（1）

In the morning, in Shan Ruqing's basement, Bai Songfeng and Shan Ruqing sat on a hot blanket and drank tea.

Shan Ruqing: Bai Songfeng, look at the photos you took, and I still need to retouch them to see them, it's a waste of my camera memory. Did you know that this camera is 1,500 years old, but it is precious, and there are only a few memory cards, and you can't use it when it's full.

Bai Songfeng: Are you blaming me? (Grievance)

Shan Ruqing: No...... No no...... (looks flustered)

Bai Songfeng: That's right. By the way, I want the original picture.

Shan Ruqing: Please. (Shakes the phone's memory card proudly)

Bai Songfeng: If you don't give it to me, I'll take ugly photos of you, anyway, I'll just take a picture. (Shakes the camera with a new memory card in his hand)

Shan Ruqing: ......

（2）

In the afternoon, Shan Ruqing was in Bai Songfeng's laboratory, looking at Bai Songfeng who was doing experiments with a constipated face.

Shan Ruqing: Xiaofengfeng, let's play brain teasers and relax, okay?

White Songfeng: Oh? So what?

Shan Ruqing: It's a kind of historical mini-game! It's a test of the brain.

Bai Songfeng: Okay. (Confidence)

Shan Ruqing: Let me ask you, who has the flattest chest in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales? (Treacherous)

White Pine Wind: Oh...... I've read that book. Is it the Seven Dwarfs? The person is small, and the bust is also small.

Shan Ruqing: No. Brain teasers, the answer is not so serious.

Bai Songfeng: Who's that? Could it be you? (Glances at Shan Ruqing's chest)

Shan Ruqing: If you want to die, let's just say it...... It's Little Red Riding Cycle! (Slaps Bai Songfeng on the back)

Bai Songfeng: Why? (Curious)

Shan Ruqing: Because her grandmother was eaten by wolves.

Bai Songfeng: Hmm...... No wonder the hunters wanted to kill the wolf.

Shan Ruqing: Why? (confused)

Bai Songfeng: Chest control.

（3）

At noon, Shan Ruqing was cooking, and Bai Songfeng stood by to observe.

Shan Ruqing: What do you see? You won't.

Bai Songfeng: After you learn it, you will make it for you to eat.

Shan Ruqing: You also wash the bowl?

White Pine Wind: Yes.

Shan Ruqing: You also drag the ground?

White Songfeng: Okay.

Shan Ruqing: Do you wash the clothes too?

White Pine Wind: Okay.

Shan Ruqing: Ouch, isn't this the same as marrying an ancestor? (feigned shyness)

Bai Songfeng: Then I won't do it, you reminded me, ha.

Shan Ruqing: ...... (Constipation)

Bai Songfeng: Lie to you, isn't my wife just for petting? (hugged Shan Ruqing)

（3）

At night, Shan Ruqing lay on the bed, waiting for Bai Songfeng to finish taking a bath.

Shan Ruqing: Why haven't you finished washing it yet?

Bai Songfeng: Just after washing, girls take a bath relatively slowly. (Read it in my heart with a thousand miles of microphone, the same below)

Shan Ruqing: ...... It turns out that the little girl in your heart is not me, but yourself. (Grievance)

Bai Songfeng: You are the woman in my heart.

Shan Ruqing: ......