Chapter 1: The sad otaku

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Seeing the red battery reminder on the mobile phone screen, Yuan Ye became more and more anxious.

After two days off and two days of dry food, Yuan Ye resolutely returned to his fifteen-square-meter small rental house, went to bed, Yuan Ye immediately took out his mobile phone, clicked on the novel that had been raised for half a month, and instantly, his face was full of happy smiles.

Half an hour later, seeing that the battery reminder was still 20%, the unicorn arm propped up the slippers under the bed, straightened the iron waist that had been practicing hard for more than ten years, and finally reached the charger on the small table.

Plugging in the charging cable, watching the red battery display turn intoxicating green again, Yuan Ye once again showed a satisfied smile.

However, ten minutes later, a huge crisis in the life of the wild man actually came!

That is, there is a power outage!

There was a power outage in this suburban area without warning!

The computer is out of battery!

The power bank is out of power!

The little electric donkey is out of power!

The neighbor is not at home!

The Internet café downstairs is not dedicated at all, and it does not develop motors!

The small supermarket opposite the community is just sold out!

The bus does not come!

Didi no one takes orders!

It looks like the subway won't open until next year!

Xiaomo's master actually took a collective vacation today, too, with a high temperature of 38 degrees Celsius, who is still so dedicated!

The most shameful thing is that I can't find a shared bicycle!

The nearest supermarket is also five kilometers away!

"Do you have to walk two hours into town?"

Looking at the scorching sun that exuded infinite firepower overhead, and then looking at the phone screen that had changed from 20% to 15% power, the field became more and more anxious.

After hesitating for five long seconds, Yuan Ye finally decided to fight to the death.

Tank tops and shorts, chicken nests, stepping on cool flip-flops, the field stepped on the sticky asphalt road, and began a long journey to find electricity.

Wilderness, male, orphan, 175 cm tall, 23 years old, more than a year after graduating from Grass Pheasant University, unmarried (of course, there is no such rare creature as a girlfriend).

A year ago, when I hadn't graduated from college, I was looking forward to a big career while despising the dead fat houses in the dormitory who were getting up and masturbating every day, and started a pleasant job search journey.

Not to mention, with a height of 175 cm and a handsome appearance, Yuan Ye is really very popular, and as soon as the resume was submitted, he received more than a dozen calls to apply for the job after ten minutes.

A week later, after a difficult choice, at the strong invitation of more than a dozen legendary insurance company managers, Yuanye finally chose the leader of the insurance industry, the legendary Fortune 500 in the world: "Zhongan Insurance Company".

As soon as he graduated, in the envious and admiring eyes of several fagws in the dormitory, he went to work with a small bag.

Beds, quilts, daily necessities?

Of course not!

My brother is also an employee of the world's top 500 companies!

Of course, life has to have style, and there is a good saying: "Milk will have it!" There will be bread too! ”

With a beautiful vision for the future life, Yuan Ye plunged headlong into the sea of insurance sales.

Oh, yes! It's really an ocean!

On the first day of employment, I walked into the office and looked at the small 100-square-meter office full of more than 100 colleagues who were listening attentively.

However, when every field begins to retreat in his heart, the sharp-witted group leader can always detect it in time, and use his impassioned words and inspiring speeches to snuff out the little seedlings in his heart.

Of course, Yuan Ye sometimes feels that the motivation for him to persevere may be the income of tens of thousands of soft girls every month that the supervisor shows out.

With the yearning for the soft girl, the character is a little introverted and the wilderness began to see newcomers every day, and eat chicken soup at any time to sell the insurance sales life.

Wandering back and forth, the wilderness has unconsciously persevered for more than a year, but the envisioned life of "living in the city center and sleeping in a big bed room" has not been realized.

With two or three thousand soft girls every month, Yuan Ye can only choose to lie down in this old area on the outskirts of the city, which is 5 kilometers away from the main city.

And this kind of life of seeing people and talking about people every day has finally made Yuan Ye change from a sunny young man to a squatting home from work.

Commonly known as: "Dead House!" ”

Now that I'm in love with home life, of course I'm looking for a hobby, so I simply picked up the novel I had decided to put down again, and carried it forward again.

If there is a three-day holiday, as long as Yuan Ye can ensure that the dry food is sufficient and the mobile phone battery is sufficient, he can not step out of his 15-square-meter warm nest without stepping out of a single step.

However, today there was a once-in-a-year power outage in the area, and the unprepared field was caught off guard.

After struggling for half an hour to no avail, the wilderness finally embarked on a distant journey to find electricity.

Two hours later, with the sound of "Zilazila", Yuan Ye was glared at by the cleaning aunt, with a gratifying smile on his face, leaving a string of swarthy shoe prints, and walked into the "Jiajiafu Supermarket".

Seeing the heart-wrenching 3% on the screen, Yuan Ye couldn't help but speed up his pace, and a string of "zila" sounds became more cheerful.

Ten minutes later, at the door of the supermarket, with excitement and nervousness, Yuan Ye gently and gently plugged the charging cable into the mobile phone jack.

The intoxicating green came into view, and Yuan Ye couldn't help but smile with happiness and contentment.

Feeling the cold breeze blowing from the air conditioner of the "Jiajiafu Supermarket" overhead, looking at the distorted scenery on the street outside, and thinking about the oven-like warmth in the small room, Yuan Ye instantly decided to go in and buy a small Maza.

In the next few hours, in the eyes of the cleaning aunt who came and went with contempt and hint, Yuan Ye gave full play to the spirit of "she is strong, she is strong, the bright moon shines on the river, she is horizontal, and I am full of true breath".

is motionless, the ass and the little maza are already inseparable from life and death, even if the stomach hurts, the field endured it with a fearless spirit.

I can't help it!

The novel is so exciting, I can't bear to let go for a moment!

It wasn't until the sun went down and the aunt ended her career at work that the field was comfortable and full of energy.

Walking to the sidewalk, looking up, there was no unknown object within a distance of 100 meters, Yuan Ye hurriedly lowered his head and clicked on a new chapter, hurry up, and read one more chapter.

Who knows, life is impermanent, fate is unpredictable, and an accident occurred when the field that had already calculated the distance was only eighty meters away.

Walking and walking, looking at the exciting plot and exciting battle, Yuan Ye couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, his eyes were shining, and suddenly, Yuan Ye only felt a white expanse in front of him, his head was dizzy, his phone was so hot, his body hurt so much, and he couldn't breathe.

I...... Depend on!

It won't be so unlucky, the phone exploded!

Sure enough, I will never use a four-star phone again in my next life!

Pity my thousands of soft girls!

It's going to be sent down tomorrow, and there's no one to inherit it, so I don't know which bastard will be cheaper again!

The moment he lost consciousness, he only thought about this!

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