Qian Mo saw that his parents were stupid, so he opened his mouth to play a round and said to the second master.

"Uncle, you look younger and more approachable than you look on TV."

The second master is noncommittal, he himself does not like exposure very much, but sometimes he needs to work.

"In-laws, I'm allergic to alcohol, let these two children accompany you to drink." The second master patted the stiff Chen Baichuan on the shoulder, and Chen Baichuan somehow twitched his brain.

"You, no, you, inside, we don't know it's you, or this marriage..."

Xiao Hei couldn't stand standing up with a bitter face, Qian Mo pulled his hand, "I'll accompany you to bleed." ”

Yu Yinuo and Chen Haoxuan both smiled, and the corners of the second master's mouth also rose slightly.

"You don't need to be so rigid when you're at home, just normal. Our house isn't as scary as you think, at least... Bloodletting or something is a joke. ”

Chen Baichuan's face looked like he was cramping, crying was not laughing, which sentence of this master was true and which sentence was a joke, or don't drag it to let your own blood out, it's too exciting.

Qian Mo felt that her phone vibrate, and when she took it out, she was dragged to a group called "Paranoid Psychopaths Exchange Group", and there were six people in the group.

If she hadn't seen Xiao Hei's avatar, she would have thought that she had entered some academic exchange group.

Shiyuzhe: My father will be joking, scatter flowers!

Ivan: Thank you Father for curing my eye ailment, because I am blind

Emer: Picture (middle-aged and elderly emoji, a handful of shiny roses)

Amer: To Silence~

This is... Family group?

Qian Mo looked up at Xiao Hei, who nodded.

are all engaged, isn't it very natural to drag their daughter-in-law into the group?

The adults are still talking seriously, and a few young people are bowing their heads, taking out the highest etiquette of the younger generation, and walking through a wave of emojis first.

Shiyuzhe, this name sounds more like a serious person, but... Qian Mo raised his head and looked at Yu Yinuo on the side.

The forensic doctor gave this name... Corpse Whisperer? Sure enough, it is in line with Sister Nuno's low-key and lazy appearance, and there is a restless melon-eating heart inside.

As for this ivan, it should be the domineering president of Ming Lang, and after looking around, her little black is the cutest.

But this group name? Qian Mo asked Xiao Hei with his eyes, Xiao Hei looked at his father, yes, his father is a senior paranoid psychopath rumored in the rivers and lakes - only limited to the mother's complaints, others may really be bloodletted if they call it so.

The remaining two, A, +, these two strange names should be the ultimate boss couple of this family, Qian Mo actually wants to click on the circle of friends of these two people, but he can't see anything with his knees.

Lieutenant General Yu doesn't look like a man in the circle of friends who can send middle-aged health care, as for this mysterious little black lady... Qianmo thinks there should be privacy permissions.

What do these weird names mean?

Qian Mo combined various knowledge reserves of astronomy and geography, and was filtering them one by one, but saw Xiao Hei make a lip shape to her.

Physics.

Qian Mo suddenly smiled at Xiao Hei.

How did she forget this, it's electric current and positive charge.

It seems that the relationship with his mother in the future should not be too bad, after all, the parents who can give the name of this kind of dog abuse couple, the relationship should be good, and the mother-in-law with a stable relationship has only a small probability of finding a daughter-in-law's awkwardness, and most of the best products are based on the lack of emotion, which should be stable.

The second master looked up at his son's direction while chatting, and just saw Qian Mo and Xiao Hei looking at each other and smiling, the second master understood, suddenly, the second master's gaze stopped at a certain point, and the back of his son's neck was in an inconspicuous position... Nibble?

Oh, this should be settled.

The second master took out his mobile phone and was about to send a message to his wife while Chen Baichuan was in the bathroom, but he caught a glimpse of his family's group name changing - the second master squinted.

I flipped through the chat history, and then moved my hand a few times on the screen.

The ivan, who was still high-end just now, became Chen Sanpao, and the second master changed not only his visible remarks, after he changed it, everyone could see it.

Chen Sanpao: ????

Poetry and Philosophy: Pictures (Greetings to Father)

A: Don't give this kind of messy foreign name, it's not patriotic at all.

Chen Baichuan converted all the wine he drank into water and released it, and after flushing the water, he walked out of the bathroom comfortably, everything that happened today was like a dream, it felt like a dream, did he really have such a cow in-laws-

"Dad! When did you put the virus in my phone? And just change my name! The domineering president roared, and Chen Baichuan was frightened.

Chen Baichuan was taken aback.

Who, who, is there to bleed! He woke up drunk.

The second master glanced faintly, "It's your technician who is too inferior." ”

The technicians of the second master's project team can make small things casually and overcome them easily, and the second master proves that your father is your father, and the president is also a little kid.

Chen Haoxuan was about to vomit blood, "You used the missile programmer as a virus to bully your own son?" ”

Yu Yinuo immediately stood in line, "Who made you cheap?" ”

It's not a day or two since her father holds a grudge and is cautious, otherwise why is the family group called the paranoid psychopathic friend exchange group?

Her father must have been unhappy when he saw the change in the name of the group, so he cleaned up his younger brother.

"Sister, you also posted a high emoji just now, right? And you, you! Chen Haoxuan pointed to the lively Qian Mo and Xiao Hei.

Xiao Hei immediately stood up to protect his wife, "Don't scare your sister-in-law, the two of us are just forced to keep up with the rhythm under the obscenity of your broken car." ”

"I was also forced." Yu Yinuo opened his eyes and said nonsense.

This, this, is this a family war? Chen Baichuan is nervous, his daughter won't marry into any strange family, right? Just talked about getting engaged, and the dinner table started fighting?

"Don't drag your brother and sister-in-law and your sister, they are all led astray by you."

Nuo Nuo and Qian Mo nodded at the same time, yes, we are good boys, Xiao Hei seconded it, dei, my daughter-in-law said everything dei.

Newly promoted Chen Sanpao: ????

Look at those two female devils, where do they seem to have been taken badly? It's bad if you don't have to bring it, okay!

And what kind of messy ghost name is this, he was about to change it, when he heard his father coldly drop the sentence.

"You dare."

"Count you ruthless!"

Chen Baichuan looked at this side and then over there, although these people didn't speak human words anymore, he still couldn't understand it, but he read from the corners of his daughter's relaxed mouth that she should be very happy, so the in-laws are... Are you kidding?

"Oh, it turns out that my in-laws are so easy-going in private, and my relationship with the children is so good, I can finally rest assured that I will hand over my daughter to you." Chen Baichuan was happy.

"You're relieved, I'm worried." Chen Sanpao muttered quietly, he thought that his family status would be improved after having a second sister-in-law, and he was delusional, hehe, he always sat firmly at the bottom of the food chain.