Chapter 3 Taoist Lectures

No, I'm human, I'm human.

Not a zombie that exterminates humanity, I want to maintain humanity.

There must be a way for me to remain human.

There will definitely be!

Jiang Fan felt the surging power in his body, clenched his curved and long fangs tightly, and his eyes showed a determined look.

In just a moment, Jiang Fan was frustrated.

But I'm looking like a zombie now, where can I find a solution?

I'm afraid I haven't found a way yet, and I'll scare people to death first. So what's the point of me finding a way?

After all, it killed people.

Just thinking about it, Jiang Fan's hand holding the fangs suddenly loosened, and he couldn't help but be stunned, and hurriedly touched his teeth, and the zombie fangs disappeared? How could it disappear?

What kind of zombie am I?

Wait, why did someone who has lived for more than ten years become a zombie?

One question after another surfaced in Jiang Fan's mind.

After thinking for a while, Jiang Fan gave up, forget it, if you can't figure it out, you won't want to. Without the zombie fangs, it's good to keep your body. It is just the use of human beings to find a way to maintain human nature.

Thinking of this, Jiang Fan got up and walked towards the dormitory.

It's just that every time I think of that nightmare, it is always like a big stone, pressing on Jiang Fan's heart, and the smile on his face is gone.

In the blink of an eye, Jiang Fan returned to the dormitory.

"Jiang Fan, are you back? Well, no one found out! ”

In the dormitory, as soon as Luo Fatzi saw Jiang Fan, he stepped forward in three steps and two steps, asked with concern, and cautiously looked at the corridor to see that there was no one, and closed the door with his hand.

Jiang Fan wanted to laugh but couldn't, he wanted to say it but couldn't talk about it, so he could only shake his head.

"What's wrong with you? How do you feel weird? Luo Fatzi frowned.

Jiang Fan was silent for a moment before he said hoarsely: "I'm fine!" ”

"It's okay!"

Luo Fatzi breathed a sigh of relief, and said curiously: "By the way, what is that Hu Jing looking for you?" Also make an appointment to meet in the grove. You're not taking her..."

Seeing the familiar obscene appearance of Fat Luo, Jiang Fan felt heavy and felt a little better. Raised his hand and habitually patted Luo Fatzi's shoulder: "Don't guess, it's nothing." ”

"It's not too early, I'm tired, I need to sleep! Don't bother me. ”

Luo Fatzi was stunned, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, Nima, it's only 9:15, what time is it early?

And why does he look so tired?

Could it be that he was sucked dry by Hu Jing?

However, it was only an hour after the full count.

How many times did he do it to get tired like this?

Could it be that he came by the second at a time?

Thinking about it, Luo Fatzi was about to complain about Jiang Fan's no, only to find that Jiang Fan actually fell asleep when he lay down. I couldn't help but be speechless for a while, this thing looks quite strong, and as a result... Alas, what a tragedy!

The next day, eight o'clock in the morning!

After a night of precipitation, Jiang Fan was in a much better mood, got up and washed up and had breakfast with Luo Fatzi, and came to the door of the fifth class of high school.

As soon as I stepped into the classroom, the class bell rang.

Jiang Fan and Luo Fatzi immediately took three steps and two steps, quickly came to the last two positions on the right hand side of the classroom, and sat down separately.

Skillfully, he took out the first Chinese textbook from the drawer and put it on the table.

"Hey, Jiang Fan, Hu Jing didn't come to class today! Where did she go? ”

At this time, Luo Fatzi stretched his neck and looked around, and finally stopped at the empty seat in the fifth row in the middle, and whispered with some curiosity.

Jiang Fan was stunned and didn't know how to say it. It happened that the head teacher Ma Jianguo walked into the classroom and hurriedly said, "I don't know, the teacher is here." Don't talk! ”

Luo Fatzi also saw the head teacher, and immediately made a serious appearance.

"Class!"

"Stand up!"

"Hello teacher!"

In the next second, a set of prelude to class was completed.

Ma Jianguo looked around and frowned slightly: "What about Hu Jing?" Does anyone know why Hu Jing didn't come? ”

More than 40 people in the class exchanged heads and ears, but no one answered.

Luo Fatzi looked at Jiang Fan almost instinctively, but was glared at by Jiang Fan, shrank his head, and swallowed the words that came to his mouth.

After a while, Ma Jianguo saw that no one answered, and he didn't continue to ask, so he changed his tone: "After receiving the notice from the superiors, all schools are temporarily suspended, and all grades and classes are reorganized to learn Taoist theory and practice courses in a unified manner." ”

"Daoist theory and practice class? What the hell is this, a collective monk? ”

"Monk? Damn, does anyone know if I can find a girlfriend after I become a monk, give me some popular science, I'm still a virgin and don't want to become a monk? ”

"Your uncle, who is not talking about it."

In an instant, the class was in a mess and there was a lot of discussion.

Only Jiang Fan faintly felt that the school arrangement was related to haunting, but he didn't know the intention of doing so.

"Stop talking, be quiet!"

Ma Jianguo patted the lectern, swept his eyes, and said: "Next, I would like to invite the Taoist leader of the Qingcheng faction, Master Qingmingzi, to explain to you the theoretical and practical lessons of Taoism, the course arrangement and the course content. ”

"Everyone is welcome!"

Bang Bang Bang!

The crowd clapped and looked at the door of the classroom.

There appeared a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe, walked up to the podium with a calm and steady step, pressed his empty hand, and after the applause stopped, he went straight to the topic and said: "Hello students, I am Qingmingzi." The sixty-fifth generation disciple of the Qingcheng faction. ”

"I'm sure you're wondering, what is the Taoist Theory and Practice Course?"

"To put it simply, it's to exorcise demons and catch ghosts!"

Exorcism and ghost catching?

The crowd turned their heads to each other again.

Qingmingzi also ignored it and continued: "I think you all like to go online, since last week's day of vision blood rain, there have been a lot of supernatural event posts exposed on the Internet. ”

"That's right, those posts are true. It's just for stability maintenance, delete them all. ”

"But now the situation has taken a turn for the worse, and humanity is at the brink of life and death. I have to tell you selectively. ”

"As for the specific situation, you don't need to know, you just need to know that there will be a lot of demons and monsters around you, me, and him one after another."

"And this new course is to teach you the way to exorcise demons and catch ghosts!"

"Of course, not everyone can learn. A certain amount of talent is required! ”

"Next, I will use the Qingcheng Sect Supreme Treasure Heavenly Master Law Seal to test whether you have the potential to cultivate the Dao Method. Please line up and test them one by one! ”

In an instant, the classroom was silent, and everyone was dizzy by the huge information revealed by Qingmingzi.

Jiang Fan was the only one on the contrary, his heart jumped to his throat all of a sudden, don't be nervous, don't want it, it's fatal! I'm a zombie, so I'm not going to be caught red-handed!

After a while, Luo Fatzi was the first to come to his senses, grabbed Jiang Fan's hand excitedly, and shook it: "Jiang Fan, learn the Dao, learn the Dao!" It's so cool, it's much more comfortable than learning Chinese and mathematics! ”

Cool fart, I'm almost nervous when I don't see me!

The corners of Jiang Fan's mouth twitched, ignoring Luo Fatzi, focusing on the rest of the class, praying in his heart, don't test, don't test!

I don't want to be a zombie that exterminates humanity, but I don't want to die even more!

It's a pity that Jiang Fan's prayer was useless, Qingmingzi waited for a while on the podium, and saw that no one was queuing, so he called and said: "Time is limited, I still have to go to the next class, so I won't talk to you!" ”

"Now let's start the roll call, starting from the right-hand side, and test them one by one!"

Jiang Fan's face is green, on the right hand? My side?