Text Chapter 8, The Book of Changes
Hu Zixu arched his hand to the girl and said, "Girl, I'm leaving." "He wanted to run away. But the girl's eyes were still glazed. Hu Zixu explained: "If you don't say what happened upstairs, I won't say it, no one will know, and it won't ruin the girl's reputation." I hope the girl is relieved. “
Before the girl could speak, her beard flashed out of the bathroom.
"Ahem...... You ......"
When Hu Zixu came out of the bathroom, the girl seemed to remember something, and subconsciously raised her little hand, as if to grab Hu Zixu.
Hu Zixu actually heard the girl's "cough...... You ......", but he didn't look back, and gave the girl a steel back, the woman is really troublesome, endless.
Hu Zixu's speed shrank to two steps in three steps, and it can be said that he teleported to the window sill of the girl's bedroom, opened the window a crack, and looked out, and all the officers and soldiers had been removed. Hu Zixu opened all the windows and prepared to leap out.
The girl followed Hu Zixu to the door of her room at this time, and she said hello again: "Ahem...... You ......"
The answer to her was to jump, and the girl's face suddenly became astringent.
Women are really difficult, just like the answer of the beard floating in the air.
The girl shouted at the back of the bearded man who was already in the air, "What's your name?"
"Hu Xu ......"
Hu Zixu replied to her with great strength, as if throwing a cannon, and the sound did not explode until the girl's ears, and the speaker was nowhere to be seen.
"Hu Xu ......"
The girl stood at the window and said, looking at the empty front of her, as if she had a dream. At this time, she was dressed in a white dress, standing at the window like a fairy who wanted to ride the wind. The girl remembered that since she had changed her clothes, the beard had not taken a good look at her. The girl had a silver meridian on her forehead, and martial arts experts could tell at a glance that it was a natural ice spirit martial vein.
Hu Zixu fled to the street, only to find that at some point there were watermarks everywhere that were seized of him, and it seemed that the government wanted to have nowhere to escape. Hu Zixu had no choice but to find an abandoned house and hide in it to think about what to do. I have to get out of this country and return to my hometown. According to Hu Xu's memory, he knew that his hometown was in the southwest of this country, thousands of miles away.
Anyway, it was resting, and Hu Zixu took out the storage bracelet of the sand rat, which was full of things, and he hadn't taken a good look at it yet. In addition to the skins of various animals in the desert, which seemed to have been exchanged for money, some gems and insect eggs that he could not name, there were also some pamphlets. Hu Zixu was stoned to death by books in his previous life, so he has a natural sense of rejection of books, and he is closer to things in this life. He had read all the things and estimated their value before reaching out and picking up the pamphlets. He read in his mouth, "Five Elements Earth Escape Technique", "Blood Drinking Diary", "Earth Evil Knife", "Transfiguration Technique", his grandmother's, seeing this, Hu Zixu couldn't help but scold, this filthy guy often pretends to be various types of people to drink human blood. What a demon who deserves death.
"I don't know if any woman has been tricked by him and drank blood," Hu Zixu muttered worriedly as he looked at the roof.
Hu Zixu focused on "Transfiguration", his face was already known to everyone in the city, and he hoped to find some clues out of the predicament.
"I wonder if I'll learn this shapeshifting technique?" After reading "Transfiguration", Hu Zixu said that he had only practiced martial arts in his dreams, and he had not experienced learning things in reality, and he had no score in his heart.
Just as he was silently reciting a transfiguration mantra, and his mind moved, under the influence of his Saint King Martial Vein, he only heard the click of bones, his body began to grow taller, and his face began to change, and finally he became a person with a narrow knife face and strange long hands and feet. His face became even a little excessive, and he looked like a puppet with a pair of eyes, his clothes reaching his navel, and his trousers falling to his knees, looking very funny. This deformation cannot be corrected, and he can only do so.
When he walked out on the street, everyone looked at him like a man who came out of a cartoon, and a child even came up to touch him, and then ran away and shouted to everyone: "It's alive!" He thought that Hu Zixu was a wooden puppet who would walk on the street.
Hu Zixu walked for a while, and suddenly heard a cheering cry of "ha": "Snake charmer, I finally found you." Then the two of them rushed up, one left and one right, grabbed Hu Zixu's arm and said, "Our family has a nephew who got married today, please go and perform magic tricks." “
They took Hu Zixu as a snake charmer.
Hu Zixu hurriedly explained: "You recognize the wrong person, I can't perform magic tricks." But the two of them hugged him with bright smiles and walked straight forward: "Don't be modest, who doesn't know that what you are best at is turning into a snake in your hat, go, go and show us a show, the red envelope will not be missing you." The two didn't listen to the explanation at all, so they insisted that Hu Zixu was a snake charmer.
They hugged the beard like a famous comedian, and before the comedy star could speak, they were almost paralyzed with joy.
Hu Zixu was also not good at using kung fu such as a jack drop and refused to move forward, so the two of them hugged him into a courtyard step by step.
It's crowded and jubilant.
As soon as the two people with beards and beards entered the courtyard, they opened their voices and shouted: "The performing artists are here, let everyone have enough fun today." "It's embarrassing to make Hu Zixu hate to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Everyone cheered: "Come one, come one!" There was a round of applause.
Hu Zixu was brought to the front, and his face was forced to be red, even the roots of his neck were red, scratching his ears and cheeks like a monkey, and everyone laughed in amusement. Think really a genius performer.
Hu Zixu finally stood there in embarrassment, not knowing where to put his hands and where to put his feet. But everyone thinks that he is also acting, and his every move is funny.
The crowd cheered: "Show a hat into a snake." "They thought that Hu Zixu was selling off the guanzi and performing some gadgets, and they refused to take out their best shows. The groom was empathetic and handed over a red envelope and a hat at the right time.
Hu Zixu almost stumbled and sat on the stage with his ass. Forcing the cock to lay eggs, not to mention that he really felt that there was a ball of gas behind his buttocks, just listening to the sound of the porphyr, his pants were rotten, I don't know if it was a fart, or a taut, it should be taut. Hu Zixu hurriedly covered his buttocks with his hands and fled off the stage in embarrassment.
Everyone laughed back and forth, and some of them laughed with tears, thinking that this person was really funny. Just as Hu Zixu was embarrassed there, the groom walked up to him with a tray and a big red envelope in front of him: "The master performed so well, making everyone so happy." It doesn't matter if the hat turns into a snake and doesn't perform, your performance is wonderful enough, please laugh at this honorarium. “
The groom looked sincere, and he didn't think that Hu Zixu was embarrassed there, but thought that it was a program that he had carefully choreographed.
To say, his image is really too advantageous.
The honorarium is not taken yet, the fool is almost the same, Hu Zixu pretended to be polite and said a few words, and then grabbed the red envelope, which was thick inside, and Hu Zixu put it in his pocket, and smiled involuntarily on his face.
Hu Zixu covered his buttocks with both hands where his pants were cracked, and fled the yard in embarrassment amid everyone's laughter.
Outside, he said to himself in his heart that this image is not good, and it is too easy to attract attention. To get over again, he went to buy a set of clothes and found a safe place. When he reappeared, he was already a suave son.
Hu Zixu walked briskly towards the city gate, he wanted to leave the city as soon as possible.
Whoosh one by one
Suddenly, a sharp blade of light slashed at his head from behind, and Hu Zixu scolded his grandmother in his heart, I was easy to get by, and who was provoked by this, plotted against me.
He took a step forward, no more, no less, just enough to give up the knife. He didn't look back, hoping that this person had seen the wrong person, flashed this knife, he also pretended to move to look at the stalls on the street to dodge, more is better than less, he was afraid of something, he just wanted to leave this place quickly.
"His grandmother's, and he escaped. There was a constant stream of obscenities behind him.
Hu Zixu still didn't look back, pretending not to know anything.
He quickened his pace and only drilled into crowded places.
There was another swish, and the knife seemed to have eyes, and it could also kill Hu Zixu in the crowd. The use of knives can be described as precise, and the knife technique has been superb. Hu Zixu judged that this person was a martial arts master realm. He slid sideways into a slit and squeezed forward, dodging the attack again. It all seemed so natural, without a trace, like a coincidence.
Although the man's knife was hollow, the knife did not hurt the person next to him. Lightning struck, and then flashed and retracted like fireflies. It makes people think that it is not a knife, but a yo-yo that sends and receives from the heart.
Hu Zixu was a little strange that someone behind him was cutting himself with a knife, and the crowd behind him didn't react at all.
He still hasn't looked back, he has already scolded in his heart, his grandmother's, when the turtle is shrunken, and the chase is endless. At first, he didn't look back just to calm things down, but now he knew that he didn't look back against himself, he was pretending to be forced, his hand reached into his clothes, and quietly grabbed the hilt of the spirit soldier hidden inside. He strode down a lonely alley.
As he expected, he had just stepped into the alley when he heard a whoosh, and the knife came from behind.
Hu Zixu scolded: "you XX, don't cry when you don't see the coffin." He turned and slashed out, but he came first, and heard a thud, a sound sounded in one place in the void, and a man fell from the void. It turned out that this person had been hiding in a stealth magic weapon and assassinating Hu Zixu.
Although they are in the same realm, he is far from being Hu Zixu's opponent, Hu Zixu is a punch to his temple, he doesn't ask him why he assassinated him, he only cares about what he brought with him. This person was punched, and he struggled to say, "It wasn't you!" Then he fainted, obviously he recognized the wrong person, the remorse in his eyes was indescribable, and his hand subconsciously covered his pocket.
He knew that this time he would lose all his treasures.