Chapter 69: The Python
"I may have been here in a previous life!" Zhang Bing's expression suddenly became serious.
"How?"
"Half a month ago, I met the half-fairy in our village who lived in the mountains at the temple fair, and he calculated a hexagram for me. He said that I was a tree spirit in my last life, and our whole family was a tree spirit, and then I became a human in this life, and my tree spirit father has been looking for me in the world. ”
"He fooled you!"
"He also calculated that this year is my natal year, and asked me to go back and wear red pants and tie a red cloth strip on my head when I sleep at night."
"Did you do that?"
"I did, and he said that if I didn't, my father tree spirit would find me, take me back, and then I would die and be gone."
"You've met a storyteller!" Yoko laughed, feeling that Zhang Bing had been fooled.
"It's not a storyteller, it's a fortune teller!" Zhang Bing continued: "I saw that old man looking like he was in trouble, and I thought it was better to break it according to what he said."
"That old man is a liar, I know him, and he will tell people a fortune when he sees anyone. He tells people hexagrams, all of them are blind and nonsense, and everyone is the same. Yoko said as she walked up the stone steps. My brother got married some time ago, according to the folk customs, the family asked him to choose an auspicious day of the zodiac, and privately asked him to count a hexagram for my sister-in-law who did not pass the door, she said that my sister-in-law has a hard life, they are mutually restrictive, this marriage rabbit tail can not grow, sooner or later will have to leave, and said that my brother's second marriage can only grow old. ”
"Do you believe it?" Zhang Bing asked.
"My brother didn't believe it, my brother beat him up, and then my family apologized to him in private, and found a way to crack it from him."
"What's the method?"
"It's to make a pot of chicken blood and put it under the bed in the wedding room on the wedding day, so that it can be broken."
"Does your sister-in-law know?"
"She didn't know, if she knew, she would definitely throw that pot of chicken blood out."
"That's it! He's just a psychotic, cheating, cheating, and talking nonsense. ”
"Hey, Dryad!" Wenwen felt ridiculous and turned to look at Zhang Bing. "Don't say it, you're like a tree!"
"Haha......"
"Well, he's very fast at climbing trees!" Asa also made a joke about him.
Before they knew it, they were back in the palace they had just been.
"Hey, why did we turn back again?" Zhang Bing was a little panicked.
"yes, what's going on?"
"There are so many intersections here, who knows that road is the exit!"
"Oh my God, what is this going to do?"
"Hurry up and think of a way to summon your father dryad, hurry up." Wenwen made a joke about the soldiers.
"Ah, where are you Daddy, I'm your son Little Tread, hurry up and show me the way and let us get out!" Zhang Bing knelt on one knee and pretended to be sincere.
Hahaha......
Yoko, Lili and the others couldn't stand up straight with laughter.
"You don't think you really have a Daddy Dryad, do you?" Yoko asked him.
"Hell, I'm kidding you, talk in a hurry, shit tree spirit dad, my own dad is in the factory now." Zhang Bing looked disdainful. "What should I do, from which hole?"
"Hey, Zhang Bing, you won't be wearing red pants all this time, will you?"
"Of course I'm going to wear it in the natal year!"
"Hahahaha!"
A few people laughed and forgot about the danger in the cave, and at this time a giant python was nesting on the edge of the hot spring pool, its head deeply bought in its body and seemed to be sleeping.
Wenwen wanted to go to the hot spring pool to wash his face, but as soon as he walked in, he tiptoed back in fright.
"What's wrong Wenwen?" Yoko asked her.
"Shh Wenwen motioned for Yoko not to speak, took a few steps back, and then quickly ran to their side and said, "Big python, quick, there's a big python nesting there."
"Where?"
"Over the pool?" Wen Wen pointed back, his face pale.
"Damn, I think we'd better hurry up! I don't want to have another human-snake battle in this mysterious hole. Yoko looked left and right for a while, randomly selected a cave entrance and quietly left the underground palace with everyone.
When they entered through this hole, it was a wide place, and the pavilion room had everything, as if they had entered a place out of this world.
There is also a lifelike statue of a woman in the courtyard inside, holding a wine jug in her hand and making a gesture of slowly pouring wine.
"This place is huge!" Wenwen's eyes widened, looking left and right.
"This place can't be inhabited before, right?" Lili said.
"Could it be that it was built by the former eunuchs? Or is it that the houses on the ground have long been razed to the ground and no longer exist, leaving only the covered underground passages as a good place to hide from the world? ”
"Who knows, I'm afraid I'll have to find a geologist to explore and evaluate the year before I can slowly make a calculation."
"Why don't you sit down and rest?" Zhang Bing sat directly on a stone bench, took out an apple from his bag and nibbled on it.
"Hey, how do you say sit down? Aren't you afraid that it will be like a thousand-year-old village in the desert, and when you touch it with your hand, it will turn into ashes and disappear? Zhang Bing scared him.
"You can give me a place, the desert is a desert, this is this, those houses and buildings in the desert have been weathered by the sun and rain, this is a hole in the ground, and the geographical environment is different!" Yoko eats an apple and looks at everything around her.