"Niu'er, uncle, I have a crush on you."

There was a large piece of space in the crowded elevator, and a little girl with no one and a beautiful face curled up in the corner of the elevator, looking at Long Shao blankly.

Dressed in a 'flower' and 'flower' green stall, Long Shao put a pose, looked at the little girl affectionately and continued: "I think we can have a honeymoon trip in advance. I've chosen all the places. Cairo, how's that? The best hotel, the best presidential suite, all the way to eat, live, use, "sex", are the best. Don't you think that's going to be a 'waste'? ”

"Master, Master Ancestor." The little girl looked at Long Shao tremblingly, and muttered timidly, "Don't... Don't make jokes about your disciples. ”

"Wow~~~, how can it be a joke?" Long Shao pointed to the ring scar on his head and said proudly: "Swear by the ring scar on the top of my head, I really like you." Although I can't touch 'female' and 'sex' right now, but... It's just a honeymoon, it's not a big deal, right? Come on, you can get rid of Young Master Long and me! No one can help you. Long Shao stretched out a finger and gently picked the little girl's small and cute chin, and smiled proudly.

The elevator stopped suddenly, *** slowly opened, and the disciples of the dragon 'gate' in the elevator rushed out, like a hare driven by a shotgun, and disappeared in a flash.

The little girl who was molested by Long Shao rushed out of the elevator with her head bowed with a purple face, and almost hit her head on the opposite wall.

"Damn, Long Shao, am I so exaggerated? Back then, Long Shao and I were in Beijing, it was loved by everyone, and the 'flowers' saw the 'flowers' bloom, which young master and young lady saw the iron triangle led by Long Shao and me, and didn't obediently 'hand' the pocket money out? Is... A punch punched a hole in the wall of the elevator, Long Shao slowly shook out of the elevator, and sighed in the sky: "Times have changed, and the difficulty of hooking up with a daughter-in-law has also increased!" ”

This is an ordinary office building on the Bund in Shanghai, the appearance is simple and heavy, and the various facilities inside are extremely 'sophisticated'. This is where Longmen's base in Shanghai is located.

Walking slowly along the corridor for a while, after passing through two security check 'doors', Long Shao kicked open the big 'door' of an office and rushed in. "Senior brother, you have to help me. I'm going to take a few of my disciples on a honeymoon trip to Cairo, and you'll have to allocate this amount of money to me. The funds you slip through every year are hundreds of millions and billions, and this time I will be able to sponsor 50 or 60 million US dollars. By the way, in Cairo's newly built 'Pharaoh's Hotel', I have booked the most luxurious presidential suite, thank you! ”

Picked up the young man who was standing at the desk to report to Lu Fang with one hand, and threw him out of the office casually, Long Shao closed the 'door' with his foot, and sat opposite Lu Fang. The heavy body caused the office chair to fall down hard, letting out an overwhelmed moan. Long Shao shook ***, took out a cigar from his pocket, bit off the cigarette butt in one bite, and lit it with a lighter, and swallowed the cloud comfortably and spit out the fog.

Lu Fang, who had just been handling affairs seriously, became extremely nervous the moment Long Shao entered the 'door'. waited until he heard Long Shao's request clearly, and he almost didn't jump up and scold. His body trembled, pointed at Long Shao and shouted, "What are you kidding? Fifty or sixty million dollars? Honeymoon? **, why don't you say this to Master? ”

"Master, they're in retreat again." Spit out a thick puff of smoke, and Major Long cocked his two thick and long 'hairy' 'legs' onto Lu Fang's desk. He said proudly: "Therefore, in the current teaching, Lao Tzu is practicing the 'immortal golden body' of the Apologetic Divine Skill, which is the future Elder of the Buddha's teaching." Nowadays, Lao Tzu has the highest rank and the highest status in the Buddha's teachings, but as for me, there is an advantage, I am too modest. ”

Lu Fang's hands trembled, does this guy know how to write the word modesty?

"I don't know anything about the day-to-day affairs of the Dragon Gate, and I don't want to understand it. So, I decided not to disturb your work, although I am your junior brother, but you must admit that my status is so much higher than yours, right? I am a disciple of the inner court of the Dawei Monastery, and Senior Brother Lu Fang, you are a deacon disciple of the outer court. Oops, I'm a person who just likes to think about others, and I'm not here to get in your way. One mountain does not allow two tigers, I voluntarily left the Shanghai branch and went to Cairo to play... No, it will be examined. ”

Lu Fang stared at Long Shao deadly, he was able to say a 'messy' account so reasonably, it seemed that everything was being considered for others, and this was the only one, right?

He slowly took out an official document from the 'drawer', slowly threw it on the desk, and said slowly: "Let's not talk about these things first. An official letter was sent from the anti-narcotics brigade, and three of the anti-narcotics dogs in their team suddenly disappeared. They only found a pile of bones and skin 'fur'. Brother, what is the reason for this? ”

"Wha~~~" Long Shao looked up to the sky and laughed, he put down his two long 'legs', and came to Lu Fang with a bone, staring at Lu Fang with blazing eyes, and smiled: "You don't suspect that I stole their dog, right?" Tut, senior brother, look at my eyes, look, in my eyes, can't you see the same grievances as honesty and the snow in June? ”

"Okay, I see, you ate the dog." Lu Fang nodded, threw the official document aside, and said lightly: "I saw a lot of dog 'meat' in your eyes. I will deal with this matter for you, and you won't do this kind of thing again in the future, how can you let us cooperate with others in the future? When you steal a dog, can you smash some of the surveillance cameras first? ”

"Damn, no wonder I thought something was wrong at the time?" Long Shao rolled his eyes.

"Ok, that's really what you did." Lu Fang ignored Long Shao, who was desperately rolling his eyes on the side, and continued: "You are going to Cairo? It just so happened that I wanted the presidential suite at the Pharaoh Hotel, and I didn't have that much money. But for an ordinary single room in an ordinary youth hotel, I can still book such a few sets. You take people to Cairo. ”

"I'll only take 'women' with me." Long Shao stared at Lu Fang viciously.

Lu Fang began to fill out an official letter disapprovingly, and he said lightly: "There is information that a team that went to the Valley of the Kings to conduct archaeological research is a little strange, and several people in it have been confirmed to have colluded with the demon of the Heavenly Gate. You keep an eye on them, and if you find something, report it to HQ as soon as you find it. Pay attention to your own safety and never act recklessly. ”

"I'm on my honeymoon!" Long Shao roared loudly!

"I don't care which source you get the information from, but I won't indulge you to fight with the people of the Heavenly Gate alone. Even if your immortal golden body is completed, it may not be able to block the monster-level elders of the Moon Gate from joining forces. Lu Fang looked at Long Shao deeply: "Once you find out that the people from the Heavenly 'Gate' are really active in Cairo, immediately monitor them and report the situation to the headquarters." ”

“***。” Long Shao glared at Lu Fang viciously, his hands clenched into fists tightly, and his fists made a terrible 'gurgling' sound.

Shrugging his shoulders, Lu Fang filled out another official letter, and then handed the two official letters to Long Shao at the same time: "The first official letter, you take it to the Field Support Department, there is a sea ship going to the Middle East, and it won't attract too much attention if you take a ship to the past." The second official letter is that you and the field disciples you brought with you to spend money in Cairo, and you go to the Finance Department to withdraw it. ”

"I don't do it!" Long Shao folded his arms and didn't even look at the official document.

"If you go to Cairo this time, if the task is completed well, I will report to the headquarters, let you go to the Beijing branch for exercise, and let you hang a position in *** 'door'." Lu Fang smiled and said leisurely: "Then, Young Master Long can use his identity as a senior police officer to rectify the fox friends and dogs of the year, how fast?" ”

"***, Lao Tzu went." Long Shao twisted his waist and hips, and the bones on his body made a thunderous and dense sound, and he snatched the two official documents casually.

Looking down at himself on the official document, Long Shao roared angrily: "Just 100,000 US dollars? Are you kidding me? What can you do with this money? ”

Lu Fang spread his hands lightly, rolled his eyes and sighed, "Oh, there's no way around it." You know, our dragon 'gate' is different from the heavenly 'gate', and our funds are not easy to come by. After hundreds of years of ingenuity, Tian'men has accumulated a huge amount of industry abroad, and as a decent alliance of famous 'gates', our Long'men are funded by the activity funds paid by various branches, and it is impossible to have such luxurious 'waste' fees as them. One hundred thousand, that's enough. ”

"!" With a heavy stomp, Long Shao turned around and left. As he walked, he muttered, "Take the sea route?" I've heard that there are many, many pirates on the sea! He***! ”

With a loud bang, Long Shao slammed the big 'door' of the office shut.

Lu Fang jumped up violently, cold sweat flowed down his forehead, and he hurriedly raised his sleeves to wipe the cold sweat.

"Just kidding, give you a lot of money, let you go to the black market over there to buy a lot of *** and start a war with the heavenly 'gate'? When am I stupid or crazy? Lu Fang looked up to the sky and sighed: "Help~~~ The elders in the 'door' household don't come forward, how can we, the deacons, control this Tyrannosaurus rex?" Thankfully, he hasn't done it yet, otherwise ... ”

"Alas~~~ strange, where did his information come from? Why did he just happen to go to Cairo for his 'honeymoon'? Lu Fang frowned, and suddenly pressed a button on the desk, and he shouted loudly: "Ah Xing, go to your Uncle Long, and tell him when I see him, I saw from the monitor just now that he broke through the wall of the elevator, and this maintenance fee will be deducted from his salary." ”

A few minutes later, in the lobby of the building, two *** were violently shaken out of the lobby. Long Shao stood at the mouth of *** and carried a young man with a bitter face and roared: "''! Do you say it again? How much does it cost? Deduct Lao Tzu's salary? Who *** has the guts to grow 'hair'? ”

All the Dragon Gate disciples in the hall lowered their heads at the same time, as if they hadn't seen or heard anything. Only Long Shao's tyrannical roar shook the glass curtain walls on the wall.

Days later, a fast oil tanker sailing from the port of Shanghai, China, to Alexandria, Egypt, is sailing in the azure waters of the Indian Ocean. This oil tanker is the fastest new oil tanker in the world today, but dozens of ships of different sizes dragged by steel cables behind the oil tanker *** have greatly reduced his speed.

The deck of the tanker was hot under the scorching sun, and when you stepped on it barefoot, you could hear the subtle sound of sweat evaporating from the soles of your feet. In the maddening heat, Long Shao sat cross-legged in the middle of the deck wearing a pair of briefs, his eyes closed, and his hands gently stroked a demon-slaying pestle carved from an ebony heart.

Gentle, delicate, with the fingertips slowly glide over the statue of Veda on the demon pestle and the dense scriptures of the 'Golden Steel Demon Sutra'. Reciting the scriptures silently in his mouth, thinking of Wei Tuo's golden body in his mind, Long Shao's muscles and flesh were slowly rising and falling like a 'tide' of water. When the muscles and flesh swelled, he was thicker than usual, and when the muscles and flesh contracted, the muscles and flesh were attached to the bones, and he looked like a golden skeleton.

It was very hot all around, and only Long Shao's body was cool within six feet of three feet. All the hot 'waves' were sucked into his body, melting into wisps of extremely hot air, slowly passing through the eight veins of the Qi Sutra. The hot hot 'waves' rushed through the muscles, flesh and bones, and Long Shao's body was constantly strengthening. The strength increased slightly, and a golden light flashed in the slightly opened eyes.

"Woo~~~"

Long Shao suddenly exhaled and let out a long 'groan', and the rolling qi 'waves' rolled around, and he picked up the demon pestle in his right hand, which seemed to be extremely gentle and gently forward.

An invisible aura rushed forward, and a piercing roar was heard in the air. With a loud bang, a burst of air burst out of the bow of the ship and into the sea water in front of it, blowing up a column of water tens of meters high. Long Shao raised his arms and shouted, and the huge sound of 'waves' shook the sea water around the oil tanker and spread out in circles, which was simply terrifying.

"Humph!" With a cold snort, two golden rays of light flashed in his eyes. The dragon rarely jumped up like an orangutan, hammering its strong and thick 'chest' desperately, making a loud 'boom' like a drum. He was proud in his heart, his hard work for days, relying on the innate endowment is amazing, he finally digested the three golden silk bodhi fruits and a colorful relic of unknown origin that the monks of Dawei Monastery forcibly injected into his body.

What these Buddha's 'gate' holy relics brought to Long Shao was a huge aura that was not weaker than Fang Wen's thirteen Jiazi cultivation.

Moreover, the attack power of the Buddha's 'Gate' and 'Immortal Golden Body' is greater and more effective.

The immortal golden body, with only one foot in the 'door', can be practiced to the highest level that there were two or three ancients before and unknown to those who came after.

Further up, it's the stuff of legend. Long Shao himself didn't believe that he could break through the highest realm of the Immortal Golden Body and reach the level that might just be bragging about the classics.

"Those old monks, it will take me another year to digest these things. But who is my dragon master? What a great person with extraordinary talents! It's only been two months. Hum! There is only one opportunity missing, and my immortal golden body will be completed! Ah, if I become the *** elder of Buddhism, can my monthly salary fluctuate by hundreds of thousands of dollars? Grunting, carrying the demon-slaying pestle, which was a little small for his size, Long Shao strode back to the cabin.

In the cabin, several Dragon Gate disciples were carefully counting a large number of things.

The types of these things are complex, the value is different, and they are fragmentary, and it is very troublesome to count them.

Long Shao grabbed the account book, looked at it carefully, and said with a smug smile: "Okay, fifteen collection-level famous watches, eight diamond-encrusted gold watches, thirty-nine brand-name watches, two hundred and fifty-nine pieces of jewelry necklaces and rings of various 'colors', more than three handles, three master-level hand-made sabers, one hundred and ninety-eight ordinary standard sabers, and three hundred and eighty-eight gold teeth... ”

"Tut-tut, it's all money." Long Shao excitedly patted a disciple of the Dragon 'Gate' and laughed: "Take a careful inventory, when you arrive in Alexandria, you will find a pawnshop and sell all these things, how can they be worth 1.8 million." Damn, are the gang of pirates here to rob, or are they here to 'pay' protection money? ”

Before the words fell, a sharp siren sounded on the tanker. The captain's voice echoed in the cabin: "Five heavy speedboats were found around, suspected to be pirates. Be careful! ”

"Ouch, he***, the protection money is here again." As soon as Long Shao heard this, he smiled so much that his eyebrows and 'hairs' bloomed, and he took off the magic pestle and left with great interest, and while jumping to the deck, he laughed and said: "Boys, hurry up and count, there are new goods on the 'door'." ”

The opponent is vulnerable. Only a terrible howl could be heard echoing on the sea, and after a delay of about half an hour, five more brand-new speedboats were added to the long fleet behind the tanker.

Long Shao stood at the tail of the oil tanker, looking at the dozens of ships with pride, and said with great happiness: "How can you sell these goods?" What a headache... It's all money, it's all money! The Buddha is above, if I pull a group of disciples of the Dragon 'Gate' to be pirates~~~Wowhahahahaha~~~" Long Shao laughed madly.

Long Shao and Fang Wen only had a strikingly similar opinion on one point, and that was on the mania for money. It's just that they used to 'get' money in Beijing in different ways. Long Shao took gentle persuasion to persuade the gentleman and the bad daughter to pay him a fixed protection fee every month; Fang Wen is a desperate drag racing gambler. Both brothers are good at making money.

"O sea! You're so *** big! Blue sky, you're so *** blue! Pirate, you're so rich! Oh also, let the storm come harder! ”

Crazy howls, echoing across the blue sea... Echo 'Swing' ... Echo 'Swing' ...

Alexandria.

Long Shao stunned a few of the disciples of the Dragon 'Gate' who accompanied him, laughed wildly and carried a large pile of stolen goods, happily blending into the bustling crowd on the port, and throwing all the mess to the people on the tanker. According to some innate intuition, Long Shao found a pawnshop that specialized in collecting stolen goods, and exchanged the large pile of gold, silver, jewelry, famous watch jewelry and other items looted along the way for a large sum of US dollars.

With US dollars in hand, Long Shao bought a very stylish American-made car in Alexandria and drove all the way to Cairo.

"Oh also, that kid called Feng Yuan, wait for Long Shao to 'plug' you! Kill the eldest young master of the wind 'gate'? Credit to that, oh also! ”

Wild laughter echoes on the highway from Alexandria to Cairo.

Along the way, there were more than a dozen unexplained car accidents in a row...