Chapter Eighty-Seven: Boss, Are You ......
Holding the phone, Zhou Ze reluctantly got up and sat against the wall, in fact, he could already move a little, he might not be able to get out of bed and walk around, but in other aspects, he was really not as weak as he seemed before.
Reaching out, he gestured to the bottom of the bed.
The little monkey turned his head to look over and found that it was half a box of Xiao Su cigarettes that had been opened.
It jumped down, picked up the cigarette, and delivered it to Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze made another lighter action.
The little monkey was stunned for a moment, very ashamed, and couldn't wait to take out his big stick and hit Zhou Ze!
"It's been a long time since I've smoked, so I want one."
The little monkey jumped out of bed again, rummaged through the clutter pile, and finally found a lighter and threw it over.
lit a cigarette, took a puff, and spit out a puff of smoke rings, although his body was still weak, like a canvas with countless patches, which could fall apart at any time, but the first cigarette in the past ten days still made Zhou Ze feel comfortable.
He deliberately pretended not to move, and as for what the purpose was, Zhou Ze couldn't say clearly.
Guilty?
Owed?
Maybe there is, maybe not, even now, Zhou Ze didn't feel that he had made the wrong choice.
But at least for now, this monkey has indeed saved his life, and he owes it a lot.
Holding the mobile phone, Zhou Ze thought about it, and found that he didn't remember the phone numbers of Bai Yingying or Xu Qinglang and others, these days are not like the era when they went to the commissary to make public phones, and few people deliberately remember the phone number, they are all directly stored in the address book.
There was no way, and in the end, Zhou Ze could only call "110".
About his disappearance, Xu Qinglang and they did report the case, Zhou Ze told the operator on the phone that he was fine, and then asked them to help contact the reporter to pick him up, so he didn't bother the police uncle to dispatch.
About half an hour later, Xu Qinglang drove a Nissan over, and there was a white warbler in the car.
Xu Qinglang, who covered his nose and walked into the shack, saw Zhou Ze lying on the bed, his eyes immediately soured, but he immediately restrained himself.
maybe
The cruelest thing in the world,
That is to say, I'll go home and cook,
And you didn't come back to eat.
Bai Yingying hugged Zhou Ze off the bed, she had a lot of strength, and hugging Zhou Ze was like playing.
Zhou Ze said to Xu Qinglang on the side: "Take that monkey with you." ”
The little monkey squatted on the edge of the bed, watching Zhou Ze being taken away, holding his own small plastic hammer in his hand,
Wave,
It's like saying goodbye.
However, when Xu Qinglang walked towards it, the little monkey immediately jumped and jumped onto the board wall, and it was obviously reluctant to go.
As the king of grass here, with a bunch of cats and dogs, so many little brothers give themselves offerings every day, how comfortable it is, it is reluctant to go.
And the goods I saved, it's still a little unpleasant.
Xu Qinglang looked at Zhou Ze,
Zhou Ze repeated: "Take it away." ”
Not negotiable,
My fancy pet,
You have to take it away.
Xu Qinglang went to catch the monkey, the monkey was very sensitive, and Xu Qinglang couldn't catch it at all.
The white warbler placed Zhou Ze in the car, and then rushed over with an arrow step, the monkey didn't expect this woman to be so fast, and she jumped a step slower and was directly caught by the tail.
"Squeak Squeak!!"
The monkey grinned at the white warbler and showed a fierce face!
Stinky bitch,
How dare you catch me!
"Roar!"
The white warbler also opened its mouth at the monkey, revealing the zombie fangs,
A scene of blue-faced fangs,
It directly scared the monkey into a circle.
re-peeling,
Believe it or not, the old lady ate you!
"Good, go with my aunt and grandmother."
The white warbler dragged the monkey's fart with one hand, grabbed its tail with the other, sent it into the car, and then closed the doors and windows.
Zhou Ze sat in the back seat, half-lying,
The monkey sat next to Zhou Ze,
With his hands crossed, he was obviously sulking.
It felt that it had saved Zhou Ze, but Zhou Ze wanted to deprive it of its freedom with his backhand, which is very bad!
I treat you as a sick number, but you want to train me in a secret room!
"I took you away because I was afraid that you would be killed if you saved people again." Zhou Ze explained weakly, "The grievances in the previous life can be regarded as a write-off, and in this life, I owe you first, live with me for a while, and if you still want to leave in the future, just go." ”
The monkey didn't know if he understood or not, but he was a little more honest than before.
Xu Qinglang threw over a pack of biscuits, the monkey took it, opened the bag by himself, grabbed it with his hands and ate it, and didn't forget to give one to Zhou Ze's mouth.
One person and one monkey have developed this tacit understanding in life during these days.
"Yo, it seems that I'm worried, you two have been having a good time lately."
Xu Qinglang teased while driving the car.
"You eat a monkey's vinegar?"
The white warbler suddenly interjected.
Xu Qinglang was choked and stopped talking.
The bookstore hasn't moved yet, and Zhou Ze, the boss, suddenly disappeared for half a month, who still has the heart to relocate, so Xu Qinglang still drove back to the old place.
got out of the car,
Or Bai Yingying walked into the bookstore with Zhou Ze in his arms, Zhou Ze also came to peace, if you choose, Xu Qinglang and Bai Yingying,
Zhou Ze still felt that it was more acceptable for Bai Yingying to hug himself.
The monkey did not run away, but followed him into the bookstore.
"Coming back?"
Lao Dao was cleaning in the bookstore, and when he saw Zhou Ze coming back, he immediately came over and slapped a sycophant, and then said:
"Jiren has his own nature."
Immediately, Lao Dao saw the monkey behind him, and immediately rejoiced, "This also brought a pet back?" ”
Saying,
Lao Dao posed for a Monkey King and shouted:
"What do I want this iron rod for!"
Unexpectedly, the little monkey was really cooperative, and he also put on a posture of scratching his ears and cheeks, pointing at Lao Dao with one hand and tickling with the other.
"Black, this monkey is smart, like me."
After speaking, Lao Dao felt as if he had said something wrong.
As soon as the person entered the store, a woman walked down the stairs.
The first thing that was revealed was a pair of flesh-colored stockings, slender legs, delicate high school girls' clothes, and shawl hair.
Tang Shi has almost recovered and is able to walk.
Women love beauty, and the first thing they do to regain their mobility is to dress themselves.
At this point, Zhou Ze feels that Bai Yingying is much more simple, this stupid girl, except for liking to play games, does not pay much attention to dressing up.
"If you don't come back, we'll all have to go." Tang Shi smiled, "If the dog is not there, the smell of the kennel will fade, and we won't be able to hide it." ”
"I just came back, can you say something nice?" Zhou Ze is really powerless to complain about this woman.
"Okay, let's talk something nice, the owner of the noodle shop next door told me about that day, do you know what you provoked?"
"It seems to be called a lady in Tsing Yi." Zhou Ze replied.
"A temple god, a temple god who is about to be completely overthrown, you actually take the initiative to provoke her, do you know, she has no time, and she also knows that her time is running out."
"She's killing."
"Do you know who she killed?"
Zhou Ze glanced at the monkey who was still messing with Lao Dao, shook his head, and said:
"I'm not interested in knowing."
Tang Shi walked to Zhou Ze's side, then covered his nose and said in disgust:
"It stinks."
"That's why it's called a stinky man."
"Did you use to be so flamboyant?" Tang Shi was not angry.
"Before you lay on it like a mummy, who would be interested in talking to you." Zhou Ze pointed to the bathroom and said to Bai Yingying, "Help me take a bath." ”
The white warbler was stunned for a moment,
But the silly girl immediately said, "Oh, good." ”
Zhou Ze's current condition, it is impossible to take a bath by himself, but his body is covered with layers of mud, and it is uncomfortable not to take a bath.
Let Xu Qinglang help him take a bath?
I can't stand it even when I think about it.
Let Lao Dao help you take a bath?
When I thought of Lao Dao helping me rub my back while singing "Xintianyou", and then looking at Lao Dao's thin body like ribs, it was not interesting.
As for Tang Shi, forget it, let her help her take a bath, it is estimated that she would rather "whoosh" and control a pen to give herself a happy break.
There is only the simple and kind white warbler left.
Entering the bathroom, Zhou Ze was sitting on a bench, Bai Yingying helped him take off his clothes, but she didn't take off her clothes herself, so the picture of taking a bath was not as glamorous as she imagined.
Holding the sprinkler, he washed away the mud on Zhou Ze's body little by little, looking at the scars all over Zhou Ze's body, the white warbler couldn't close her mouth in surprise, and asked:
"Boss, your injury is too terrifying, that lady in Tsing Yi is really not a thing, I heard that her temple has been torn down, and she deserves it."
"She didn't do it." Zhou Ze said, "In fact, most of the injuries on my body were caused by myself. ”
It was difficult for Zhou Ze to understand that state, and he didn't even know if he could take the initiative to enter that state again, but it was certain that once he repeated the one on the rooftop, he would still end up with scars.
My body, to be honest, is a little too weak.
The white warbler began to help Zhou Ze make shower gel, and her hands roamed over Zhou Ze's body.
Unconsciously, a look of intoxication appeared on her face, and at the same time she said:
"Boss, I don't know why, when I touch your body, I feel like this feeling, it's a very close feeling."
As a zombie, Bai Yingying sensed the feeling of the same kind from Zhou Ze now, and although this kind of person seemed to be very weak, the suppression and disparity of that grade made her instinctively have an urge to surrender.
When I hugged Zhou Ze before, the white warbler had this feeling.
"Take a good bath, don't make a fuss."
Zhou Ze reminded.
At this moment, Xu Qinglang coughed outside the bathroom.
Bai Yingying's body was stunned, and the tips of her fingers began to rub back and forth on the two raised particles on Zhou Ze's chest, and the frequency was very fast.
"What for?"
"I made a bet with Xu Meiren to see if the boss could get up in stone."
Saying,
The white warbler still bowed its head,
Deliberately looking down,
Then she opened her mouth wide and let out an exclamation:
"Boss, you're actually ......"