Chapter Forty-Eight: Three Hundred Years of Good Quality
"They're in the car."
At the door of the bookstore, the white warbler sat with a small bench and stared at the Maserati in the distance.
"Alas, the space of the Maserati is actually not as big as the Cayenne, remember the last time she drove the Cayenne?"
Xu Qinglang also sat at the door of his noodle restaurant with a small bench.
"I was scratched by the boss while driving, so let's change the car."
Originally, both of them were doing their own things, but the female corpse was not an ordinary person, as an existence that had been lying underground for two hundred years, her hearing was really good.
In the past two hundred years, Madame Bai would occasionally come here to chat with her and talk about things outside, like a close friend in the boudoir.
Well, it's like a college women's dormitory that occasionally gathers together to discuss the length of the soft and hard,
Or watch an educational action movie from an oriental country together.
Therefore, although the female corpse has not come out for two hundred years, she has not been out of touch with the times, and when Madame Bai is away, she listens to the sounds of the land and the ground by herself, and because of this, she has developed an extremely terrifying sense of hearing.
When she "heard" that the plot seemed to begin to slide in an indescribable direction, she immediately sat down on the bench, patted the wall at the same time, and motioned for Xu Qinglang next door to come out and watch the play together.
I have to say that although the two usually quarrel a lot, they still know how to share at critical moments.
"Yo, the boss got out of the car." The white warbler whispered.
"Hey, the doctor got out of the car too." Xu Qinglang said live.
"Yo, the boss opened the back door." The white warbler continued to whisper.
"Hey, the doctor is in the back seat." Xu Qinglang continued the live broadcast.
"The car is shaking." The white warbler covered her mouth and stared at it without blinking.
"They guess they did a good job." Xu Qinglang took a deep breath.
"There's a sour smell in the air, is the sour plum juice in your kitchen leaking?" The female corpse waved her hand to cover her nose and said.
"Hey,, come on, let's bet, how long will it end." Xu Qinglang looked at his watch and said, "I'll bet for ten minutes." ”
"Fifteen minutes!" The female corpse replied.
"One, two, three, four............ Eight, nine, ten seconds! ”
Knock on the blackboard,
Pay attention to the unit of time.
"Hey, the car doesn't shake." The female corpse said curiously.
"Is it a change of position?" Xu Qinglang frowned, he didn't want to believe that terrible conclusion!
"Ten seconds to change positions?" The female corpse giggled, "You're also a young chick, aren't you?" ”
The female corpse is a person who has come over, and Mrs. Bai had a tryst with a poor scholar and secretly ate the forbidden fruit, but she is experienced.
Xu Qinglang's face was unhappy, as a man with more than 20 suites,
Take your first time seriously,
Isn't it okay?
"The car is moving again." Xu Qinglang exclaimed.
"One, two, three, four............ Eight, nine, ten seconds! ”
"The car doesn't move again." The white warbler snorted, "Changing positions again?" ”
"Your boss, have you never been married before?" Xu Qinglang frowned and said, "Wait a minute, I seem to have checked Zhou Ze's information, it says unmarried, could it be a chick?" ”
"I'm probably never married." The white warbler replied.
"That doctor's eyebrows are not opened, and his crotch is close together, and he should also be complete." Xu Qinglang slapped his forehead sharply and said, "Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, I understand, two chicks, it's the first time to play such a high-end game." ”
The white warbler was silent beside her.
"What's wrong with you?" Xu Qinglang asked.
"I remember that when Madame and the scholar first met, the scholar seemed to be very skilled." The white warbler was a little sad.
"In ancient times, the sour show was very ghostly, and he loved to deceive you ladies, but in fact, they were all shameless old drivers."
Xu Qinglang looked like he had seen through the red dust, ", the car is moving again." ”
Ten seconds, stop.
Ten seconds, move.
Ten seconds, stop,
Ten seconds, move.
Every time the female corpse and Xu Qinglang's car moved, they changed to a sideways position, and the car moved again, and they changed back again.
By the end, both of them felt a little sore in their necks.
Finally, the rear door opened.
Zhou Ze and Dr. Lin got out of the car sweating profusely, and then the two of them sat in the front seats.
"Why can't I understand it?" Xu Qinglang shook his head.
"Me too." The white warbler is also inexplicably looking.
"Could it be that Zhou Ze's rhythm is different from ordinary people?" Xu Qinglang shook his head again.
"Perhaps." The white warbler guessed.
finally
Maserati drove away,
The excitement is over.
Xu Qinglang and Bai Yingying glanced at each other,
snorted at each other,
In my heart, I despise the sentence "J goods"!
Then they turned their heads and left,
One goes to the kitchen,
One goes to read a book.
………………
"Whew............ ............"
In the co-pilot seat, Zhou Ze kept panting, and the hair on his forehead was already wet with sweat.
Dr. Lin was driving the car, and there were also a lot of beads of sweat on his body, which made him look even more stylish.
"I'm sorry, it's my fault, it's me who isn't attractive enough." Dr. Lin bit his lip and blamed himself, "I have no experience, and I don't understand this aspect, let you ...... There's no way to have fun. ”
Zhou Ze leaned his head back and shook his head,
"It's my reason, it's all like that, it's definitely my reason."
Zhou Ze took out the paper towel in front of him and wiped his wet hair.
"We are all doctors, and we all understand this matter, and it is on my side that there is indeed a problem." Zhou Ze took a deep breath and spit out heavily.
He can't wait to go back now,
Arrest Xu Qinglang out,
Hang him from a tree and whip him a hundred times, a hundred times!
Just now, when the whole army was preparing to attack,
Zhou Ze suddenly thought of what Xu Qinglang said to himself.
You are using Xu Le's body,
So are you green Xu Le or Xu Le green you?
Your body is Xu Le's, your DNA is also Xu Le's, and your children are also Xu Le's.
I don't usually feel anything,
At that time,
Zhou Ze even connected to the thing below him,
They all felt a little disgusting, as if they were holding someone else's thing.
Under this psychological pressure,
After trying many times,
finally surpassed Dayu in achievements,
N times I passed the door without entering!
The door, for historical reasons, is a little tight,
But the hand that pushes the door is too soft!
No sincerity!
"Give me some time." Zhou Ze lit a cigarette, then thought about it and threw it out of the window.
It's not that Zhou Ze feels that it's rude to smoke in a lady's car, but that he doesn't seem to be qualified to smoke afterwards.
"Next time, I'll wear stockings." Lin Wanqiu said very seriously.
"That would prove to be my problem." Zhou Ze smiled bitterly, but looking at Dr. Lin with a very solemn expression next to him, Zhou Ze's heart suddenly softened.
I even feel that something is not something,
poured out some of the anger that he had just borne in his heart on this woman.
"I'm sorry." Zhou Ze said in his heart.
No matter what kind of complicated hatred relationship Xu Le has with herself, at least this woman is innocent, and her feelings for herself are also very pure.
In his previous life, he seemed to be very successful, but half a year after his death, it seems that she is the only one who still remembers him.
"Just stop in front, you go back and go to bed early at night." Zhou Ze said.
"You get an early rest, too." Lin Wanqiu stopped the car.
When Zhou Ze got out of the car, she drove away.
Zhou Ze said before that the rhythm of their lives is still the same as before, as usual.
There is no way not to follow the same as before, even if Zhou Ze is willing to go back and face the bitter gourd face of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, including his sister-in-law,
But when he was in the same bed with Dr. Lin at night, he couldn't sleep.
Could it be that Dr. Lin should sleep in the freezer with him?
I can't freeze to death, but what about Dr. Lin?
Or call the white warbler over and let everyone sleep together?
Zhou Ze hasn't gotten livestock to that point.
Eating and sleeping, the two biggest things in life, are now restricted, and it is really difficult to let go of yourself.
The Temple of Literature has long been closed, and it is not the time for everyone to compete for incense and crowds when they "wash the door".
Chinese have always been so utilitarian about ghosts and gods, and of course, this seems to be an advantage.
Zhou Ze took apart the cigarettes he brought,
Although there were some hiccups along the way, Zhou Ze still knew what he had to do.
No matter what, he can't wait for Xiao Lori to come back after finishing his errands and then erase his status as a temporary worker, and it depends on the mood of others how he ends.
Cigarettes were inserted on the ground side by side, Zhou Ze lit them one by one, and then put the rice balls on the table, after doing all this, Zhou Ze shouted in front of him:
"The kid brought something to honor your old man, and please show up to see you."
After saying that, I waited for a long time, but there was still no sound.
Zhou Ze removed another cigarette, and when he was about to light it again, he found that the long row of cigarettes he had just lit suddenly went out collectively.
Raising his head, Zhou Ze saw that the old dwarf man was sitting on the mound in front of him, his pockets bulging, and he couldn't close his mouth with joy.
"Hou Sheng, you have nothing to do."
The old dwarf man carried a gong on his back, and his face was wrinkled.
"I do have something to ask you." Zhou Ze's posture was very low.
can lead a parade around the Temple of Literature, he is definitely not a lonely ghost, he should also be a person in the system, and therefore, he should know a lot about ghosts.
"Don't panic, let the old man do the math." The old man pinched his fingers, looked at Zhou Ze meaningfully, and pondered: "The old man accompanies the Confucian Temple Yijiazi, which can be regarded as some Taoism, what you want and desire in your heart, the old man will definitely be able to figure it out." ”
When Zhou Ze heard this, he waited quietly beside him.
finally
The old man slapped his thigh and said:
"Got it!"
"Please also ask the old-timers to solve their doubts." Zhou Ze asked respectfully.
How do you remove the prefix of a temporary worker?
What should I do, where should I go?
The old man smiled "hehe", with an expression that I have seen through your heart,
It's as if everything is under control.
He stroked his beard leisurely and said, "The old man already knows what you desire the most."
Perhaps, seeing that you are so thoughtful this time, I will show you a clear way, old man. ”
Zhou Ze waited earnestly.
"Jiuzhitang Concentrated Six-Flavor Rehmannia Pill." The old man spoke.
"............" Zhou Ze.
"Huh, isn't that right? No, it's three hundred years of good quality;
The old man also ate it when he was young and alive, and it worked. ”
At this moment,
Zhou Ze suddenly wanted to put the complacent old man in front of him,
Strangled to death.