Chapter 14: Breaking the Hurdle 2
After the group walked out of the back door, Xie Cong first took the lead to go to the paper shop in the city, Zhuang Zhengde didn't ask much, but he felt that the pedestrians on the street were already looking at him like arrows, this kind of scene was really rare in Qinhuang County.
Xie Cong saw a few people following him, and he didn't cut it off, letting these idle people and others follow behind. When he arrived at the paper shop, Zhuang Zhengde only saw two carriages parked at the door, and the back groove of the carriage was full of a cart full of paper gold ingots, and the other cart was full of yellow paper money.
The villagers who followed Xie Cong and the others also exclaimed in surprise when they saw this scene. Zhuang Zhengde only felt that his head was about to be stuck in the waistband of his trousers, shouldn't these two big car objects be prepared for himself?
I was really afraid of something, Xie Cong greeted the shopkeeper of the paper shop in front, and the shopkeeper sent two guys to follow closely with the carriage. The villagers behind him also gathered more and more, and the scene was a little chaotic for a while.
When the old man Bai saw this scene, he hurriedly stopped and waved to the villagers who followed behind, "Fellow villagers, today, my old man Bai is entrusted by someone to do things for my nephew. I hope you don't follow along, so as not to disturb the gods and cause trouble. ”
As soon as everyone heard this, they scattered in fright, leaving only a few brave people who still hung far away and refused to leave, and the old man Bai did not stop him, and turned his head to keep up with the big team in front.
Zhuang Zhengde didn't dare to say anything along the way, but his face was blushing with shame, and people were carrying a large basket of paper live ingots, and Zhuang Zhengde secretly laughed at others in his heart. It's your turn, oh, okay, it's full of two big carriages, if you go into the land temple and burn it, you can't dry your mouth from the land lord?
The more Zhuang Zhengde thought about it, the more he thought about it, and hurriedly corrected his playful thoughts, and obediently followed behind the King of Sorrow.
After the group arrived at the Land Temple, the two men helped unload a cart of paper money, only to see that there were two hills piled up in the courtyard, and there was almost no place to stay in the courtyard. After unloading, the two led the carriage to retreat first, and did not dare to ask more. It's just that I look back frequently, and I can't let go of the curiosity in my heart.
Old Man Bai stood at the gate of the courtyard and did not go in, which was also to block the way of these bold villagers, so as not to affect the actions in the temple. Xie Cong took Zhuang Zhengde to bow down in front of the land lord, Dong Li did not follow this time, but just stood in the courtyard and squinted at Xie Cong and the others.
After the ceremony, Xie Cong turned around and took out a fire fold from his body to blow it up, took two pieces of yellow paper, and set the two hills on fire.
Zhuang Zhengde saw that there was no vision this time, but he was a little reluctant to burn these two piles of paper today? I don't know if it's too much.
These two hills burned for a full time with a stick of incense, and the smoke was billowing up. Dong Li's Golden Dragon Sorrow King just stood aside, watching quietly with his hands behind his back. When it was about to be burned, Zhuang Zhengde had not seen the whirlwind blowing that day, and he was a little uneasy.
Dong Li also felt that the situation was a little abnormal, and then snorted heavily in her nose. In an instant, with Dong Li's heavy snort, a whirlwind blew up in the courtyard, blowing the two piles of ashes and billowing smoke, all of which flew up and scattered in all directions.
When Dong Li saw this scene, she also nodded, and said, "This land lord is also timid enough, he is used to eating common meals on weekdays, and he will give you a big meal of fish and meat, and he doesn't dare to enjoy it." I have to invite you to eat it, hum, it's a little interesting. ”
Zhuang Zhengde had a bitter face, thinking to himself how much sin he had created, and if the underworld did not collect it, it would not be counted if the landlord did not collect it, and he would not dare to ask for the land lord to buy road wealth on the hour. Zhuang Zhengde will feel like Sun Dasheng in Journey to the West, and he is really disgusted by the wild dogs on the roadside.
After the ashes in the courtyard were dispersed, even the traces of burning on the ground had gradually faded, Zhuang Zhengde only felt very magical, and if he looked closely, he felt as if nothing had happened here.
Old Man Bai was also amazed when he looked outside the courtyard, and he felt that this Northeast Immortal family really had a beginning and an end, and was polite and courteous.
When a few people were stunned, there was a sudden sound behind the land master mud, which startled Zhuang Zhengde, Zhuang Zhengde heard the prestige, and saw a puff of green smoke coming out of the land master mud, curling up, and then a sturdy man came out, facing the face that looked a little similar to the mud body, but the age was much younger than this sculpture, and he looked only in his forties; It's also much taller than a clay body.
Zhuang Zhengde is a little blind, why is there a person hidden in this temple?
After the old man Bai saw the sturdy man who came out, he hurriedly closed the temple door and walked into the courtyard, locking the temple door from the inside.
After this sturdy man came out, he saluted Dong Li and Old Man Bai in the courtyard, and said, "Qinhuangdi is only on Monday, meet Mr. Bai Da, and meet the Golden Dragon Sorrow King." ”
Zhuang Zhengde was really stunned this time, and hurriedly raised his hand and pinched the root of his thigh, his mouth was sore and grinning, but he didn't dare to make a sound.
When the Golden Dragon Sorrow King saw the comer, he squinted his eyes, "You land lord, the shelf is really big." This king invited you to eat so much incense, are you reluctant? What's the matter, now that you have your real body, you are afraid that this king will smash your temple mud body? ”
Old Man Bai was not surprised when he saw the land appear, but just waved his hand in return. Xie Cong also widened his eyes and looked at it strangely, this usually dealt with the land lord a lot, but he never showed up, this is once again stained with the light of the sad king and the old man Bai.
The land lord smiled flatteringly on Monday, "What are you talking about, my big little god, how dare you please eat incense, Fang Cai Benxian, oh no, just my little old man was in the pit, and before he had time to wipe his belly, he hurriedly came out with his pants to receive the reward, a little slack, and asked Mr. Big and the King of Sorrow not to blame." ”
As soon as Zhuang Zhengde heard this, he burst out laughing. It turns out that this fairy also has to shit and fart, no different from ordinary people, Zhuang Zhengde thought that the fairies in this Journey to the West are not shit. Thinking of this, Zhuang Zhengde couldn't help but laugh out loud again.
As soon as Xie Cong saw his cousin's virtue, he knew that his cousin's mind was beginning to turn again. Hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Zhuang Zhengde, "Lord Land, you have a lot, don't be angry, my cousin has never been a good person, and he doesn't know how to be polite and offended, Zhengde, you don't want to ask the Lord of the Land for guilt." ”
The land lord was not annoyed on Monday, but still looked at Xie Cong and Zhuang Zhengde with a smile, "Oh, yes, this guy, this brother from the northeast is polite, what is this saying, I can afford to joke, we are like a family, it doesn't matter, ouch, this little brother is the son of Zhuang County Ling, right?" It's really a talent, dignified, suave, tiger father and no dog......"
The Golden Dragon Sorrow King looked at this land like a chatterbox, and he didn't look like a good man at all, "Stop, stop, stop, you stop, I'll wait for the matter to be done, aren't you going to invite a few of me to drink hot tea and rest?" I'm going to stay for a while, I'm afraid that my brother will have to do his work, and I can only be a patient in the future. ”
Only on Monday did he bend down and pat his thigh, "Take a look, my old man is used to being alone all the year round, and I have forgotten this etiquette, so let you stand here." Guilty and guilty, a few immortals, please come in, my old man has prepared tea, and a few people rest. ”
As soon as the words fell, he waved his hand and pointed, only to see the golden light flashing beside the mud, and there was a small door out of thin air.
Zhuang Zhengde was curious, this is the first time he has entered the Immortal Cave Mansion, the underworld can't be counted, and he can be regarded as a master of the Tao when he goes out, right?
After a few people entered the door, they only saw a high-door mansion, with a plaque on it that said Zhou Mansion, a big road in front of the door did not know where it led, the trees and flowers on the side of the avenue were lush and lush, after entering this fairy gate, the Golden Dragon Sorrow King had also appeared in his true body, Dong Li felt a burst of prostration and was about to fall, Xie Cong stepped forward and hurriedly supported it.
When the old man Bai looked at the courtyard of this deep house, he also sighed, and joked, "Lord Land, your yard is not small, my old man is your neighbor every day, and I don't see you invite my old man to come in and live in this small house." ”
On Monday, a few people were led into the door, and sat down in the courtyard, Zhuang Zhengde probably looked at the pattern, and found that this week the house should be a three-into quadrangle, and the rockery and small pools in the courtyard are readily available, and the scenery is beautiful. There is a wind of extravagance, and I think it was this land that only ate a lot of incense on Monday.
I only heard Mr. Bai Da say this on Monday, and he bowed again, with a wry smile on his face, "Mr. Bai Da, don't laugh at my old man, others don't know, don't you know, how can I live in this yard." My old man is like this, and the picture is pleasing to the eye. It's all a trick, and when a distinguished guest comes, I can't let you sit on the ground. ”
The Golden Dragon Sorrow King snorted coldly, "Clean up this bells and whistles, this king thinks that you don't dare to be so extravagant, otherwise I am afraid that you will be blamed from above, and you will not be able to bear it." Brother Ma Xie Cong and Dong Li, the two of you rest for a while. Mrs. Hu San just passed the word, and she will come over in a while. ”
Xie Cong and his wife took the order, poured tea for a few people, and sat obediently aside.
Zhuang Zhengde sat down on the stone bench with a big grin, and tasted this tea, which was no different from the rest of the world, but the taste was much sweeter.
The land invited Mr. Bai Da and the Golden Dragon Sorrow King to take the seat on Monday, and his face was full of flattering smiles, "The two immortals came to the cold house, and they were shining, my old man was really eye-opening today, and I was fortunate to see the two immortals, and the blessings of eight lifetimes of cultivation." ”
Since the appearance of this land, Zhuang Zhengde has felt like the turtle in this fireworks and willow lane, not to mention that he has no shelf, and he has to flatter and please everywhere, where can he get a little good fortune?
Old Man Bai couldn't listen to it anymore, and waved his hand, "Zhou Cai, you said that your kid is also a piece of land, why don't you have any majesty at all." ”
The Golden Dragon Sorrow King also looked at it coldly on the side, and did not speak, the incense just now made the Golden Dragon Sorrow King a little annoyed, since he became the Tangkou Sorrow King, when did he dare to have such a person to show the Sorrow King's face. Maybe it's because I'm used to it at home, and it's really a bit embarrassing to let the land be done like this on Monday, after all, my own juniors are also there.
I laughed on Monday, and I didn't get angry, and of course, I didn't dare to be angry. Zhou Zhou only saw that the Golden Dragon Sorrow King's face was not good, and he also knew that he had just neglected others, "Mr. Bai Da said with a smile, you two immortals are here, where did my old man come from any majesty, Fang Cai is indeed, but not making excuses." My old man also has to eat and drink Lazar a day, don't be angry, don't be angry, my old man has offended a lot, don't you apologize. ”
When the Golden Dragon Sorrow King heard this, he no longer looked at this Zhou Cai's face, after all, people are also righteous gods, and the meaning is forgotten, "Zhou Cai, Zhou Cai, you let this king say what is good about you." You little old man, you are not afraid of soaking, a gust of wind blew away your incense, I see that you have no place to cry. The king was also a little angry, and hoped that Zhou Diye would not blame him. After saying that, he bowed his hand towards Monday.
Zhou Zhou almost sat on the ground when he heard this, "The sad king can be said and laughed, it is indeed my old man who is a little neglectful, how dare you blame the sad king, your old man."
Old Man Bai saw that these two people were coming and going, and scolded with a smile, "You two stop and stop, don't let the juniors see the jokes, the two of them are hundreds of years older together, and they are not in shape." If you two keep talking, Zhuang Zhengde, this kid is going to swallow this stone table, don't look at how big this kid's mouth is. ”
Zhuang Zhengde heard that the artillery was aimed at him again, and hurriedly closed his mouth, and he chirped for a long time. Zhuang Zhengde gradually discovered that no matter what it was, there were two sides to it, including the rules and order of this world.
At the moment when a few people were talking, they suddenly heard a stabbing sound in the air, and a big hole was cracked, which was originally this blue sky and white clouds, but there were dots in this crack. Only on Monday did he slap his thigh with a bitter face and shouted, "My mother, who is this."