Fang Wen woke up from his slumber. He looked around. This should be a small hotel room that is not very high-grade, the facilities are very simple, but very clean, warm and comfortable, making people feel very family and safe. Long Shao, who was already more than two meters and twenty meters tall, and his muscles and flesh were full of black and 'colored' tunics, sat cross-legged on the floor in front of the 'bed', gnawing on a pig's trotter with a sad face.

Instinctively glancing at the eye-catching ring scar on the top of Long Shao's head, Fang Wen coughed lightly, and squeezed out a sentence in his hoarse voice: "Master Long, do you still eat 'meat'?" ”

Long Shao glared at Fang Wen fiercely, and muttered in a low voice, "What's wrong with Lao Tzu eating 'meat'?" You kid, if Lao Tzu hadn't seen those moles on your ***, I wouldn't have believed that the four young men of the wind 'gate' would be Lao Tzu's brothers. ”

Throwing away the gnawed bones, Long Shaoda wiped his hands on the 'bed' sheet with a grin, and said angrily: "I have nothing to say if you join any 'gate' faction, you *** join the demon 'gate'!" There's a 'sex'! ”

'Touched' the wound, the wound was well bandaged, and a sandalwood scent emanated from the bandage that bandaged the wound. Fang Wenle said happily: "Oh, what's wrong with the Demon 'Gate'? Tsk, so generous, the reincarnation ointment made by the Dawei Zen Monastery is also! Tsk, this is a treasure that the old guys from the Snow Gate have spent no amount of effort to imitate. ”

Looking at Fang Wen angrily, Long Shao said coldly, "You want it?" I'll give you three pounds. It's amazing that you kid joined the Demon Gate. ”

With a wry smile, Fang Wen still couldn't avoid this topic, his attention was taken away from his wounds, he looked at Long Shao and smiled helplessly: "Boss, you are a monk and a monk, I can't think of it." When you disappeared a few years ago, you were only 1.9 meters tall, right? It's only been five years of hard work, and you're two meters away, so you're taking 'excited' vegetarian? ”

He snorted sullenly, slapped the 'door' of his head with his big hand, and Long Shao cursed: "It's good to be a monk, if you don't leave home, Lao Tzu will inherit the little bit of bad things in the family, when Lao Tzu is interested?" The elder of the Dawei Monastery, Hui Lao Bald Donkey, touched me and fooled me into joining the Dawei Monastery. , Cultivating this bullshit 'Immortal Golden Body', the more you practice, the bigger it gets, 'fuck'! ”

Scolding his mother in his mouth, Long Shao proudly raised his arms and puffed out the muscle 'flesh' pimples on his arms fiercely. With a few crisp sounds, his tunic was squeezed into the line, and gaps of all sizes exploded everywhere. Long Shao cursed angrily, pulled off the broken clothes casually, and sat on the ground with his upper body. The broad and majestic muscles and flesh on his body were beating one by one, and the golden skin was like a golden solution emitting a faint glow, full of indescribable powerful coercion, in short, it made people feel that he was very strong, so strong that people were afraid.

"Damn, don't destroy the golden body." Fang Wen scolded in a low voice: "The Dragon 'Gate' Interpretation of Taoism and Confucianism is the first of the three major teachings of the Great Wei Zen Academy. How far have you practiced? ”

"Well, there's still one layer to go from Dacheng." Long Shao grinned, and shook his upper body very proudly, the muscles and flesh on his body fluctuated like flowing water, and the air around him was squeezed by the muscles and flesh when it beat, making a crisp sound.

"!" Is the Immortal Golden Body only one layer away from Dacheng? Fang Wen looked at Long Shao blankly, speechless for a while.

The Immortal Golden Body is a perverted mental method that is a hundred times stronger than the so-called Golden Bell Jar and other hard skills, and it must be cultivated by extremely talented people. Fang Wen didn't know how strong the specific combat power of the Immortal Golden Body was, but he knew that a few years ago, the people of the Heavenly 'Gate' besieged an old monk of the Dawei Zen Temple, and dozens of guns fired thousands of bullets at the old monk, but the old monk was not injured in his skin and flesh, and he left after defeating the disciples of the Heavenly 'Gate' present.

This is a 'door' defense is amazingly strong, and legend has it that there is a magic of 10,000 catties of huge power in every move***.

His eldest brother was the heir of the Dawei Zen Academy, and he was actually a unique physique suitable for cultivating the Immortal Golden Body-Fang Wen remembered the scene when Long Shaoyi unscrewed the iron lock when they were young. The pervert who has had amazing brute strength since he was a child is naturally suitable for cultivating this 'door' with amazing divine power. It's ironic, he is suitable for cultivating the Wind 'Gate' Wind Sutra, and Long Shao is suitable for the Immortal Golden Body.

looked at Long Shao weakly, and Long Shao also looked at Fang Wen with a sad face.

After a long time, Fang Wencai smiled bitterly and said, "Come on, just as if you haven't seen me." Is it safe here? ”

Long Shao nodded: "Safe, you can rest assured of this." However, the wind 'door' is less than four... ”

"What? Do you still want to capture me back to the Dragon Gate and avenge the hundreds of disciples of your Dragon Gate in Europe? Fang Wen smiled.

"Fart!" Long Shao scolded: "Those guys who were slaughtered by you are not my sons, what should I do to avenge them?" You are my brother, and I naturally plan for you. ”

"That's it." Fang Wen clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Our own brother, take care of his heavenly 'gate' and dragon 'gate'." Oh, it's really fantasy to say, the personal disciples of the Dawei Zen Monastery and I, the four young men of the wind 'gate', can actually sit together and chat. Really, he***. The wonders of life are really everywhere. ”

Long Shao was about to speak, when the walkie-talkie on his waist suddenly sounded 'beep'. Long Shao angrily pressed the walkie-talkie and yelled loudly: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, don't let it go if you have a fart!" ”

There was silence on the other end of the intercom. After a long time, a timid voice cautiously asked, "Senior Brother Long, Senior Brother Lu wants me to ask, where have you been?" DISCOVERIES ... ”

"What the hell? Lao Tzu found a place to eat, people are iron, rice is steel, and he is hungry if he doesn't eat a meal. Does he know how much I have to eat in a day? Long Shao scolded loudly, raised his head and howled loudly: "Boss, another roast whole sheep." After speaking, he casually crumpled the walkie-talkie into pieces.

Fang Wen looked at Long Shao blankly, and after a long time, he slowly gave two thumbs up: "Long Shao, you are too talented." That's how you treat your fellow 'door'? ”

With a swing of his head, Long Shao sneered: "Or what?" Offering them as ancestors? '', don't look at the dragon 'door' blowing, it's a black mess inside. Lao Tzu can fight, and many old immortals have been beaten by Lao Tzu, so Lao Tzu doesn't bird them. ***。 Waving his hand, Long Shao said coldly: "Don't talk such nonsense, Lao Tzu cares about them." ”

Snorting coldly, Long Shao looked Fang Wen up and down, and said lightly: "You should also be careful in the Fengmen, what happened in Chicago and Shanghai, someone directly handed the information of the 'Four Shao' of the Fengmenmen to the Long'men." Some people in the wind 'gate' see you unpleasantly and want to borrow our hands to kill you. Even this time, your stronghold was terminated, and someone reported it. Or do you think we're immortals? Found that film and television base so accurately? ”

Fang Wen gritted his teeth. He thought of the strange tingling in his vest as he was in the woods trying to escape.

Nodding, Fang Wen said coldly, "I know." Will be careful. ”

Long Shao nodded proudly and said with a smile: "I can't do without the Dragon 'Gate', and it must be impossible for you to leave the Wind 'Gate'." So, no more nonsense. We are brothers, brothers for life. I'll find a way to pass on information about you. There will definitely be information to deal with Lao Tzu in the future, and you can find a way to pass it on to me. If I kill the people of your heavenly 'gate' to make meritorious contributions, you will find my gang of bastards in the 'gate' to get promoted to an official position and make a fortune with the bad luck of the 'gate'. Let's call this a buddy. As long as we don't directly confront them, who cares if they live or die? ”

This is really Long Shao's typical way of thinking. After all these years, he is still this virtuous, and he has not changed at all.

Fang Wen smiled and stretched out his hand, and Long Shaoyi grabbed Fang Wen's hand. The two clasped their hands tightly, and after a long time, Long Shaocai suddenly scolded in a low voice: "Mombi! I wanted you to be my sister-in-law back then. Who knew that Wenwen had found a devil. Well, I'll go to Europe in a while, that Alfred, I'll make him understand that being a Chinese' 'daughter' is not such an easy thing. Long Shao's bones made a terrible crisp sound, like the sound of a pot of fried soybeans exploding, and Fang Wen's 'hairy' bones were terrifying when he heard it.

Poor Alfred, your God will bless you.

Fang Wen shook his head bitterly and said in a low voice: "Don't talk about the past." Don't involve Wenwen in our affairs. Let her think I'm dead. He spread his hands and laughed at himself: "In the legal sense, I am a standard dead person, and my hukou has been cancelled." ”

"Birds!" Long Shao shook his head, he wanted to say something but didn't bother to speak, and after a long time, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "He***, the method of accepting you as an apprentice is exactly the means of those old devils in the Heavenly Gate." But that's okay, your mom and dad don't like it for a long time. You're dead this time, and I have nothing to do with them, so I'll beat them up when I find a chance, and that's the end of it. ”

Smiling, Fang Wen didn't express any opinion. He just reached out and stroked Long Shaoguang's slippery head, and said with a wry smile: "Boss, you really became a monk?" ”

Shaking his head, Long Shaowei smiled and said: "Nonsense, you can't get close to the 'woman' and 'sex' before the immortal golden body is completed, so I simply became a monk." When the immortal golden body is completed, according to the rules, I am the chief *** of the Dawei Zen Academy, and my status is equivalent to the presiding officer of the Dawei Zen Academy. When the time comes, Lao Tzu wants to have face, and he wants to work hard, and immediately break the 'door' and go out to find a wife! ”

He gestured with two fingers and shouted excitedly: "One year, one more year, my immortal golden body will be completed!" ”

God, Fang Wen rolled his eyes, it was really a blessing that Dawei Zen Academy found such a successor. How so? Long Shao, this guy, has been a little missing a tendon in his head since he was a child, and he has a lot of thinking and many practices, which you can't imagine.

But I heard Long Shao say triumphantly: "This time, I also deliberately went back to my home in Beijing to have a look, tsk, I saw that Lao Tzu became a monk, my grandfather, grandmother, maternal grandfather, maternal grandfather, father, uncle, uncle, a family of relatives who were old all had heart attacks and high blood pressure, and a guy lay down more than 20 and went to the hospital. Obediently, you didn't see that scene, it's a big scene! ”

Fang Wen laughed so hard that he 'twitched', he 'whooped' and howled, because of the laughter, the muscles and flesh near his wound 'twitched' for a while, and the pain made him almost go crazy.

Long Shao unconsciously muttered to himself there, telling him some things after entering the Dawei Zen Monastery one by one, and Fang Wen was bursting with laughter when he heard it. Laughing and hurting, Fang Wen struggled in boundless happiness and pain, laughing so much that he was 'cramping' all over his body, and he was dying and alive in pain, it was really *** two heavens.