I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet...... Isn't this sentence familiar?! Familiarity is right, the general proverb is a summary of life, and there is such a proverb that represents the sincerity of this truth. [Full text reading]

People who do bad things often have a day to miss. Lin Su is now semi-wet, that is, planted, but not fully planted......

"Don't be afraid, kid, I'm really not a bad person. I just felt a breath from you, like some kind of magical prop with a special effect...... If you don't mind, can you let me look into it?! The alchemy mentor of the light of the imperial capital caught Lin Shu, whose age was adjusted to sixteen, and pleaded bitterly: "Really, I am not a strange person of unknown origin, and I will not divulge any news about that prop, this is just a simple desire and pursuit of alchemy academics...... Believe it or not, this is my Imperial Capital Light Teacher Certificate, as well as Alchemist Certification, ID Card, Real Estate Certificate, ......"

Lin Su black line: "Old man, the key is that I ......am in a hurry" Banana, what is there on me that is so attractive?! It seems that what is placed in the space bracelet should not be perceived by others, right?!

After making an inventory of all the items he was currently wearing, Lin Su finally remembered the deception of Raphael he was wearing...... If the problem is to be replaced with something else, it will be given to him, but even if this thing is used, her identity will be exposed, and when the time comes, she will be caught red-handed with evidence of leaving school, no matter how stupid the pig is, it can't die like this......

The alchemist was extremely fanatical about the pursuit of alchemy, as can be seen from the fact that he was cheeky enough to guard the girl's dormitory for a week for a broom, and in the same way, he now meets a girl on the street. The girl seems to have an extremely high-level alchemy prop with a mysterious atmosphere...... As soon as this smell came out, the temptation for the alchemy master was simply equivalent to the best aphrodisiac.

The opportunity must not be lost, the time will not come again, the alchemy master immediately made a decision or didn't think about it at all, so he grabbed the girl who was about to pass by him, and exerted the spirit of being shameless and shameless, and began to entangle with people's ink in front of the street, insisting on seeing what people were carrying:

"I promise, I'll just look at it and don't touch it. Can you just hold it in your hand and let me see it?! ”

In your hand?! It doesn't take half a second to hold it in your hand, and you have to wear it yourself. Lin Su shook his head firmly: "I'm really embarrassed." I don't know what exactly you're trying to see, and I'm really in trouble right now......"

"Please, child, can you bear to refuse the request of a curious old man."

"I can't bear it." Lin Shu sighed: "Then again, are you really embarrassed to hold on to a young girl's arm on the street?!" ”

The alchemy master was stunned and looked around. Indeed, there are already some unsuspecting onlookers pointing fingers at themselves. This scene is too similar to the embarrassing scene that the freshman encountered in the first week of school, and the old tutor really didn't have the cheekiness to shout "I'm embarrassed to ......"

The alchemy master was entangled and depressed, and Lin Su's eyes lit up. found an acquaintance in the crowd, and hurriedly raised his hand: "Who! ”

Which who?! The acquaintance who was greeted was stunned, and he didn't know that he was calling himself, but this way of greeting was too familiar. It was so familiar that he couldn't help but turn around, and then was caught by a girl on the spot: "Didn't you say you were going on a date with me today?!" Why did I wait for half a day to come. ”

Who are you?! Slanya was inexplicably framed. Of course, it was at a loss. But looking at the other party's youth and beauty, it doesn't seem to be very good for people to not get off the stage in public, so he hesitated and hesitated: "This, you ......" Could it be which lady he dated before? !

It's a bad thing, and it's the most shameful thing to forget the name of a cute girl. Slanya secretly spit on herself, and by the way, she continued to work the memory.

"Forget it, since we're here, let's go quickly." Lin Su was afraid that this stupid guy would let him go, so he jumped directly to the next step, and dragged the meteor outside with a big stride by the person's arm.

"Wait!" The alchemy master was in a hurry, and he came up to pull people: "This ......"

"Uncle. I've got a serious boyfriend, you see! Lin Su pushed Si Lanya out and pointed at the little white face: "This look." Pat the small pectoral muscles: "This figure!" Pulling clothes: "This net worth!" "Again...... After looking around, it seems that there is nothing to show off. So he stopped and sighed: "So I'm really sorry, I can't accept your pursuit." ”

It's the first time Slanya has met such an unreserved girl. A little white face swelled into a small tomato, gritted his teeth and endured it. But when he heard the last sentence, he finally couldn't help but squirt: "He wants to pursue you?!" "The old cow eats the tender grass, ah, this is.

The alchemy master also vomited blood: "I just want to see the alchemy prop ...... on you".

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a scream, and the girl looked at him with pale face and tears in her eyes, hugging her chest like a pervert: "You! How can you make such an excessive request! ”

"Shameless!"

"Old rascal!"

"It's so shameless!"

Unknowingly, the onlookers were angry, which gentleman didn't want to see the girl?! But who is embarrassed to shout it out so blatantly?! Therefore, although everyone admired the courage of the old alchemist, it was more anger at the other party who dared to shout out what they did not dare to shout...... You're a big watermelon! We didn't dare to say that we wanted to see it, just because your old chrysanthemum face was embarrassed to jump out and shout?!

The alchemy master was calculated to attract a large amount of hatred value, and he was accidentally knocked out by the crowd, and he was no longer able to fight. Lin Shu took the opportunity to drag the stunned Silan Yashan, ran out of a safe distance and then abandoned the other party without hesitation, disappeared with a sting, and rushed to the school gate to meet the demon general who helped him smuggle......

"It's finally back." The Demon General sat in a small cake shop across the street from the school, and although the cakes in the small shop were not as famous as the Efeld Shop, they were still a place to rest.

Leaving the half-eaten little pudding and coming out of the store, the demon general raised the wooden sign in his hand: "There is only half an hour left in this time limit, I almost thought you were planning to spend the night in the Assassins' Guild?!" ”

"Caught on the way." Lin Shu also breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he ran fast: "I just know that the time for this pass you applied for is almost up, otherwise I wouldn't have to be in such a hurry." ”

Diplomatic ambassadors are just good, and it is easy to apply for any authority. After all, if this one is not handled well, it will be a major event that undermines the friendship between the two races. As long as the demon general does not go out of line, even if he wants to do something that is not allowed by the laws of the empire, it is not impossible...... Except, of course, for the abduction of young girls.

"Snort." The magic general snorted, swaggered and took the same upright girl directly into the school gate, the wooden sign lit up, and the magicians and swordsmen on duty not only did not stop anyone, but also took the initiative to turn off the magic array and alarm at the door, and by the way, enthusiastically helped people point out the direction of the various avenues......

"The privileged class is good." Lin Su entered the school gate and sighed, but this method is not suitable for common use after all, and it is still convenient when the school first started. A sneak can be done, how many twists and turns are there now.

But then again, it's good that she still has such a connection, otherwise I'm afraid there will be more twists and turns, and she may not be able to come out without being shocked...... That's why relationships are so important.

Many friends, many roads. This statement is absolutely true.

"Actually, you can too." The demon general didn't reply: "If you want me to say, you just put up the name of a teacher in the Dark Academy and receive the title." Then we can negotiate with this side and arrange for you to be a guest exchange mentor in your current capacity......" He still remembers his great cause of abduction.

"Okay."

"Tsk! You don't listen to me well, this title and identity are really useful, don't say anything else. Just the light of entering and leaving the imperial capital is ...... Belch! "It's natural for the demon to be rejected, and after listening to the answer, it's not a brain, so I continue to persuade all the way. After saying a few words, I realized that something was wrong, and I was stunned and shocked: "You agreed?!" ”

"yes, you can do it for me when you go back." Lin Shu waved his hand and nodded happily.

This is really joy from the sky, the devil will do what he says, happily send Lin Su back to the bedroom, and see the girl who has turned back into a little bit walk into the building and leave in a hurry, and then contact the demon world overnight, apply, and apply for approval...... Because Lin Su's identity has long been filed. The demon side is also very powerful, and the green light is not delayed at all, and in less than a week, someone sent the relevant documents and identity certificates.

It's another week off. On the day of the routine release of the group of students, Lin Shu just went home. I saw that the demon with an unusually bright smile was already sitting in the living room of Lawrence's house, waiting for the youngest earl in history to come home from school.

"Done?!" Lin Su greeted Lawrence first, and then turned his head to ask.

"Of course!" The Demon General smiled and took out the Dark Emblem: "Your identity information has been prepared, so you can enter your magic imprint into this crest." People of all races only need to check the coat of arms to identify your identity and title in the demon clan. ”

In other words, it is equivalent to the demon ID card and passport in one. Lin Shu expressed his satisfaction, and when he took a look, the bound person actually had a dark attack bonus and a defense bonus of 40% each, so he was even more satisfied......

Holding the coat of arms, losing the magic power, after a burst of light, the demon general smiled even more happily: "Then next, the research on stealth ......"

"What's the matter with me?!" Lin Shu put the coat of arms into the bracelet space, and asked inexplicably.

"......" The Demon General's face stiffened, and after thinking about it, he explained more tactfully: "That's the case, we give you a knighthood, mainly because we hope that you will assist us in restoring and developing ancient assassination techniques." And since you have agreed to accept the title, then on the contrary, of course, you must cooperate with us......"

Lin Shu also thought about it after making serious recollections, and even more euphemistically said that the other party might have misunderstood: "But I only agreed to accept the title, and I didn't promise to help you study something?!" Are you mistaken? ”

The demon general vomited blood, indeed, after thinking about it carefully, he just told her the benefits of having a knighthood, and then the other party waved his hand and said, "Go", and he really went like a two-hundred-and-five, and he didn't even talk about the conditions...... Potatoes, you potato! But aren't these things to be taken for granted?! Do you want him to make a special statement?!

Theoretically, her acceptance of the knighthood meant acceptance of their request for cooperation. But from the literal point of view, I really didn't say at the time that I had to provide assistance if I got the title...... Could it be that he was slammed?!

The demon's brain spun rapidly, and his face changed rapidly. Lin Su was moved to tears on the side...... Who said that the demons are an evil and despicable race?! There are still a few young people who are so pure in front of them! Before the goods arrived, she paid the bill first, and she didn't even ask for a mortgage to take out all the money first...... Mmmm, it's so touching, she's going to be excited for a while.

Lawrence closed his eyes in despair and wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself. This kid even dares to be rude to the demons. Should I say that the ignorant are fearless, or is she full of food and looking for death?!

Not to mention that this identity doesn't seem to be a low general, even if he looks at it from the sidelines, he can't stand it. When the time comes, if people are annoyed and angry, they will directly go berserk...... Dad, Lawrence is probably going to say goodbye to you forever!

Coming in high spirits, he walked away in frustration, the devil will walk down this trip, and the blow he encountered is definitely not ordinary, although he also knows that the little girl is not a good thing, but he didn't expect her to be so not a thing, and he actually twisted him into a cabbage alive, that is to shabu shabu!

The demon general gritted his teeth in grief and anger. Helplessly, no matter how unwilling he was at this time, the matter had become a foregone conclusion. The coat of arms was given, the identity was done, and the teacher exchange was approved...... Everything was done perfectly and neatly, and the only flaw was that I didn't get someone to ......

"You're so daring." Frightened to send off the distinguished guests, Lawrence wiped a handful of cold sweat as soon as he closed the door: "Even that adult dares to lie." Aren't you afraid of demon revenge?! ”

"Why the revenge?" Lin Shu smiled: "They want to ask me to go back to help, and they don't want to kidnap them back to force a confession." "Master-slave is very important, whoever has the big card can shout. It's the rule.

Lawrence smiled wryly: "In case people are really angry......"

"I believe in you!" Lin Subeier trusted and looked at Lawrence sincerely: "You won't ignore me, right!" ”

Lawrence pondered for a long time: "Why don't you go outside." ”

"......" despises you......

On the day after the rest day, Lin Shu went to the principal's office to report, this kind of thing has a lot of dreams at night, and it is difficult to say if the magic general will suddenly jump out and insert a pole or something if it drags on for a long time. The sooner she gets the guest teacher, she can solve an identity problem as soon as possible. In the future, the light of entering and exiting the imperial capital is above board, and if you want to skip class, you will skip class. If you want to open it, you can open it up, and by the way, you can open a store on campus, and solve all the problems that couldn't be solved before......

"You're the Count of the Demons?!" The principal took the coat of arms handed out by Lin Shu and tested it, put on a magnifying glass, put on a magic ball, and finally put on a bottle of something similar to sulfuric acid, from the material to the magic mark, everywhere, until it was finally determined that there was no problem, this chapter was indeed a numbered genuine product that had passed the demon testing and certification. Only then did I finally hand it back with confidence.

"That's right, do you want to take two more bites to try the hardness?!" Lin Su was sweating wildly beside him, and he couldn't help but ask after taking the coat of arms.

The headmaster blushed. Embarrassed to smile: "I'm so sorry, I'm old." It's just a little too careful...... Earl Lin, yes?! I also received an official letter from the demons and the royal family, you mean you want to come to our school, but only as a guest teacher, right?! ”

When he was a demon earl, he was called Lin, and when he was his real body, he was called Su, and after a circle, Lin Su didn't even have a surname until now.

"It's what they say, teaching is actually not my main purpose, the key is that I want to learn from the advanced teaching experience of the light of the imperial capital, promote good exchanges between the two alumni, and experience the difference between the educational philosophy and method of the school of the lower human race from our school by the way, and absorb more ......."

The principal was a little dumbfounded when he heard this, and nodded hurriedly in understanding: "Of course, there have been several other guest teachers in this school, but I don't know how long you plan to stay here?!" ”

"This ......" Lin Shu was a little embarrassed: "I don't know if it's inconvenient to come for six years first?!" ”

"......" for six years?! It's enough to apply for a temporary residence permit...... The headmaster was speechless: "It's not that we don't allow it, but the Dark Academy is willing to let you stay outside for that long?!" ”

"It's okay, I'm the Count!" Lin Shu smiled and said meaningfully.

So the principal realized that what about the privileged class, what kind of heart is he doing for others......

The superiors have already greeted each other, and there is diplomatic attention, and of course this approval is extremely fast, signed by the president, signed by the vice president, signed by the archives office, and signed by the personnel office...... After turning around, it was already half an hour after completing all the formalities, and this was still under the condition that the principal had specially approved the opening of the internal teleportation array of the academy.

Don't think that this efficiency is slow, if you want to go through the entry procedures of a teacher on the earth, which one can't be done after a few days?! Not to mention, you may have to go out to socialize and socialize......

After getting the official teacher certificate, Lin Shu struck while the iron was hot, and by the way, he asked about the requirements for opening a store on campus.

After this question, I realized that it is not easy to open a small shop, first of all, you need to pay the upfront rent, which is three years at a time, which means that no matter the profit or loss, you can't return the rent within three years anyway.

Next, the store should also report to the school for application, so that the school can update the location of your store on the big map in time for students to find.

In addition, what kind of products you plan to sell or sell must be handed over to the school for testing to ensure that there is no danger. Of course, the school will not ask you about the origin of the product or the recipe, but if the recipe is cracked during the test, it is a technical problem......

All in all, Lin Shu understands that in this world, intellectual property protection is a fart!

Of course, the store still has to be opened, but looking at it like this, she still has to plan first, at least she can't help others in vain, either she can't crack it, or she can't do it even if the other party cracks it.

It really annoyed her to carry forward the sanitary napkin technology to this ancient magical continent, and she didn't believe that these people were embarrassed to study small pieces like a little girl with her......

"Ahh You're the girl from yesterday! "I was walking on the road, and I was suddenly stopped, and at a glance, what is fate, it is actually the alchemy master who has been repeatedly injured but never looks back.

Lin Shu smiled a little helplessly: "Hello, I am a new teacher who has just reported here, and we will be colleagues in the future......"

"You're a teacher?!" The alchemy tutor's eyes lit up: "Which course is taught?!" Alchemy?! ”

"......yes, what course is she teaching?!" Seeing that all the formalities have been completed, the identity has been confirmed, and the documents have been received, don't look back, you don't even know what kind of teacher you are, this joke is too big.

Hurriedly took out a stack of materials that had just been stuffed into the space, picked it up and flipped it up: "I'll take a look, it seems that I remember a few of them should be written on the subjects I want to teach." ”

"......" Alchemy Grand Mentor Black Line: "Don't you even know what you want to teach?!" ”

"This is mainly my all-round development." Lin Shu sweated.

"No kidding!" The Great Alchemy Mentor was depressed at first, and then his eyes suddenly lit up: "By the way, you must be teaching alchemy, right?!" Since you can carry that incredible alchemy item on you, then I think your attainments in alchemy must also be very high. ”

"This ...... Pregnant! Finally found a basic information sheet for teachers, Lin Shu breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly looked for the professor's course column...... Well, find: "I teach etiquette!" ”

Your sister!

As soon as the announcement was made, not only did the Alchemy Grand Mentor have a collapsed expression, but even Lin Shu almost went crazy on the spot. She teaches etiquette?!

I used to say that Lin Su's family was very rich and rich. So of course she also learned etiquette......

However, the so-called etiquette is not universal to the whole world, for example, a simple greeting, the Celestial Empire is to shake hands, the small island nation is to bow, and the West has a hug and a cheek kiss...... Even the etiquette on one plane is so complicated and diverse, not to mention that it is still a magic empire on another plane.

Lin Su wanted to cry without tears, she knew that the demon general was uneasy and kind, he could not hope that she would teach alchemy to the human race, nor would he want her to teach the students of the Tobiro Empire what is stealth...... I don't know Lin Su's hole card magic general very clearly, so how can we meet the needs of the other party to the greatest extent and make the other party's skills not be taught?!

Thinking about it, only etiquette is the safest!

Expected, expected, anyway, her main purpose is just to facilitate access, and it's a big deal to prepare more before class in the future...... Lin Su tried to comfort herself, trying not to rush out and catch a man and beat him to vent his anger.

"You...... Such a great alchemist is actually here to teach etiquette?! "It's a pity that Lin Shu can figure it out, but the alchemy master can't. (To be continued)