house.
After the ten people paid the entrance fee, Tang Jiaren generously mixed in among the masked people, used a fake silver ticket of 50,000 taels, and played a trick with Tang Buxiu to fish in troubled waters, walked into the Baba Building with his chest up, and listened to the crisp sound of swallowing melon seeds from the back room.
The voice was like a feather, fluttering back and forth in people's hearts, tickling people's hearts unbearably.
If a woman's carcass and body are half-concealed and half-concealed is the most tempting, then this temptation of only hearing her voice and not seeing her person has a fatal attraction. Especially, the person who eats melon seeds may be the one that many people crave to see.
At the request of everyone, Tang Buxiu pulled out a brick more than a foot high, reminded the monkey game with a sound, and then blocked everyone's sight, throwing a few melon seeds in the place where the bricks were lacking. The monkey is accustomed to this kind of game, and reaches out to quickly grab the melon seeds and deliver the ice box. These movements, done in one go, are unbelievably fast. In addition, the room was not lit enough, and Tang Bu was deliberately obscuring it, so others would only wonder why the Lotus Sacred Fruit was placed so close to the ground, but they would not have thought that this was to make it easier for the monkey behind to cooperate.