Chapter 28 When you are young and frivolous, you should be presumptuous to brag
"Everyone here, do you know the national teacher who practiced in retreat in Changtian Valley ten years ago, Shi Yinyu? And I, his tenth generation disciple, Ye Huansan. ”
In the largest teahouse in the capital, "Kelai" teahouse, a young man in jade face and white clothes is standing in the center of the first floor of the teahouse at the moment, holding a megaphone in his hand, and said loudly.
His slightly hoarse duck voice echoed on the first floor, and his gesture of staring at the audience attracted curious glances from all the guests present.
"I have the true transmission of my master, from astronomy and geography to the five elements, although I can't say that I know everything and can do everything, but I still have some real skills. This time out of the valley experience, I only want to accumulate virtue for everyone. So, today's diviners, the first three are free. ”
After the son, who claimed to be Ye Huansan, handed the megaphone to the servant behind him, and then he "snapped" to open a handful of inferior paper folding fans, shaking them very vigorously, and even heard the "whirring" sound of the paper fan slapping on his chest.
And a little guy behind him just lowered his head from beginning to end and didn't say a word, which was very regular.
Is that eye-catching? Is it going to work......
Shan Ruqing, who was shaking a fan and whirring, was wearing a man's clothes, just like a child wearing an adult's clothes, how to look at it and how it didn't fit.
However, she herself is completely ignorant of this, and she is still full of confidence on the surface, feeling that her current self is enough to be "fairy wind and bone, chic and natural".
However, Shan Ruqing soon discovered that the situation seemed to be a little wrong......
After hearing her words, the people in the teahouse just sat in place and looked at her curiously, and the eyes cast at her were full of playfulness, disdain and ridicule.
But only for a moment - and then they withdrew their gaze and went on with their business.
Obviously, they didn't mean to deal with Shan Ruqing.
This is like a stick on the head, knocking Shan Ruqing's brain is confused: Hey? This is different from what is written in the novel! Shouldn't anyone be in the novel? What about people?
However, Shan Ruqing waited and found that no one really wanted to pay attention to her.
"Ahem...... Shan Ruqing withdrew the fan with some embarrassment and coughed twice: It's really ...... What the hell is the idea of the twilight of the yang? He also said that it would be useful to report his master's name......
In other words, there must be no shortage of powerful people in this teahouse, what if someone recognizes him? I was in too much of a hurry to go out and forgot to change my appearance......
No, no...... It seems a bit embarrassing...... Why don't you run away?
No way! That's even worse! Finally escaped from the house and went back like this? That's so sorry she gave Aunt Yan two dollars!
Thinking of this, Shan Ruqing felt a pain in her heart: for this escape, after she discussed countermeasures from Yang Yudu, she spent a lot of money overnight and bought Aunt Yan with two coins of silver to help her lead the door guard.
And although the kid said that he would help, as soon as he heard that he wanted money, he "sent off" without saying a word!
He's really not a man, he's just an "iron rooster"!
In the end, the two coins of silver were borrowed from Shan Ruqing and Wulu, because Yinjian had just come to Shan Mansion and estimated that she had not received the monthly money, so she could only borrow it from Wulu.
Alas, it is estimated that there is no one to be a young lady to do her part......
The more Shan Ruqing thought about it, the more sad she became, the more angry she became, and the more angry she became, the more unwilling she was to retreat.
So, she couldn't help but sigh and said, "Alas...... I know you don't believe me, after all, there have been more charlatans these days. But ......" Shan Ruqing said this, suddenly lowered her voice, her eyes swept over the people around her, and then her attention was attracted by a man who was very colorful: Ah...... It turned out that he was here.
She suddenly seemed to be walking casually, but in fact she walked lightly in front of the man, then paused, leaned over to his ear and whispered: "Young Master He, Yang Yudui doesn't like men with heavy makeup. ”
"You! How do you know! ”
After the man heard Shan Ruqing's words, he stood up suddenly, and the expression on his face changed like a marquee: he was in disbelief at first, and then he remembered Shan Ruqing's words and was a little ashamed.
During this time, he stole a glance at the people nearby, and after feeling the fiery gaze of the others, he lowered his head sharply, eager to burrow under the table.
The expression on his face changed so much that the thick white powder on his face shook off a little.
And this made the guests, who had already ignored Shan Ruqing, set their eyes on her again, but Shan Ruqing's eyes were on the man in front of him.
This man is the young master of the Anyang Palace, He Yunkong, who pursues the wind and rain in the city in the twilight.
But at this moment, He Yunkong no longer had the domineering attitude of making trouble in the Prime Minister's Mansion for the twilight of Yang Desire, but was so frightened by the burning eyes around him that a thin cold sweat began to break out on his forehead:
Early this morning, He Yunkong, who was still sleeping in the Anyang Palace, suddenly received a note, saying that Yang Xudui asked him to meet at the "Kelai" teahouse, and told him that this matter must be kept secret.
Originally, he was still skeptical about the truth of this matter, but when he saw a little cinnabar on the note, he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, and left the house without even thinking about it.
The cinnabar on the paper is the unique cinnabar of the twilight, the cinnabar has a special aroma, and the color is more vivid than the ordinary cinnabar.
And he had found countless skilled craftsmen who could not reproduce this cinnabar, so this note must be true!
Then, in order to hide people's eyes, he did not hesitate to put a thick layer of heavy makeup on his face, and even went out of the house without even bringing a servant for this purpose.
On the way to the teahouse, he was full of satisfaction and thought about what he was going to say after seeing Yang Yudui: Did he say that he missed him? No, this is too direct, I'm afraid that I will be drugged by yang twilight again.
That...... Then he said that he was hungry, and he just happened to come to eat when he saw the note?
Thinking of this, He Yunkong laughed out loud, and couldn't wait to praise himself: This reason is good! It's wonderful!
So, He Yunkong ignored the strange eyes of others all the way, wore weird makeup, smiled stupidly along the way, and walked to the Kelai Teahouse.
However, after coming to the teahouse, He Yunkong suddenly thought of a question: Yang Xudui only said that he was in the "guest" teahouse, but did not say where he was in the teahouse......
Before he could figure it out, the shopkeeper on the side came forward.
Although He Yunkong's makeup at the moment is strange, he is gorgeously dressed and wears a bag, and the shopkeeper knows at a glance that he is definitely not an ordinary person, so he will not drive him out, but greet him warmly, which makes He Yunkong a little overwhelmed.
"This ...... This nobleman, please sit down, what do you want? The dragon and phoenix Chengxiang, sesame cake, and crispy bergamot in our store are all good, and then a spicy beef, stir-fried oil wheat, and carp jumping over the dragon gate? Would you rather have Baiqiong Yulu wine or Longjing tea after the rain? ……”
He Yunkong, who hadn't eaten breakfast and had been hungry for a long time, listened to the words of the shopkeeper and couldn't help but get over the addiction of ordering food.
However, looking at the more and more dishes, He Yunkong neither dared to put down the chopsticks, nor did he dare to go home: just now, after ordering, he touched his sleeve pocket, only to find that he was in too much of a hurry to go out, and he actually forgot to bring money.
This made He Yunkong, who was originally sitting on the seat facing a table of food but had no idea how to eat, just wanted to turn into air and wait for the people of the Anyang Royal Mansion to take him away, before that, he just had to be in a daze in his seat.
Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color......
Just when He Yunkong kept thinking in pieces, and his mind gradually emptied, Shan Ruqing suddenly walked in front of him and said that sentence, and he couldn't help but exclaim-
Subsequently, He Yunkong felt the pressure of becoming the focus of the audience: Now he is so eye-catching, what if someone finds out?
As if knowing the anxiety in He Yunkong's heart, Shan Ruqing ignored the smell of fat powder around the tip of his nose, and instead smiled: "I not only know this, I also know other ...... Would you like to ask? Prove to me if I'm bragging. ”
No matter how stupid He Yunkong is, he can still hear Shan Ruqing's words: Do you want to help Lao Tzu? If you don't help, you're finished!
"That'...... Then let me ask you, do you know how to count Ziwei Doushu? ”
"Yes."
"Then do you know that the boy likes men and women?"
As soon as He Yunkong's question came out, everyone present gasped: This question ......
"Female." Shan Ruqing replied without hesitation, looking at He Yunkong's gradually cracking expression, she continued to add: "And soon, he will marry the eldest lady of Shan Mansion." ”
After speaking, the audience was silent. Only He Yunkong sat down on the chair alone, and the tear stains slowly melted the makeup on his face, and the already heavy makeup made He Yunkong look like a harlequin at the moment.
Shan Ruqing couldn't bear to look at He Yunkong like this, but she also knew very well that there was no possibility between these two men.
It's not a gender issue......
Because what about He Yunkong's deep affection? Yang wants to be twilight, and he doesn't appreciate this love...... Long pain is better than short pain.
So this bad guy, she just did it.
"Alas......" Shan Ruqing sighed, whispered something in He Yunkong's ear, then patted him on the shoulder, then turned around and blocked He Yunkong behind him, and said to the people who kept whispering and talking to each other: "I don't know if anyone else has a question for me?" Ask as much as you want, or else...... I'll have to charge for it next time. ”
"This son, my young master has a question for you, please get upstairs."
"Oh?"
Shan Ruqing raised her eyebrows, and she was a little reluctant in her heart: there were many people on the first floor, and her safety was still reliable...... But upstairs...... It's all wings.
Thinking of this, Shan Ruqing opened her mouth and wanted to refuse: "Thank you for your son-in-law's kindness......"
"This son, this is the silver ticket that my young master said this is for you."
Shan Ruqing's eyes lit up when she saw the silver ticket, and when she took the silver ticket and looked at it, she was about to set off fireworks in her heart: I'll go! It's actually a hundred taels of silver tickets? That's a lot more than her two pennies! Is she going to send it?
So, she ignored the green that made her eyes cramp on the side, and happily complied.
What a shame...... How could that servant follow such a master?
He Yunzhi, who was sitting in the private room on the third floor of the teahouse, listened to the news that the next person came back to report, although he was disdainful in his heart, but he did not show it, but picked up the warm teacup, blew it gently, and the cool words floated out of his mouth: "Brother Linfeng, your cousin is quite interesting." ”